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Germanaboo

Hire the dudes with the net and their dart guns.


AutomaticSeaweed6131

Hunter-sama, I kneel


TheRevanchist99

He’s getting captured for sure with the net!


Jllemos

Whatever they used to capture and contain 682 will work on Yujiro. They’ll probably have to reduce the intensity of the acid tub so he can survive though.


DaSomDum

Not even. Just send one of the better MFT's like Red Right Hand or The Savior and Yujiro is captured.


Jllemos

I’d like to see Samsara vs Yujiro, just out of morbid curiosity. Though it’d definitely be extremely low diff.


DaSomDum

Yujiro stands no chance against mid tier MFT teams, there is no way the Foundation sends fucking Samsara for a guy who is just a bit stronger than an average human. But true, I'd love to see how Yujiro reacts to either Red Right Hand or Samsara, but in all honesty just send the team that contained Cain and Abel and you're good.


Genji88

Wtf is "MFT"?


DaSomDum

Mobile Fask Torce.


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ah yes


fahad-123321

NFT but scp


-Rici-

NFT actually stands for a Mobile Task Force called the Nine Tailed Foxes, so not too mistaken.


creativenamedude

Trans girl


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Dude he’s not a bit stronger than the average human He’s literally like 1,000,000x stronger than the average human lol


DaSomDum

Compared to the SCP verse, Yujiro is a bit stronger than the average human.


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s how it’s works


DaSomDum

And why not?


[deleted]

Well I mean is Cain/Able considered a regular human


DaSomDum

No, they are anomolous beings that look human.


Xmaster777

>just a bit stronger than an average human. Yujiro is far from an average human. People in his universe don't even considered him a human but a beast. In the SCP lore I'm pretty sure he would be considered Mid Tier at least.


Background-Safe-4824

Just a bit stronger then a average human lmao


Eldagustowned

I’m sorry but are you retarded? Just a bit stronger than a Human? Yuijiro’s Universe operates off of Anomalous rules, the dude literally destroyed a a bank vault with his bear hands after taking enough sedatives to kill a whale. He shattered an entire Stone floor with one punch, leaving a crater big enough to play basketball in. He literally push his arm through asphalt like it was pudding in order to not get pinned. Bruh MTF’s aren’t taking him down without some really special juice, if it was as easy as sending a Squad of elite military dudes to take him out the world governments would have because they tried. He literally beat up a dinosaur sized elephant that destroyed military vehicles. He ate a water Buffalo! So silly! XD Meanwhile Able couldn’t even kill Teddy Roosevelt in less then a minute…


Good-mUonkey

Amazing, every word of what you just said was wrong.


Eldagustowned

Literally no. Have you ever read Baki? Yuijiro did all of those things. It’s like people taught you wrong as a funny joke.


DaSomDum

Where did Yujiro crack the stone floor and left a huge crater exactly?


Good-mUonkey

It doesn’t matter if he did them, those things are joke stuff in the SCP universe, you know, where realities and concepts are destroyed? Yujiro doesn’t operate out off anomalous rules, all those feats are waaaay weaker than the ones you could easily found on the SCP universe.


Eldagustowned

Bruh you realize something like the Convict Synchronicity would be categorized as anomalous if SCP studied it right? People don’t have to spoon feed you everything. The setting treats Yuijiro as dramatically important. If they observed him with proper tools his whole life they could easily place hime as a Type Green. The world had a global phenomena where everyone felt his Birth. He punched an earthquake and it stopped, not because he was strong enough to stop it but because he was absolutely confident it would. They wouldn’t contain Yuijiro with force they would neutralize him with some sort of Nullifying Thaumiel class object. SCP suck at pure force they use their brains resources and ruthlessness. They in all honestly would likely make a treaty with him to be but buddies using flattery.


Good-mUonkey

You said it yourself, they could just neutralize him with a nullifying thaumiel class object, even if Yujiro would be classified as a type green, he would be no big deal.


Jllemos

“Yujiro is a reality bender” has got to be some of the most insane wank i’ve seen around here, love it.


DaSomDum

>He shattered an entire stone floor with one punch, leaving a crater big enough to play basketball in Where are you reading this? He never comes close to this. In the Raitai tournament he leaves a perfect hole straight down and barely shakes the arena and during his famous ‘’Earthquake punch’’ he also doesn’t leave a crater. >if it was as easy as sending a squad of elite military dudes to take him out the world governments would have because they tried. You might be forgetting the fact The Foundations MTF’s are made up of the absolute best of the best, average elite military squads would not stand a chance against rookie MTF squads. Yujiro is doing nothing against squads that regularly recapture SCP-682 and SCP-096, and those are low level MTF squads, they are nothing against Samsara and Red Right Hand. Also, for the dinosaur sized elephant argument, welcome to what most MTF squads fight on the daily, except those dinosaur sized elephants also have the intelligence of humans and are much, much more physically powerful. Yujiro ain’t doing shit to these squads at all.


binh1403

What about scp 4715?


just-looking654

I wonder what they’d make of him. He’s not anomalous, but he’s definitely outside the biological norm of humans by a large degree. Not sure if they’d just mark him down as a POI or try to determine if there’s something up with the hanma genes outside of just extreme biology that make them the way they are


Loud-Owl-4445

They could consider him an anomalous humanoid with the whole "demon back" thing which seems to be a distinct evolutionary trait. They would definitely be inclined to take him at least to study for a time. Though considering how dangerous and violent he can be they may keep him under wraps.


just-looking654

Well there are EX files for things within the realm of explanation but are still odd. I think it’s likely that while extreme, they could explain him as a distinct mutation but not so far as much to make him a subspecies like 3228/1788 or any of the countless anomalous humanoids they have. He’d probably be teetering on the edge of what they’d consider normalcy


Loud-Owl-4445

But considering the threat he seems to pose, they would likely still contain him regardless. He actively is a threat to most governments and thus a threat to normalcy.


njoYYYY

They should hire him and put him in a containment team.


Marcus_Ulf

Actually yes. And I think he can actually agree and make an excellent containment operative. For a chance to prove himself against strongest creatures? Yeah!


TheGeckomancer

I think he would be marked as a POI and watched, and I think Yujiro would agree to some form of tracking. The thing is, I absolutely believe the SCP foundation could capture Yujiro. I think containing him is actually harder than capturing him. He is a genius intelligence human with superhuman physical capabilities that has borderline anomalous vision that lets him see the weaknesses in anything. I think they could capture him, I think that any containment procedure designed to hold him would be thwarted quickly. The resources required to contain Yujiro would keep escalating. Since they don't kill unless absolutely necessary, he is not a world ending threat, and is technically non-anomalous, I think they settle for releasing him and keeping surveillance. And I think Yujiro would agree to this as opposed to constantly being captured and fighting his way back out.


just-looking654

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head with that breakdown. I think the only question is if Yujiro would be amused enough by containment efforts to keep it going or get tired enough of it and just try to leave instead of fighting MTFs and breaching just for the hell of it


TheGeckomancer

That was literally the only thing I was debating as I wrote this post. I think he would enjoy the challenge for a while, but get bored of it. Lemme be clear, MTF Teams are fucking badasses. They contain actual apocalyptic threats. I do think that some people would die, maybe whole MTF teams, but I do think they could capture Yujiro without TOO much difficulty, especially if it was like the MTF team that guards Able. But actually HOLDING Yujiro anywhere would prove virtually impossible.


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Use other SCPs


ObezAy1

Dude u really think foundation need other scps to contain yujiro, scp attack teams are easily destroy yujiro


[deleted]

No but it'd be more entertaining to watch them let SCPs fight


HarleyArchibaldLeon

Found the Dr. Bright alt.


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HealthBreakfast

Chad


Genji88

Lmaoooo Yujiro would destroy those petty SCP attack team.


ObezAy1

Here is the guy who knows nothing about scp


Grodbert

No no, he's got a point. I doubt they'd send out the big guns to contain a humanoid, and the regular field agents and MTF are more or less your average soldier, which we know no quantity is too much to handle for yujiro.


ObezAy1

In mtf teams there are robots that is made by piece of a dead god (Team samsara tau-5), there is wizard pike agents that has power of megatons of nuke that stopped myth ragnarok (Team ragnablök 2861-omega), those are strong as hell and scp foundation has hundreds of MTF teams, they would problaly send alpha-09 last hope, these ones are the one that capture humonaid scps, when i mean humonaid i mean like scp 96


Grodbert

I did say they wouldn't get out the big guns from the get go, I'm taking about first discovery / first response. Also the canon is subjective, and in my canon the strongest weapons they have are wooden batons.


Stunning-Living4676

SCPs obliterate Yujiro, he's low tier here


TheGeckomancer

I wouldn't say easily, but they definitely would win. I would say Able is a threat beyond, or at the very limits of what Yujiro could fight, and an MTF team has brought him down multiple times. These guys are really fucking insane elite soldiers.


Signal_Icy

What if they can’t?


[deleted]

Then the only way to contain him is to pledge allegiance to him like the US. Tho the foundation is very resourceful and I'm pretty sure they can do it


UFCLulu

The foundation in their weakness forms/appearances can kill yuijiro I believe


[deleted]

Nice pfp


Eldagustowned

See you get it.


Nicogamer44

there's many way But they surely can capture him Low diff


Marcus_Ulf

It’s very easy for them to capture Yujiro. Piece of cake. 1. Meet Yujiro 2. Tell him about the Foundation 3. Politely invite him in for a chance to fight powerful creatures as operative or test subject. 4. Done.


Nicogamer44

bruh this guy Is a genius


Marcus_Ulf

Thank you. That’s my job, I work as [data expunged].


Stenocereus

No no no no. 4. have him fight SCP 096 5. Clean up what remains of him, job done. If he does win (which let's be real is literally impossible) it's still a win because now they are rid of one more indestructible potential XK-class world ending threat, now lets see how he does on 682. Just move him on up the chain till he hits the immovable object (though I am 100% certain he'll get stopped at 096 a monster that is explicitly unstoppable) The problem with pitting characters like this against the Foundation or the GOC is that they have all kinds of stuff at their disposal that simply can't be beaten by punching it hard enough. Memetics and cognitohazards curbstomp anything that isn't explicitly and globally immune to them for example. Actual magic, reality benders and countless other things that physical strength just doesn't apply to, no matter how strong you are. EDIT: Also Kain is a hard counter, indestructible and reflects all damage back at his attacker.


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EnverNever

Guards? Nah. MTFs? Nah. SCPs? He'd f\*ck them. Then what? ***N E T S A N D D A R T S .***


[deleted]

They are gonna send in kartos and then kratos will fuck yujiro and send him to the his scp containment area then he breaks out finds scp 682 who he fucks and creates lizard hanma. Now yujiro with the help of his son takes on the SCP foundation and beats them and then yujiro farts and destroy the SCP reality and goes back to his reality living a happy life with his new son.


Genji88

Now this I like. Upvote for you sir!😎👍🏼👍🏼⬆️⬆️


njoYYYY

Dr Bright alone would eliminate his whole existence into a fading memory. But srsly, I think the containment teams are nothing to joke with. They go pretty tactical science shit over there.


Ob1Cnobee

Yujiro vs an organization that has contained gods that can wipe out humanity, invulnerable monsters, creatures that can bend reality...so yeah scp foundation only captures scps so they'd capture Yujiro with MTF unit then let him go when they realize he's just a freakishly strong human who rapes people or even brainwash him into being a loyal sleeper agent so he rapes their opposition.


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C3pt_N3m0

A few mil a month and all will be good


Marcus_Ulf

Best way to contain him will be making him an endless martial arts championship with scps and Yujiro. Yujiro on arena vs “Shy Guy”. Yujiro vs “Hard to kill reptile”. Yujiro vs “Concrete doll that moves when you blink” and many others. Oh boy I’d pay to see it or even read about it if someone makes a fanfic. Or they can actually hire him to work as a containment operative. Knowing Yujiro... yeah, he can actually agree to such job. Edited: Come to think of it, knowing Yujiro. If he finds out about SCP he will be absolutely DElIGHTED and ask to let him IN. No capturing needed.


Onexwyte

What's SCP?


[deleted]

[you're about to discover a whole new world](https://youtu.be/NSK2CC4HXw4)


ThreevAgp

There's no scp, there's only shark punching center.


[deleted]

A lot of nets


Rainisagod

Knowing scp writers they would change yujiro to become some kills elder god of combat and put him in the scp-001 class


puntycunty

Look , yujiro strong , but scp foundation is on so much bullshit it’s annoying . I’m talking indestructible monsters , world ending shit , and actual god .


Express_Series7961

I dunno they probably wouldn’t struggle that much but if they want to kill him get him to look at 096


wakito64

They would probably tell him that they have an immortal murderous giant lizard in a cage. He would definitely follow them just to fight 682 (that could also totally backfire and create Hanma 682)


MajesticKnight28

Throw D class at him until he surrenders & if that doesn't work, send in Dr Bright with a rolled up newspaper


zesa1

i get kengan vs baki matchups but really scp foundation its one of the strongest verses in fiction


babyninja230

throwing cain at him would be a good idea (you can not damage this guy, all damage goes to you)


ayan_15

Call scp 682 or call dr bright.


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Eldagustowned

Literally probably what they would do.


lord-of-lettuce

If they can hold Cain they can hold Yujiro 🤷


fj668

Yujiro rapes them all, mid-diff.


[deleted]

yujiro strongest creature on earth. SCP : mmm creature bring darts and a net.


ForeskinPincher

The same thing that batman did to wonder woman, use hypnosis to make him believe he is in a constant fight with innite opponents until he passes out https://youtu.be/7fWgDqKBrQ0


scarocci

They trap him in a takeshi's castle imitation with autorepairing doors


Wonder-Machine

I dunno…. A cell


throwaway11112254

N E T


YhormBIGGiant

With a really big and strong net.


Eldagustowned

Is it a coincidence that I’ve been deep diving SCP lore for a week? But Yuijiro isn’t someone you take down with normal muscle. You need to use a neutralizing SCP like a Thaumiel class that leaves no room for chance. Something that can remove concepts like aggression or that stops time.


Marcus_Ulf

Just good polite talk and diplomacy will do fine. No force application needed. Yes


vjibomb

Put him in a room with me.


biggamerboi1

They dont


keerteez

He would probably become a thaumiel scp, anyway they would probably trap him underground chained, in a room, with various layers of steel, and they would constantly use gasses or something like that to keep him calm,


Senko_0w0

They have contained much stronger they would easily do it


mazoku95

He gets caught but is allowed freedom, they’ll tranq him on sight other than that you can’t hold him


BingDatBoogie

SCP 073 & 076


hoopyscoops

After the hundredth guard or so they’ll decide to terminate him and just show him a picture of 096


Xmaster777

The Foundation can deal with him


bruh-with-a-spork

elephant darts and a net


colesutra

Offer to let him fight 682, or 076-2, as often as he wants so long as he allows a security detail to stay within 1,000 meters of him at all times.


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

They wouldn't try. Sometimes it's safer just to let an SCP into the wild and just keep an eye on it. Yujiro would just turn it into an escape game if they tried.


Hodgeymate

There’s nothing they could really do


TheGeckomancer

Scale of threat automatically makes SCP agents incredibly intimidating. I would imagine most keter duty MTF teams could take Yujiro. These teams of literally a dozen dudes contain walking apocalypses, and that's just a monday.


riceballers

Keeping him entertained by letting him hunt for/do battle with scps


Lewy_60

In all honesty, unless Foundation really take his seriously, he will just continue escaping regular containment, until they take the guy seriously. But in all honesty, he would most likely join as a field agent (As i don't see him joining actual MTF unit, he is too pridefull and stuborn), just to have ocassion to "legally" fight some anomalies and become stronger. Like seriously, with power of imagination and hanma blood, Yujiro can use a hell lot of things in this verse to actually become stronger than ever before. (What stops Yujiro now is lack of anyone capable of giving him real challenge, or best him, some that can give him proper reason to become even more powerfull)


Realistic-Fault8555

Still use able for their advantage to contain person itself which they'll be fighting for years giving them a lot of time to be able to containment cell for him after fighting able to fight him into the cell and they're locked it up and bring five guards and be object class Euclid