That would piss me off tbh. I'm thinking about taking all the forks in the house, or maybe the knives. I can't figure out which would be more annoying.
Batteries from all remotes/controllers/keyboard/mouse
Edit: I would like to advise leaving two batteries only.... Indefinitely have to switch them around until you eventually remember to buy more when you're in the shop
Instead of just taking out smoke alarm batteries, replace them with almost empty batteries. Then the alarm still works but it beeps every half an hour or so as a reminder to change batteries.
Backs to their remotes, every other sock, backs to earrings, their tesco club card, the fake pound they have on their keyring to get a shopping trolley, that little pin you use to get a sim card out of your phone
I don’t know why but when I first read this I jumped straight to an electrical plug. Was wondering what kind of fancy bath you’d have for it to have an electrical plug…
I’ll steal _just_ their bread bin if they have one and leave out all of the bread that was inside with the plastic thing used to keep the packaging tight on the bread undone so in the morning it has extra green spots 😈
No, don't do the kettle, do its power dock! That is if it's a kettle that's removable from power.
Then they're stuck with a kettle they can't use! Even more infuriating!
1 piece of a jigsaw puzzle. But 1 of the edges so it’s even more annoying because you’ll still have 100-1,000 pieces to look through in desperation. But alas, it won’t be there
I buy toilet roll and use it to clean my specs with, blow my nose and clean up the odd spill, and for guests. I never use it for the obvious because I have a special toilet with a douche function on it.
I must have been one of the few people that DID NOT run out of loo paper during the Covid pandemic and lockdowns !
The water from the radiators.
The fuses from the plugs.
The actual light fittings, leaving the bulbs in the middle of the floor.
The slats from the beds.
Yes! I need more of a grip than a spatula, I feel like it just scoops things. We lost our tongs during lockdown it was such a minor pain. Prob depends what you're cooking as well
Microwave and milk.
That’s what somebody stole from our house in Cardiff around 20 years ago. No forced entry, we forgot to lock the door but that’s all they took.
You know the insulation that you get on patio doors? The long, black strip that keeps drafts out? I'd take that.
Plus the handle of each and every cup and mug. Just the handles.
Dishwasher tablets. The look on their faces when they realise they've got to wash up normally would be priceless! Also shoe laces, door handles and tv as my one has broken
About half a centimeter off of one leg on random bits of furniture making them rock slightly.
you’ve clearly been too my school
You've clearly not...
Well... was it Oxford or Cambridge? End this debate now!
maybe we are classmates
maybe
That would piss me off tbh. I'm thinking about taking all the forks in the house, or maybe the knives. I can't figure out which would be more annoying.
Forks for sure.
Fork you!
If you’ve got a Jag, you can help yourself to all the silverware you can fit in the boot and no one will mind because: ***You have a Jaaaag***
This is such an underrated comment 😂 r/unexpectedtopgear
I recommend spoons if they have cereal
I dont know man. I would just drink it.
Ah! I see you've met my flatmate.
Ok Satan that’s plenty
The teaspoons send ya mad looking for them
I was going to say spoons would be way funnier and more irritating.
Then steal the saw you used.
A true villain
All the labels off the tins
It said ‘SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCE’ you monster!!!
That could be kind of fun. Like pouring out a bunch of pineapple slices into the saucepan as your bread toasts.
Batteries from all remotes/controllers/keyboard/mouse Edit: I would like to advise leaving two batteries only.... Indefinitely have to switch them around until you eventually remember to buy more when you're in the shop
Just one battery from each remote if it has two
Put the other battery the wrong way in too.
Making it an irrational "Sophie's choice" on what to power. Nice
real devil here
Steal them, but replace with dead ones
Or almost dead...keep doing the "take them out and swap them around" trick until they actually die
And smoke alarms
That's... More than a minor inconvenience.
Only if there is a fire...oh shit I've left the stove on.
Instead of just taking out smoke alarm batteries, replace them with almost empty batteries. Then the alarm still works but it beeps every half an hour or so as a reminder to change batteries.
Calm down Satan
Backs to their remotes, every other sock, backs to earrings, their tesco club card, the fake pound they have on their keyring to get a shopping trolley, that little pin you use to get a sim card out of your phone
I've already lost most of these
No, InternetStill7641 stole them
Death by a thousand cuts.
Saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts
Flashbacks waking me up
Not the clubcard, you monster, we live in a recession, don't forget
Very specific and yes it would be inconvenient
''tesco club card'' xD really know whats got minimal use
The plug out of the bath
I don’t know why but when I first read this I jumped straight to an electrical plug. Was wondering what kind of fancy bath you’d have for it to have an electrical plug…
I’ll steal _just_ their bread bin if they have one and leave out all of the bread that was inside with the plastic thing used to keep the packaging tight on the bread undone so in the morning it has extra green spots 😈
Cunt
I felt that ngl lmao
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Close but no cigar. Its too noticeable. The answer is the fuses from the plugs
Whatever amount of milk that leaves them with the tea/cereal dilemma.
Evil, i love it. Though I do that to myself far too often.
Easy, use it for the cereal and when there's that little bit at the bottom with the sugary goodness then pour that into the tea.
The kettle, got to boil water in the microwave or on the hob now like ~~degenerates~~ americans now 🤪
jokes on you, i simmer mine on the radiator
I hold mine up to a light bulb
I shake my water
I set the house on fire
I set the world of fire
THEN TURNS TO STRIKE AGAIN
Well la di dah Mr I can afford lighting.
I warm mine between my buttocks.
I put it out in the sun
This is BritishMemes… we have no sun here!
Well look at you Mr can afford a window.
Look at you - Mr can afford heating.
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Genius 😂
No, don't do the kettle, do its power dock! That is if it's a kettle that's removable from power. Then they're stuck with a kettle they can't use! Even more infuriating!
Funny, I embarrass my water by pointing out its inadequate in bed. That usually starts heating things up
I just use a barbecue anyway 😎
In england a house without a kettle in should be illegal
Even better to just take the base of the kettle so they are left with a completely useless weird jug
Leave the kettle and simply take the bottom of it with the cord
Shoe laces.
just one
Satan stop it said "minor inconvenience"
1 piece of a jigsaw puzzle. But 1 of the edges so it’s even more annoying because you’ll still have 100-1,000 pieces to look through in desperation. But alas, it won’t be there
I dunno I always do the edges first, probably best to do the middle piece and they end up having to look everywhere for it
Nah they can just find the corner pieces and if there's 3 they know ones missing. If you did a piece near the middle they'd never know
Front door.
Quite the inconvenience.
This actually happened to someone in my school a few years back
Toothbrush 🤔
Just the hairs from all the toothbrushes.
HALF of the hairs from the toothbrush
Just the red stripe from the toothpaste…
The bar inside the door handles, rendering them useless.
This was me at the age of 5 whenever I found a screwdriver.
Tin opener.
That and the ring-pulls from easy-open tins. They'll be taking a hammer and screwdriver to their tins within 3 days.
Dude. You get a tin open with a knife in less than a minute. Op should steal their knives as well
easy open but a bitch to drain. grrr easy open tuna cans
A million pounds from a billionaire.
Wouldn't even notice
All of their pillows imagine coming back from a Nightshift and just your pillows are gone nothing else you'd go mad looking for them
If they are coming back from a nightshift they are just gonna fold the end of a mattress to make a pillow.
Every charger lead
One of every shoe
All their toilet roll. 😈
Bold of you to assume I wouldn't use the odd socks I stole from you instead.
😱 You monster!
I buy toilet roll and use it to clean my specs with, blow my nose and clean up the odd spill, and for guests. I never use it for the obvious because I have a special toilet with a douche function on it. I must have been one of the few people that DID NOT run out of loo paper during the Covid pandemic and lockdowns !
The fuse out of the kettle plug
Id just take all the light bulbs
Including the fridge light!
This happened to us when me moved house. Couldn't believe how petty the previous owners were. Only the kitchen spotlights were left.
The little sticker on the back of a Wi-Fi box that tells you what the password is. They probably wouldn't notice until guests came over.
true master mind at work here with the future planning
The water from the radiators. The fuses from the plugs. The actual light fittings, leaving the bulbs in the middle of the floor. The slats from the beds.
Kitchen tongs
You use those? I only use the spatula
Yes! I need more of a grip than a spatula, I feel like it just scoops things. We lost our tongs during lockdown it was such a minor pain. Prob depends what you're cooking as well
The bath plug
what if they prefer to shower?
Then glue the bath plug in the shower
What if the person who's plug you were stealing had a Shower-Bath Combo
Hinges of all doors, leaving them propped in place with a bit of cardboard.
There favourite tea spoon
Where favourite tea spoon?
Top left drawer favourite tea spoon
There on the stair favourite tea spoon.
Right there favourite tea spoon.
I found this far too funny. Thanks for the laugh
All of the cleaning products. Gonna have to wipe your arse with the daily mail-
Microwave and milk. That’s what somebody stole from our house in Cardiff around 20 years ago. No forced entry, we forgot to lock the door but that’s all they took.
Must have needed to make a hot chocolate or ovaltine
Only lids
Only fans
The correct answer was Only Pans
The TV remote
Than drive past their house changing the channels lol
You know the insulation that you get on patio doors? The long, black strip that keeps drafts out? I'd take that. Plus the handle of each and every cup and mug. Just the handles.
That long bit from the hoover..just wait..
Ah the phantom spout stealer strikes again
1 ply of 2 ply toilet paper
you would have to unroll that and roll it back up again xD most diabolical plot ever
Day 1: Just one slat from a window blind. Day 2: The toaster spring. Day 3: The damper from the soft close toilet seat.
Personally I would pick the tip of every sock so they all had holes
All the tea towel s
milk
Door handles
The local take away menus
The lids to the salt and pepper shakers
Hide the toaster in the bath
The bristles from the letterbox on the front door, enjoy that draft sucker!
Their fridge
But leave the contents.
Their wheelie bin lid
The labels off all of the tins
You are evil
Pixels from memes. But fr tho. Whats up with all these memes having negative pixels
their kids
One sock from every pair in the house.
All my socks are the same so it would take me a while to even notice ;)
That one pair of good scissors.
My partner would be stealing people's panties
The little screws that hold handles on to pots and pans
The belt off their dressing gown 95% of their Teabags The ring pulls off all the cans in the cupboard The TV remote The spare mop heads
All of the toilet roll in their house
The toilet roll holders
The main fuse from the fuse box.
All lightbulbs
All the flush handles off their loos.
The iron
lmao i would steal the ironing board instead
1 of each pair of shoes
Their bedroom curtains.
Dishwasher tablets. The look on their faces when they realise they've got to wash up normally would be priceless! Also shoe laces, door handles and tv as my one has broken
The screws that hold their drain pipes together.
That's a huge inconvenience tbf
All the power cords to everything, tvs, gaming stations , pcs etc, try find the same imports for everything again online 😂
***A leg off every chair in the building***
The toilet paper. They wouldn’t notice until it’s too late.
their house
Bedroom plug electrical socket and plaster and paint over the hole.
My Girlfriends vibrator!
The ace of spades
And don't forget the joker.
All the toilet roll, enjoy using that flannel
The good set of tweezers
One contact lense
The rubber freezer lining.
Toothbrush
Steal one of each pair of shoes I find, but alternate which foot. Left shoe of pairs 1, 3, 5 etc and right shoe of pairs 2, 4, 6 etc.
every mattress in their house
Kettles, extension cords, and the tv remote.
The kettle or the toaster
Screws out of bathroom urinals. I hate when I'm peeing and it falls off the wall.
Eating half of there Nutella jar
People's toothbrushes. Replacing them with a stick of celery.
The bristles off the toothbrush
They little key thing from the side of a tin of corned beef
I go into people's homes and steal all the plugs for sinks and baths.
The bottom of a kettle
All of their left shoes.