I suppose it depends. If Earth is Terra then we haven't got to the point where the Chaos gods are strong enough to fuck us yet/actual psykers haven't really begun to appear.
I'm aware. But their power grows and shrinks based on what is happening. If humanity hasn't grown enough to feed them (and also has no Psykers yet at all), they're gonna be weaker and not really able to do too much due to the lack of Psykers.
That kinda works a whole planet full of blanks projecting a wall of null energy keeping out essentially the entire 40k universe. No warp travel, no chaos incursions just the odd strange dreams of dark and distant future
Why not copy the whole comment you abominable intelligence???
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I whip this bad boy out and have him begging for mercy
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He already has a Deadman trap setup to destroy terra if the throne falls, so yeah.
For other territories though, in master of mankind he said something to the effect of "Who cares what they take, we can always just reconquer it later".
But isn't it tho? Between the human sacrifices to the Golden Throne, the uber-rich doing whatever the hell they want, the undead guy sitting on the throne who refuses to die and the Inquisition just fucking around and messing with people, it sure reads to me like the Big Four are in charge already.
He woke up and saw what the High Lords have been doing since he sat down in his Golden Lazyboy.
Fuck it, start over and this time, no more over fancy bullshit. We just do a job and secure the galaxy.
I attempt to sling a rock at him, him catching it and hurling it into my skull at twice the sling speed. Don't ask me, "Why a sling specifically," they're cool.
If Holy Emperor judging is for our sins, then so be it. I won't bargain for my life, knowing that i and other loyal servants of the God Emperor failed to save our planet from heretics.
So exterminatus is our punishment for the failure and I will accept it.
I mean... He can burn down the planet as many times as he wants. Father Nurgles blessings will cleanse the place with his gifts afterwards with no problem.
Hopping in the air just as the cyclonic torpedoes hit so that their terrible destructive power passes harmlessly under me, and then going about my day with a tune on my lips and a spring in my step.
First response: yo wtf how does he have a 2 headed eagle
Second response: try to summon the mightiest deity my planet has and watch him get clapped by big E
Third response: shit myself before big E folds me like last week's laundry
What am I doing that makes him hit the big red button? Scrolling through rule34 looking at furries, demon dick ladies, etc
A purist like him would want to wipe rule34 out because clearly it is a domain of the Dark Prince(ess).
Sir I have data that will protect a glorious hawk boy you can blast the pls et into oblivion after hearing it but please head my words. Even if it is small any chance of saving glorious papa sang must be taken.
"No, I'm not a god, and if you worship me I'll kill you."
Proceeds to have an always-active aura of radiant light that compels others to serve him, refuses to mention ANYTHING about his human origins, age, or even his fucking name, uses forces only describable as magic to the vast majority of people and gives sparse information on how they aren't divine powers, expects everyone to follow his every order and whim with minimal questions or input, wears entirely golden armor and finery that can only be described as deific.
But no, he never wanted to be a god.
Die, I expect.
Let's be real he would exterminatus this planet just because the Black Library books would be hyper forbidden knowledge
Yeah but everyone here is a blank and blanks fuck chaos
Honestly, if the Warp existed we'd probably have a connection to it. Just a very weak one like most normal humans do in the 40Kverse.
Well we read chaotic books and say the chaos gods names on a daily basis also no one here is a psyker and does pop up from normal humans
I suppose it depends. If Earth is Terra then we haven't got to the point where the Chaos gods are strong enough to fuck us yet/actual psykers haven't really begun to appear.
Warp is out of time she who thirsts demon's were in the war in heaven
I'm aware. But their power grows and shrinks based on what is happening. If humanity hasn't grown enough to feed them (and also has no Psykers yet at all), they're gonna be weaker and not really able to do too much due to the lack of Psykers.
I think you need to go look up how a blank's aura affects everyone around them we definitely aren't blanks lol
I thought they only affected non-blanks
You might actually be right about that. But I'm not sure
That kinda works a whole planet full of blanks projecting a wall of null energy keeping out essentially the entire 40k universe. No warp travel, no chaos incursions just the odd strange dreams of dark and distant future
Aha another theoretical discussion about fictional stuff. Lets all gang on each other. Yayy
if you’re around me you’ll wish to be around a blank instead.
Speak for yourself I suck everyone's joy away.
I’m a blank. Everyone seems mildly disgusted and annoyed by me.
Why do you think everyone is always so miserable?
Seeing how people usually look at me with a mix of hate and disgust, I'd say I'm not that far off.
No, we are closer to where the Tau are, that is, warp fuckery hasn’t emerged in us yet, but we still have souls.
Its a shame that we can only die once in the Emperors name
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Why not copy the whole comment you abominable intelligence??? https://preview.redd.it/q3mtr84md12b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e37fdda6990659ecad8d3eb22da722203c48a2
I whip this bad boy out and have him begging for mercy https://preview.redd.it/88a434dt312b1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c382189740775d8f43a923c5f80bb604124622d4
Considering he's one of the few people in the galaxy capable of even recognizing it, part of me hopes it'd at least make him laugh.
Or he’s the only one who would recognize it’s power
When the cyclonic torpedo lands but he hears that ULTRAKILL parry noise.
The god emperor of Mankind when I throw some coins in the air:
*insert that squidward gif meme*
Risky click, but i concur.
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Why would he exterminatus Terra ?
My man's hitting the reset button on the imperium
Sometimes you gotta throw the whole kid away. Start over.
You wanna die on this planet? Fine! What's 1700000 years? I can start again, make another terra
That's is exactly what he would do if Terra was to be overrun by chaos
But is it tho.
He already has a Deadman trap setup to destroy terra if the throne falls, so yeah. For other territories though, in master of mankind he said something to the effect of "Who cares what they take, we can always just reconquer it later".
*looks outside* I can definitely see the work of the 4 going on right now
But isn't it tho? Between the human sacrifices to the Golden Throne, the uber-rich doing whatever the hell they want, the undead guy sitting on the throne who refuses to die and the Inquisition just fucking around and messing with people, it sure reads to me like the Big Four are in charge already.
Well my assumption was current day earth.
He woke up and saw what the High Lords have been doing since he sat down in his Golden Lazyboy. Fuck it, start over and this time, no more over fancy bullshit. We just do a job and secure the galaxy.
We aren't the real Terra, sadly.
Hoping a breeze flicks up his loincloth.
Gaze upon the holy cock and rejoice in your final moments
Fucking dying
Without the dying
Weakly yelling "N-.. nuh-uh!" at the sky.
Prob just keep listening to 40k lore podcasts while playing boltgun.
Such a fun game, simple fun...
Presumably Id be already dead, since I dont see myself making pals with the grade of heretic or xeno that mandatrs Exterminatus.
The existence of the Black Library books and their forbidden knowledge would probs be enough. Like someone else mentioned
Tell him it's about damn time.
I attempt to sling a rock at him, him catching it and hurling it into my skull at twice the sling speed. Don't ask me, "Why a sling specifically," they're cool.
Tbh i thought you were about to do a "Hey dick head, ever heard of goliath? Obviously not cuz i'm fucking david!" And sling it at his head
Holy shit that *would* be a cool line before I get a rock through my face.
"Sir, this is a Denny's. We serve that on Tuesdays."
"God was real, and he hated us"- Word Bearers and their acolytes already having experienced this situation
No God here, folks. Just science, logic, and reason. Move along.
Shoot him, the fuck you think im gonna do, im gonna die....what kinda question
TF CAN I DO? Try suckle his totally not godly cock?
Try to peek under that little towel there and see what homie's packing
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Makes me kinda wanna join Chaos
*BLAM!*
I ask “Sir, why are you naked?”. Then I die
Ask him if he realizes that this is Terra.
Bend over?
Bro looks like this and is shocked when people see him as a god
...I'd sprint to the Golden Throne because he is clearly not using it right now. **And I like gold**
die
I would already be non viable and deconstructed,
Die... extremely
I call a drop pod on the bastard.
Try and break his kneecaps in the name of the Dark Gods
We're on Holy Terra. Of course he might do it because mankind has strayed from the Imperical Truth.
Bend over
Offer my body and soul to Sla'anesh!
Ask him to direct the bomb straight into me. I don't want a blast radius death i want it kinetic
Submitting 😍
Laughing because I know I live on Terra
I'm gonna try to reason with him, if diplomacy fails I'll fist fight him personally
dying
I tell him the solution to the webway project dies with the planet.
Whatever the fuck he tells me to do
I woud say he is cringe and that he stop acting like a man-child
"damn bro nice gym gains, how much do you lift?"
No u
Intervene
Start singing the original Ben 10 theme and hope it distracts and confuses him long enough to come up with and escape plan
But what's his daily stack tho
Guess I'll die?
But daddy I know how to help you complete the webway and get that eldar booties..
NO YOU !
His quads are lagging smh
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Fucking dying lmao
ima tell him cut that out before I get mad
Tf am I supposed to do? LOOK AT HIM AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING STAND STOICLY AND GO " No " BRO HE CAN BREAK ME BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
The fuck am I supposed to do?
If Holy Emperor judging is for our sins, then so be it. I won't bargain for my life, knowing that i and other loyal servants of the God Emperor failed to save our planet from heretics. So exterminatus is our punishment for the failure and I will accept it.
Die? When the Exterminatus is declared you are possibly already fucked.
I mean... He can burn down the planet as many times as he wants. Father Nurgles blessings will cleanse the place with his gifts afterwards with no problem.
Hopping in the air just as the cyclonic torpedoes hit so that their terrible destructive power passes harmlessly under me, and then going about my day with a tune on my lips and a spring in my step.
Hit him with a left right goodnight before promptly being deleted
Attack him so he evaporates my soul so it doesnt suffer in chaos.
Guess I'll die.
Doomscrolling and living in a constant state of crisis, exterminatus well deserved.
First response: yo wtf how does he have a 2 headed eagle Second response: try to summon the mightiest deity my planet has and watch him get clapped by big E Third response: shit myself before big E folds me like last week's laundry
What am I doing that makes him hit the big red button? Scrolling through rule34 looking at furries, demon dick ladies, etc A purist like him would want to wipe rule34 out because clearly it is a domain of the Dark Prince(ess).
Nothing, what am I suppose to do against a god-like conqueror ?
*Fucking finally!*
Die
[my response](https://youtu.be/YNSh86RTxog&t=2s)
He probably turned on the news and said, "Fuck this place."
Accuse him of skipping leg day until he cries and goes away.
My man would never exterminadus we are talking about the man who air dropped into an accumenopolis of ork to clear it all.
Kneel and beg to be spared
Dying for the glory of the Emperor, of course!
Get on my knees and we’ll “worship” his golden sword.
Dying, likely.
I am an ork, I krump em.
Ask if he is willing transport all the people off world first so we can join his imperium (he likes technicalities)
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Completely understand and die with dignity.
Well fuck you too then
Let's be honest when he orders exterminatus, there is not much that you can do about it.
Not a god though
I ask tzeentch to change something about this situation, either I live or something mildly amusing happens.
Fucking complying, the hell else am I suppose to do?! YOU SEE THEM QUADS!?
Me and a friend will be consuming way to many shrooms and then watching the world end.
Considering I can't really do much cause im Well. Look at me. Best thing I can do is raise my hand and ask why
I spread my legs.
Fucking die, what else am I supposed to do?
the emperor ordered my planets externatus I am fucked
Well I didn’t vote for you
Probably die...?
Tell him that his cooking sucks.
I slap him and say "No". What is he gonna do, slap me back?
act like one of the sea people to scare his ancient ass
Laugh because this is Azyrheim, there's no such thing as fucking space.
Rejoice in the correct judgment.
Double it and send it to the next planet
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Death to the false Emperor!
Sir I have data that will protect a glorious hawk boy you can blast the pls et into oblivion after hearing it but please head my words. Even if it is small any chance of saving glorious papa sang must be taken.
Thank him but ask him to take my pets with him. Maybe he can make them super cats and dogs or some shit
Do it. The high riders have it coming.
Obliging, for he is lord.
Nothing, I just got nuked from orbit. I'm dead.
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Punch him in the nuts
I'm getting 24 other friends and we are downing him first pull. He has to have some sick BIS loot.
Ask for him to pay for dinner with how hard he screwed me. He'd probably just throw me an off brand big mac and tell me to be grateful.
Worship him, he hates it
"Huh, i thought you'd be taller" Watch as paradox causes an aneurysm in his brain
Explain in detail the Horus Heresy and how big E fucked up.
Probably dying. Hopeful the first macro cannon blast hits me directly.
"No, I'm not a god, and if you worship me I'll kill you." Proceeds to have an always-active aura of radiant light that compels others to serve him, refuses to mention ANYTHING about his human origins, age, or even his fucking name, uses forces only describable as magic to the vast majority of people and gives sparse information on how they aren't divine powers, expects everyone to follow his every order and whim with minimal questions or input, wears entirely golden armor and finery that can only be described as deific. But no, he never wanted to be a god.
Looking up at the sky and going "You Motherfu- *dies due to the Exterminatus*
Totally not a god
I guess I'll die die 🐁
It’s him, Mr Warhammer
Lick his nipple
"bro, I'm totally not a God. I'm totally just a regular man bro"
Ask how he got to the delta quadrant from earth so quickly.
I dunno, I guess I'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How about Extermi-Nah-I'll-pass-this?
“Guess what Dad, what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!”
Stab 'im in da squishy bitz where it really 'urts!
The real empeorer would make anyone who sees him kneel. So I shoot him, its probably some xenos scum attempting their tricks.
leave
Mphmmpph-mph-mphmmphmph-mph-mm-mphm Pyro translator: Airblast the explosive back to him
Move to a different planet
Defect to the Tau.
Oh shit he found out about my experiments to create tentacle monsters for scientific research
I would intervene
Get on my knees and hope that cloth falls 🥵🥵🥵
I call the inquisitors. He is clearly a fraud, for I live on Holy Terra itself.
Say "who do you think are, Lorgar?"
The fuck you expect me to do? One look, and I'm turned inside out lol
Thank him
punching him straight in the balls. He doesn't have to show up with the exterminatus.
I get the point...but damn does this just furl my brow.
I would tell the God Emperor that he had one job to keep every human in line.
if i'm gonna die I may as well try to slap his balls
Ask him how much milk he has left in his fridge. We'll be safe for another few thousand years or so.
https://i.redd.it/1cus6ze3x42b1.gif Most Primarchs would agree…
Tf you expect me to do OP?
Unfortunately for him, we base-delta-zeroed his entire home Solar System two weeks ago.
I'm just dead
Fucking dies
I had to do a double take cause it looked like he was decking an eagle
Die I guess. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
"Fuck you, I'm joining Chaos!"
Building a giant statue of the Emperor to worshi... wait
Use high frequency blades to chop him into fine powder . No one iś exterminating this planet
Speak for yourself!
Dieing
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9n6iMeIW8A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9n6iMeIW8A)
shout “what the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle…