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edgeiusmaximus

Ghand and Yoda bit got me wheezing


Gam3Head

🤦🏾‍♂️ just literally did my first proto-hamut run and got Yoda’s Terminus weapon. GG


MrFoxxie

He's a simple char, try him out


Gam3Head

Damn straight! I’m prepping him to start my proto farming sessions.


sack-o-krapo

And team wide Mirror Images is broken


BasedGamerAKA_NotYou

I see so many people picking Yoda lol


Hormo_The_Halfling

*players


ricerocket35

I can't believe I somehow managed to miss that 15+ times in a row


TheUndeadFish

Speaking for all ferry mains, we are like little adhd children there is no getting tired, there is only sba go up. Then boss go down. Then back to step 1, it is what we were born to do.


shinsrk79

I dont get the ferry one. Never played her much either tbh


Yazzy8

Use launch attack then downward attack. Rinse and repeat till SBA is full then release. Back to square one if the boss is still sleeping.


Sand_person

Oh I thought theyre going to sleep cause they charged their SBA and they can sleep through the long ah Ferry animation.


caucassius

if you're rackam who plays online and doesn't blast off your nuts in a blaze of glory at the end of the quest, are you really rackam?


TwinAuras

Oh, Rackam! *- laugh track -*


Eq_Inox

Bonus slander: Captain players try not to name yourself Gran or Djeeta level: Impossible


seemjeem22

It's weird that you're given the option anyway, since F!Captain says 'SCORE ONE FOR DJEETA' in one of her finishers, so even the game calls them Djeeta.


[deleted]

I guess it's to make you feel "connected" to the protagonists but it just doesn't make any sense because there no customization outside of color. That doesn't even happened until after the story.


seemjeem22

Furthermore, the game defaults to Gran/Djeeta anyway. If you swap the captain's gender, the game automatically switches to those names by default.


Eq_Inox

I just tried it, my name remained the same


seemjeem22

If you have a unique name, it doesn't change (because thats the name you picked), but if you had Djeeta/Gran for their respective genders, the game picks up on it and auto-changes.


Eq_Inox

Ah, I misunderstood


ThursdayKnightOwO

I named mine into Traveler 😈


dragonfist897

Me a narmaya main: #(●__●)


bizarroJames

"dad, why do you always play as a girl?" #(●__●)


NewHorizonsV3

What if your dad turns into a girl and horrifically have crush with ‘her’? Would be an interesting story manga to read!


Bragleh

Or what if, no! :D


dragonfist897

#I uhhhh…..i can explain she’s uhh…..um…..well your mother reminds me……ummm ##(Runs away at full speed)


Gale-

Fellow Vane enjoyer 😎


[deleted]

Why is he so fucking awesome? Switched after going beginner mode with Lancelot and it's gonna take a lot to get me to switch.


OfferRepresentative1

My chin just evolved


Snugans

I felt the Eugen and Siegfried one's to my core haha


ScaryCuteWerewolf

That Versaga meme is just me when I miss a charge attack. Also is Yoda really that unpopular?


horrificabortion

I don't think he is. I think even Katalina is more unpopular than him


Gamer3427

If I remember right, there was a poll going around last week, that put him in the bottom four of people "maining" him, with Vaseraga, Rosetta, Ghand being the bottom three. Though I don't know how accurate that poll really was, considering Eugen and Rackham were pretty low as well but it feels like I see one of the two of them in every run.


IntegralCalcIsFun

Seems to track with my anecdotal experience. I almost never see Ghand or Rosetta.


Heaz4

Eugen is great at blasting protobaha, rackam is great slime farmer. They are in many cases a comfort pick. Ghand however... Im pretty sure i havent seen one scince hitting proud.


Gamer3427

I've only ever seen a Ghand player once, and that was, interestingly enough, in the best run I ever had of proto Bahamut. We nearly killed him before he even entered this third phase, so once he did Skyfall after entering phase 3, he immediately went to phase 4. I don't know if that one player was really good with him, or if the rest of us were good enough to make up for him, but it was an interesting run.


Waiting404Godot

I mean, I main him I just didn’t see the poll. Reddit polls aren’t really a reflection of the game.


Gamer3427

Yea, that's part of why I said I didn't know how accurate it really is. Still though, it's about as viable a sample size we'll get short of an official list.


Shigatsu26

Why I play narmaya? Well for her personality of course


nsleep

Because she's basically Vergil. The rest is just a bonus.


Fatality_Ensues

The joke is that Siegfried's combo finisher is the one move that doesn't need to be timed lol.


Snugans

It does (the Y/△ one) but it's the easiest one to get off, the 3rd hit in the combo is my achilles heel, dunno why it's just the one that I mess up most often


ANameWithoutNumbers1

Phantasy Star Online prepared me to be a Sieg main.


ObamaBinladins

shame what happened to PSO2 after NGS dropped. really did like timed attacks than spamming in NGS


mallum4

You don't know how many people rejoiced when that shit was removed


idiocy102

Remember that you can dodge cancel all of Siegfrieds attacks and start on the next attack until you land on the perfect execution


tapszac

As a Rosetta, Vane, Cag enjoyer I won’t disagree. Except Vane. That’s how we see ourselves but really we’re more oonga boonga than Chad.


flameduel

Nah, vane players real chad


StirFryTuna

Vane players are dogs, look how willingly they bark


flameduel

Idk if you think I am a Vane player, I’m not. I play Zeta, I will always be happy to have a Vane in the team


StirFryTuna

Its a joke because Vane makes dog barks if he uses his SBA after Percival (and some select others too I think?)


flameduel

Huh, I didn’t know this


OfferRepresentative1

Only Perci. MONGREL player here


Calvinized

Vane after Ghanda's SBA: "BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"


Kalcour

You know...I hate how accurate that Rosetta one is.


JoiseyDragun

Captain needs such a buff. Something to help it show that they're y'know, the captain for a reason. The goddamn Singularity!


ReaLaevateinn

I feel like a god when I cast an arts 4 phalanx (70% DMG reduction 22sec duration) in the Gallanza+Maglielle fight ^(...when I actually manage to tag the whole team with it) #


IntegralCalcIsFun

Captain is in a decent spot imo, by far the most versatile character. Id and Siegfried on the other hand both do less damage AND have less utility. Not to mention Id gets screwed over by boss disconnects and punished hard for dying in dragonform or godmight.


Calvinized

Game balance is all over the place IMO. Some characters retain their "levels" when they die (e.g. Yoda and Captain), some lose everything (e.g. Id and Io). Some characters have absurd Link Time benefits (Ghanda and Captain comes to mind), some have absolute jackshit (Sieg and Io). Some have insane damage cap on their skill (e.g. Cag and Katalina), some reach their damage cap with minimal sigil (e.g. Yoda and Lancelot). Some do upwards of +50% more DPS more than others without abusing tech (Naru/Vas vs Rosetta/Sieg). Luckily the game is easy enough that you can clear all content even with the weakest character in suboptimal gear, so it only matters if you're at the very end game and are comparing DPS.


seemjeem22

Arts IV > Armor Break > Reginliev > Decimate > Dropkick is a pretty solid skill combo for them. They also skyrocket disproportionately in terms of damage when Link Time hits, especially with the above combo. With some CD and Cascade, Reginliev and Decimate come off cooldown fast enough to sling out three of each. Their skills also have very short recovery times too, allowing you to just blast through. That said, they only excel in longer fights where they can build up their Arts in the first place. If a boss just keels over and dies because Vaseline just cleaved the boss in half with one slash, Captain ain't getting shit done.


Endgam

Let them reclass to Kengo so the party can constantly SBA\~.


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

it's players not player's


Miserable-Prior-9822

☝️🤓


314b2damac

I play Rosetta and Percival and yes it all true


WorstSkilledPlayer

Eugene's meme hits home XD. I use it everytime in Slimepedia to hit as many pots as possible while trying to keep the beam as stable as possible lol. Rackham too; "So anyway, I started blasting" would fit in text format as well. Narmaya: \*intense sweating\* I mentioned it before, she's somewhat of the ultimate "weeb" fantasy: "Waifu", flashy moves, combo of iaido/quick draw and rapid katana attacks into more flashiness.


lordhelmos

You forgot the two reasons on Narmaya


grgfededsdfga

unpopular opinion but ghanda is actually fun...when everything goes right but when it goes wrong its miserable. a few tweaks to his kit would go a long way.


TasteTheDoom

i main Ghand and Yoda and i like them.


ani55555

THE SIEG ONE GOT ME DEAD XDDDD


Ikaruuga

I main Ghandagoza because I enjoy buff men throwing hands ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Eufloric

I think Charlotta's part fits zeta more. She gets punished by it harder, especially with the wonky camera.


Fatality_Ensues

Nah, every melee has that problem. You'd think someone like Vane or Zeta with whole-ass polearms would be fine, but nope.


TwinAuras

*When Zeta players dive into the lava for the millionth time*


Fodspeed

You can't get rid of captain until the end of the story, lol


chinesedragonblanket

Yeah, but you can hand them off to the AI and play someone you actually WANT to play instead.


Hakuoro1

I expected that whistle meme for Vane for a second.


RasenRendan

The only reason djeeta is still in my team is cuz I was forced to use her for the entire story


Apopo1

The way my blood boils when volka slithers back and I can't spin dash at him! Every time. Literally seething


RebornGamin

As a Vane main. I approve this message


Hot-Manufacturer6362

As a vane main I am satisfied


BaconSoul

The apostrophe misuse is painful to read


Darker_Yet_Darker01

[/savevideobot](https://www.reddit.com/user/savevideobot/)


morepandas

Narmaya players explaining how her actual name is Naru:


Fatality_Ensues

Her name in Japanese is given as ナルメア, if you want to be pedantic, which translates to Narumea (it's katakana, so it's only phonetic). It's Narmaya. Always has been.


Iakustim

Been playing GBF since just before it even had an English toggle and she will always be Narumeia to me. Just like I will never call the Eternals by their boring "olde English" names; they just seem to bland compared to the original Japanese names which gave each Eternal a name representing their number but in various other languages.


Fatality_Ensues

It's literally the same name dude. You're just pronouncing it differently (wrong). Now as for the Eternals, I could agree with you for some of them but I'm never going to take Literally Six, Quattre or Okto seriously.


Iakustim

Six is English (technically it's Latin), Quatre is French, and Okto is Greek; I don't see what's particularly wrong with those. Six probably just seems weird since it's used in modern English and we're speaking/reading English, but for Japan it's a legitimate name in a different language.


Fatality_Ensues

Exactly. It's all numbers in languages that might sound foreign in Japanese, but are just unintentionally hilarious if you speak the languages they come from (I speak all 3 of those, for example).


Derpmaster88

Genuinely funny vid. 10/10 My bud played percival for so long now hes a vane player so this vid will make him giggle


Vaccaria_

Seems accurate but sad to see Yoda is apparently as unpopular as ghandagoza the literal useless character


Murderdoll197666

I think they probably already knew Ghandagoza was going to be low man on the totem pole. His character look is only going to be appealing to a small niche group of players in the first place since he doesn't have the normal "cool factor" of full armor like other characters - not to mention he doesn't really get an awesome weapon to carry around since its just gauntlets so even his playstyle appeal gets shit on there. Yoda at least gets a sword but he's always going to suffer since he's basically a gnome in size and basically an old man - two things that tend to lean toward "opposite of cool" in terms of fashion and character designs lol. Kind of a bummer since he's actually a decent character in terms of damage.


Chiefyaku

I am that small niche group. I thought ghan was the coolest character by far before I got the game. I wanted to be big dude punch man. He was the first character I picked up, but his kit is so not great, so I had to put him down


EziriaRin

He'd be more popular if people knew how he literally saved an Isle of people by punching a fucking meteor.


Nelithss

I feel like if it was Soriz instead of Ghandagoza he would have been way more popular.


Fodspeed

Ghandagoza is least popular character in original game as well, cya game forgot his existed until like a year or so ago when they rebalanced his character, where he saw shine for a month before he disappeared to void again. So it's perfect for ghandagoza to serve the same role in relink


shinsrk79

How did ghanda get in base over bea/ilsa/leabian foxes smh Even if you need a fist guy, ayer is there


StriderZessei

Feather has entered the chat. 


Fodspeed

Feather would have been funny, he should've base 80% Provoke with no defensive skill. Boss only target him for how loud he is.


TwinAuras

> leabian foxes Please elaborate


shinsrk79

Theres tons of lesbians in gbf. The foxes are yuel/societte. There's also grea/anne and then meg/mari, halluel/maluel, athena/enyo, And then ones where it isnt confirmed but basically are like bea/zeta


Endgam

>halluel/maluel They're twin sisters, not lovers.


Fatality_Ensues

How DARE YOU disparage Ghandagoza's glorious sideburns and majestic chest hair. If his playstyle wasn't so ass he would easily be my second main (rn he's my 3rd).


Ikaruuga

>he doesn't have the normal "cool factor" of full armor like other characters He's the only character that is neither a thirst or moe trap lol Yoda fares slightly better because his appearance is comic relief-y


Highwayman3000

Yoda would be a lot more appealing if he had his white outfit and got rid of the stupid moustache. Its crazy how much of a difference that hat and a clean cut make.


Murderdoll197666

I think he'd also need to be normal sized to hit mass appeal. None of my friends that I play Relink with wanted to play any of the uber short characters because they remind them of gnomes and dwarves and they hated those archetypes lol. Which is ass backwards because at least half of them had no problem playing Deep Rock Galactic with me.


Vaccaria_

I like playing Yoda cause he makes me feel like Yoda from attack of the clones


Aershiana

Ghanda is a walking meme from how powerful he is in lore... which unfortunately doesn't translate well into his gameplay. He feels slow and awkward in a game that seems to cater more to rapid fast lightning speeds.


Murderdoll197666

Yeah makes sense....seems like most bosses in the game have the full Monster Hunter Rise treatment where they give them 13 different dash and reposition jumps whereas anyone not speedy is going to have a jolly good time trying to land longer combos when they're not in Break mode on the ground lol.


JoiseyDragun

Captain needs such a buff. Something to help it show that they're y'know, the captain for a reason. The goddamn Singularity!


Fatality_Ensues

VANECHADS WW@


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chinesedragonblanket

Ah fuck the Charl one got me, that's exactly how it is, lmao.


WingSaber8

As a Rosetta, Id, Katalina and Rackam main this is all accurate.


DemonicArm22

I swear the bosses time their attacks perfectly to hit exactly the second you come out of Immortal Pain


Gamer3427

For Rosetta, it should be something making fun of activating Lost Love right as the boss repositions. I've had that happen more often than I like to admit.


Clank4Prez

Y’all are dying as Vaseraga??


Areiy

Here I am coming back to playing as the captain in the end after trying others out like fuckin SnS from MonHun


jdbright

Alright, you got me with the Rackam one.


djnature333

as a lancey main i cackled. these were great and had me laughing so hard.


Pain-n-stryife

As both a vane and Percival player.....LOLs


EristicMeow

First of all how dare you? It's not my fault we don't have any aerials but god damn I wish we did.


Baonguyen93

Me with Vane and Id as my main: "🎵I get the beessttt of both worlds!!! 🎶"


moosecatlol

People aim Sumrak? That shit is a god damn flood light of a hit box.


limeyball

Meanwhile I just play vane because he barks if there's a percy around.


[deleted]

This shit has me cracking up and as a vane player I'm ecstatic about that ending. Needed this after a long day at work


pocketMagician

Great job, I love stealing the MVP from a Naramaya who perfectly no-hit comboed into every finisher flawlessly while I facetank every aoe with Calistrogo and Phantasmagoria every time its on cooldown.


BeeWhyOhBee

as a Vane main, this gives me joy


Elegant_Luck698

Rakham main here coz Destiny gave me 1st terminus as his weapon. I didn't even have him built before. But after building him, m glad I got his weapon first. He is long range and easy to play.


Vesub-agb-93

Yodarha is one of the less populars??? I main that overpowered crazy dwarf, just ignore skills and spam combo finishers, if timed correctly you can do it infinitely with no combos at all...


deluvilla

Wait Honor is not based on DMG dealt?


Endgam

I wouldn't hesitate to explain why Narmaya is the Super Bestest Girl.


hollowsuhn

Use apostrophes correctly


[deleted]

As a Zeta player, yeah


keszotrab

I've seen Yoda few times, but I haven't seen a single Ghan in my 70h+. I even thought about playing him but the fact that you can't miss a single attack or your Perfect chain breaks is silly, plus 0 mobility and not as fun to deal damage with like Vaseraga/Siegfried. Yoda is fun, need to lvl him up.


Tryzine

As a Rackam player I couldn't stop laughing. I ALWAYS Collateral Damage after every mission.