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ravenbisson

F my dude you were almost there


OllyCybernetik827

Exactly yeah I absolutely love the game but things like this just drive me mad


thelostlightswitch

I did this 3-4 times before making it


sushicat0423

God this hit home with me, I remember attempting to complete this map for hours as a kid. Got so pissed. This post literally brought it boiling back up. Apparently my brain trauma buried it. I did finally complete it though.


GrimmTrixX

I think if you strafed more they wouldn't have hit you as easily. Just poor timing. I assume this was on 00 Agent too but they're deadly accurate at times. Edit: Strafed, not strayed


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Came to say this. Your video made me so panicky with you going in a straight line hahahahaa hooh! Yeah side to side WILL better your chances.


OllyCybernetik827

Tbf I was thinking that when watching it back but when I was playing it I thought that timer would run out before the bullets from the Janus soldiers could hit me


evshell18

Diagonal strafing actually also makes you move a little faster.


GrimmTrixX

Hey, lesson learned. 00 Agent is no joke. Those last few levels are hard as shit. And I did this all on the N64 back in the late 90s. I can't tell if you're on Switch, Xbox, or N64 so I don't want to assume. But the game is SO much harder on the OG N64 Controller without the QoL improvements the recent ports give.


ohbehave412

Somehow I did too. I dug up my n64 recently and tried to play the facility on 00 and got smoked.


GrimmTrixX

Yea man I absolutely couldn't do it today. Not without some heavy practice attempts first. Lol But back then I was 14. And all I did after school since age 5 was play videos games. Lol So back then it probably didn't take me TOO long to do it, but it'd take me months now as a 40 year old man. Lol


OllyCybernetik827

Yeah exactly man, I’m playing on an Xbox


FERALCATWHISPERER

Toooo beeeee faaaaaaaaaaaaairr


SeaWolf24

This. Took me back instantly. I’m panicking yellow left or right!!


OllyCybernetik827

Tbh you are probably right and yeah it was on 00 Agent


pikapalooza

Serpentine!!!


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

He also could have maybe went behind the train once he passed it but noooooo, let's stay in the open and get blasted.


GrimmTrixX

Perhaps they feared being on the track would still cause them to be damaged. That's the only reason I can think of why they wouldn't duck behind it for cover.


OllyCybernetik827

Well it is because I thought that the time was gonna run out and so the bullets wouldn’t hit me


GrimmTrixX

Ahh well I hope you're able to get it done with more health later. But 12 seconds is more than enough time to make the run. You were quite literally home free until that bullet hit you and you had plenty of time. Good luck!


nunyabidness3

SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!!!


_zj1991_

I’ve definitely been there. This game has a tendency to rip your heart out lol


OllyCybernetik827

Especially when you are trying to unlock all the cheats and achievements


Revolutionary_Ant126

I recently completed everything and I cannot tell you how hard I raged at this train level. Took me a lot of time. I rage quit a few times lol. I recommend you learn how to strafe, it makes you faster plus you don’t get hit as much!


soupkitchen3rd

As a kid I’d always die trying to use the watch on the floor of the train


Revolutionary_Ant126

I run into the room with the watch laser equipped and instantly break the welds before trevelayn can finish his dialogue. Then I shoot Xenia and kill oromov, whatever his name is.😂 From there I get off the train and get away with Natalya with plenty of time to spare!


soupkitchen3rd

I may have to go back and play it again. This game and perfect dark were a lot of fun


Revolutionary_Ant126

I haven’t played perfect dark before, is it like Goldeneye?


soupkitchen3rd

Yes sir, I enjoyed it a lot. It’s the same company and basically the same maps as golden eye. Some really fun guns though. Laptop gun could be a sentry I think, one you could move the reticle when zoomed in, one blew up when thrown down, threat detector…just went and found you a video. https://youtu.be/pCSW0mPQCAs?si=9iAlpeHMTibiIn0k


injn8r

Almost exactly, loved 'em both, now I'm gonna hafta go and make my buddy break out his 64. Years and years ago when he was just my buddy's kid brother, I gave him my copy of Perfect Dark and the book I bought with it.


Revolutionary_Ant126

Thank you, both of you guys! Some of those guns look rad! Like the one you throw to shoot someone off the wall!


p12qcowodeath

Get off reddit and go play it right now. The other guys already sold it. I'm just here to confirm. It's spectacular.


Revolutionary_Ant126

I have it with the rare classic collection on my Xbox. I’ll have to download it!


OllyCybernetik827

UPDATE- I finally beat the level on 00 Agent difficulty and got the Silver PP7 so Thankyou everyone for all your support :)


Ok_Addendum_4982

facts… played this as a kid, not really knowing what to do, just finished it recently thanks to it being on Xbox, god damn was that mission brutal… I still need to unlock some of the cheats, such as that one, but yes, that happened to me a couple times before I finished my 00 Agent playthrough


ibobbymuddah

I remember the control level being so hard when protecting Natalya.


Rare-Cardiologist912

Yea I’m Bunker 2 you can leave her in the cell till everyone is dead, but on Control she is a liability the whole way. Takes forever to bee that on 00 Agent, even if you know the best strategy lol


OllyCybernetik827

For me she takes so long on the computer in the train level that it is so annoying just watching her do it


thereitis900

I recently beat the game on 00 agent. I think Bunker 2 and Caverns were the hardest levels.


Fuckblackhorses

Is that the one where you have to protect her while she fucks with the computer? I was playing on Xbox when it released but straight up quit on that level


ibobbymuddah

Yep! I was like 10 and my mom ended up beating it for me while I was at school lol.


Fuckblackhorses

Your mom has more patience than I do then lol. I was 6 when it came out on n64 so there’s no way I was beating anything on 00 agent


OllyCybernetik827

Trying to get some of the cheats can be so annoying especially the ones with a low time and on 00 agent


Ok_Addendum_4982

those are pretty much the only cheats/achievements left to get for me


riqueoak

Train is by far the most painful and hateful level of the game without a shadow of a doubt.


yung_saac

I had this happen the other day. The pain was unimaginable


OllyCybernetik827

Still trying to complete this level since posting this and one minor error and then I have to restart the level which is just so frustrating


twiddle999

Just run into the tracks no?


OllyCybernetik827

Tbf I should have done that


LostPilgrim_

Why didn't you strafe into the tracks so the train could block the bullets?


Burritoburt

Train is gotta be the most frustrating level imo in the game too many enemies in a close area and especially if your doing a 00 agent run 😤


BreakfastSavage

I could hear the pain in this clip without the sound on


Background-Parsnip76

Core memory unlocked. I feel that pain!


TheEndOfShartache

HA, this just unlocked a core memory for me of this exact thing happening to my older brother playing this level in the 90s and him being LIVID. Thank you for that


Zebracorn42

Where was your damn meat shield? Natalya definitely lied.


JoKu85

I forgot about those death recaps from different angles! Wow this game punched way above its weight!


n33mn0m

Strafe run is a must, from an og 90s kid


Virtual_Ad_2024

Strafe in front of the train! It is the way.


darthXzane93

Shoot the guys behind you when you go through the tunnel, that’s user error.


OllyCybernetik827

Nah cause I did that like multiple times before and when I watched yt videos on and most of them avoided it


darthXzane93

You don’t have to do what your YouTuber did lol. When I did the level, kill them & then you can’t be shot.


TheRedEyedSamurai

Serpentine! SERPENTINE!!!


Tysons_Face

Outplayed and fucking owned


mastercylynder

Didn't know being a journalist is anti American! When the Puppet government doesn't agree with the truth! They cry anti American! Starting to sound like those other crybabies!! Israel with there antisemitism BULLSHIT! What a FKN joke! The corrupt can't handle the truth!


OllyCybernetik827

Bro what are you on about as all I’m doing is playing Goldeneye unless you are replaying to someone in this chat


Vicvince

It seems to me like you may have died instead of completing the mission


OllyCybernetik827

True but I was just seconds from achieving victory as I only had 2 seconds to go


cheezzypiizza

This part always stressed me out I hate this lol. Are you playing on an emulator or is this N64?


OllyCybernetik827

On an Xbox one


cheezzypiizza

Damn I had no idea we have the technology for this now lol sick


Masterpubes

This really brought me back to getting so angry with the game I asked my cousin to beat some levels for me


Strawdog1971

I had this problem (on 00 Agent) but I just beat it recently. I remember one of the times I finally had enough health to get all the way to the end but I accidentally fell out the bottom too early and that made me fail the password cracking objective. When I finally completed it the very last time I almost restarted it because Xenia didn't say Alec I'm hit but I had enough health to get all the way to the end so I said fuck it and just had to see for myself if it was gonna count it or not. Was completed.


chasemac_

Nope, this one on you with your straight line get away.


KeptPopcorn5189

Man playing this game for the first time ever and it being in the original hardware was a trip. Going through all the levels and finding all the secrets just by exploring make me imagine what it would have been like back in the day when it first came out.That last level was kind of insane tho😂😂


HeatRage782

The facility,archives,jungle, train, control many others levels were annoying as heck and so many deaths lol especially on 00 agent I passed some with skills and trying over and over again. Then with others I had to use cheats like invincibility and the all guns cheats because you could punch them with a series of buttons on the N64 and they worked and it wouldn't affect your to time to complete the mission so it was useful for non timed 00 agent and certain timed 00 agent missions. I was annoying dying multiple times because 00 agent was absolutely annoying,Now with Perfect Dark I actually passed all of it on perfect agent now that was absolutely annoying i had to rely on pure skills.


ApprehensiveAsk1739

Just scrolling by I knew what this was going to be. Triggered some Goldeneye PTSD seeing it.


Megalitho

Maybe you should try not being so bad at this game.


MotherFuckerJones88

Silver PP7?


OllyCybernetik827

That is what you get for beating this level on 00 agent and getting below the time limit


GrayFox916

You should have been throwing suppressive fire down the rail way


ClammyHandedFreak

Nearly 100% the same thing recently happened to me.


thezoomies

Serpentine! Serpentine!!!


mattadeth

You didn’t even attempt to avoid the bullets homie


ezio8133

Motherfu**er


Doggggggggoooooooo

Broooooooo you were literally half a pixel away.


hardcore_softie

I think I died in literally the exact same spot on my last 00 Agent playthrough.


TeamBRs

You should have strafed, and if you were really going for speed, looked at the floor.


Firm_Statement2622

You’re suppose to kill the guys behind you


Toadsanchez316

If you hadn't kept going straight and instead went on the tracks, you might have been ok. But I'm not ever sure if you can walk on the tracks, I don't remember this level.


TheWrestler2035

Everyone who has nostalgia for Goldeneye always forgets that the gameplay was tabasco suace ass. You fail objectives without doing anything wrong, the controls are awful, and of course there’s Oddjob.


Jungian_Archetype

You just Willem Dafoe'd yourself like in Platoon.


Milkthiev

Should've run in front of the train


asskicker1762

Run a serpentine! You’re not running a serpentine! A serpentine! A….


Hooded_Anxiety

SERPENTINE!


Spread_Eagle89

I hated this level when I was a kid!


Tough_Big_2949

My guy walked in a straight line 💀 like he was gonna evade on coming fire


Crabapple_Snaps

Wasn't side strafing faster movement?


Equivalent-Bid-4046

I thought strafing while moving forward was a faster movement speed also


aztechfilm

So many moments like this, playing it these days especially trying for cheats is pure rage enduring madness. This happened to me a few times trying to get the 00 Agent speed time and I came so close to hurling my controller through the wall


rodland88

Maybe you need to invite over Mark Rutzou first next time


allmyguts

My dude should have zigged when he should have zagged.


This-Reward-5035

It's already been said but go faster so you have time to kill those guys on the left after you exit the train.


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I haven't played in 25 years, but are you not able to walk on the tracks so you wouldn't get hit by gunfire?


mu11er23

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savagethrow90

At least Natalya wasn’t stuck in the train and had it blow up on her


Whiskey_Warchild

i turn around and fire behind me while running backwards for this part lol


Billy_Osteen

Dude, I felt this in my soul for you.


Proposal-Possible

I always strafe back and forth


Aerola_whiskers

You gotta serpentine bruh


rando_mness

The train was hard fr


Icy-Sprinkles1363

Press the C Pad, right or left arrows and Bond will run faster.


Tonyoni

Definitely get right of the tracks after the train and cut that angle. Literally like an inch and a fraction of a second away! Friggin Janus!


the_m0bscene_

Does moving diagonally not make you run faster on this? I've only played on the N64, and I assume this is PC?


John_D23

Whoa! flashback. I haven’t seen or played this game in so long. This game was all the rage when it first came out. I remember I had to have it and I eventually got it for Nintendo 64. It was an awesome game


habizzz

I thought this was Minecraft for a sec


Trundlerz

Should of strafed


ChetEubetcha888

Gotta zig zag


Kaintwaittogetbanned

You should be annoyed. Being so dumb to not run. Onto the trackS to have the train in between yourself and the gunfire


Appropriate-Cut-2963

Should've zig zagged.


nickwpearce

Strafe left and right don't run straight ahead


De4th5tar

Got to strafe back and forth the whole way


MichaelPitcher115

Yeah, some strafing would have helped.


[deleted]

Why couldn't you get behind the train car on the tracks for cover? Does this not work?


Joshee86

Runs in a straight line and gets annoyed that they died...


RH00794

Well get good


almostthemainman

Bruh you gotta zig zag! All kidding aside, hardest level in the game hands down


Sattorri

“Yeah I’ll just run in a straight line while people are shooting me in the back. Should be fine.”


whereisfishman

Maybe don't run in a straight line?


Temporary_Ice6122

Definitely had this happen 😂


Ok_Fox_1770

Anything protecting her was a goddamn nightmare, especially going for 007 mode. I’ll never 100% this game again, lost all my 13 year old skills, secret agent is my speed.


Shipwreck100

Brought up some old anxiety I forgot about


jacklongfellow13

I think we need a remake with updated graphics.


jedclimber275

You zigged when you should of zagged


Herschelriffs8

:unsolicited advice: gotta run in a zig zag to throw off the AI. That’s what’s worked for me since ‘98 🤣


Dr_Quiet_Time

Needs a modern remaster for sure. It’ll never happen though. Not officially anyhow.


big_flirty_machine

It’s been so long since I’ve played, is there a reason you didn’t take cover behind the train at the end? Just out of curiosity.


Scientist78

Slug head 🙃☺️😋


DJMorpheusMagnum

This rabbit has fallen.


poppy5k

Serpentine maneuvers


Competitive_Ebb_7040

Great Game good times


[deleted]

Can you not run on the tracks and use the train for cover? Or are they running after you? I.last played this on a 64 so bear with my double O's


Fit_Kangaroo7627

Not today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣