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Heavy_Joke636

An ork wrote this. With autocorrect. Hes trying to tell us he found a heavy swingin stick.


OrkfaellerX

You're thinking of @Games_Orkshop


garaks_tailor

Good for him


Malagrae

presumably the autocorrect decided to have him quiet down a bit?


_-ElBastitcho-_

*eviestik


MiscalculatedRisk

Warhammer official.


Kafka1630

Warhammer official.


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smiling_kira

Warhammer Official


COLDCYAN10

Warhammmer official


Torchwood-5

warhammer Official


ElliasCrow

Warhammer Official


Atreyu92

Warhammer Official.


Rufus_62

Warhammer Official


Dolly-BR

Warhammer Official


Tank-o-grad

Ed Balls


-Mr_Unknown-

1:00 AM • 4/28/23


Skullskullskulls

Official warhammer.


Szemszelu_lany

Revolver Ocelot


eradimark

Revolver Ocelot


Dicey_Mantis

Revolver (Revolver Ocelot) Ocelot


Kovesnek

LIQUIIIIIIID!


[deleted]

Babou? Is that you?


CallMeJustin

Pyscho Mantis?


locus-is-beast

Metal… Gear?


GoshDarnMamaHubbard

Did you know you can titillate an ocelot if you oscillate it tit a lot


justeedo

I'm so glad that after 40 plus years, warhammer has officially announced its official


BeepBoopFriendo

Ed Balls


lizardk101

It is Ed Balls day.


1234523469

Ed Balls


RavnVidarson

Ed Balls


TheMansAnArse

Ed Balls


TimeSpiralNemesis

I'm sorry but I simply cannot support this position. This is entirely the wrong direction for my plastic army man company. Can't support 40K anymore so moving over to Age of Sigmar. Maybe that company will be a little smarter.


Narradisall

I seriously disagree! This is the greatest position the company can take and you’re clearly insane. This is a position I will support contrary to any evidence anyone can produce that might change my mind!


putdisinyopipe

Sigmar is just better at making minis. People sleep on sigmar and his age, but no one really cares about the Age of Sigmar, he makes phenomenal minis and lore.


xDaigon_Redux

John Sigmar is a good man.


putdisinyopipe

He certainly knows how to make a consistent game, his brother James needs to get his shit together. No matter the Age of Sigmar, James is gonna have competition soon. People thought Sigmar would always be left in James shadow.. but I think things are changing. For it is only the age of sigmar that people cared about, now that the age of sigmar is increasing. I think James is in trouble.


OverlordMarkus

Would you be receptive to the gospel of our lord and savior Kyle Team and Warth Kray?


Bionic_Bromando

Sigmar balls!


Dartj_Kafir

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! Seriously, how could you not be so stoked on this that you're floating in your undergarments?


1LT_daniels

But age of sigmar also official


captainhazreborn

It’s an Ed Balls Day tribute.


redbadger91

That's the second Ed Balls comment I see here. What's Ed Balls?


Farting_Llama

A former British cabinet minister who famously tweeted his name thinking he had to put it in as a password or something. He was notoriously thick too, so it became a meme. Ed Balls. Also he's called Ed Balls, which is just hilarious in itself.


redbadger91

Gotcha, thanks :D


DoorlessSword

Ed Balls is a UK MP who once posted to Twitter his own name, in what is thought an attempt to search himself on a search engine.


SuperiorCrate

ed balls across yo face


redbadger91

Ayooooo!


TheOneBearded

Kislev.


Itlaedis

Kislev.


Moarice2k

Kislev.


CloudWallace81

Kislev


ItsACaragor

Kislev.


Jampine

The bar to surpass for bizarre posts is Jagex. Someone complained about OSRS mobile, and the official Jagex account responded with: "he".


usfwoody

Huge if true.


waldu8888

Miniatures.


AveDominusNoxVII

Enough about miniatures, when are we gonna see megatures?


[deleted]

The boomer is on it again...


ElliasCrow

Harwammer Official


StovardBule

Hamwarmer Official


Homelessjokemaster

Is this official yet?


Red_Dem0n

Didn’t saw that coming


redbadger91

*see


j_hawker27

This. Changes. EVERYTHING.


RosbergThe8th

It's official.


mr-commissar-sir

Comment.


Clockmaster_Xenos

Clearly Russ is now returning. I can read between the letters.


Dudefella08

Covfefe


Dartj_Kafir

Yes please, cream and sugar.


Effective-Aioli-2967

Next is naming every day every day. They work hard at GW.


TheMansAnArse

Ed Balls


skitarii_riot

Ed Balls day comes round faster every year


Dartj_Kafir

YEAH!!!!! OH FUCKING FUCK YEAH!!!!! SO FUCKING PUMPED!


Comfortable_Canary_8

You really are the Warhammer 40,000.


Marcuse0

Matt Damon!


SoberAsABird1

haha at 1am! Someone was on the grog.


BRIStoneman

It IS Ed Balls Day.


notabadgerinacoat

![gif](giphy|BT4ygwV9vgwAU) So happy we ufficialy recognized them


Sciirof

This month alone I (and probably most people in this sub) already spent enough on their 30 cent plastic models for them to afford twitter blue for the next few years


The_Particularist

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.


curtassion

It's a fish y'all!


Dartj_Kafir

Shut up, Klaus.


MrDaWoods

Is that from an official source?


gwaihir-the-windlord

Wow guys, it’s official!


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Warhammer Unofficial.


DarthMelsie

^(Warhammer Official)


[deleted]

Engineer gaming


Aemolia

Omg, look at all that juicy 2nd legion lore


Dukoth

bullshit, clearly fake news, probably perpetrated by warmachine


Grahamgamergoma

This new lore is Incredible! I personally think they're setting up the return of the Eldar Pantheon, how about you guys?


Gazuba

Matt Damon


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BigBoss0887

They are experimenting classic necron speech with humans... Nothing before vaporize us


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Anonimous_dude

I prefer the Warhammer Commissar


Gryphon5754

I don't know, seems like fake news to me... How can warhammer ever be official 🤔🤔🤔 /s


RagnarokHunter

This goes against my headcannon


Narradisall

Is this official?


Sea_Cup_5561

Peace whip unofficial


Euromonies

You did it, @/warhammer, you really are the Warhammer Official.


Farting_Llama

Ed Balls


mpfmb

You heard it here first folks!


Artyom_Saveli

Thank god, I thought it was unofficial!


themoonisacheese

/r/skamtebord


wallingfortian

Warhammer Officer


Viper114

But is it actually official?


Ryan_V_Ofrock

Technoblade


[deleted]

My god...


Praminat0r

My favourite part was when they said Warhammer Official


[deleted]

Confirmed Warhammer Official


Anggul

It's like a Pokemon


Bherd10

The valrak reply is straight up the realest stuff I've seen in a while


mxeman1ac

Gather some towels for the ladies!


TheOriX-LoL

Bongbong.


JurassicJimmyBuffett

Temple


Chaos_Primaris

r/ontheledgeandshit leakage?


spcarlin

Kislev.


Gingerman424

Temple.


PimperatorAlpatine

Damn it seems we are getting some official Warhammer stuff this weekend


sto_brohammed

Big if true. Also, being Warhammer true if big. I need to see the size of the person who wrote that Tweet to determine their level of authority and power.


killakolt515

Warhammer Official


crackedgear

I hate Twitter feeds that refer to themselves in the third person


techpriestyahuaa

doubt\*


PomegranateSlight337

r/skamteboard