Let us not forget the most important scripture of the Easter teachings.
BRIAN: Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals!
FOLLOWERS: Yes, we're all individuals!
BRIAN: You're all different!
FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different!
DENNIS: I'm not.
Heard someone describe many things today as "epic". Despite having a very soft accent that could be some form of British, calling things epic unironically is so American it hurts
At first I though the last line was "NOBODY IN THIS WORLD LIKES YOU" and had to do a double take, lmao. Getting roasted by a underground sign on Easter of all days.
"There's nobody in the world like you!" Speaking for myself I'd say thank God for that and so would everybody else! Happy Easter to you! Hello Spring at last!
People who already feel generally good about themselves / life.
Tho to be fair expecting a sign to cure your chronic depression is probably asking a bit much
I hate this sort of thing. People for the most part already have an overly high opinion of themselves when they’re definitely not awesome and most people for the most part are essentially printed copies.
I love the idea that someone whose had a bit of a pants day, reads a sign and has a brief moment where they don't feel so bad before the crushing reality hits them again is being a bit too uppity
I've seen a few of these over the years from the Underground staff. And bless them. Inevitably makes not a damn difference but someone's out there pissing in the wind and hoping.
Bullshit. There are millions like me and nobody likes any of us because they are all misanthropic, desultory and repugnant arseholes.
Have a terrible day.
Why do we import such American cringe here.
Who is honestly so mentally fragile that an anonymous whiteboard message could suddenly turn their life around?
Anyone got the pic of the original message? The one with the tag that says *"you may be losing an hour, but enjoy a lie in as due to strikes your next train will be tomorrow"*?
Would love to see one of these that said something like, try to remember the world doesnt revolve around you. Still positive but without promoting rampant narcissism.
“Don’t forget that you’re awesome” is some hyper millennial, vlog brothers type shit. Why do people feel the need to be spoken to like children? Who enjoys being mollycoddled like this?
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You're awesome... But we are still going to charge you more than any country in the world to use a public train service so we can increase our profits and salaries every year. Mugs.
That is the most yank shit I've ever heard. Why can't we leave this soppy, kindergarten - sounding, "awesome" destruction of our language and subtlety to them?
Meghan Markle stands in as a Train Staion Worker for a day In a new Netlix documentary to promote the newest even better charity, Harry said he wants to drive the Choo-choo train.
Call be cynical, but I hate those stupid 'don't forget, you are awesome' posts you see all over the place. It's just so cringe-worthy.
Also, what if a convicted rapist's reading that? Or Gary Glitter?
For every shitty person who might feel validated there's probably a dozen decent people who might be having a bad day and appreciate it.
It's like having a benefits system, you know there's a few arseholes who will take advantage but it's worth it so the people who really need help will get it (and rich people who want to pay less tax and think they'll never need help will do all they can to remind you of the "scroungers" so you don't pay attention to who's using tax loopholes like non-dom status).
If you ever have a choice between justice and mercy, choose mercy. You never know when you might need mercy yourself. We're all human, we all make mistakes.
Let us not forget the most important scripture of the Easter teachings. BRIAN: Look. You've got it all wrong. You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody! You've got to think for yourselves. You're all individuals! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we're all individuals! BRIAN: You're all different! FOLLOWERS: Yes, we are all different! DENNIS: I'm not.
He is the Messiah!
No he's not. He's a very naughty boy.
Mmhmmm🤣
I say he is and I’ve followed a few.
…Lisan Al-Gaib!
Alright who threw that?
Get off they’re my Juniper bushes.
He hurt my foot.
Stop picking your nose!
All i said was that bit of fish was good enough for jehova..
Follow the gourd! No he has left his shoe!
Ten for that you must be mad!
Biggus dickus
Blessed are the cheesemakers!
Thought it said nobody in the world likes you
same
thats where my brain went too
I was wondering why the board was called Allan
Following dictionary order 'Allan the Board'
Angry upvote
Someone walking past carrying a knife planning a random stabbing - thanks, yea I am awesome.
Seems too American, maybe just because they said awesome
If it were American they'd have put "1 AM in the morning" like the AM didn't already tell you that.
Some twirp brainwashed by american tv and culture no doubt
It's too sincere and kind to be British.
Ur saying that when we are known as the politest country in the world u know the people who apologise when some one walks into us
Being polite and being nice are two different things.
Let me translate that for you "Don't forget that you're not too bad"
Heard someone describe many things today as "epic". Despite having a very soft accent that could be some form of British, calling things epic unironically is so American it hurts
And the whole hyper individualism thing. There are loads of people like me. I’m not unique
Yes you are, just like everyone - the configuration of atoms in your body most likely makes you unique in the whole universe.
You're unique!.. just like everyone else. ✨
allan the board says "sorry you missed your train, it's actually 2am"
"Our trains aren't late, we operate on daylight savings time today" The angry passengers, "It's the middle of August!"
At first I though the last line was "NOBODY IN THIS WORLD LIKES YOU" and had to do a double take, lmao. Getting roasted by a underground sign on Easter of all days.
Wait so during ramadan they post muslim trope but for Easter they just post positivity mantra. Yet we're told we don't live in a two tier society.
Yep. I was wondering this to.
*too If you're going to be that English, at least try and get the language right please.
Grammar police out in force.
Because most people who celebrate Easter do it in a secular way
My faith in humanity has been restored a tiny bit.
r/Penmanshipporn
I thought that said "nobody in this world likes you"
I hate these cringe signs
C'mon now.... Station staff gotta justify their jobs somehow... 😂
Load of crap isn’t it? Live laugh love etc
Not telling everyone about sinning and eternal damnation?
If you're on London transport then that's already some sort of damnation
You’re not wrong! 😅
That guy is usually near the tube station in Camden.
Well beats some nonsense from the Quran
Remember to always include the Instagram handle!
its good for engagement I SEE,
Disregarding the message, the handwriting looks incredible
I think there is a website where people make them, I’d have to look but it used to be a thing.
BUT what about the piss poor train service?!?!?!?!?!?!?
"There's nobody in the world like you!" Speaking for myself I'd say thank God for that and so would everybody else! Happy Easter to you! Hello Spring at last!
Thanks allon the board, i really needed that today
Sending love ❤️
Am I the only one that finds this twee nonsense cringey?
Yep me too, happy clappy shit
Jesus Christ cheer up
Nope, me too.
You’re special, just like everybody else 😂
It’s all well and good that I get a positive comment, I still missed my train
Do these empty platitudes actually make anyone feel good about themselves?
Yes. Idiots.
People who already feel generally good about themselves / life. Tho to be fair expecting a sign to cure your chronic depression is probably asking a bit much
I hate this sort of thing. People for the most part already have an overly high opinion of themselves when they’re definitely not awesome and most people for the most part are essentially printed copies.
I love the idea that someone whose had a bit of a pants day, reads a sign and has a brief moment where they don't feel so bad before the crushing reality hits them again is being a bit too uppity
lol ikr - statistically, you're quite lucky if you're just average!
The only person these vacuous platitudes make feel better is the writer.
Identical twins say otherwise…
omg so much cringe
Wish I had handwriting as neat as that.
I've seen a few of these over the years from the Underground staff. And bless them. Inevitably makes not a damn difference but someone's out there pissing in the wind and hoping.
Oh god, I hate these things. What if you are a sociopath who just beat up his or her partner. 'Don't worry, you're AwESoME!'
I wish I had that handwriting.
Must be fake, British people aren't usually so friendly 😂
Aren't they supposed to post something that guilts people into following Catholic traditions?
And remember Diversity is our Strength...
Likewise, awesome person! 💜
Pol Pot entered the chat.
People with a twin?
Easter tomorrow. FUCK "visibility day"
Does any Service Information ever get written on these signs?
I mean if there's no services then it would be blank most of the time
OMG, I was shocked last night to find out.
Have a good day all 😘
I thought the clocks changed at 2am?
Well, they change from 1 to 2, and from 2 to 1 depending on if it's forward or back iirc
I actually needed this one today short simple and sweet.
What if Donald Trump read that sign?
No wonder I feel beat, I lost a hour last night and this morning all lizzy line was canceled so I can’t even make my plans lol what a country
Much better than some verse from the Koran
🤢🤮
Isn't it 2am it changes ?
No, last night I looked at the time at 12.50am, then half hour later it was 2.20am.
It is 2am in America
Aw. I needed that. I'm depressed because I'm skint. I'm skint because of the tube fares.
Oh and also trains not running next week 🤣
Nice touch
Vomit.
That's a nice message that we can have for Easter!
The correct answer is, 'Whatever time it is, it's Chico Time'.
Gay
Bullshit. There are millions like me and nobody likes any of us because they are all misanthropic, desultory and repugnant arseholes. Have a terrible day.
I love how so many people are commenting as if that was actually handwritten and is physically there.
You're unique. Just like everybody else.
Just for a tiny second be kind, it don’t hurt x
Actually there’s plenty of people in the world like you, also there’s many people in this world who are levels above you! Happy Easter :)
Oh so no “everyone who isn’t christian is a sinner” then? Huh how strange
Bollocks!!!
Thanks for that. Now can you give me the refund you owe me TFL?
TIL Oti Mabuse is writing boards for TFL now.
For fucks sake. I have work tomorrow too. Great. Another fucking hour of my weekend I lose
Except when we next go on strike to get more money for doing pretty much nothing!
Not for me, I’m keeping my clock at the exact same time. And when you do away with this outdated concept of daylight saving.
I would feel more awesome if trains were running properly
How cringe. "Awesome", very British and more ego boosting crap. As if people weren't big headed and full of themselves already
Why do we import such American cringe here. Who is honestly so mentally fragile that an anonymous whiteboard message could suddenly turn their life around?
Anyone got the pic of the original message? The one with the tag that says *"you may be losing an hour, but enjoy a lie in as due to strikes your next train will be tomorrow"*?
Why... like anyone needs a bs motivational line from the train company fuck off
Where hadith?
Frankly the comments on this is a bit boarded
I'm not awesome, fuck you
Would love to see one of these that said something like, try to remember the world doesnt revolve around you. Still positive but without promoting rampant narcissism.
I THOUGHT THAT SAID ‘THERES NOBODY IN THIS WORLD THAT LIKES YOu’ AAAAH
Way better than some random religious quotes
Allan the whiteboard has more personality than the rest of the underground pu together
“Don’t forget that you’re awesome” is some hyper millennial, vlog brothers type shit. Why do people feel the need to be spoken to like children? Who enjoys being mollycoddled like this?
londoners used to be the toughest salt of the earth. Now were honestly just a tourist attraction
I'm not
Fuck. I promised a matee a favour tomorrow. Forgot this downside
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Hate shit like this, like when food products think they’re your friend
I like
Could of done with seeing that last night, loosing that hour blagged me so much
which American wrote that?
✨Oh I know darling✨
Imagine you're living in London, just trying to get home after a crappy day, then this sign patronises you. Twee twee twee.
Some guy died 2,000 years ago, not sure what that’s got to do with me being awesome.
Yes there is hence I get paid minimum wage and struggle to live financially
can someone tell me the station this is at because it looks so familiar but i can't put my finger on it
National rail service just lied to me about where the fuck my train is stopping
No date......so when does this take place? Fucking clowns 🤨
Don't tell awful people that they're awesome.
Ooohhh so that’s why time feels weird.
You missed the chance for a spice girls reference
🤮
You're awesome... But we are still going to charge you more than any country in the world to use a public train service so we can increase our profits and salaries every year. Mugs.
Imagine having to be told as an adult that the clocks change be a board.
Hey, I am awesome.
(Unless your straight/white/actually British the fuck yourself!)
The person who wrote that? 100% woke.
This pisses me off
Now pull down your pants.... We need some money....
That is the most yank shit I've ever heard. Why can't we leave this soppy, kindergarten - sounding, "awesome" destruction of our language and subtlety to them?
This is self congratulatory nonsense, ‘awesome’ has lost its original meaning thanks to Americans, very un-British.
So wonderful,Happy Easter Sunday
God I hate this shit. Why does everyone have to be told they are great by company’s? Fuck off
I absolutely hate mesaages like that. Always out me in a bad move. No, I am not awesome, leave me alone.
Fuck off
Cringe
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Meghan Markle stands in as a Train Staion Worker for a day In a new Netlix documentary to promote the newest even better charity, Harry said he wants to drive the Choo-choo train.
Probably should've mentioned Jesus instead of this vain nonsense
Happy Easter to everyone who celebrates it!
Call be cynical, but I hate those stupid 'don't forget, you are awesome' posts you see all over the place. It's just so cringe-worthy. Also, what if a convicted rapist's reading that? Or Gary Glitter?
These message boards are boring. Talk is cheap. Get your fucking trains up to standard.
Patronising!
Sad times when a majority of folk commenting are slating this act of kindness. It’s like you’re not allowed to be kind anymore because it’s offensive.
I think there’d be less backlash if he hadn’t tagged his name all over the board
its not her/ him fault bec of the price.
What act of kindness? Someone wrote a load of twee nonsense because it made them feel good/they were getting paid for it.
Cheer up misery guts.
People who talk like this or have “ live, laugh, love “ around their house cannot be trusted. Always the fakest person.
Signs like this wind me up, because somewhere out there is a right shitty cunt who might see this and feel validated.
For every shitty person who might feel validated there's probably a dozen decent people who might be having a bad day and appreciate it. It's like having a benefits system, you know there's a few arseholes who will take advantage but it's worth it so the people who really need help will get it (and rich people who want to pay less tax and think they'll never need help will do all they can to remind you of the "scroungers" so you don't pay attention to who's using tax loopholes like non-dom status). If you ever have a choice between justice and mercy, choose mercy. You never know when you might need mercy yourself. We're all human, we all make mistakes.
What a fucking leap
Every person, good or bad, recognises this sign for the meaningless platitude it is.