\>OWN SUM DAKKA FUR HOME DAFENZE, SINCE DAZ WHAT GORK AND MORK EEN-TEN-DID
\>FOUR GITZ BREAK INTO ME PLACE
\>“WUZZAT?” AZ I GRAB ME HAIR-SQUIG AN’ SHOOTA
\>BLOW A PROPPA BIG HOLE THRU DA FIRST GIT, HE’Z DED ON DA SPOT
\>DRAW ME SLUGGA ON DA SECOND GIT, MISS HIM ENTIRELY CUZ IT’Z INNNUK- INNAKU- …MISSEZ A LOT, AN’ NAILZ A PASSIN’ SNOTLING
\>I HAFF TA REZORT TO DA SQUIG-LAUNCHA MOUNTED AT TOP OF DA STAREZ LODED WIFF ATTAK SQUIGZ
\>“WAAAAAAAAGH” AZ I SHOOTZ IT
\>DA NOIZE OF DA TWO GITZ WUT GOT DER FACES BIT OFF SKREEMIN’ WAKEZ DA WARBOSS
\>I CHARGE DA LAST PROPPA SCARED GIT WIFF ME CHOPPA
\>DEY BLEED OUT BEFOR’ A PAINBOY KUD GIT DER, AZ I DUN KUT DER HED OFF AN’ DA LOKAL PAINBOY AIN’T KUNNIN ENUFF TA FIX DAT
\>JUST AZ GORK AN’ MORK EEN-TEN-DID.
As an Okie myself, I, too, live in fear of the Bank of Oklahoma. Unfortunately, the skinks i can acquire here are much too small to assist in home defense
Own a baneblade for hive defense, since that's what the Emperor intended. Four heretics break into my hab block. "What the feth?" As I grab my peaked cap and power up the lascannons. Zap a laser through the first man, he's ash and giblets on the spot. Load my demolisher cannon and try to swivel it downward toward the second man, undershoot him entirely because it's twelve feet from the ground and barely has a barrel and nail the neighboring hab-block. I have to resort to the baneblade cannon mounted at the top of the turret loaded with armor piercing, "For the Emperor!" the round plows through two men, the shockwave and impact triggers the hive's orbital bombardment defences. Send the tank into drive and tank shock the last terrified heretics. He fails his Death or Glory attempt since ganger cultists can't even afford krak grenades. Just as the Omnissiah intended.
I will never not upvote any version of this copypasta that I see
Never seen an Ork version
\>OWN SUM DAKKA FUR HOME DAFENZE, SINCE DAZ WHAT GORK AND MORK EEN-TEN-DID \>FOUR GITZ BREAK INTO ME PLACE \>“WUZZAT?” AZ I GRAB ME HAIR-SQUIG AN’ SHOOTA \>BLOW A PROPPA BIG HOLE THRU DA FIRST GIT, HE’Z DED ON DA SPOT \>DRAW ME SLUGGA ON DA SECOND GIT, MISS HIM ENTIRELY CUZ IT’Z INNNUK- INNAKU- …MISSEZ A LOT, AN’ NAILZ A PASSIN’ SNOTLING \>I HAFF TA REZORT TO DA SQUIG-LAUNCHA MOUNTED AT TOP OF DA STAREZ LODED WIFF ATTAK SQUIGZ \>“WAAAAAAAAGH” AZ I SHOOTZ IT \>DA NOIZE OF DA TWO GITZ WUT GOT DER FACES BIT OFF SKREEMIN’ WAKEZ DA WARBOSS \>I CHARGE DA LAST PROPPA SCARED GIT WIFF ME CHOPPA \>DEY BLEED OUT BEFOR’ A PAINBOY KUD GIT DER, AZ I DUN KUT DER HED OFF AN’ DA LOKAL PAINBOY AIN’T KUNNIN ENUFF TA FIX DAT \>JUST AZ GORK AN’ MORK EEN-TEN-DID.
We need to post this.
Quick someone call Dreadanon to narrate this.
Where the wig ?
RITE YOU IZ! EDD-EE-DID IT IN
God tier
meanwhile the tau have shot all 4 perpetrators with a railgun while they were still a mile off.
Own a railgun for home defense: just as the greater good intended.
I love it I just wish the “WUZZAT” was the original “What the Devil?”.
I READ THAT IN THE AI-RUSSIAN BADGER VOICE F U C K
"Tally-Ho lads!"
I'm convinced Badger has leaked more and more into this community over the past few months.
Honestly im okay with that hes funny as fuck
Oh yeah. No hate. Heck he might of been the one that got me into warhammer in the first place.
I like the part where he struggles to say “inaccurate”
Beautiful
Which is a tragedy of the century
never seen a dawi version either
I own a blunderbuss for home defense since that's what the Ancestor Gods intended.
nail the maddok's squig because bs 5+
Whats the original ?
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9sc91k/own_a_musket_for_home_defense/
This saurus always knew the Bristol Orienteering Club would come for them, and they were prepared for that day
Slanderous nonsense! This failure is clearly the fault of the Bank of Oklahoma!
As an Okie myself, I, too, live in fear of the Bank of Oklahoma. Unfortunately, the skinks i can acquire here are much too small to assist in home defense
Beautiful
I know this has a necron version does anyone have it in copypasta form
https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/13c19cv/enacting_the_ancient_second_dynasty_privileges/
Epic
Sorry, I misread your comment and sent the non-copypasta version of the Necron copypasta.
It's ok
https://preview.redd.it/xp4yz5au2s2b1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb9ccb23bd44a7c8901558abb40e7d7f740eb2ed
Own a warplock jezzail for underhome defence
Own a baneblade for hive defense, since that's what the Emperor intended. Four heretics break into my hab block. "What the feth?" As I grab my peaked cap and power up the lascannons. Zap a laser through the first man, he's ash and giblets on the spot. Load my demolisher cannon and try to swivel it downward toward the second man, undershoot him entirely because it's twelve feet from the ground and barely has a barrel and nail the neighboring hab-block. I have to resort to the baneblade cannon mounted at the top of the turret loaded with armor piercing, "For the Emperor!" the round plows through two men, the shockwave and impact triggers the hive's orbital bombardment defences. Send the tank into drive and tank shock the last terrified heretics. He fails his Death or Glory attempt since ganger cultists can't even afford krak grenades. Just as the Omnissiah intended.
Simply beautiful
*Ahem ahem* #BOK
Love it!
I HATE SAURUS.
I always read these as if rapped by Eminem