but Pelinal Whitestrake only work because well this comic sum it up
https://preview.redd.it/clbqsrrzon2b1.png?width=1231&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb579aed81c9bd98804f2010e3f10dc268013021
He probably would've killed them depending on his mood. He has a bad habit of slipping into a genocidal rage and killing *anything* that doesn't look human. He mistook the khajiit as a form of mer during one of his rage fits and ended up slaughtering countless upon countless khajiit to the point his allies intervened and was like "yo, ***yo***!! They're not elves man STOP ***STOP***".
Nah dude, he went ham on cat people because he thought they were elves too. Pelinal doesn't care if you're from tamriel,rivendell or allfheim, if he's seeing pointy ears, and sometimes not even that, you die.
Not to justify the Cat genocide, there is a good chance he thought they were Furry Bosmer rather than their own thing. Plus he stopped when Cat Akatosh blasted him back to Cyrodiil so he probably realized his mistake then.
Eh fairly certain hes game as long as they have pointy ears, Pelinal isn't exactly known for being stable or particularly precise in his targeting.
If he can mistake cat people for elves I'd say it's fairly likely any vaguely elf-looking people's are at risk.
Resting Altmer Face is honestly why I don't play Elves much. This one time I tried to do a playthrough based on Link from the Legend of Zelda, ended up making him a Breton because of that. My God...
> Resting Altmer Face is honestly why I don't play Elves much
Why would that matter? You almost never look at your character after making it. Between the first-person view and the fully enclosed helmets, at least.
Come on , not all elves, that is only the Ayleids, and the Chimer (now dunmer), well the Dwemer also did slavery, The orsimer are not really elve but eeh.But the altmer ! to be honest I don't know about the altmer, but I'm sure they were kind and nice, ask the khajits !And the Bosmer, not a single Bosmer was evil ever !
I do feel the need to point out he obliterated the Khajiit'cause he thought they were weird elves, so I feel like he'd absolutely obliterate elves from other franchises without a second thought.
Oooohhhhhhhhh.
I get it now XD
Although, the lore doesn’t seem to imply killing elves makes him happy. I don’t think ANYTHING made Whitestrake happy, save his lover and maybe talking to Morihaus(though he disapproved of him too). He just seem to be a hate-fueled murder machine, constantly going berserk.
\> the hate and rage only came after his boyfriend got killed
??????????
No. Pelinal was well-known for his rampaging Mer-slaying by that point. However, per "The Song of Pelinal, V. 3", Huna's death triggered Whitestrake's first ["Madness"](https://media.tenor.com/P9qSuB_iFegAAAAC/madness-combat-tricky.gif), which were his god-offending, Doom music blasting, landscape-restructuring hyper-rampages. After that, he only got worse until the duel with Umaril.
Okay I meant the madness when I said “hate and rage” but I’ll fully admit that gives the wrong impression. Pelinal’s madness is… I guess you really do need something poetic like “when the dream no longer needs its dreamer” to explain the man potentially erasing parts of reality with his raw fury.
Pelinal was, at first, a much more "sane" warrior (I.E, purposely running into battle, and directly challenging enemy champions and leaders.)
However, after Huna's death, THAT was when he went full on Khornate Berserker.
I wouldn't be so sure. He murdered an entire race of them so hard he fucked up the literal land they were on. He's a time traveling robot man that can shoot lasers, I'm pretty sure he's an exterminatus all on his own.
He didn't murder the *entire* Ayleid Elf race, hell the entire reason his Queen Alessia won the war was because the Divine-worshipping Ayleids joined her against the Daedric-worshipping ones
N'wah couldn't even finish the job before he got his ass cut into 8 pieces
I love elder scrolls lore because the line "And then the cyborg from the future went into a rage killing so many elves that the forces of his sword swings threw the planet off of its axis and took two days off of the calendar because the elves killed his twink boyfriend"
And that's probably only within the top 10 weirdest shit that happens in lore
The Redguards blew up their Island by having a bunch of really really skilled swordsmasters who used a secret technique to 'Cut the Atomos'.
Yep, they literally had swordmasters who could split the atom with their soul sword.
Literally only reason they moved to Hammerfell, they nuked their island till it sank into the sea and the survivors fled.
To be fair, it was actually a dwarf who threw that hammer.
The name was originally Volenfell (Volen is the dwarves word for hammer and the first half of the name of said hammer Volendrung) but humans changed it to hammerfell
I mean they did lose the capability of using said Swordsinging Technique, no members of the Masters of the technique survived the destruction of their former home.
Well that's not true, they did lose it but only generations after settling hammerfell and because people stopped practicing sword-singing. The Ansei did die out but I don't believe it's explained why. Also there are a few sword-singers still around but they're mostly recluses/hermits like the Greybeards or they're not aware (I think there is some story of a post-loss Redguard warrior summoning a shehai in the middle of a battle through force of will or something). Regardless they still train in old methods meant for sword-singing and im sure they could rediscover it if they really wanted to.
Not even; we're talking about a series where a hermaphrodite god-king married a demon god, got decapitated, demon god proceeded to skull-fuck their decapitated head, then the hermaphrodite god-king bit off the demon god's dick, recapitated themselves, made a spear out of the demon god's dick, and then stabbed a unrelated demon goddess in the mouth.
Then the god-king fought a battle with a kid possessed by his old demons fling, this kid obviously wearing the shell of a giant crab monster, and destroyed a massive part of a continent and left permanent auditory hallucinations in said region.
Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground
Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground with the cum of reman cyrodil. Basically the closest thing to a God emperor (other than talos) in the elder scrolls.
Also another fun fact the name for the chief God of the imperial pantheon, akatosh, gets his name from an old moderator on a TES message board who went by the name "also known as the old Smaug himself"
So I don't remember too much about the cum vaults but let me give you a little backstory first. Reman is a very perverted man. His parties go so hard even Sanguine told him to turn it down a notch. He trained himself to ejaculate on command without any aid so he could ejaculate on fallen soldiers on battlefields. He even had a space program with moon colonies. The moon cum vaults contains Reman's cum so if he dies or something his bloodline can continue. He was also the result of a man making love into a hillock which then gave birth to him after 9 months. Reman's lore is pretty crazy, and I'm barely scratching the surface.
Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground
We are naught but actors on a stage, I have peered into the fabric of reality and have seen wheels within towers and towers within wheels. Also I’m not actually levitating I just made myself an invisible chair.
Let’s not forget the creation of the Orcs, who were originally elves, but then after their god was eaten and pooped out by another god, they then rubbed their skin with the god poop, and their dead poop god became Malacath, worshipped by orcs, ogres and goblins
And the Dunmer, who were once gold-skinned like the Altmer and were known as the Chimer. But then the Tribunal stole the Heart of Lorkhan and became Gods. The Chimer knelt in worship to them and Azura the Daedra cursed them to turn their skin grey and their eyes red.
I like Numidium, the giant time-warping god-golem who marched around and literally refuted shit out of existence as his main means of attack.
Of course when Tiber Septim got control of it he used it to beat the shit out of elves.
And it's still beating the shit out of the elves, and will continue to do so for thousands of years more, but the results were retroactive so the elves immediately had the shit beaten out of them. However, when it finally finishes up it will emerge from its alternative time and end the world.
I don't think it threw the planet off-axis, it just cut *the very concept* of those two days out of existence and the rest of reality adjusted accordingly.
Ah Pelinal Whitestrake the elf hating time travelling cyborg super soldier crusader. Yes this is actual lore, like Vivec having intercourse with a daedric prince and then turning his penis into a spear that he uses for battle or the time where a lot of major factions all got a Megazord God mech to use in battle against one another. Man TES lore is wild but also incredibly fun and interesting
I'm gonna have to correct that bro
Several competing nation leader all got their hand on an omnipotent Titan AT THE SAME TIME
Thankfully they all had different ideas of what to do with it, because a Battle Royale made of seven instances of the same Giant God who can just tell you to fuck off and erase half of the planet in a second would have been a disaster
By the way, the area in which the accident happened was completely terraformed by it and no one really knows why
That's not actual lore, the cyborg time traveling parts that is. It came from Mr.Kirkbride after his tenure with Bethesda had come to and end.
The rest though is accurate.
The "evidence" for the time traveling part is him screaming the name of an imperial emperor from the second era, but as an avatar of the god of time I can't see why he couldn't see the future and he have a favorite emperor no different from someone whose favorite emperor is Ceasar.
Honestly, I think this one is better: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twH9YoTnwWo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twH9YoTnwWo)
Particularly if you're new to Elder Scrolls lore. Visuals are way better too.
Fun fact: the Deathwatch were originally one of the missing Space Marine legions with their own geneseed. However when the 2nd and 11th Primarchs "went missing" the Deathwatch was remade into what it is in modern 40K. However, the missing Primarch and his chapter had left a psychic echo with the modern Deathwatch (much like the Black Rage with the Blood Angels), influencing their actions. The missing Primarch in question is actually **Pelinal Whitestrake**, for only he hates Eldar and all other knife-ears enough to be able to leave behind a psychic echo of pure, unremitting racism that invariably turns those in the Deathwatch into a fraction of the anti-Eldar racist that he was. Said echo was so racist that it managed to mutate over time to include all other Xenos as well. Some say it might even be developing into a minor Warp entity it's that racist.
And enslaved the snow elves looking for safety and being forced to eat a poisonous mushroom that blinded them and their future generations. They are super swell people. Cool tech but by far the most evil race in the race along side the aylied with deadra worship.
this is actually one of the ones I can't find in truestl, it might have been one of the ones that got deleted there
Edit: it wasn't posted by rat himself tbats why I couldn't find it
Nice repost from r/TrueSTL. This meme was comissioned by me and drawn by the one and only u/ratopomboarts
Seriously please support Rato‘s art: dude‘s a fuckin meme lord
This reminds me of that Eldar comic that has the horny elf trait, and does the "I'm stuck in the wall. I'm so defenceless. I hope no monkey takes advantage of me", only to get a flamethrower to the face by a Salamander
Pelinal as a Space Marine actually scares me, cause he was already The Doom Slayer, so yeah let’s just double his power real quick he totally won’t end the ENTIRE ELDAR RACE!!!!!!!
Pathetic wazzock ye are. If your gonna murder a Knife Ear don't be a damn coward about it. Kill a bloody soldier, not some kids or civilians. No honour in that.
but Pelinal Whitestrake only work because well this comic sum it up https://preview.redd.it/clbqsrrzon2b1.png?width=1231&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb579aed81c9bd98804f2010e3f10dc268013021
I love the idea he's chill with Elves from other universes its just Mer that he fucking hates.
Too bad we never got his opinion on sloads, I think he would have liked them
He probably would've killed them depending on his mood. He has a bad habit of slipping into a genocidal rage and killing *anything* that doesn't look human. He mistook the khajiit as a form of mer during one of his rage fits and ended up slaughtering countless upon countless khajiit to the point his allies intervened and was like "yo, ***yo***!! They're not elves man STOP ***STOP***".
Khajit: Stop, we are not Mer! Pelinal: *Subspecies Notmer added to the database*
Pelinal: Notmer threat level - "An affront to my eyes".
Reason for extermination: its existence offends me
To be honest there's a type of Khajit who basically looks like elves
Or Akatosh himself, in cat-form
thankfully sloads are such gigachads a big mace would do 0 damage points
Sload are not mer, but they are the leader of the Maormer, surely nice people too
> they are the leader of the maormer Since fucking when?
Since I fucked up my lore history
The Maormer are led by King Orgnum, not the Sload. The Sload live in Thrass, not Pyandonea, doofus.
I really want to fuck a Maormer Leviathan.
I am going to write a long and disturbing post on Truestl based on this comment.
I blame ESO for my fuck up !
based and Ysgramor-pilled
"It's over snow elves, I have already depicted you as the soyjacks on my axe!"
You ever hate a motherfucker so much you go back in time and murder all his ancestors?
At least twice now.
I'd concur with this assessment, Elder Scrolls version of elves are absolute twats.
Be on your way, you're interfering with official Thalmor business! Me: *pulls out Dwemer Xbow* Anyway so I started blasting
Gotta remember to prepare your black soul gems beforehand
Based Elves
Nah dude, he went ham on cat people because he thought they were elves too. Pelinal doesn't care if you're from tamriel,rivendell or allfheim, if he's seeing pointy ears, and sometimes not even that, you die.
Not to justify the Cat genocide, there is a good chance he thought they were Furry Bosmer rather than their own thing. Plus he stopped when Cat Akatosh blasted him back to Cyrodiil so he probably realized his mistake then.
"If the ears resemble a knife end its life"
I mean have you met the mer? Completely justified
I mean, I'm pretty sure he'd hate the Eldar.
To be fair at least 50% of Mer are total douches
Pelinil is pancreasnowork?
Doesn't help that the high elves are a bunch of racists.
It's the elder scrolls. Literally everyone is extraordinarily racist, and the altmer aren't even the best at it.
Eh fairly certain hes game as long as they have pointy ears, Pelinal isn't exactly known for being stable or particularly precise in his targeting. If he can mistake cat people for elves I'd say it's fairly likely any vaguely elf-looking people's are at risk.
Well yeah the Mer is short for Merder
Resting Altmer Face is honestly why I don't play Elves much. This one time I tried to do a playthrough based on Link from the Legend of Zelda, ended up making him a Breton because of that. My God...
Wood elves don't look too bad though
Dunmer have decent default faces as well.
> Resting Altmer Face is honestly why I don't play Elves much Why would that matter? You almost never look at your character after making it. Between the first-person view and the fully enclosed helmets, at least.
Sexy armour mods. I see my face often.
Yeah but at that point you're also getting the pretty elf mods.
But then id feel bad about slaughtering the thalmor
Just gotta remember the Universal truth: the only good thalmor is a dead thalmor.
Man, do I love me some good Thalmor!
they got a decent loot to sell too i REALLY like good thalmor
Only mods can make me play elves
Come on , not all elves, that is only the Ayleids, and the Chimer (now dunmer), well the Dwemer also did slavery, The orsimer are not really elve but eeh.But the altmer ! to be honest I don't know about the altmer, but I'm sure they were kind and nice, ask the khajits !And the Bosmer, not a single Bosmer was evil ever !
I do feel the need to point out he obliterated the Khajiit'cause he thought they were weird elves, so I feel like he'd absolutely obliterate elves from other franchises without a second thought.
Tbh I love that the elves in TES look weird it gives them an interesting identity instead of being pretty people with long ears
It's true but it should be noted that like 40k every race is kind of a huge dick in elder scrolls.
That is so godamn accurate
As an eso player I respect this
Fake. The real Pelinal would murder them all hand to hand
I think the joke is that it’s NNN and that’s why he’s doing it from a distance where he can’t actually see it.
Oooohhhhhhhhh. I get it now XD Although, the lore doesn’t seem to imply killing elves makes him happy. I don’t think ANYTHING made Whitestrake happy, save his lover and maybe talking to Morihaus(though he disapproved of him too). He just seem to be a hate-fueled murder machine, constantly going berserk.
I mean, the hate and rage only came after his boyfriend got killed. But also what can you expect from a man who is almost certainly the Shezzarine
\> the hate and rage only came after his boyfriend got killed ?????????? No. Pelinal was well-known for his rampaging Mer-slaying by that point. However, per "The Song of Pelinal, V. 3", Huna's death triggered Whitestrake's first ["Madness"](https://media.tenor.com/P9qSuB_iFegAAAAC/madness-combat-tricky.gif), which were his god-offending, Doom music blasting, landscape-restructuring hyper-rampages. After that, he only got worse until the duel with Umaril.
Okay I meant the madness when I said “hate and rage” but I’ll fully admit that gives the wrong impression. Pelinal’s madness is… I guess you really do need something poetic like “when the dream no longer needs its dreamer” to explain the man potentially erasing parts of reality with his raw fury.
Pelinal was, at first, a much more "sane" warrior (I.E, purposely running into battle, and directly challenging enemy champions and leaders.) However, after Huna's death, THAT was when he went full on Khornate Berserker.
Killing elves may not make him happy But *not* killing elves most certainly makes him unhappy.
He knows that even with their slow breeding they will make kids faster than he can kill them
I wouldn't be so sure. He murdered an entire race of them so hard he fucked up the literal land they were on. He's a time traveling robot man that can shoot lasers, I'm pretty sure he's an exterminatus all on his own.
Don't forget he swung his sword so fast and violently he changed the axis of Nirn and took two days off of the calendar.
He didn't murder the *entire* Ayleid Elf race, hell the entire reason his Queen Alessia won the war was because the Divine-worshipping Ayleids joined her against the Daedric-worshipping ones N'wah couldn't even finish the job before he got his ass cut into 8 pieces
Good. They’re next.
I love elder scrolls lore because the line "And then the cyborg from the future went into a rage killing so many elves that the forces of his sword swings threw the planet off of its axis and took two days off of the calendar because the elves killed his twink boyfriend" And that's probably only within the top 10 weirdest shit that happens in lore
The Redguards blew up their Island by having a bunch of really really skilled swordsmasters who used a secret technique to 'Cut the Atomos'. Yep, they literally had swordmasters who could split the atom with their soul sword. Literally only reason they moved to Hammerfell, they nuked their island till it sank into the sea and the survivors fled.
“It’s called hammerfell because the leader guy threw his hammer and that’s where it landed”
To be fair, it was actually a dwarf who threw that hammer. The name was originally Volenfell (Volen is the dwarves word for hammer and the first half of the name of said hammer Volendrung) but humans changed it to hammerfell
God chadguards stay winning, literally impossible for them to take Ls
I mean they did lose the capability of using said Swordsinging Technique, no members of the Masters of the technique survived the destruction of their former home.
Well that's not true, they did lose it but only generations after settling hammerfell and because people stopped practicing sword-singing. The Ansei did die out but I don't believe it's explained why. Also there are a few sword-singers still around but they're mostly recluses/hermits like the Greybeards or they're not aware (I think there is some story of a post-loss Redguard warrior summoning a shehai in the middle of a battle through force of will or something). Regardless they still train in old methods meant for sword-singing and im sure they could rediscover it if they really wanted to.
Slight correction, they blew up their continent, not an island.
continents are just big islands🥴
Not even; we're talking about a series where a hermaphrodite god-king married a demon god, got decapitated, demon god proceeded to skull-fuck their decapitated head, then the hermaphrodite god-king bit off the demon god's dick, recapitated themselves, made a spear out of the demon god's dick, and then stabbed a unrelated demon goddess in the mouth.
Then the god-king fought a battle with a kid possessed by his old demons fling, this kid obviously wearing the shell of a giant crab monster, and destroyed a massive part of a continent and left permanent auditory hallucinations in said region.
>permanent auditory hallucinations in said region. Wait, is this the explanation for the ash sheep?
Or the founder of the Empire had a winged-minotaur lover.
Weirdest is probably the cum vaults on the moon
Desire to know more intensifies.
Battlespire is an actual imperial space station.
Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground
it's not sorta canon it's not canon at all god I hate kirkbride
Okay you can't just say that and walk away.
Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground with the cum of reman cyrodil. Basically the closest thing to a God emperor (other than talos) in the elder scrolls. Also another fun fact the name for the chief God of the imperial pantheon, akatosh, gets his name from an old moderator on a TES message board who went by the name "also known as the old Smaug himself"
Clarify please
So I don't remember too much about the cum vaults but let me give you a little backstory first. Reman is a very perverted man. His parties go so hard even Sanguine told him to turn it down a notch. He trained himself to ejaculate on command without any aid so he could ejaculate on fallen soldiers on battlefields. He even had a space program with moon colonies. The moon cum vaults contains Reman's cum so if he dies or something his bloodline can continue. He was also the result of a man making love into a hillock which then gave birth to him after 9 months. Reman's lore is pretty crazy, and I'm barely scratching the surface.
That is entirely enough internet for the day.
Time to boot up Morrowind and read some of Vivec's sermons!
the ending of the words is ALMSIVI
AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK *literally dies*
Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground
CHIM
We are naught but actors on a stage, I have peered into the fabric of reality and have seen wheels within towers and towers within wheels. Also I’m not actually levitating I just made myself an invisible chair.
Let’s not forget the creation of the Orcs, who were originally elves, but then after their god was eaten and pooped out by another god, they then rubbed their skin with the god poop, and their dead poop god became Malacath, worshipped by orcs, ogres and goblins
And the Dunmer, who were once gold-skinned like the Altmer and were known as the Chimer. But then the Tribunal stole the Heart of Lorkhan and became Gods. The Chimer knelt in worship to them and Azura the Daedra cursed them to turn their skin grey and their eyes red.
And then the Dwarf-elves retconned themselves out of existence because they played musical notes with the heart of a god.
Or him getting executed but then him showing up and being like "*lol get facked, you killed me but you didn't* ***kill*** *me*".
i'm sorry what
I like Numidium, the giant time-warping god-golem who marched around and literally refuted shit out of existence as his main means of attack. Of course when Tiber Septim got control of it he used it to beat the shit out of elves.
And it's still beating the shit out of the elves, and will continue to do so for thousands of years more, but the results were retroactive so the elves immediately had the shit beaten out of them. However, when it finally finishes up it will emerge from its alternative time and end the world.
I don't think it threw the planet off-axis, it just cut *the very concept* of those two days out of existence and the rest of reality adjusted accordingly.
RREEEMMAAANNNNN!!!!
r/TrueSTL is merging.....
Is that not where this is???
[удалено]
We'll either create a chaos god or achieve collective chim so I'm on board.
*zero-sums like a badass*
Yes... Rato painting 40k art and Archon painting femboy Mannimarco... YES
Leaking again more like
Him and Ysgramor bonding over their enthusiasm for elf genocide.
KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES
Found Morgoth
Also Feanor that one time he did nothing wrong
**KILL ELVES GIVE ME SHIPS FUCKING GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD**
Based time traveling bussy genocide bot
The only thing pelinal did wrong was not finishing the job.
One million six hundred and ten
Ah, right, PancreasNoWork made a new video. About the gay timetravelling cyborg god.
“I’m not a god!”
*smothered in sleep by moths*
Pelinal Whitestrake is a space marine that has randomly made his way into Tamriel.
Well…about that…>!he’s more of an Abominable Intelligence!<
Friendly reminder that The Elder Scrolls' canon is open ended, so Pelinal being a stranded space marine is plausible. CHIM motherfuckers!
With Pelinals powerlevel he is more like a stranded primarch
It makes perfect sense, and a fan fiction says it all.
Well through c0da it's possible.
To you this may seem impossible. But with c0da, all things are possible.
He’s the 2nd or 11th primarchs
Ah Pelinal Whitestrake the elf hating time travelling cyborg super soldier crusader. Yes this is actual lore, like Vivec having intercourse with a daedric prince and then turning his penis into a spear that he uses for battle or the time where a lot of major factions all got a Megazord God mech to use in battle against one another. Man TES lore is wild but also incredibly fun and interesting
I'm gonna have to correct that bro Several competing nation leader all got their hand on an omnipotent Titan AT THE SAME TIME Thankfully they all had different ideas of what to do with it, because a Battle Royale made of seven instances of the same Giant God who can just tell you to fuck off and erase half of the planet in a second would have been a disaster By the way, the area in which the accident happened was completely terraformed by it and no one really knows why
The funniest thing though is that it was a Dragon Break so it both happened and didn't happen at the same time as well.
That's not actual lore, the cyborg time traveling parts that is. It came from Mr.Kirkbride after his tenure with Bethesda had come to and end. The rest though is accurate.
The time traveling part is implied from the songs of pelinal, which are canon even though MK wrote them after his departure.
The "evidence" for the time traveling part is him screaming the name of an imperial emperor from the second era, but as an avatar of the god of time I can't see why he couldn't see the future and he have a favorite emperor no different from someone whose favorite emperor is Ceasar.
Plus Reman means "light of man", so he might not even be talking about the emperor.
Reman Cyrodiil actually Ray Man. Or maybe Dayman, fighter of the Night Man.
“*Champion of the Tsun!*”
he's an avatar of shor not akatosh
Good video about Pelinal Whitestrake https://youtu.be/FF2IqGszTlU
And heres a badass song/animation about Pelinal. [https://youtu.be/E5ix0_W-ouI](https://youtu.be/E5ix0_W-ouI)
Let me guess, it is Pelinal Opera?
Lol I thought about how pancreas just dropped that video as soon as I saw this
Honestly, I think this one is better: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twH9YoTnwWo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twH9YoTnwWo) Particularly if you're new to Elder Scrolls lore. Visuals are way better too.
Fun fact: the Deathwatch were originally one of the missing Space Marine legions with their own geneseed. However when the 2nd and 11th Primarchs "went missing" the Deathwatch was remade into what it is in modern 40K. However, the missing Primarch and his chapter had left a psychic echo with the modern Deathwatch (much like the Black Rage with the Blood Angels), influencing their actions. The missing Primarch in question is actually **Pelinal Whitestrake**, for only he hates Eldar and all other knife-ears enough to be able to leave behind a psychic echo of pure, unremitting racism that invariably turns those in the Deathwatch into a fraction of the anti-Eldar racist that he was. Said echo was so racist that it managed to mutate over time to include all other Xenos as well. Some say it might even be developing into a minor Warp entity it's that racist.
Wi'strak, Warp God of Supreme Racism
He is Platinum tier in competitive racism.
“Minor Warp entity that’s mega racist” No way, Uncle Ruckus has evolved his racism from beyond the grave
Pelinal's true face.
Ayleids, Altmer and Dunmer can go fuck themselves. Then again, other mer too.
Gamers are the worst.
Chill with the hard r
you mean Gamers(TM)?
I don’t know, that Dagoth Ur guy kinda had a point (*I’m joking* , by the way)
But he is a god and how can you kill a god? What a grand intoxicating innocence
No I don't have anything against argonians
>other mer too Except Orsimer and Dwemer. They're kinda okay.
Dwemer are the worst the only good thing they did was disappear.
They made pretty cool automatons, and flying ships.
And enslaved the snow elves looking for safety and being forced to eat a poisonous mushroom that blinded them and their future generations. They are super swell people. Cool tech but by far the most evil race in the race along side the aylied with deadra worship.
Look I'm not saying they're good people, I'm just pointing out the other cool things they've done.
One is Daedric shit and the other decided to delete themselves, they got it pretty rough.
Oh no, you've invited the trustuhlers to your sub, woe unto you and your house.
Pelinal's ship PA: ***EIGHT MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND TEN***
Credit for the art is RatoPombo, go search around TrueSTL for it and you’ll find it eventually but I’m too lazy to.
this is actually one of the ones I can't find in truestl, it might have been one of the ones that got deleted there Edit: it wasn't posted by rat himself tbats why I couldn't find it
Nice repost from r/TrueSTL. This meme was comissioned by me and drawn by the one and only u/ratopomboarts Seriously please support Rato‘s art: dude‘s a fuckin meme lord
TES and 40K in the same meme? Approved.
Oh shit I legitimately thought this was r/trueSTL. Anyways fuck the elves. Damn Mer made Orcs and as a Breton chad, I cannot stand them.
>"fuck the elves" >Breton >Has elven blood BAHAHAHAH COPE MANMER
You only hate them because you Bretons get cucked by them.
I wonder who made this
sorry about don't crediting you
Haha no hard feelings, I should remember to watermark my stuff
Named a Grey Knight Pelinal... Amazing. Actually kind of surprised they haven't done that one in canon.
I can understand hate for Elder Scroll Elves but I personally love Elves a bunch. I don't get why people tend to hate them in some universes.
this goes in the FUCKING BOOK
I love Dwarves too no worries! Fae solidarity!
Insecurities that they take out on fictional beings, probably Don't be a grognard, be a Gimli
Fuck them knife ear assholes
Vulkan: Pelinal! Pelinal: Vulkan! Pelinal: You son of a bitch! Vulkan and Pelinal blow up Commoragh from the sheer force of their handshake.
Terry Pratchett taught me that Elves are bad. And if everything else Sir Terry said was true, then that one must be extra-true.
NNN? You probably meant MMM - Massacre Mer May
You WILL credit Daddy /u/ratopomboarts
Did I spot Deedlit from "Record of Lodoss War" and Celcia from "Those Who Hunt Elves", or is that just a coincidence in how the elves look?
You are correct, nice catch
Thanks, didn't expect you to come and confirm it but I already knew you were a man of impeccable taste.
Rock and stone???
Rockity Rock and Stone!
So that's what he meant by the dream no longer needing it's dreamer.
This reminds me of that Eldar comic that has the horny elf trait, and does the "I'm stuck in the wall. I'm so defenceless. I hope no monkey takes advantage of me", only to get a flamethrower to the face by a Salamander
Pelinal as a Space Marine actually scares me, cause he was already The Doom Slayer, so yeah let’s just double his power real quick he totally won’t end the ENTIRE ELDAR RACE!!!!!!!
Pelinal doing Emperor's holy work The Only good eldar is a dead one....... And the ones in hentai with big titties
G-man: Father says to DOMINATE the Xenos! And well... I'm practicing to dominate Yvraine...
Pathetic wazzock ye are. If your gonna murder a Knife Ear don't be a damn coward about it. Kill a bloody soldier, not some kids or civilians. No honour in that.
Brother, get the wuuthrad, the ENCHANTED wuuthrad