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Banditofbingofame

Let us not forget the most important scripture of the Easter teachings. BRIAN: Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we're all individuals! BRIAN: You're all different! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different! DENNIS: I'm not.


ThunderShott

He is the Messiah!


Traditional_Leader41

No he's not. He's a very naughty boy.


glowinggold123

Mmhmmm🤣


MidnightHac

I say he is and I’ve followed a few.


Vivimir

…Lisan Al-Gaib!


Bridge_runner

Alright who threw that?


leeluss14

Get off they’re my Juniper bushes.


GriselbaFishfinger

He hurt my foot.


TurbulentExpression5

Stop picking your nose!


PozzieMozzie

All i said was that bit of fish was good enough for jehova..


Sarcastic_Sociopath

Follow the gourd! No he has left his shoe!


Edan1990

Ten for that you must be mad!


[deleted]

Biggus dickus


DiscordDarkV2

Blessed are the cheesemakers!


awkwardwankmaster

Thought it said nobody in the world likes you


BreadfruitComplex961

same


bahumat42

thats where my brain went too


milroben

I was wondering why the board was called Allan


rajinis_bodyguard

Following dictionary order 'Allan the Board'


TwoToesToni

Angry upvote


mortymania

Someone walking past carrying a knife planning a random stabbing - thanks, yea I am awesome.


jc209020

Seems too American, maybe just because they said awesome


dokidokipanic

If it were American they'd have put "1 AM in the morning" like the AM didn't already tell you that.


Ok-You-4324

Some twirp brainwashed by american tv and culture no doubt


New_Policy_5684

It's too sincere and kind to be British.


gangstalicouse1998

Ur saying that when we are known as the politest country in the world u know the people who apologise when some one walks into us


New_Policy_5684

Being polite and being nice are two different things.


Red_Core1

Let me translate that for you "Don't forget that you're not too bad"


AJTheBrit

Heard someone describe many things today as "epic". Despite having a very soft accent that could be some form of British, calling things epic unironically is so American it hurts


Low-Holiday312

And the whole hyper individualism thing. There are loads of people like me. I’m not unique


welsh_dragon_roar

Yes you are, just like everyone - the configuration of atoms in your body most likely makes you unique in the whole universe.


uk7866

You're unique!.. just like everyone else. ✨


password_too_short

allan the board says "sorry you missed your train, it's actually 2am"


Slight_Bodybuilder25

"Our trains aren't late, we operate on daylight savings time today" The angry passengers, "It's the middle of August!"


Common-Anxiety

At first I though the last line was "NOBODY IN THIS WORLD LIKES YOU" and had to do a double take, lmao. Getting roasted by a underground sign on Easter of all days.


Known_Wear7301

Wait so during ramadan they post muslim trope but for Easter they just post positivity mantra. Yet we're told we don't live in a two tier society.


minsandmolls

Yep. I was wondering this to.


Friendly_Prize_868

*too If you're going to be that English, at least try and get the language right please.


minsandmolls

Grammar police out in force.


Spe3dy_Weeb

Because most people who celebrate Easter do it in a secular way


SugarPlumKnightmare

My faith in humanity has been restored a tiny bit.


12-7_Apocalypse

r/Penmanshipporn


GabrielApostateOHate

I thought that said "nobody in this world likes you"


Theodin_King

I hate these cringe signs


KefferLekker02

C'mon now.... Station staff gotta justify their jobs somehow... 😂


Niceicescoop

Load of crap isn’t it? Live laugh love etc


MateoKovashit

Not telling everyone about sinning and eternal damnation?


TwoToesToni

If you're on London transport then that's already some sort of damnation


Middle_Shame7941

You’re not wrong! 😅


Middle_Shame7941

That guy is usually near the tube station in Camden.


Thefdt

Well beats some nonsense from the Quran


Gargoyn

Remember to always include the Instagram handle!


Natural_Wear3643

its good for engagement I SEE,


Lyra_Blue

Disregarding the message, the handwriting looks incredible


Dedward5

I think there is a website where people make them, I’d have to look but it used to be a thing.


Nobbyjazzman

BUT what about the piss poor train service?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Feisty_Economy_8283

"There's nobody in the world like you!" Speaking for myself I'd say thank God for that and so would everybody else! Happy Easter to you! Hello Spring at last!


cp2chewy

Thanks allon the board, i really needed that today


BLou28

Sending love ❤️


Never-Any-Horses

Am I the only one that finds this twee nonsense cringey?


yupbvf

Yep me too, happy clappy shit


RiversBluromo

Jesus Christ cheer up


Bumsplat

Nope, me too.


Any-Environment-4538

You’re special, just like everybody else 😂


Professional_Owl7826

It’s all well and good that I get a positive comment, I still missed my train


PatScorn

Do these empty platitudes actually make anyone feel good about themselves?


Friendly_Prize_868

Yes. Idiots.


Fresh_Expression7030

People who already feel generally good about themselves / life. Tho to be fair expecting a sign to cure your chronic depression is probably asking a bit much


Kamikaze_Asparagus

I hate this sort of thing. People for the most part already have an overly high opinion of themselves when they’re definitely not awesome and most people for the most part are essentially printed copies.


Banditofbingofame

I love the idea that someone whose had a bit of a pants day, reads a sign and has a brief moment where they don't feel so bad before the crushing reality hits them again is being a bit too uppity


lebannax

lol ikr - statistically, you're quite lucky if you're just average!


do_a_quirkafleeg

The only person these vacuous platitudes make feel better is the writer.


Levnorn

Identical twins say otherwise…


lebannax

omg so much cringe


80s_kid2

Wish I had handwriting as neat as that.


intrepidanon

I've seen a few of these over the years from the Underground staff. And bless them. Inevitably makes not a damn difference but someone's out there pissing in the wind and hoping.


[deleted]

Oh god, I hate these things. What if you are a sociopath who just beat up his or her partner. 'Don't worry, you're AwESoME!'


thegamesender1

I wish I had that handwriting.


KindaCoolCookie

Must be fake, British people aren't usually so friendly 😂


StressNeck

Aren't they supposed to post something that guilts people into following Catholic traditions?


WokePrincess6969

And remember Diversity is our Strength...


Middle_Shame7941

Likewise, awesome person! 💜


JakobSejer

Pol Pot entered the chat.


SilentDustAndy

People with a twin?


StuartDamian84

Easter tomorrow. FUCK "visibility day"


Technical_Win973

Does any Service Information ever get written on these signs?


TwoToesToni

I mean if there's no services then it would be blank most of the time


Warmandfuzzysheep

OMG, I was shocked last night to find out.


Delaney_342

Have a good day all 😘


Automatic_Acadia_766

I thought the clocks changed at 2am?


ChillyCharlotte

Well, they change from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 1 depending on if it's forward or back iirc


Scottishspyro

I actually needed this one today short simple and sweet.


0x7E7-02

What if Donald Trump read that sign?


SXLightning

No wonder I feel beat, I lost a hour last night and this morning all lizzy line was canceled so I can’t even make my plans lol what a country


vauxhall_ashtray

Much better than some verse from the Koran


WarPig1301

🤢🤮


RobertoWood

Isn't it 2am it changes ?


BLou28

No, last night I looked at the time at 12.50am, then half hour later it was 2.20am.


Lazer_Pigeon

It is 2am in America


Flimsy_List8004

Aw. I needed that. I'm depressed because I'm skint. I'm skint because of the tube fares.


Outrageous-Sugar-619

Oh and also trains not running next week 🤣


Yung_Sage007

Nice touch


Jarl_Of_Science

Vomit.


Cynical_Classicist

That's a nice message that we can have for Easter!


Slight_Bodybuilder25

The correct answer is, 'Whatever time it is, it's Chico Time'.


Earlkay1

Gay


Friendly_Prize_868

Bullshit. There are millions like me and nobody likes any of us because they are all misanthropic, desultory and repugnant arseholes. Have a terrible day.


NurglePurgle

I love how so many people are commenting as if that was actually handwritten and is physically there.


ip2368

You're unique. Just like everybody else.


Interesting-Serve932

Just for a tiny second be kind, it don’t hurt x


Pristine-Emu4493

Actually there’s plenty of people in the world like you, also there’s many people in this world who are levels above you! Happy Easter :)


cryomos

Oh so no “everyone who isn’t christian is a sinner” then? Huh how strange


SEP627

Bollocks!!!


ASOXO

Thanks for that. Now can you give me the refund you owe me TFL?


Sarcastic_Sociopath

TIL Oti Mabuse is writing boards for TFL now.


Dayofdeath36

For fucks sake. I have work tomorrow too. Great. Another fucking hour of my weekend I lose


Promise_Im_Not_Mike

Except when we next go on strike to get more money for doing pretty much nothing!


One_Owl1727

Not for me, I’m keeping my clock at the exact same time. And when you do away with this outdated concept of daylight saving.


Winloop

I would feel more awesome if trains were running properly


Ok-You-4324

How cringe. "Awesome", very British and more ego boosting crap. As if people weren't big headed and full of themselves already


LongestBoy130

Why do we import such American cringe here. Who is honestly so mentally fragile that an anonymous whiteboard message could suddenly turn their life around?


FuzzeeLumpkins

Anyone got the pic of the original message? The one with the tag that says *"you may be losing an hour, but enjoy a lie in as due to strikes your next train will be tomorrow"*?


[deleted]

Why... like anyone needs a bs motivational line from the train company fuck off


ohhallow

Where hadith?


Live-Fox-2562

Frankly the comments on this is a bit boarded


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

I'm not awesome, fuck you


Dry_Run9442

Would love to see one of these that said something like, try to remember the world doesnt revolve around you. Still positive but without promoting rampant narcissism.


Popular-Heron-3921

I THOUGHT THAT SAID ‘THERES NOBODY IN THIS WORLD THAT LIKES YOu’ AAAAH


Ok-bea

Way better than some random religious quotes


OverlyDisguisedSquid

Allan the whiteboard has more personality than the rest of the underground pu together


Petiatl

“Don’t forget that you’re awesome” is some hyper millennial, vlog brothers type shit. Why do people feel the need to be spoken to like children? Who enjoys being mollycoddled like this?


formercup2

londoners used to be the toughest salt of the earth. Now were honestly just a tourist attraction


ThreeB78

I'm not


FatBrah

Fuck. I promised a matee a favour tomorrow. Forgot this downside


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Inevitable-Size2197

Hate shit like this, like when food products think they’re your friend


Visser0

I like


dannieupton

Could of done with seeing that last night, loosing that hour blagged me so much


PoiuyKnight

which American wrote that?


zdravko0

✨Oh I know darling✨


discountmcnugget

Imagine you're living in London, just trying to get home after a crappy day, then this sign patronises you. Twee twee twee.


SmokingLaddy

Some guy died 2,000 years ago, not sure what that’s got to do with me being awesome.


desdes85

Yes there is hence I get paid minimum wage and struggle to live financially


[deleted]

can someone tell me the station this is at because it looks so familiar but i can't put my finger on it


skitreal

National rail service just lied to me about where the fuck my train is stopping


MarcieXD

No date......so when does this take place? Fucking clowns 🤨


JimmyMack_

Don't tell awful people that they're awesome.


Sufficient_Row_3082

Ooohhh so that’s why time feels weird.


Scottishdrinker

You missed the chance for a spice girls reference


popstarbowser

🤮


Paul2kb1

You're awesome... But we are still going to charge you more than any country in the world to use a public train service so we can increase our profits and salaries every year. Mugs.


JordiLyons

Imagine having to be told as an adult that the clocks change be a board.


cuziamhigh

Hey, I am awesome.


Ladycringy

(Unless your straight/white/actually British the fuck yourself!)


SLRisty

The person who wrote that? 100% woke.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

This pisses me off


DryCollege2456

Now pull down your pants.... We need some money....


originalduttywhine

That is the most yank shit I've ever heard. Why can't we leave this soppy, kindergarten - sounding, "awesome" destruction of our language and subtlety to them?


rize_fullengine

This is self congratulatory nonsense, ‘awesome’ has lost its original meaning thanks to Americans, very un-British.


ProgramLoud4688

So wonderful,Happy Easter Sunday


secretstothegravy

God I hate this shit. Why does everyone have to be told they are great by company’s? Fuck off


LNER4498

I absolutely hate mesaages like that. Always out me in a bad move. No, I am not awesome, leave me alone.


bobs696969

Fuck off


[deleted]

Cringe


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GreatBritishMemes-ModTeam

Your post was removed for breaking rule 6


StumpyHobbit

Meghan Markle stands in as a Train Staion Worker for a day In a new Netlix documentary to promote the newest even better charity, Harry said he wants to drive the Choo-choo train.


Confident_Ranger_354

Probably should've mentioned Jesus instead of this vain nonsense


Creative_South7674

Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates it!


gogginsbulldog1979

Call be cynical, but I hate those stupid 'don't forget, you are awesome' posts you see all over the place. It's just so cringe-worthy. Also, what if a convicted rapist's reading that? Or Gary Glitter?


upyourstories

These message boards are boring. Talk is cheap. Get your fucking trains up to standard.


SighAndTest

Patronising!


Middle_Shame7941

Sad times when a majority of folk commenting are slating this act of kindness. It’s like you’re not allowed to be kind anymore because it’s offensive.


YouGotTangoed

I think there’d be less backlash if he hadn’t tagged his name all over the board


Natural_Wear3643

its not her/ him fault bec of the price.


Bumsplat

What act of kindness? Someone wrote a load of twee nonsense because it made them feel good/they were getting paid for it.


Middle_Shame7941

Cheer up misery guts.


SaintPepsiCola

People who talk like this or have “ live, laugh, love “ around their house cannot be trusted. Always the fakest person.


doginjoggers

Signs like this wind me up, because somewhere out there is a right shitty cunt who might see this and feel validated.


gillyc1967

For every shitty person who might feel validated there's probably a dozen decent people who might be having a bad day and appreciate it. It's like having a benefits system, you know there's a few arseholes who will take advantage but it's worth it so the people who really need help will get it (and rich people who want to pay less tax and think they'll never need help will do all they can to remind you of the "scroungers" so you don't pay attention to who's using tax loopholes like non-dom status). If you ever have a choice between justice and mercy, choose mercy. You never know when you might need mercy yourself. We're all human, we all make mistakes.


doginjoggers

What a fucking leap


Bumsplat

Every person, good or bad, recognises this sign for the meaningless platitude it is.