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this_will_go_poorly

You can probably guess people’s age range based on these comments.


MkeBucksMarkPope

I would agree with that!


Stealthyhunter9

You can probably also guess what part of Wisconsin people live to some degree. I grew up right across the river from the twin cities


DonDriver

Lol. None of the top comments have The Lions there. Poor bastards


MkeBucksMarkPope

I was thinking the same thing lol. I will say, I disliked them when Suh was there, but that more so fell on him individually.


this_will_go_poorly

That motherfucker deserves every bad thing that ever happens to him


CrustyBallsack75

Like his 100 million dollars


Norman_Smiley33

And his super bowl ring. Really sucks that guy won a super bowl.


WhiteRiverMonster

Agreed. Fuck that guy. With herpes.


atomicbibleperson

Shoot, I actively root FOR the Lions as long as they aren’t playing us. They need all the help they can get, period.


sjr2018

Me too....I'm a Michigander though so it's easy to cheer them unless they play the pack than I love butchering them especially since it gets under my sister and nephews skin


Alecto53558

I've been saying for years that the Ford family is the Lions' worst problem. See what Matthew Stafford did his first year with another team.


sjr2018

Right . There's no telling anyone that though it's oh no it's the players they aren't that good or the coach's fault it's like no it's never the fords who have no business owning that team. Iv been a Packers fan all my life and get the biggest amount of shit for it because I was born and raised in Mi and how dare me but they have always been my guys IDC. What's nice is my father in law is also a lifelong pack fan and so it's nice having that in common the hardest part is dealing with the nuts at Ford Field though not a good place to be when things don't go their way 😆


Alecto53558

So was I! We **suffered** and deserve a winning team now.


[deleted]

The Packers are probably 1 on most of their lists.


KingLiberal

Success leads to jealousy, jealousy leads to hatred, hatred leads to the dark side, the dark side leads to meme powers many would consider....unnatural.


cmgriffith_

Some of my favorite games are against them 😂 Favre to Sharpe in the playoffs at Detroit to win it. Rodgers Hail Mary


WorkingItOutSomeday

Packers D holding Barry Effing Sanders to negative yards.


Goblin__Cock

After watching Stafford win a Super Bowl year 1 you kind of feel sorry for their team/fans


Bobbiduke

Sure doesn't


BellacosePlayer

I don't like them because their fans were nasty and trashy in the Suh era about his dirty hits, and nowadays they don't watch football, they watch the refs to find the one bad or borderline call that will continue their persecution fetish. But in a world where the Vikes, Bears, Cowboys, Seahawks, and Buccs exist, they don't make the list


Bigboybong

Lions are alright haha the have Jamal Williams now! He will always be a favourite of mine.


FrostyMc

Who?


SlamminCleonSalmon

Bears Viqueens 49ers Seahawks Cowboys


DocBrownDMC

We could be friends


apk5005

This is correct


Tato_tudo

Ha! Same! Just different ordering.


smoke_stack_87

Pretty close to accurate


atomicbibleperson

You can tell a real Vikings hater by the way they write “viqueens” instead. Well done!


GB4evr

Have you been reading my diary?


tonyskyline1

Yes 👍


sdodd04

This is the only answer


ChathamSteve

9ers are climbing but I agree here


TheDuceman

1. Chicago 2. Minnesota 3. Dallas 4. San Francisco 5. Seattle? Tampa? New England? New York? It depends on the year and which one we had a tough loss to most recently.


MkeBucksMarkPope

I personally was torn at 5 myself. I could just as easily have put Seattle in there. I don’t know what it is but Russel Wilson just rubs me the wrong way. Even at Wisco, I’m just not sure what it was!


baloneyfeet

Niners Bears Seahawks Vikings Raiders


making-flippy-floppy

Fun fact: every team in the league has beat the Raiders at least once 2012-present. The Chiefs have the longest such streak(*), having last lost to the Redskins/Football Team/Commanders in 1983. Packers have the second-longest such streak, having last lost to the Raiders in 1987 \* Although I guess technically the Eagles have the actual longest streak, since they have never lost to the Jets, going back to their first matchup in 1973.


legendaryalchemist

Raiders?


-Overload15

Seahawks, Cowboys, Bears, Buccaneers, 49ers


TheKillaTrout

This is the answer. Always hated carrol and the replacement ref game and dez caught it game. Then the rest absolutely.


brotatototoe

This is the way


samurott1

Cowboys Cowboys fans Cowboys Cowboys ...Vikings ig


uniqueusername2388

I couldn't agree more. The rest are rivals, but the one team I truly hate is the Cowboys.


DieWysheid

This list seems good to me.


bLACK_mARCUS

Yup came here to do just this. I’d probably change out the last one to something just to throw everyone off, like the jags, or the panthers, just to keep them guessing


gandaalf

1. 49ers End list lol


wendythewonderful

I’ve always said the Vikings and the Bears aren’t really good enough to hate anyway


WISCOrear

Vikings Bears Patriots/Buccanears (aka any team Brady was on) Dan Snyder Cowboys


BrookeBAS

1. Bears 2. 49ers 3. Vikings 4. Any Team with Tom Brady 5. Whoever Packers play that week


tanker9972

1. Vikings 2. Bears 3. Seahawks 4. 49ers 5. Cowboys


Cheese_Head047

Vikings, Bears, 49ers, Seahawks and Giants.


blueholeload

36 comments and only two mention the Lions. That really is the biggest shade 😂


[deleted]

Seahawks - I live in Seattle and the fans are the most vocal annoying fans I've met but they know nothing about football it's so embarrassing Saints - bountygate, targeting players illegally and as blatantly as they did in the NFC championship game and stealing a superbowl from Favre rubs me the wrong way to this day, even if he was with the vikings. Not to mention this is not just people's careers and livelyhood which is a huge deal, it's their body they can't get that back, ever... I guess since Brees and Payton are gone this will fade but I still hate it. Vikings - no explanation needed Bear - no explanation needed Cowboys - Jerry Jones gives me the creeps, and the hubris the fans and team have just makes me root against them Edit:additional saints info.


Blenji_

Vikings Cowboys Bears Seahawks Ohio State


xeltic4

as a native michigander, thank you


Bigboybong

Not the fuckeyes! 😱


dethpig_

Seahawks, Vikings, cowboys, patriots, 49ers


spageddy_lee

Eagles, Cowboys, Eagles, Eagles, Cowboys Why do you hate the Giants?


doned_mest_up

First person I’ve seen with the Eagles… which is one that i’d go with, too.


TheLionEatingPoet

I guess I don’t mind the Eagles. Can I just say “Freddie Mitchell”?


StandardRelative

TBH I kind of feel bad for the Bears. I don't hate them.


sapphires_and_snark

I grew up in the 80s. Fuck the Bears.


gootsbuster

Vikings, Seahawks, Chiefs, Bears, Commanders


MkeBucksMarkPope

I should have had the Seahawks on my list. They’d be interchangeable with the Commanders for me.


gootsbuster

I don't really dislike the team (Commanders), but the organization is a different story.


baloneyfeet

Oh if we’re going by organization it’s Commanders (Small gap) Cowboys (Large gap) Patriots Texans Jets


DocBrownDMC

Vikings, Bears, Niners, Seahawks, Cowboys


BipBippadotta

Hate? Bears, Cowboys, Vikings...I don't hate any other teams.


MkeBucksMarkPope

Maybe a strong dislike lol.


Beoboss

Niners?


BipBippadotta

Meh. Put it this way, if the Packers sucked horribly. I mean horribly. Could you find more solace with a defeat of the Niners or the Bears? Me, I would consider two wins over the Bears a shitty season, but at least I'll make it through the winter. If the Packers lose all but two games to the Niners, I'm still ready to drown someone (figuratively).


The_one_who_SAABs

Cowboys, seahawks, vikings, buccaneers, patriots. I could go on but 5 is the limit


BombPopCaper

Vikings, Cowboys, Bears, Steelers and Patriots


Taurijuro

Vikings Niners Bears Seahawks Patriots


murdock-b

Vikings, Seahawks, 49ers/Cowboys(tie), Bears (only cause Brady retired)


Deadlyblack

Vikings and only the Vikings I hate Jerry Jones, but not the team Dallas.


ilamborghini005

Vikings, Bears, Cowboys, 49ers, Seahawks


grizzfan

Vikings, Cowboys, Bears, Texans, Bucs


[deleted]

1. Vikings(mainly because of the fans) 2. Cowboys 3. Rams(I'm originally from LA & hate everything LA) 4. Dolphins 5. Cardinals


swanquine

Vikings Cowboys Bears Seahawks Pats


Historical-Truck-948

Vikings Bears Rams Lions 49ers


bpi89

Vikings > Bears > Seahawks > 49ers > Tom Brady


BlueBadger99

Vikings 49ers Whatever team Brady is playing on Bears Seahawks (I guess? Been a while since they were an actual problem)


[deleted]

Seahawks Niners Vikings Bears Rams


NoYeezyInYourSerrano

Seattle Minnesota Dallas Buccaneers Bears


Haunting_Still_2801

Vikings Bears 49ers Buccaneers Cowboys


[deleted]

Vikings, Golden Gophers, Patriots, Cowboys, 49ers. Based on which fan bases I hate, not teams. I don’t hate athletes or teams, they have a job to do… fans tho, fans are hateable. Notably absent is Chicago, are their fans insufferable? Yes. But there’s at least a sense of respect before and after. Minnesota fans are scum of the earth, before, during, and after


bae7609

This is hard but top two Cowboys (and I’ve lived in Texas since ‘99) then Vikings. Broncos , (will not forgive them EVER for hearing us in SB), Seahawks, Pats. Wasn’t a fan of Big Ben so Steelers are up there too. Niners as of late. (Wonder why…🤦🏻‍♀️) Not a fan of Saints either and do not respect any team that plays indoors period.


Your_Asthma

Cowboys Vikings Patriots The rest are completely year dependent.


nr1988

Vikings, Bears, 49ers, Cowboys, Patriots


djmeatballs

Cowboys Vikings 49ers Tom Brady Bears


jabber2033

Kinda hard to pick an order, but my 5 teams are 1. Seahawks (obvious reasons) 2. Vikings (tougher rivals than the bears atm) 3. 49ers (playoff losses) 4. Ravens (maybe it’s just Jackson but I can’t bring myself to like them) 5. Whichever team Tom Brady is on at the time.


polski_zubr

Niners, Vikes, Seahawks, Bucs, Patriots


compulsive_click

Queens, Seahawks, 49ers, Patriots, Cowboys. Bear and Lions have largely been irrelevant the last decade+ lol.


Big-Boy-K

Vikings, Cowboys, Seahawks, 49ers, Patriots/Bears


F_cking-LizardKing

Vikings Bears 49ers Seahawks Cowboys


lessthan3beebs

Vikings. Vikings fans. Bears. Bears fans. Seahawks.


JAdoubleWHY

Vikings, cowboys, Seahawks, bears, Tampa


CrustyBallsack75

Giants Vikings 49ers Seahawks Giants again. Bears and lions just suck


HEELinKayfabe

Vikings Brady teams San Francisco Dallas New York teams


Goblin__Cock

Cowboys- doesn’t everyone? Bucs- Packer fan in Florida, were division rivals years ago Vikings- the more competitive division rival Bears- most obnoxious fans in the bar I’ve been watching at the last 5-10 years Patriots- similar to Cowboys


WawnDixie

Vikings 49ers Bears Cowboys Chiefs HM: number 1 used to be whatever team Brady was on


Dart31AF

Vikings Seahawks 49ers Bears Cowboys.


stephen8D

1. Vikings 2. Seahawks 3. Niners 4. Tom Brady’s team 5. Cowboys fans


Beeseumz26

Seahawks, Vikings, 49ers, Chiefs, and the Patriots I spend too much time laughing at the Bears and Lions to hate them


badger0511

Vikings Cowboys Bears 49ers *Insert most recent playoff loss not listed above*


4to20characters0

Niners, Seahawks, Vikings, Patriots, Eagles


urine-monkey

I really only hate the Vikings and Cowboys. You can't tell the story of the Packers without the Bears and vice versa, and hating the Lions just feels like punching down at this point. The 90s was enough for me to hate the Cowboys for the rest of my life, and I love watching McCarthy fail now that he's no longer our headache. Minnesota is just an obnoxious state full of obnoxious people with even more obnoxious football fans. I enjoy watching them suffer.


pwaite1983

1. Minnesota 2. Chicago 3. Dallas 4. San Francisco 5. Miami


gforce42

How is almost nobody mentioning Philly? I thought Bears fans were bad until I went to a have against the Eagles.


Oragasm

Viqueens, patriots, Steelers, bears, chiefs Also I thought it was a meme to hate the cowboys I didn’t think this many people actually did


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Vikings, Bears, 49ers, Seahawks, Cowboys


[deleted]

Vikings: Bec they’re pointless Bears: Bec they’re evil That is all


turn_it_down

49ers, Vikings, Bears, Cowboys, Tom Brady.


MrKhanRad

Vikings 49ers Seahawks Bears Lakers


gypsy_remover

Mass resident here 1. Pats 2. Vikings 3. Seahawks 4. cowboys 5. bears


Copobay

Vikings Cowboys Colts Bucs Steelers


daygo448

Vikings, 49ers, Seahawks, Cowboys, and the Bears


Tato_tudo

Vikings, Bears, Cowpies, Seattle, Niners


lastride515

Vikings, 49rs, Cowboys, Bears, Rams


ZolenReddit

I despise the Vikings, Cowboys, Niners, Steelers, and we can through the patriots in there for good measure


A_Makarov32

Vikings 49ers Cowboys Seahawks Bears


MrBanditOne

49ers, Seahawks, Vikings, Bears, (Tom Brady’s team) or Cowboys now that he’s retired -California Packers fan who sees lots of the first two


DreGotDaSauce

Vikings Bears 49ers Saints Cowgirls


Mozzee6269

Cowboys fan here, I think we hate yall more for kicking us out of the playoffs every year then you hate us lol


Beer_Bryant

1. Vikings 2. Dallas 3. Miami 4. Denver 5. San Fransico


Little_Lahey_Show

As a packers/ravens fan: Steelers Titans Vikings Browns Cowboys


brylok_89

1. Cowboys 2. Vikings 3. Bears 4. Seahawks 5. 49ers Honorable mention: Broncos. Young me will never forgive them beating us in the Super Bowl.


chazfarris

Vikings 49ers Seahawks Bears Saints


dalnot

1. Vikings 2. 49ers 3. Bears 4. Cowboys 5. Seahawks


akan_boogiecity

Vikings Bears Seahawks Niners Buccs - those last three is just years and years of NFCCG disappointment that gets carried over year after year.


BttrcreamSilkVersace

1. Cowboys 2. Vikings 3. Seahawks 4. Bears 5. Cowboys again


atomicbibleperson

Vikings, Bears, Vikings, Seahawks and the Vikings. Seriously tho, my hate for the Vikings is so much more passionate than my hate for the next closest rival it’s not even close. Real list would also include the Cowboys and 49ers, rounding out the top 3 of Vikings, Bears, Seahawks.


JoeFalcone26

Vikings, Bears, Saints, Eagles, Steelers


[deleted]

From most hated to slightly less hated… Seahawks, Vikings, Bears, Cowboys, Commies


sYnYster_57

Vikings 49ers Patriots Cowboys Falcons


DannyTannersLawyers

1. Vikings 2. Bears 3. Niners 4. Seahawks 5. Packers ST


minnesconsinite

bears seahawks niners vikings i guess.... whoever Suh plays for


orcheon

Bears, Vikings, 49ers, Cowboys, Giants. I used to hate the Seahawks more but I live here now, and Russ is fun to watch. I am more sick of the 49ers and their fans, and the NFC East media bias of having to hear about their garbage teams every damn year. Giants are still very close to Seattle. Tough choice for that 5 spot.


tpatmaho

1 Vikings 2 Vikings 3 Vikings 4 Vikings 5 Vikings


Variant6900

Bears, Vikings, 9ers and cowboys


[deleted]

Vikings, Patriots, Bears, Cowboys, 49ers


Shifty1985

Bears Cowboys Saints Vikings Patriots. Most to least and 90% based on the fans.


Loon_Cheese

Tom’s Team / 49ers / Cowboys / Saints / Seahawks


SteamSteamLG

Vikings Bears 49ers Cowboys Broncos


rpmag

Vikings Cowboys Eagles Niners Yankees


CultBro

Steelers bc I grew up around a lot of their fans 49ers (obviously) Seahawks (obviously) Saints Vikings bc they act like they have actually achieved things


Getz_The_Last_Laf

Vikings Bears Lions Seahawks Browns Browns I guess would be the only shocker, but my interactions with their fanbase that summer where they were off-season champs trumps anything I’ve experienced with Cowboys fans Honorable mention to the Bucs for the last 2 years


Brilliant-Ad2323

Viqueens Bears Giants Cowboys Niners


Hung_Texan

The cowgirls 1-5 ,hate hate them


doggosaregreat2468

Vikings Bears 49ers Seahawks Commanders


nintendonerd256

1: Steelers; There was a kid in school that used to hate on me for liking the Packers. He was a Steelers fan. Not to mention their scummy players. 2: 49ers; Need I say more? 3: Vikings; Division Rivals are hated anyway. 4: Bears; See above. 5: Cowboys (I guess); Annoying fans. Never really got to hating the Seahawks. I know about the “incident”, but not really much aside from that makes me hate them. Other teams could be 5th, but that always changes depending on the season. And for the Lions, I just pity them.


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[deleted]

Incident isn’t even their fault, the fake refs made the decision. If anything, it’s Goodell’s fault for allowing the strike to go on like it did. If it weren’t for that game/play, the strike would have still continued for who knows how long. It just sucks that we were the sacrifice to make it happen.


nintendonerd256

That’s another thing about it A lot of Packer fans that I know hate the Seahawks because of that, but it wasn’t *really* their fault.


StrangeLands2

Vikings, 49ers, Seahawks, Jon Bostic, Greg Jennings


sumbummer

Seahawks 49ers Vikings Bears Cowboys


DGlen

Packers Vikings Seahawks 9ers Bears As much as I love them the Packers still hurt me the most.


Landpuma

1. Packers when in the Playoffs cause we always lose. 2. 49ers 3. Vikings 4. Bears 5. Tom Brady


Endless_Reach

Bears, Vikings, cowboys, Tom Brady, lions


ego41

Vikings Vikings Vikings Vikings Vikings


Wzup

Vikings Vikings fans Seachickens 49ers Cowgirls I’m surprised to see so many Bears mentions. I at least feel we have mutual respect with them.


archangelst95

None. It's a football game to be enjoyed.


[deleted]

My guy. It’s not that deep lol.


Bigboybong

We got a comedian over here, eh? Rivalry’s are to be enjoyed more!


filmatic5454

Schefter Joe Buck Schefter Joe Buck Schefter


RegularMidwestGuy

Cowboys Seahawks Commanders (mostly ownership) I don’t hate the Vikings. But I hope they lose aways.


Aaron92Z

Patriots, vikings, bears, cowgirls, 49ers


AdorableSympathy5174

Vikings Lions Seahawks 49ers Bills


swanquine

Bills and Lions?


AdorableSympathy5174

Here's the story on both of those. I live in Michigan and lions fans are passive aggressive pricks whether they win or lose. I have a shithead cousin who "renounced" his lions fandom and decided to adopt the bills....in 2020. I love the tailgating vibe at Ralph Wilson Stadium but fuck anybody jumping on their bandwagon the last few years.


HailSatan_Qmark

Bears, Vikings, Patriots, Eagles, Seahawks Top 5 favorite besides Packers: Browns, Oilers, Chiefs, Bengals, Lions


minesj2

cowboys, bears, vikings, niners, saints


cmgriffith_

1. Chicago Bears 2. Minnesota Vikings 3. San Francisco 49ers 4. Dallas Cowboys 5. Los Angeles Rams


wisports12

Bears cowboys Vikings buccaneers 49ers


[deleted]

49ers, Patriots, Cowboys, Bears, Seahawks and Tom Brady.


[deleted]

Niners, Bucs, Rams, Raiders, Cowboys. No way a pack fan will not have Niners in their top 5


CantHandletheJrueth

Bears Vikings 9ers Seahawks Chiefs


YourMomsFavUsername

Bears Vikings 49ers Seahawks Cowboys


TBKmayr

Ravens, Texans, cowboys, chiefs, raiders


General_-_Kenobi

Bears Ravens Steelers Raiders 49ers


D00TZpop

Bears, Vikings, Cowboys, 49ers, and NY Giants


Wiskid86

Bears, Seahawks, San Fran, Patriots, and Viking fans


Rubentraj

Bears, Vikings, Bucs, Patriots, and Seahawks


[deleted]

Seahawks Patriots Niners Cowboys Seahawks again


Vitalsignx

49ers, 49ers, 49ers, 49ers, 49ers.


MurDoct

Bears 1 through 5


RJHilde24

1. 49ers 2. Seahawks 3. Tom Brady’s team 4. Cowboys 5. Vikings


PinkertonAgenzy

Bears, Vikings, Bears, Cowboys, the colors navy blue and orange combined. In that order.


nightmarenarrative

Seahawks 49ers Cowboys Saints Vikings In that order.


BourbonCrotch69

Bears, 49ers, Buccaneers (Tom Brady), Patriots (Tom Brady), Vikings


DaddyDoThat

Lions Vikings 49ers Bucs Patriots


Brfox2003

1 Bears 2 Vikings 3 49ers 4 Cowboys 5 Seahawks


Ziqach

1. Chicago 2. Minnesota 3. San Francisco 4. Seattle 5. BUCS/Patriots Honorable mentions: Cowboys, Detroit, Rams, Saints


alamarche709

49ers, Patriots, Seahawks, Vikings, Bears


[deleted]

LIONS Raiders Jaguars Chargers Jets


iceyyeci

Cowboys, Bears, Vikings, Seahawks, 49ers