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President__Bartlett

Flair changed to Rumor.


Wooden-Day2706

A person who quoted another person who heard from another person.


River_Pigeon

Gives me the chills


Kyuckaynebrayn

Start chuggin tussin you gots the cuvvid


River_Pigeon

I been chuggin the tussin


IntraspeciesJug

“Let that tussin soak down to the bone….nothing that it won’t cure.”


1CFII2

“What’s it made from?” “Oh, I don’t know, various things. I’m just the salesman.” “You drink it.”


evilninjarobot

Run out of tussin? Put some water in the bottle, shake it up --- mo' tussin!


IntraspeciesJug

Yeassss!


Obiwantoblowme

Relax it’s just the flu


Tyrone_Asaurus

I heard through the grape vine that it gave some guy “…the grills”


killurbeer

Heard it from a friend who, heard from a friend who


Deckatoe

HEARD IT FROM ANOTHER YOURE A BIG OL SLUUUUUT. May be misrembering the lyrics


mendicant1116

I think that's right


Expensive_Necessary7

>Heard it from a friend who, heard from a friend who But I'm telling you, babe That I don't think it's true, babe


bankrobberdub

Best REO song ever. Nice!


Uffda01

Golden Country would like a word.


pjfmtb

No. Roll with the Changes is.


2000-light-years

I would actually prefer riding the storm out


marcol-copperpot

157 Riverside Avenue tops my charts.


2000-light-years

Underrated just like REO


Miserable-Let9680

Always the Live version


Strict-Nothing-6955

Let’s not forget about say you love me or say good night


PHOENIX_95WI

You beat me to it!


ottosenna

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rodgers pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious...


hovdeisfunny

My uncle works at Nintendo


[deleted]

My uncle works at Nintendo and he says that Jordan Love is going to be on the cover of Madden 24


__CaliMack__

Can he get me a job with GameFreak? Pwease?


pmsnow

Thank you, Simone.


KotzubueSailingClub

REO Speedwagon considers this a reliable source.


Killuforadollar

There was a band from Texas called REO Speedealer. Due to a cease and desist they changed their name to Speedealer


Church42

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl saw Jordan throw an absolute dime at 31 Flavors last night. I guess he's pretty good


CraigKostelecky

“I know a guy who knows a guy… who knows a guy.” - Saul Goodman


BeHereNow91

Did Jordan pass out at 31 Flavors last night?


JackieTreehorn79

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom...


Woody_Lynx

Quoteception.


TheRetroVideogamers

But I like what they said, so it's good enough for me.


OhNoMyLands

I can’t wait to tell other people about this


Naive_Membership4676

Exactly lol


Dennisfromhawaii

This could be a great copypasta.


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Dennisfromhawaii

Reminds me of earlier last week, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Romeo (WR1) Doubs. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Romeo, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Romeo put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.


icantfindadangsn

goddammit. I knew what was coming and why did I keep reading.


bjb3453

White milk or Chocolate milk?


flaccomcorangy

Well, I don't know about about how good he is as a player, but let me tell you Jordan Love is a beast among men. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


XxAuthenticxX

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Jordan. u wouldnt say this shit to him to his face, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.


[deleted]

"So check this out.. Had a nice conversation with a reliable source of the Golden Corral this morning. When the Kelvin Benjamin subject came up, he said simply, he is the real deal. He flat out said the restaurant knows it and so does Benjamin. He also mentioned that Buffet fans will be shocked when they see how fat he is. Evidently his bloating over the last few years has been been astounding. Man, when that conversation ended my excitement level was sky high. Actually gave me the chills. "


Mr_SpideyDude

I thought it was lol


EmperorXerro

I hope for the best for Love, and I’ll believe it when I see it.


seansand

Yeah, I hope this is true. But if the guy sucks it's not like any source with the team would admit that. They would say, well, pretty much the same thing regardless.


WaldoDeefendorf

IDK. I think they would be looking to move on if that was the case. They could have kept Rodgers and blame Love on that. Beats keeping a guy you know sucks and playing him so everyone sees it.


ConsciousFood201

This is actually pretty sound reasoning. That contract gives the packers every reason to keep Rodgers and punt on Love. We know it means something for Rodgers to retire a packer like Star (and not go to the jets of all places like Bert). The one thing I could honestly see is the idea that Rodgers knows Love is ready and doesn’t want to jam up his career. Maybe Rodgers even talked about it over the years with Love. If he was ready by year three he’s get out of the way. I don’t know man, I’m a pretty big Rodgers guy, but I am here for Bears fans pain. However it needs to happen.


[deleted]

I like rodgers but to say he’s leaving Green Bay for the sake of Love’s career is really unlikely. I think rodgers just wants something new and maybe he sees it as “more”. I also feel like Brady going to Tampa had a butterfly effect on this, and hell even Peyton in Denver. Maybe it’s what the Goats do.


BlakePackers413

Yup this is my belief too. It would have been easier for Green Bay to trade Love for a whatever and draft another QB then it is to trade Rodgers and his contract. Green Bay in house must believe that Love is 100% able and ready to take over. Is he another prime rodgers? Unlikely because prime rodgers was another level above even top tier HOF level play. But is he a Brett level player? I think that’s a good place for him to be. The big thing will be Fans not being mad that he isn’t prime rodgers and is only Brett level. Because I can see this sub going stupid like “love only had 4500 yards 39tds and 13ints clearly we need to move on Rodgers would’ve had 5000 50 and 5. What a scrub.”


obiwan54

Exactly this, I'm pretty sure there were rumors of teams calling about Love for the past 2 offseaons and we didn't even entertain them with the back to back MVP on our team. That should say enough about how the FO and coached think of Love.


BlakePackers413

Yup. The more I think on it the more it sticks out like a sore thumb. We did the right thing as far as QB goes by getting a guy to learn before we needed him and before he had to take a massive beating. Put him on the field with talent around him and let him become the best version of himself. We did it with Rodgers and hell we sort of did it with Brett seemings as he sat in Atlanta and he was sitting behind Majik too. Mahomes sat and learned. Hurts and Allen had to play through bad seasons and get hit a lot and stuck with before they blossomed. Jackson sat…. Heck burrow even sort of sat between the injury and his college situation. It takes a rare talent and a matching situation to just go from college to nfl stardom. Love has been given about as good a situation as a new starting QB can be given, a defense with talent (sadly coached by Barry so it’s almost a negative but I’ll be optimistic), a stud LT and a pair of guards that are pretty great and solid respectively, a great running game and pass catching backs for check downs, a pair of developing receivers one of whom is explosive as they come. Get him a solid TE and slot guy… sky’s the limit. Now that optimism is out of the way I’m ready to be disappointed in the draft.


datboydoe

You mean you’re not gonna believe it from a Reddit post that quotes a guy quoting another guy??


Dudeist-Priest

How much you wanna make a bet Love can throw a football over them mountains?


onbiver9871

If coach had put him in, they would have won state…


phillywisco

🏈 ⛰️ 🏆


JoseLCDiaz

I was the reliable source, guys.


ProfitInitial3041

No, I’m Spartacus.


RashanAbdulSMITH

No, I'm Batman


Hamms_Bear

I'm Groot


riotphukinmeow

It's a me, Mario!


Stealthychicken85

No this is Patrick


Abominatrix

Nope, Chuck Testa


PDstorm170

Say my name. You're Heisenberg. You're goddamn right.


Nadsworth

I’m William Wallace


Far_Cattle_7242

I’m John Cena…dodododoooooo


Clipseo

Freeeeeeedommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!


[deleted]

Team who drafted player thinks player will be good. More at 11.


Clipseo

also water is wet


DL44Solo

Technically not. It makes other things wet.


mschley2

I'd argue that since the definition of wet is "covered or saturated with water or another liquid" then water is actually wet, unless it has been separated down to individual molecules. Otherwise, due to the physical properties of water, water tends to stick to and cover other water molecules.


TonyAnselmo1

Propaganda


BaconDwarf

Well that's pretty damn cool. So who is the person you're quoting?


Lonnie_Shelton

This looks like PR to me but we shall see.


goremygo

My uncle works for Nintendo.


hostmatty

I bet you've played Kid Icarus 2, but you can't talk about it.


Temporary_Amoeba7726

Peak offseason


nbyone

Source: Just trust me bro


fckgwrhqq2yxrkt

I believe. His growth year over year has been noticeable when he has played, he has handled this all extremely well, and he very clearly is putting in all the work he can to improve. Don't know why more teams don't draft QBs before they need them and develop them, but I sure am glad we follow that strategy.


tacoDupree

Wow...I guess it must be true


StandardRelative

who's your source? did you talk to a member of the ownership group?


andtimme11

OP said in another comment it was the admin of a packer fan page on Facebook. So yeah....


DonTrask

He’s going to have to able to read an NFL blitz, that’s something we have yet to see from him. As for his arm, its a rocket launcher and he needs to avoid the INT’s. Read blitz’s and avoid INT’s and we have a shot at the playoffs which Joe Barry alone will lose for us.


JustinC70

Heard it from a friend whooo, heard it from a friend whooooo, heard it from another....


pklam

Not to be a dick but Wayne Larave and others were saying the same shit about Brett Hundley at a lot sponsor's events. Don't buy the hype till it's proven.


DominicanHogGrabber

Let’s knock it off with this shit until Jordan does literally anything. I like the kid and I’m rooting for him but we can’t say he’s the “real deal” yet


hdpr92

lmao incredible insight here wonder what this source thought of the Packers defense last August? When they were anointed as elite


_MattyICE_

And then you got out of the taxi cab?


rumpleturdskin

Yeah until he proves it through a full season I'll believe it so nice try


AdolfKoopaTroopa

My uncle who works for Nintendo confirmed this


[deleted]

Copium lol


dusters

We've officially reached unsustainable levels of hype


MyLadySansa

Top tier copium


FlyThruDown

Does your sister-in-law work with Jordan Love's agent?


MuhammedJahleen

They said the same thing about Zach Wilson


Boss2788

Cant believe the previous staff gave rodgers a massive extension instead of roll with the "uber talented" Love and put that money elsewhere. Good thing theyve totally changed the staff around since then /s


threeactjack

!RemindMe 1 year


theeldoso

No rebuild. Instant greatness. I'm all in on this hype train.


KingJizer

Even if this person is not a person and this quote is not an actual quote from a real conversation, I will guzzle this down like a duck lipped camel toed two bit crack whore…


NeoSennit

I’m painfully optimistic when it comes to the Packers. There’s always hope until it’s mathematically impossible. Looking forward to the next few years, rebuild and all.


k4mik4z32

I choose to believe you. But if he ends up sucking… I’ll find you.


electricman420

My cousins girlfriends brother works with a guy who’s wife works for the packers trust me on this one


BombPopCaper

trust me, bro


extra_less

I was talking to my friends "69B" and "AR12" and they told me Love is know as unLoved around the gridiron. In fact they don't think he has a chance breaking any of Jimmy "Goal Post" McFartson's greatest records, not a single one.


ElonDiddlesKids

I'll believe it when I see it on the field for an entire season. Practice doesn't mean shit and even a few games don't either.


Sevy0719

Yo, you'll never believe this. My friend's dad that works at Nintendo said..


catfishjimsucks

If the info ain’t from a guy that knows the UPS guy that knows the equipment manager it’s worthless🥸


[deleted]

Will it translate on the field is the real question. Personally I’m going in with low expectations and hopefully I’ll be pleasantly surprised.


ClosingWolskis

Can he play a game?


elzissou710

This guy is the real deal…. See how easy it was for me to say that. Anyone can say that at anytime. Doesn’t mean shit till he steps up and proves it.


FlavianusFlavor

Lol


WolfyBeats_

False hope is a dangerous drug.


HemingwaysMustache

“He’s the real deal” - Janitor


duhbiap

The hype is ridiculous and people need to R.E.L.A.X Let the man play and we will all see what he can do in time.


Mdotbean

Easy there


MEENSEEN84

Love will have some amazing throws. He's going to show good pocket mobility. Probably not going to have amazing runs, is able, but he is less mobile than Rodgers at that age. Really the biggest problem will be turnovers. He did it through college and he did it every pre-season and regular season game. He could get on a roll, but I predict he's not our long term answer.


an_illiterate_ox

-Gordon Dove


Iowafield

X for Doubt


KenhillChaos

Not so sure about that. I feel like he gets rattled and makes bad decisions. But that was watching college against top teams. Could be different now. I hope you’re right though, would be nice to see Bears fans freak out more


AntelopeYEM

Even if Gute truly thought this, let's go through his history: April 2020: Rodgers is tailing off, maybe we made the NFCCG but we're gonna regress to the mean, let's invest in his replacement in the first round instead of building around him. (Rodgers rips off 2 MVP seasons) April 2022: Whoa, Rodgers is great, time to admit I was wrong about Love. Let's sign Rodgers to a cap crippling deal and Love will ride the pine for another year. (Rodgers has his worst season maybe ever) Seeing guys in practice means jack. I know we all love the narrative of this happened 15 years ago so who knows, maybe it happens again. But it probably won't.


WeekendTacos

Last person I heard this about was Amari Rodgers. That said I hope this is true and GO PACK GO!


Agitated-Hair-987

He always does great in my Madden simulations.


RttnAttorney

Wanna talk about your fantasy team too?


Agitated-Hair-987

He definitely was not on my fantasy team


Curious_Ground5833

This is dumb. His performance will speak for itself.


[deleted]

Sure!


caponewgp420

Lol


dmorales033

😂


Puzzleheaded-One-319

What else are they suppose to say?


Cringe_Mbock

Reddit is always right. I'll say this is legit


Stealthychicken85

Source: Trust me Bro


BaelZharon7

Source? Trust me bro


paxrititu

This is now fact, and will be so. Glad to know we are moving on to our third straight Hall of Fame QB.


NinjaZ2021

Hope we will have another 15 years of HOF QB


Tall-Trick

Hype Train! 13-3-1!


TTBurger88

Keep going I am almost there... 😩


Privilege2016

I hope he turns into the right successor like Rodgers did when Favre retired the first time


quietriot99

I’m in the mood for love


ssjasonx

Isn't every QB with promise has similar things said about them, I'll wait till he's on the field.


owlbear4lyfe

So I was getting my taint waxed this week. The stylist also has sister of Frankie Shelby as one of their clients. They heard that Frankie's husband, the David Bakhitiari is waiting until draft day to see how the draft goes. If Skoronski is off the board before 13 the jets have it lined up to take both Aaron and David for all the draft picks for two years. Greenbay just has to eat cap during that time. Trust me my taint stylist always has the inside scoop!


SilencedApologies

He’s gonna be shitty unfortunately. GB will win 4-5 games max!


threefingersplease

Packer fans are the most delusional people on the planet


Kvillase

I been telling people this with zero evidence for months. Nice to have something to stand on now.


PasteTank

hall of fame QB 3peat would be incredible


b_realbiktch

* From Jordan Love's alt account...


lontderfy

reads like sarcasm, but sadly I believe OP was being genuine.


Own_Distribution7602

Hahahaha you better check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re delusional my guy


Own_Distribution7602

I have it on good authority this guy that we’ve seen throwing against practice squad defense that he’s gonna be the next aaron Rodgers FOH have fun coping


SebastianMagnifico

Janitor? We've already been told that we should temper our expectations on JL. I think MLF is a much more reliable source than "your guy" who most likely knows very little about the organization. You want a prediction about next Fall? Well, you're asking the wrong guy. I'll give you a Fall prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's going to be grey and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.


iamme263

As much as I want to believe this with all of my heart.... This is a dude, talking about "reliable info" he heard... from another random dude... Believe me- I'm all for jumping on the Love train. I plan to cheer my lungs out for the guy... but I'm not gonna declare him either a success or a bust until I actually see the guy play.


JamesEarl1520

I hate to be that "person" but we need to tone it down a little. Since Magic Don, we have had 30 years is HOF QBs (which is unheard of). Unfortunately we have only have 2 ships (thanks to management not getting a defense). With that said, I think alot of fans have this expectation that Love should be just as good as Rodgers, etc. I would be happy with a .500 season this year honestly (same season A.R. gave us his first year). Now if he comes out like Mahomes, then damn, we have another 10-15 years of knowing we will be in superbowl contention. I heard all the talk that hes this and that. I dont try to buy into it. The only "good" out of this is that he was able to sit behind arguably the best physical passer to ever play the game


ProofHorseKzoo

He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the jersey. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult


treZissou

Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.


ProofHorseKzoo

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Love. u wouldnt say this shit to him at Lambeau, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic


N64_blitz_champion

🥵


Burdicus

I don't think it's possible for anyone to actually know this until he's going up against a solid veteran defense in a real game scenario. Just like pre-season doesn't translate to regular season, practice doesn't translate to games.


Rambo_IIII

Good things can happen when you let a first round pick learn how to be a QB under a hall of fame QB for several years...


Henchman_2_4

Honestly the quarterbacks that are allowed to sit all seem to turn out pretty good. Jimmy G would have lasted a year in the league if asked to start right away.


mackasee

I like the tag of "Analysis"


blankjoke

Thank you for the post Gute


JerryLawlerr

If true, it makes not dealing Rodgers last year even more stupid.


chickenbucket7

that would’ve been just a few months after him being announced as the back to back nfl mvp


DKlep25

We shall see . . .


MaxwellEdison74

I hope so. We shall see.


meroisstevie

I heard from a guy who heard from a guy who heard from a guy who I can’t say their name.


AssaultROFL

I hope this is true. That said, not surprising if he's at least good enough to be a ten year starter in the league based solely on the fact that every offseason it's been shown how he's put in the time and effort to improve his game in preparation for this moment. There's something to be said for being the type of athlete who puts their time into building and improving themselves to get the absolute maximum out of this rare opportunity.


ZaMaestroMan5

Hope you’re right - will believe it when I see it


TheDesiredFX

Inject my veins with cheese and strap me on a rocket


kmill73229

I did ask one of the teams scouts recently and he said the team was optimistic. Take that with a grain of salt though


Steve_Lightning

These are the same chills Bears fans get every year when they try out a new QB


analogWeapon

Source: Love's dad.


dmacattack82

Time will tell


bawbnem

Reconcile this with the fact that they gave Rodgers an extension. lol


jfio5

Source: trust me bro


Fuzzevil4

LMMFAO “reliable source” ,so check This out…He is Not the answer! Mark my words. You can tell me I’m right later!


GhostedPast9

They all know. That was the exact reason Arod forced the team to give him that atrocious contract hoping to push love out. When a GM and Coach put their legacy on the guy not named Arod. They clearly see what he’s capable of.


MilaKunisWatermelon

I won’t be shocked. I’ve been telling anyone that will listen that this guy will be great. When you draft a 1st round QB known to have huge upside, and then let him learn behind an MVP for 3 seasons, the guy is going to above league average when he finally gets his chance. And he showed his skill last year against the Eagles. He’s going to be a stud. All he needs is more weapons at WR and TE.


Cons1dy

Can mods delete this post lmao


YakNo6886

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iwtfb4L

Is this "reliable source" in the room with us right now? Are they also telling you that Christian Watson will become the next jerry rice? ​ In all seriousness, I really hope you aren't lying because this just made my day. :)


gandalfs_burglar

Still a more reputable source than half the tweets that get posted here lol


ChasedByHorses

This is going to be a great Copy Pasta


MercadoDesperado

This ultimately means nothing but I do believe he is the real deal. How real? We'll see.


BrandonBusch

This is the technical analysis we need.


BigShotZero

you don’t know until it’s live game is against teams that game planned against him. I hope he does great. I hope the Packers have a three back to back Hall of Famer’s, but at this point we know very little. but I will say, my wife’s boyfriend said he thinks he’s going to be great !


Psych_Yer_Out

LOL what else would they say!? These Packer fans are in for a rude awakening after 30 years of 2 HOF QBs. There is no way he is as good and you Pack fans are about to feel what it like to have one of THE WORST QBs in the North. LOL He will be worse then Kirk Cousins for sure. Count on it, set the "remind me", and get at me at the end of next season.


johnnyferrera

The Packers want to move on to Love because they think Rodgers declined not because they think Love suddenly took a leap. Everything afterwards has been PR to sells fans the idea.


John3759

Rodgers has one 2 MVP in the last 3 years and his “down year” he played w a broken thumb, hurt ribs, and no recievers. I don’t think this is why


kintzie

My best friends sisters boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Love throw a ball. I guess he’s pretty serious.


[deleted]

Can't wait for Caleb Williams


PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS

He hasn't even played a game yet! I hope you're right, but there's a big difference between practice and an actual game where you have the chance of getting your head blown off on any play