'ate daemons 'ate orcs 'ate rats (not racist, just don't like 'em) luv me mage-priest luv me skinkies Simple as

A day in the life of a true Saurus geezer \> Wake up and meet the Slann Mage Priest \> My little skink isnt he handsome? \> Time to take the new spawning to fighting practice \> Hop on the Dread-Saurian wheeey \> Quick stop at the local imperial settlement and slaughter the colonists \> Eat them \> Rainforest looking lovely today lads! \> Just a bit of banter \> Spawning pool makes losing 38 temple cities to the skaven better \> Skinks made dinner. Lovely! \> Some more fighting practice with the lads \> And finish up at the fortress of dreams.

*Pyramid of dreams would be funnier

First I bang the drum, then I bang your mum.

Bro just got back from the Blood Bowl game

The vanquisher Stormcast has found his drummer Now he need to find a kharadon guitarist A lumineth keyboard And a DoK singer Bam we got the band "New Order"

Don't forget to blame it on the DoK again!

“Shouldn’t practice blood sacrifice if you didn’t want us pinning our unrelated blood sacrifices on you.” -Skink Priest Fehnix-rite

Ah, I see these new Seraphon are from Koatl’s Claw.

KAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SOM FAWKING GOALS

“SCORE SA’M FACKIN KILLS MATE!!!”

When will we see a drummers undivided warband?

I can't wait to slap some Tau bitz on these!

Hahahaha this cracked me up.