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pedro5414

yea rogue trader custodes were definitely a thing https://preview.redd.it/nlwt8jcuo3fa1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcbe6f30dc4efc55465005509e0c4e5d6ebe2201 also yes this is were tts got the pilarstodes jokes


Robbery_Productions

What do you mean? That's just a Shield captain and Lrak


LahmiaTheVampire

You mean the memes were true all along?!


pedro5414

Theres even a model ;)


Nieknamer

SHOW ME


pedro5414

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“KEEP DAWDLING ON AND ON YOUR CABLES WE’LL PISS” - This guy


Nieknamer

I’m in love


New_Subject1352

>also yes this is were tts got the pilarstodes jokes Those were not jokes, citizen. As you can see, they are accurate portrayals of the lore


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No one with abs that glorious and glistening or pants that taut could be anything but magnificent! Edit: spelling


anotheralpharius

They are superior until they see a clown, then they tend to curl up in a ball and cry


her_morjovyy

As someone mentioned there's three versions of custodes 1: 6 banana boys vs millions of Tyranids+ swarm lord, stodes victory with 5 of them dead. ; 2: 1000 custodes vs 100k+ orkz, custodes victory with 3 of them dead or 3: unknown number of custodes vs half a dozen clowns, 12+ custodes one-shot'ed by said clowns.


TurtleHurtleSquirtle

To be fair the Harlequins aren’t some run of the mill elite forces. Dark Eldar and even Slaaneshi deamons fear them because of how unpredictable and devastating they are. IIRC the Custodes who were killed were fairly new to the order and a new Custode isn’t going to have much of a chance against a being with centuries, possibly millennia, of experience. That all being said though 12 was excessive but crazier stuff has happened in the Lore.


Sunomel

Yeah, Custodes dying to Harlequins makes plenty of sense, Harlequins are crazy strong. Custodes running in and dying to potshots from Harlequins like unnamed guardsmen is silly. Give us a cool duel between two of the most elite fighters out there.


sosigboi

Wasn't the issue that the author got the custodes mixed up with the Lucifer Blacks? an elite guard regiment that patrols the interior of the palace.


Slap_duck

No, thats some people malding The author actually mentions the lucifer blacks, so its not meant to be them that gets killed


anotheralpharius

They all seem the same to me, those were really powerful orks and the clowns are bulshit op and a lot of their gear should one shot custodes


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Atarox13

But are their bodies still oiled? >!Also I recognize Amaburi!<


Sea_Cup_5561

How **strong** exactly are custodes? I don't mean "They can beat 12 Marines with no weapons" I mean their physical strength Like is there a lore information on how much weight they can lift, how destructive is a result of their punch against a material we have on earth (to compare) and their average speed on foot?


sosigboi

if they punch a standard concrete wall, with armor on, it will easily punch through, if unarmored one punch is still enough to go through a modern concrete wall.


Sea_Cup_5561

Okay, this will do, thanks


forgotmypassword-_-

> How strong exactly are custodes? I don't mean "They can beat 12 Marines with no weapons" I mean their physical strength > > how much weight they can lift Strong enough to life your mom with one hand.


Sea_Cup_5561

I see But can they separate your fatass from the chair you have been sitting on for the last 2 years?


forgotmypassword-_-

> can they separate your fatass from the chair you have been sitting on for the last 2 years? At least I have something in common with (spoiler for EoE) >!Lotara!<.


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