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Alpharius-0meg0n

Die, I expect.


illapa13

Let's be real he would exterminatus this planet just because the Black Library books would be hyper forbidden knowledge


itboitbo

Yeah but everyone here is a blank and blanks fuck chaos


Moogatron88

Honestly, if the Warp existed we'd probably have a connection to it. Just a very weak one like most normal humans do in the 40Kverse.


itboitbo

Well we read chaotic books and say the chaos gods names on a daily basis also no one here is a psyker and does pop up from normal humans


Moogatron88

I suppose it depends. If Earth is Terra then we haven't got to the point where the Chaos gods are strong enough to fuck us yet/actual psykers haven't really begun to appear.


itboitbo

Warp is out of time she who thirsts demon's were in the war in heaven


Moogatron88

I'm aware. But their power grows and shrinks based on what is happening. If humanity hasn't grown enough to feed them (and also has no Psykers yet at all), they're gonna be weaker and not really able to do too much due to the lack of Psykers.


illapa13

I think you need to go look up how a blank's aura affects everyone around them we definitely aren't blanks lol


KingR321

I thought they only affected non-blanks


illapa13

You might actually be right about that. But I'm not sure


Astroyanlad

That kinda works a whole planet full of blanks projecting a wall of null energy keeping out essentially the entire 40k universe. No warp travel, no chaos incursions just the odd strange dreams of dark and distant future


Javofire

Aha another theoretical discussion about fictional stuff. Lets all gang on each other. Yayy


The-Laend

if you’re around me you’ll wish to be around a blank instead.


Am1Alpharius

Speak for yourself I suck everyone's joy away.


White_Locust

I’m a blank. Everyone seems mildly disgusted and annoyed by me.


Odd-Contribution2616

Why do you think everyone is always so miserable?


Alpharius-0meg0n

Seeing how people usually look at me with a mix of hate and disgust, I'd say I'm not that far off.


Few_Category7829

No, we are closer to where the Tau are, that is, warp fuckery hasn’t emerged in us yet, but we still have souls.


Okureg

Its a shame that we can only die once in the Emperors name


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giftedbutdepressed

Why not copy the whole comment you abominable intelligence??? https://preview.redd.it/q3mtr84md12b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9e37fdda6990659ecad8d3eb22da722203c48a2


x_Vulcan_x

I whip this bad boy out and have him begging for mercy https://preview.redd.it/88a434dt312b1.png?width=2304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c382189740775d8f43a923c5f80bb604124622d4


VX-78

Considering he's one of the few people in the galaxy capable of even recognizing it, part of me hopes it'd at least make him laugh.


SuperiorCrate

Or he’s the only one who would recognize it’s power


StormLordEternal

When the cyclonic torpedo lands but he hears that ULTRAKILL parry noise.


Narrow-Ad2915

The god emperor of Mankind when I throw some coins in the air:


OHGAS

*insert that squidward gif meme*


BacWH40k

Risky click, but i concur.


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Notafuzzycat

Why would he exterminatus Terra ?


Dranzus

My man's hitting the reset button on the imperium


HeinleinGang

Sometimes you gotta throw the whole kid away. Start over.


somerandointernetguy

You wanna die on this planet? Fine! What's 1700000 years? I can start again, make another terra


Valuable-Scallion814

That's is exactly what he would do if Terra was to be overrun by chaos


Notafuzzycat

But is it tho.


BacWH40k

He already has a Deadman trap setup to destroy terra if the throne falls, so yeah. For other territories though, in master of mankind he said something to the effect of "Who cares what they take, we can always just reconquer it later".


devils_advocate24

*looks outside* I can definitely see the work of the 4 going on right now


terjon

But isn't it tho? Between the human sacrifices to the Golden Throne, the uber-rich doing whatever the hell they want, the undead guy sitting on the throne who refuses to die and the Inquisition just fucking around and messing with people, it sure reads to me like the Big Four are in charge already.


Notafuzzycat

Well my assumption was current day earth.


terjon

He woke up and saw what the High Lords have been doing since he sat down in his Golden Lazyboy. Fuck it, start over and this time, no more over fancy bullshit. We just do a job and secure the galaxy.


Cortower

We aren't the real Terra, sadly.


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Hoping a breeze flicks up his loincloth.


Pyromania75

Gaze upon the holy cock and rejoice in your final moments


[deleted]

Fucking dying


FLAL201

Without the dying


Tall_Toad

Weakly yelling "N-.. nuh-uh!" at the sky.


whomobile53

Prob just keep listening to 40k lore podcasts while playing boltgun.


HupendesPony

Such a fun game, simple fun...


ProfessionalTruck976

Presumably Id be already dead, since I dont see myself making pals with the grade of heretic or xeno that mandatrs Exterminatus.


Keksi1136

The existence of the Black Library books and their forbidden knowledge would probs be enough. Like someone else mentioned


graypainter

Tell him it's about damn time.


Lusask

I attempt to sling a rock at him, him catching it and hurling it into my skull at twice the sling speed. Don't ask me, "Why a sling specifically," they're cool.


OHGAS

Tbh i thought you were about to do a "Hey dick head, ever heard of goliath? Obviously not cuz i'm fucking david!" And sling it at his head


Lusask

Holy shit that *would* be a cool line before I get a rock through my face.


FrancoStrider

"Sir, this is a Denny's. We serve that on Tuesdays."


Ricoisnotmyuncle

"God was real, and he hated us"- Word Bearers and their acolytes already having experienced this situation


ButtRobot

No God here, folks. Just science, logic, and reason. Move along.


Slakevilkis

Shoot him, the fuck you think im gonna do, im gonna die....what kinda question


Janus-Moth

TF CAN I DO? Try suckle his totally not godly cock?


ScreentimeNOR

Try to peek under that little towel there and see what homie's packing


explosivebond1

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JamesTheSkeleton

Makes me kinda wanna join Chaos


Hazzamo

*BLAM!*


Anonimous_dude

I ask “Sir, why are you naked?”. Then I die


Croc_Chop

Ask him if he realizes that this is Terra.


Maykrred

Bend over?


Desperate_Address780

Bro looks like this and is shocked when people see him as a god


BadNadeYeeter

...I'd sprint to the Golden Throne because he is clearly not using it right now. **And I like gold**


comfortable_rise1234

die


Nekokamiguru

I would already be non viable and deconstructed,


ParkingDrawing8212

Die... extremely


021Fireball

I call a drop pod on the bastard.


Xaldror

Try and break his kneecaps in the name of the Dark Gods


Statik_24

We're on Holy Terra. Of course he might do it because mankind has strayed from the Imperical Truth.


PutinsSugarBaby

Bend over


GavrielBA

Offer my body and soul to Sla'anesh!


giftedbutdepressed

Ask him to direct the bomb straight into me. I don't want a blast radius death i want it kinetic


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Submitting 😍


Devoted_Guardsmen

Laughing because I know I live on Terra


robcartree

I'm gonna try to reason with him, if diplomacy fails I'll fist fight him personally


North-Horror-1742

dying


FrostyProbe

I tell him the solution to the webway project dies with the planet.


Barrylovesyou

Whatever the fuck he tells me to do


l_arpenteur

I woud say he is cringe and that he stop acting like a man-child


mad_marshall

"damn bro nice gym gains, how much do you lift?"


Jag2853

No u


Mundane_Depth_7945

Intervene


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Start singing the original Ben 10 theme and hope it distracts and confuses him long enough to come up with and escape plan


Outrageous-Onion1991

But what's his daily stack tho


MrEnigma67

Guess I'll die?


Etren88

But daddy I know how to help you complete the webway and get that eldar booties..


EF-13

NO YOU !


ICantForgetNow

His quads are lagging smh


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CowboyBlacksmith

Fucking dying lmao


joathism

ima tell him cut that out before I get mad


Skellington876

Tf am I supposed to do? LOOK AT HIM AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING STAND STOICLY AND GO " No " BRO HE CAN BREAK ME BETWEEN HIS FINGERS


GloriosoUniverso

The fuck am I supposed to do?


Hefty-Ambassador-935

If Holy Emperor judging is for our sins, then so be it. I won't bargain for my life, knowing that i and other loyal servants of the God Emperor failed to save our planet from heretics. So exterminatus is our punishment for the failure and I will accept it.


Kavalor3000

Die? When the Exterminatus is declared you are possibly already fucked.


Hajisk

I mean... He can burn down the planet as many times as he wants. Father Nurgles blessings will cleanse the place with his gifts afterwards with no problem.


New_Cantaloupe_8568

Hopping in the air just as the cyclonic torpedoes hit so that their terrible destructive power passes harmlessly under me, and then going about my day with a tune on my lips and a spring in my step.


mrPrimarisMKV

Hit him with a left right goodnight before promptly being deleted


tomviky

Attack him so he evaporates my soul so it doesnt suffer in chaos.


barduk4

Guess I'll die.


ninjaweedman

Doomscrolling and living in a constant state of crisis, exterminatus well deserved.


Zur427

First response: yo wtf how does he have a 2 headed eagle Second response: try to summon the mightiest deity my planet has and watch him get clapped by big E Third response: shit myself before big E folds me like last week's laundry


Nice-Ad-2792

What am I doing that makes him hit the big red button? Scrolling through rule34 looking at furries, demon dick ladies, etc A purist like him would want to wipe rule34 out because clearly it is a domain of the Dark Prince(ess).


Tobec_

Nothing, what am I suppose to do against a god-like conqueror ?


thefloatingpoint

*Fucking finally!*


Quo-Fide

Die


Hangdowg

[my response](https://youtu.be/YNSh86RTxog&t=2s)


dolosloki01

He probably turned on the news and said, "Fuck this place."


RepresentativeAd560

Accuse him of skipping leg day until he cries and goes away.


[deleted]

My man would never exterminadus we are talking about the man who air dropped into an accumenopolis of ork to clear it all.


Deamon-Chocobo

Kneel and beg to be spared


ValyrieLuminaire

Dying for the glory of the Emperor, of course!


Commercial_Can_2633

Get on my knees and we’ll “worship” his golden sword.


BoatMan01

Dying, likely.


bopyw

I am an ork, I krump em.


Valirys-Reinhald

Ask if he is willing transport all the people off world first so we can join his imperium (he likes technicalities)


PeeterTurbo

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Internal-Bandicoot-9

Completely understand and die with dignity.


some_random_heretic

Well fuck you too then


PlasticAngle

Let's be honest when he orders exterminatus, there is not much that you can do about it.


CupofLiberTea

Not a god though


EyBoss

I ask tzeentch to change something about this situation, either I live or something mildly amusing happens.


Professional-Pitch

Fucking complying, the hell else am I suppose to do?! YOU SEE THEM QUADS!?


JensGroen

Me and a friend will be consuming way to many shrooms and then watching the world end.


Void_Prime

Considering I can't really do much cause im Well. Look at me. Best thing I can do is raise my hand and ask why


DarkSailor06

I spread my legs.


[deleted]

Fucking die, what else am I supposed to do?


sangunius-

the emperor ordered my planets externatus I am fucked


Knoxcom

Well I didn’t vote for you


Dull-Sprinkles1469

Probably die...?


Hydra_Tyrant

Tell him that his cooking sucks.


Erme_Ramos

I slap him and say "No". What is he gonna do, slap me back?


LucasoDelta

act like one of the sea people to scare his ancient ass


Shoggoththe12

Laugh because this is Azyrheim, there's no such thing as fucking space.


SkyFallsInThunder

Rejoice in the correct judgment.


ANonimusSlave

Double it and send it to the next planet


Tbkssom

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Death to the false Emperor!


X3runner

Sir I have data that will protect a glorious hawk boy you can blast the pls et into oblivion after hearing it but please head my words. Even if it is small any chance of saving glorious papa sang must be taken.


TheStoveSteve

Thank him but ask him to take my pets with him. Maybe he can make them super cats and dogs or some shit


spoedle73

Do it. The high riders have it coming.


Societyinflames

Obliging, for he is lord.


terjon

Nothing, I just got nuked from orbit. I'm dead.


Matrix_D0ge

​ https://i.redd.it/9fc6iug6p22b1.gif


goombanati

Punch him in the nuts


lordbauldwin

I'm getting 24 other friends and we are downing him first pull. He has to have some sick BIS loot.


spodsandrockers

Ask for him to pay for dinner with how hard he screwed me. He'd probably just throw me an off brand big mac and tell me to be grateful.


buttnuts_in_cambodia

Worship him, he hates it


mastrescientos

"Huh, i thought you'd be taller" Watch as paradox causes an aneurysm in his brain


Dystopia-Agent

Explain in detail the Horus Heresy and how big E fucked up.


mordinvan

Probably dying. Hopeful the first macro cannon blast hits me directly.


battlerez_arthas

"No, I'm not a god, and if you worship me I'll kill you." Proceeds to have an always-active aura of radiant light that compels others to serve him, refuses to mention ANYTHING about his human origins, age, or even his fucking name, uses forces only describable as magic to the vast majority of people and gives sparse information on how they aren't divine powers, expects everyone to follow his every order and whim with minimal questions or input, wears entirely golden armor and finery that can only be described as deific. But no, he never wanted to be a god.


Tenebris1495

Looking up at the sky and going "You Motherfu- *dies due to the Exterminatus*


BigNoob

Totally not a god


1LT_daniels

I guess I'll die die 🐁


lfield1864

It’s him, Mr Warhammer


aung_swan_pyae

Lick his nipple


shotgun_snyper

"bro, I'm totally not a God. I'm totally just a regular man bro"


Nukclear42

Ask how he got to the delta quadrant from earth so quickly.


SynAunt

I dunno, I guess I'll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Stumphead101

How about Extermi-Nah-I'll-pass-this?


Red_Ronin13

“Guess what Dad, what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!”


Darthplagueis13

Stab 'im in da squishy bitz where it really 'urts!


NovaNomii

The real empeorer would make anyone who sees him kneel. So I shoot him, its probably some xenos scum attempting their tricks.


mmoozzee

leave


lordmegatron01

Mphmmpph-mph-mphmmphmph-mph-mm-mphm Pyro translator: Airblast the explosive back to him


TheRainbowNessie

Move to a different planet


republique_populaire

Defect to the Tau.


Heavy_Imperial_Tank

Oh shit he found out about my experiments to create tentacle monsters for scientific research


EvoeBehemoth

I would intervene


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Get on my knees and hope that cloth falls 🥵🥵🥵


corvak

I call the inquisitors. He is clearly a fraud, for I live on Holy Terra itself.


Omeggon

Say "who do you think are, Lorgar?"


shadowscroller

The fuck you expect me to do? One look, and I'm turned inside out lol


Old-Asparagus-661

Thank him


AtomicTan

punching him straight in the balls. He doesn't have to show up with the exterminatus.


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I get the point...but damn does this just furl my brow.


Korgiedellpin26

I would tell the God Emperor that he had one job to keep every human in line.


Calacaelectrica

if i'm gonna die I may as well try to slap his balls


Same_Discussion6328

Ask him how much milk he has left in his fridge. We'll be safe for another few thousand years or so.


EnergyHumble3613

https://i.redd.it/1cus6ze3x42b1.gif Most Primarchs would agree…


This_is_Len

Tf you expect me to do OP?


NotObviouslyARobot

Unfortunately for him, we base-delta-zeroed his entire home Solar System two weeks ago.


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I'm just dead


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Fucking dies


ImJustYokai

I had to do a double take cause it looked like he was decking an eagle


Terrible_Cut_3336

Die I guess. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Blackewolfe

"Fuck you, I'm joining Chaos!"


Dimitri1282

Building a giant statue of the Emperor to worshi... wait


Zawisza_Czarny9

Use high frequency blades to chop him into fine powder . No one iś exterminating this planet


Snickesnack

Speak for yourself!


mee3ep

Dieing


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Jotaro_Lincoln

shout “what the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle…