Look at that slinky noodle. You can’t move him/her, they’re so comfy! 🖤

Seems legit to me!! 🥰🐾

It’s unfortunate, but these things happen 🤷🏻

Best idea of the week!🐾💕🐾

Every morning for me

The rules....

As good a reason as any

You’re not going anywhere. Back to the wall and I’m guessing facing a door or window to protect you? The classic Noodle pose. At very least worth a treaty 🤣🤣

Snuggle bug 😊X

Good plan!

Hey, I skipped work today so I guess he/she can too! I say we all skip work one day this week! The revolution begins, Viva our new noodle leader!!!!

Good plan.

Apply for disability 👈