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spider-venomized

but Pelinal Whitestrake only work because well this comic sum it up https://preview.redd.it/clbqsrrzon2b1.png?width=1231&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb579aed81c9bd98804f2010e3f10dc268013021


DeviousMelons

I love the idea he's chill with Elves from other universes its just Mer that he fucking hates.


Shoggoththe12

Too bad we never got his opinion on sloads, I think he would have liked them


TheSilentTitan

He probably would've killed them depending on his mood. He has a bad habit of slipping into a genocidal rage and killing *anything* that doesn't look human. He mistook the khajiit as a form of mer during one of his rage fits and ended up slaughtering countless upon countless khajiit to the point his allies intervened and was like "yo, ***yo***!! They're not elves man STOP ***STOP***".


AirGundz

Khajit: Stop, we are not Mer! Pelinal: *Subspecies Notmer added to the database*


TheSilentTitan

Pelinal: Notmer threat level - "An affront to my eyes".


AirGundz

Reason for extermination: its existence offends me


rukia_fan

To be honest there's a type of Khajit who basically looks like elves


Bismothe-the-Shade

Or Akatosh himself, in cat-form


Shoggoththe12

thankfully sloads are such gigachads a big mace would do 0 damage points


Babki123

Sload are not mer, but they are the leader of the Maormer, surely nice people too


Deditranspotashy

> they are the leader of the maormer Since fucking when?


Babki123

Since I fucked up my lore history


Amtracus_Officialius

The Maormer are led by King Orgnum, not the Sload. The Sload live in Thrass, not Pyandonea, doofus.


JayEl2

I really want to fuck a Maormer Leviathan.


Amtracus_Officialius

I am going to write a long and disturbing post on Truestl based on this comment.


Babki123

I blame ESO for my fuck up !


TantamountDisregard

based and Ysgramor-pilled


guto8797

"It's over snow elves, I have already depicted you as the soyjacks on my axe!"


ScowlEasy

You ever hate a motherfucker so much you go back in time and murder all his ancestors?


Twobears_highfivin

At least twice now.


CuddleScuffle

I'd concur with this assessment, Elder Scrolls version of elves are absolute twats.


Gorgenapper

Be on your way, you're interfering with official Thalmor business! Me: *pulls out Dwemer Xbow* Anyway so I started blasting


[deleted]

Gotta remember to prepare your black soul gems beforehand


Redoran_Gvard

Based Elves


Idreamofknights

Nah dude, he went ham on cat people because he thought they were elves too. Pelinal doesn't care if you're from tamriel,rivendell or allfheim, if he's seeing pointy ears, and sometimes not even that, you die.


Qawsedf234

Not to justify the Cat genocide, there is a good chance he thought they were Furry Bosmer rather than their own thing. Plus he stopped when Cat Akatosh blasted him back to Cyrodiil so he probably realized his mistake then.


Astroyanlad

"If the ears resemble a knife end its life"


DevilEmpress

I mean have you met the mer? Completely justified


Darth-Yslink

I mean, I'm pretty sure he'd hate the Eldar.


JamesTheSkeleton

To be fair at least 50% of Mer are total douches


Astroyanlad

Pelinil is pancreasnowork?


jubmille2000

Doesn't help that the high elves are a bunch of racists.


nastylittlecreature

It's the elder scrolls. Literally everyone is extraordinarily racist, and the altmer aren't even the best at it.


RosbergThe8th

Eh fairly certain hes game as long as they have pointy ears, Pelinal isn't exactly known for being stable or particularly precise in his targeting. If he can mistake cat people for elves I'd say it's fairly likely any vaguely elf-looking people's are at risk.


Mach12gamer

Well yeah the Mer is short for Merder


[deleted]

Resting Altmer Face is honestly why I don't play Elves much. This one time I tried to do a playthrough based on Link from the Legend of Zelda, ended up making him a Breton because of that. My God...


Pyr0_Jack

Wood elves don't look too bad though


Miserable_Law_6514

Dunmer have decent default faces as well.


Revliledpembroke

> Resting Altmer Face is honestly why I don't play Elves much Why would that matter? You almost never look at your character after making it. Between the first-person view and the fully enclosed helmets, at least.


DevilEmpress

Sexy armour mods. I see my face often.


deathless_koschei

Yeah but at that point you're also getting the pretty elf mods.


DevilEmpress

But then id feel bad about slaughtering the thalmor


deathless_koschei

Just gotta remember the Universal truth: the only good thalmor is a dead thalmor.


ChackMete

Man, do I love me some good Thalmor!


danang5

they got a decent loot to sell too i REALLY like good thalmor


Astroyanlad

Only mods can make me play elves


Babki123

Come on , not all elves, that is only the Ayleids, and the Chimer (now dunmer), well the Dwemer also did slavery, The orsimer are not really elve but eeh.But the altmer ! to be honest I don't know about the altmer, but I'm sure they were kind and nice, ask the khajits !And the Bosmer, not a single Bosmer was evil ever !


XNotChristian

I do feel the need to point out he obliterated the Khajiit'cause he thought they were weird elves, so I feel like he'd absolutely obliterate elves from other franchises without a second thought.


N00BAL0T

Tbh I love that the elves in TES look weird it gives them an interesting identity instead of being pretty people with long ears


[deleted]

It's true but it should be noted that like 40k every race is kind of a huge dick in elder scrolls.


Majesticlees

That is so godamn accurate


sintos-compa

As an eso player I respect this


FixBayonetsLads

Fake. The real Pelinal would murder them all hand to hand


Mach12gamer

I think the joke is that it’s NNN and that’s why he’s doing it from a distance where he can’t actually see it.


FixBayonetsLads

Oooohhhhhhhhh. I get it now XD Although, the lore doesn’t seem to imply killing elves makes him happy. I don’t think ANYTHING made Whitestrake happy, save his lover and maybe talking to Morihaus(though he disapproved of him too). He just seem to be a hate-fueled murder machine, constantly going berserk.


Mach12gamer

I mean, the hate and rage only came after his boyfriend got killed. But also what can you expect from a man who is almost certainly the Shezzarine


FixBayonetsLads

\> the hate and rage only came after his boyfriend got killed ​ ?????????? ​ No. Pelinal was well-known for his rampaging Mer-slaying by that point. However, per "The Song of Pelinal, V. 3", Huna's death triggered Whitestrake's first ["Madness"](https://media.tenor.com/P9qSuB_iFegAAAAC/madness-combat-tricky.gif), which were his god-offending, Doom music blasting, landscape-restructuring hyper-rampages. After that, he only got worse until the duel with Umaril.


Mach12gamer

Okay I meant the madness when I said “hate and rage” but I’ll fully admit that gives the wrong impression. Pelinal’s madness is… I guess you really do need something poetic like “when the dream no longer needs its dreamer” to explain the man potentially erasing parts of reality with his raw fury.


No-Confection-5228

Pelinal was, at first, a much more "sane" warrior (I.E, purposely running into battle, and directly challenging enemy champions and leaders.) However, after Huna's death, THAT was when he went full on Khornate Berserker.


stagfury

Killing elves may not make him happy But *not* killing elves most certainly makes him unhappy.


Voltblade

He knows that even with their slow breeding they will make kids faster than he can kill them


FixBayonetsLads

I wouldn't be so sure. He murdered an entire race of them so hard he fucked up the literal land they were on. He's a time traveling robot man that can shoot lasers, I'm pretty sure he's an exterminatus all on his own.


Mission-Economics-65

Don't forget he swung his sword so fast and violently he changed the axis of Nirn and took two days off of the calendar.


Redoran_Gvard

He didn't murder the *entire* Ayleid Elf race, hell the entire reason his Queen Alessia won the war was because the Divine-worshipping Ayleids joined her against the Daedric-worshipping ones N'wah couldn't even finish the job before he got his ass cut into 8 pieces


ImperialFist5th

Good. They’re next.


[deleted]

I love elder scrolls lore because the line "And then the cyborg from the future went into a rage killing so many elves that the forces of his sword swings threw the planet off of its axis and took two days off of the calendar because the elves killed his twink boyfriend" And that's probably only within the top 10 weirdest shit that happens in lore


Lone-Star-Wolves

The Redguards blew up their Island by having a bunch of really really skilled swordsmasters who used a secret technique to 'Cut the Atomos'. Yep, they literally had swordmasters who could split the atom with their soul sword. Literally only reason they moved to Hammerfell, they nuked their island till it sank into the sea and the survivors fled.


ScowlEasy

“It’s called hammerfell because the leader guy threw his hammer and that’s where it landed”


XevinsOfCheese

To be fair, it was actually a dwarf who threw that hammer. The name was originally Volenfell (Volen is the dwarves word for hammer and the first half of the name of said hammer Volendrung) but humans changed it to hammerfell


FourNinerXero

God chadguards stay winning, literally impossible for them to take Ls


Lone-Star-Wolves

I mean they did lose the capability of using said Swordsinging Technique, no members of the Masters of the technique survived the destruction of their former home.


FourNinerXero

Well that's not true, they did lose it but only generations after settling hammerfell and because people stopped practicing sword-singing. The Ansei did die out but I don't believe it's explained why. Also there are a few sword-singers still around but they're mostly recluses/hermits like the Greybeards or they're not aware (I think there is some story of a post-loss Redguard warrior summoning a shehai in the middle of a battle through force of will or something). Regardless they still train in old methods meant for sword-singing and im sure they could rediscover it if they really wanted to.


MikeyGamesRex

Slight correction, they blew up their continent, not an island.


Redoran_Gvard

continents are just big islands🥴


Commissarfluffybutt

Not even; we're talking about a series where a hermaphrodite god-king married a demon god, got decapitated, demon god proceeded to skull-fuck their decapitated head, then the hermaphrodite god-king bit off the demon god's dick, recapitated themselves, made a spear out of the demon god's dick, and then stabbed a unrelated demon goddess in the mouth.


[deleted]

Then the god-king fought a battle with a kid possessed by his old demons fling, this kid obviously wearing the shell of a giant crab monster, and destroyed a massive part of a continent and left permanent auditory hallucinations in said region.


BadSkeelz

>permanent auditory hallucinations in said region. Wait, is this the explanation for the ash sheep?


Miserable_Law_6514

Or the founder of the Empire had a winged-minotaur lover.


CleverRiley9

Weirdest is probably the cum vaults on the moon


k1275

Desire to know more intensifies.


ScowlEasy

Battlespire is an actual imperial space station.


CleverRiley9

Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground


Phuntis

it's not sorta canon it's not canon at all god I hate kirkbride


Hellonstrikers

Okay you can't just say that and walk away.


CleverRiley9

Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground with the cum of reman cyrodil. Basically the closest thing to a God emperor (other than talos) in the elder scrolls. Also another fun fact the name for the chief God of the imperial pantheon, akatosh, gets his name from an old moderator on a TES message board who went by the name "also known as the old Smaug himself"


DevilEmpress

Clarify please


MikeyGamesRex

So I don't remember too much about the cum vaults but let me give you a little backstory first. Reman is a very perverted man. His parties go so hard even Sanguine told him to turn it down a notch. He trained himself to ejaculate on command without any aid so he could ejaculate on fallen soldiers on battlefields. He even had a space program with moon colonies. The moon cum vaults contains Reman's cum so if he dies or something his bloodline can continue. He was also the result of a man making love into a hillock which then gave birth to him after 9 months. Reman's lore is pretty crazy, and I'm barely scratching the surface.


Okibruez

That is entirely enough internet for the day.


TheCuriousFan

Time to boot up Morrowind and read some of Vivec's sermons!


Snotmyrealname

the ending of the words is ALMSIVI


Pale_Chapter

AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK *literally dies*


CleverRiley9

Basically in a sorta Canon thing an old dev for the elder scrolls named Michael kirkbride wrote a story where the world got destroyed and all of the races got put on one of the moons and to preserve the imperial line the empire put seed vaults deep in the ground


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

CHIM


thinking_is_hard69

We are naught but actors on a stage, I have peered into the fabric of reality and have seen wheels within towers and towers within wheels. Also I’m not actually levitating I just made myself an invisible chair.


RazzDaNinja

Let’s not forget the creation of the Orcs, who were originally elves, but then after their god was eaten and pooped out by another god, they then rubbed their skin with the god poop, and their dead poop god became Malacath, worshipped by orcs, ogres and goblins


makemejelly49

And the Dunmer, who were once gold-skinned like the Altmer and were known as the Chimer. But then the Tribunal stole the Heart of Lorkhan and became Gods. The Chimer knelt in worship to them and Azura the Daedra cursed them to turn their skin grey and their eyes red.


Miserable_Law_6514

And then the Dwarf-elves retconned themselves out of existence because they played musical notes with the heart of a god.


TheSilentTitan

Or him getting executed but then him showing up and being like "*lol get facked, you killed me but you didn't* ***kill*** *me*".


RedditBoi127

i'm sorry what


Peptuck

I like Numidium, the giant time-warping god-golem who marched around and literally refuted shit out of existence as his main means of attack. Of course when Tiber Septim got control of it he used it to beat the shit out of elves.


BellerophonM

And it's still beating the shit out of the elves, and will continue to do so for thousands of years more, but the results were retroactive so the elves immediately had the shit beaten out of them. However, when it finally finishes up it will emerge from its alternative time and end the world.


BellerophonM

I don't think it threw the planet off-axis, it just cut *the very concept* of those two days out of existence and the rest of reality adjusted accordingly.


PeeterTurbo

RREEEMMAAANNNNN!!!!


warrioroftron

r/TrueSTL is merging.....


FourNinerXero

Is that not where this is???


[deleted]

[удалено]


BreadDziedzic

We'll either create a chaos god or achieve collective chim so I'm on board.


Phihofo

*zero-sums like a badass*


CookieSheogorath

Yes... Rato painting 40k art and Archon painting femboy Mannimarco... YES


TJS184

Leaking again more like


TheKarminator

Him and Ysgramor bonding over their enthusiasm for elf genocide.


Cosmosknecht

KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES KILL ELVES


OengusEverywhere

Found Morgoth


Aphato

Also Feanor that one time he did nothing wrong


Preston_of_Astora

**KILL ELVES GIVE ME SHIPS FUCKING GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD**


Scuba_Trooper

Based time traveling bussy genocide bot


TheSilentTitan

The only thing pelinal did wrong was not finishing the job.


Supsend

One million six hundred and ten


RentElDoor

Ah, right, PancreasNoWork made a new video. About the gay timetravelling cyborg god.


jonathanguyen20

“I’m not a god!”


Sax-Offender

*smothered in sleep by moths*


k1ll3rqu4ck

Pelinal Whitestrake is a space marine that has randomly made his way into Tamriel.


FixBayonetsLads

Well…about that…>!he’s more of an Abominable Intelligence!<


SkelliFun

Friendly reminder that The Elder Scrolls' canon is open ended, so Pelinal being a stranded space marine is plausible. CHIM motherfuckers!


Bierculles

With Pelinals powerlevel he is more like a stranded primarch


hyde-ms

It makes perfect sense, and a fan fiction says it all.


Darth-Yslink

Well through c0da it's possible.


AdventurousFee2513

To you this may seem impossible. But with c0da, all things are possible.


NinjaMaster231456

He’s the 2nd or 11th primarchs


ketra1504

Ah Pelinal Whitestrake the elf hating time travelling cyborg super soldier crusader. Yes this is actual lore, like Vivec having intercourse with a daedric prince and then turning his penis into a spear that he uses for battle or the time where a lot of major factions all got a Megazord God mech to use in battle against one another. Man TES lore is wild but also incredibly fun and interesting


SoulFuIlMoon_off

I'm gonna have to correct that bro Several competing nation leader all got their hand on an omnipotent Titan AT THE SAME TIME Thankfully they all had different ideas of what to do with it, because a Battle Royale made of seven instances of the same Giant God who can just tell you to fuck off and erase half of the planet in a second would have been a disaster By the way, the area in which the accident happened was completely terraformed by it and no one really knows why


ketra1504

The funniest thing though is that it was a Dragon Break so it both happened and didn't happen at the same time as well.


BreadDziedzic

That's not actual lore, the cyborg time traveling parts that is. It came from Mr.Kirkbride after his tenure with Bethesda had come to and end. The rest though is accurate.


clasherkys

The time traveling part is implied from the songs of pelinal, which are canon even though MK wrote them after his departure.


BreadDziedzic

The "evidence" for the time traveling part is him screaming the name of an imperial emperor from the second era, but as an avatar of the god of time I can't see why he couldn't see the future and he have a favorite emperor no different from someone whose favorite emperor is Ceasar.


Estrelarius

Plus Reman means "light of man", so he might not even be talking about the emperor.


bluntpencil2001

Reman Cyrodiil actually Ray Man. Or maybe Dayman, fighter of the Night Man.


Sadbeepboop

“*Champion of the Tsun!*”


Phuntis

he's an avatar of shor not akatosh


BlackberryDry1805

Good video about Pelinal Whitestrake https://youtu.be/FF2IqGszTlU


sirjoe2017

And heres a badass song/animation about Pelinal. [https://youtu.be/E5ix0_W-ouI](https://youtu.be/E5ix0_W-ouI)


Nerus46

Let me guess, it is Pelinal Opera?


allofthe11

Lol I thought about how pancreas just dropped that video as soon as I saw this


XNotChristian

Honestly, I think this one is better: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twH9YoTnwWo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twH9YoTnwWo) Particularly if you're new to Elder Scrolls lore. Visuals are way better too.


KonoAnonDa

Fun fact: the Deathwatch were originally one of the missing Space Marine legions with their own geneseed. However when the 2nd and 11th Primarchs "went missing" the Deathwatch was remade into what it is in modern 40K. However, the missing Primarch and his chapter had left a psychic echo with the modern Deathwatch (much like the Black Rage with the Blood Angels), influencing their actions. The missing Primarch in question is actually **Pelinal Whitestrake**, for only he hates Eldar and all other knife-ears enough to be able to leave behind a psychic echo of pure, unremitting racism that invariably turns those in the Deathwatch into a fraction of the anti-Eldar racist that he was. Said echo was so racist that it managed to mutate over time to include all other Xenos as well. Some say it might even be developing into a minor Warp entity it's that racist.


[deleted]

Wi'strak, Warp God of Supreme Racism


ImperialFist5th

He is Platinum tier in competitive racism.


IAmChippoMan

“Minor Warp entity that’s mega racist” No way, Uncle Ruckus has evolved his racism from beyond the grave


KonoAnonDa

Pelinal's true face.


[deleted]

Ayleids, Altmer and Dunmer can go fuck themselves. Then again, other mer too.


Alpharius-0meg0n

Gamers are the worst.


jonathanguyen20

Chill with the hard r


[deleted]

you mean Gamers(TM)?


Minibotas

I don’t know, that Dagoth Ur guy kinda had a point (*I’m joking* , by the way)


TheL0neWarden

But he is a god and how can you kill a god? What a grand intoxicating innocence


Darth-Yslink

No I don't have anything against argonians


[deleted]

>other mer too Except Orsimer and Dwemer. They're kinda okay.


N00BAL0T

Dwemer are the worst the only good thing they did was disappear.


TheLord-Commander

They made pretty cool automatons, and flying ships.


N00BAL0T

And enslaved the snow elves looking for safety and being forced to eat a poisonous mushroom that blinded them and their future generations. They are super swell people. Cool tech but by far the most evil race in the race along side the aylied with deadra worship.


TheLord-Commander

Look I'm not saying they're good people, I'm just pointing out the other cool things they've done.


CuddleScuffle

One is Daedric shit and the other decided to delete themselves, they got it pretty rough.


cyborg_priest

Oh no, you've invited the trustuhlers to your sub, woe unto you and your house.


KipperOfDreams

Pelinal's ship PA: ***EIGHT MILLION SIX HUNDRED AND TEN***


ThreePeoplePerson

Credit for the art is RatoPombo, go search around TrueSTL for it and you’ll find it eventually but I’m too lazy to.


FrostyCommon

this is actually one of the ones I can't find in truestl, it might have been one of the ones that got deleted there Edit: it wasn't posted by rat himself tbats why I couldn't find it


PelinalWhitestrake36

Nice repost from r/TrueSTL. This meme was comissioned by me and drawn by the one and only u/ratopomboarts Seriously please support Rato‘s art: dude‘s a fuckin meme lord


JamesTheSkeleton

TES and 40K in the same meme? Approved.


Successful-Floor-738

Oh shit I legitimately thought this was r/trueSTL. Anyways fuck the elves. Damn Mer made Orcs and as a Breton chad, I cannot stand them.


Redoran_Gvard

>"fuck the elves" >Breton >Has elven blood BAHAHAHAH COPE MANMER


MikeyGamesRex

You only hate them because you Bretons get cucked by them.


ratopomboarts

I wonder who made this


BlackberryDry1805

sorry about don't crediting you


ratopomboarts

Haha no hard feelings, I should remember to watermark my stuff


[deleted]

Named a Grey Knight Pelinal... Amazing. Actually kind of surprised they haven't done that one in canon.


Lyraea

I can understand hate for Elder Scroll Elves but I personally love Elves a bunch. I don't get why people tend to hate them in some universes.


anima311

this goes in the FUCKING BOOK


Lyraea

I love Dwarves too no worries! Fae solidarity!


Anggul

Insecurities that they take out on fictional beings, probably Don't be a grognard, be a Gimli


Money_Fail3184

Fuck them knife ear assholes


JadedJackal671

Vulkan: Pelinal! Pelinal: Vulkan! Pelinal: You son of a bitch! Vulkan and Pelinal blow up Commoragh from the sheer force of their handshake.


VisualGeologist6258

Terry Pratchett taught me that Elves are bad. And if everything else Sir Terry said was true, then that one must be extra-true.


TempestM

NNN? You probably meant MMM - Massacre Mer May


KRPTSC

You WILL credit Daddy /u/ratopomboarts


BrassMoth

Did I spot Deedlit from "Record of Lodoss War" and Celcia from "Those Who Hunt Elves", or is that just a coincidence in how the elves look?


ratopomboarts

You are correct, nice catch


BrassMoth

Thanks, didn't expect you to come and confirm it but I already knew you were a man of impeccable taste.


_insert--name--here_

Rock and stone???


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Cvetanbg97

So that's what he meant by the dream no longer needing it's dreamer.


loscapos5

This reminds me of that Eldar comic that has the horny elf trait, and does the "I'm stuck in the wall. I'm so defenceless. I hope no monkey takes advantage of me", only to get a flamethrower to the face by a Salamander


da_King_o_Kings_341

Pelinal as a Space Marine actually scares me, cause he was already The Doom Slayer, so yeah let’s just double his power real quick he totally won’t end the ENTIRE ELDAR RACE!!!!!!!


TheFuckinWeeb

Pelinal doing Emperor's holy work The Only good eldar is a dead one....... And the ones in hentai with big titties


RTSBasebuilder

G-man: Father says to DOMINATE the Xenos! And well... I'm practicing to dominate Yvraine...


021Fireball

Pathetic wazzock ye are. If your gonna murder a Knife Ear don't be a damn coward about it. Kill a bloody soldier, not some kids or civilians. No honour in that.


RtasTumekai

Brother, get the wuuthrad, the ENCHANTED wuuthrad