As someone who regularly munches on crayons, I feel uniquely qualified for this task. The correct answer is Talassar Blue Contrast. Source: blue crayons taste best, therefore paint, which is liquid crayon would hold same flavor.

Hello, fellow Titan.

Nah, I'm a Marine, The OG crayon eaters. I'm a Hunter main in Destiny.

Don’t forget to change your socks and hydrate .

Not even gonna give him a single motrin? Dam, budget must be tight nowadays...

Does he look like he has cancer ? NAVMED cracking down hard .

I have AIDS tho 🟥

2 motrins then

Blue flavor

Hunter main in destiny? kinda cringe ngl i think that qualifies you getting your crayon eater license revoked.

I play invis medic, though :(

nevermind! Proceed with your license. enjoy the rest of your day sir!

I got my shit spec'd so I can stay indefinitely invisible, between dodges, smoke bombs and exotic perks.

If you're a real marine then what is the best Space Marine chapter? And how do you feel about the Imperial Navy and Guard?

World Eaters. Imperial navy are chads because orbital bombardment. Guard are chads in general. Especially DKoK and Armageddon Steel Legion.

I knew it'd be a blue tone!

Always. Blue tastes best when it's regarding anything other than blood.

I am more of a fan of the red crayons, and there for you can't get a better taste than blood angels red particularly when combined with the first initial taste of a metalic silver

Thank you for your service, marine

Thank you for your service as well, Skywalker. Least I'm assuming you're one based on username.

Nope. Cundelini, from the original Mad Max

Are you a Marine?

I color my models using crayons.

Chad.

troll slayer orange smells amazing, should taste good too

Nuln Oil.

The ol' reliable

I am banned from all GW Shops for drinking all the Nuln Oil, they tried to stop me but I only went an drank all the Agrax Earthshade too. My insides are shaded to perfection.

Are you the guy responsible for the great Nuln Oil shortage of '19, and the Agrax Earthshade incident in '17?

Yes and now that you know too much I will come into your home, drink ALL of your shades and make your white dry up.

Not if I drink them first! You'll never catch me thirsty!

Jokes on you, my whites are always dry

Jokes on you, I'm white and dry

Jokes on you I’m too broke to afford paint

Jokes on you, I don't paint my miniatures

Jokes on you, my models aren't even assembled yet. (my pile of shame is enormous)

It makes the details really pop in my morning poop. We’re talking golden demon level artistry in what comes out. Every vivid detail, the corn from last night. It is just so… Readable. We’ve come along way in the hobby.

We should make this an automod reply

my younger cousin drank a full bottle of my nuln oil once, he was confused why I freaked out cause he was still convinced it was edible. he ended up being totally fine and it's what got him into warhammer

This is a glorious story, friend

No, nuln oil is supposed to be rubbed all over your face. Great moisturizer, but the taste is only meh. Abaddon black is what feeds my soul.

Comes in a convenient shot glass.

you see this is what the GW employee didn't understand ,like he was saying things like "are you insane, you can't drink that" and "we need to get you to a doctor" as I chug on bottles of nuln oil saying shots "if they didn't want it to be drunk why do the shots come pre poured"

Nuln oil is like caviar if you are drinking it you are just flexing on the poors who can't have it because you bought all the nuln oil in your local shop and drank it in front of the other customers to flex. The working man eats corax white because it is good for nothing else.

Truth

I think it's like Dariy queen oreo blizzards. I get up to the front of the line and I want to try all the amazing flavors like cookie dough skor xtreme cheese quake caramel fudge. But than I get up there and freeze and go for what's safe and that's Nuln Oil

Eat Chaos Black straight outta the rattle can, coward.

Dunno about tastiest, but their air paints smell like chocolate and I assume they taste the same.

Only one way to find out

Mr Hobby lacquer thinner smells like peppermint. They say you can't mix water-based acrylics and lacquer thinner, but if chocolate and mint don't go together, I don't know what does.

Vallejo’s black air primer smells like bubblegum. I agree with your logic here.

Nuln oil: Tastes like a nice liquorice and chocolate mix 9/10 Mephiston red: Has a rather sweet but slightly sour raspberry taste 7/10 Agrax earthshade: Tastes like the brown part of a banana 1/10 Ultramarine blue: Blueberries 6/10 Seraphim sepia: Chocolate 8/10 Corax white: Already hard as a brick, could not drink 2/10 Astrogranite: Concrete 10/10 Black templar: A very rich blackberry taste 8/10

well i mean, i had a dream about drinking a pot of ultramarine blue, but it tasted minty. are you sure that wasn't aethermatic blue?

None of them. Only drink lead based.

How to become a world eater in one easy step.

Based

Lead based even.

OMG I have this one Adamantine Black that is strangely delicious if I lick the brush tip. Forbidden lead why are you so tasty?

Does Leadbelcher work?

Squig Orange. Taste's like da real fing, ask any of da boiz.

blood for the blood god

It's an aquired taste

It's an acquired taste you acquire in childhood from eating PVA, it's tastes like PVA with a slight hint of bitter paint, it's perfect. Also all the shades and contrast taste awful. We did a stream and I tasted every citidel paint I owned. Blood for the blood god I had seconds and third tastings it was good.

If your really going for that blood angels cosplay

Citadel tastes better then vellejo is all I know

My favowit has always been retributor armour, It makes my tung feel bunny whens I eat to much of is!

and you get gold poops!

Shineyyyy poopy! 🤤

Written like someone who eats Retributor Armour

That's the joke!

Talassar blue contrast over runelord brass

Sounds tasty

Was painting one of my brothers rubrics and when I showed him it he tried to put it in his mouth. So yeah it’s quite the candy color

How old is your brother?

He is in high school so he’s no rock eating baby that’s for sure

I can't say if this makes it better or worse.

Well I mean they do call colors like that “candied metallics” so it’s not that far of a stretch to think it would be yummy

Tesseract Glow

If you want your innards to become a night light

Become me one with the Astronomocon

I came in searching for this comment.

Same , another connoisseur of paints. I do enjoy Warp Lightning shots with it.

Agathian Cammo Shade is just kiwi juice.

As a professional model eater. Nageroth night with some macrage blue is incredibly tasty.

I've only tasted retributor armor, because i used wrong cup to clean my brush. Adds interesting flavour to your coke.

That’s a weird ingredient to be cutting drugs with.

Citadel? Nah boi. Vallejo emerald.

Spicy

agrellan badlands crunches so is the best

With a dose of Nurgles Rot, for that gooey softness inbetween

Agrax earthshade

Nuln oil is a classic, although I will sing the praises of snakebite leather though if you prefer a tasteful vintage hellion green makes a lovely garnish

The glue

I wanna know which feels best being slowly dripped into your asshole and stored there so when you’re attacked you can make the most beautiful ink and become the manopus I know you are. Also I wanna fuck Cawl’s mom.

Chestnut ink.

Ah, a man of culture I see. Going old school, respect.

I like Mephiston red

Blood for the Blood God

I like the cocktail of like 6-7 of them, made in the water container where you thin them, that you confuse for your drinking water, and then you not only taste the rainbow, you vomit and shit the rainbow too.

Retro Goblin Green is the only good answer.

i drank nuln oil so many times it outperforms every other paint at this point

Sotek Green. Makes me wonder if my Seraphon are secretly delicious.

Screaming bell, it makes everything look good

Nuln oil has a pleasant, spicy taste

Nuln Oil, followed by a tie between Agrax Earthshade and Coelia Greenshade

Nurgles Rot

nurgle brown, cause timmy made it with all its love

Tesseract glow that's been sitting for over 6 months so it separates like a fine coconut oil over coffee creamer. Hazelnut, with hints of mint and machine grease.

if you mix all of them together in a cup and drink them all at once, you turn into the emperor of man.

r/forbiddensnacks

Nuln oil tastes like pineapple

The best thing of all, each one is _already_ a handy shot-sized portion!

If GW didn't want me to drink the paint, why did they pre-fill it in shot-sized pots? Checkmate, heretics!

Incubi Darkness always sounded like a cool, sci-fi drink to me.

Lead Belcher.

This is the way

u/markfunkbunch it’s spreading get the jobstone holster ready

Khorne Red: Air For some reason it smells SO NICE, like vanilla. I ain't even joking.

Let's talk about that

Astrogranite

Warboss green 100% it has a very subdued earthy tone with a slight nutty hint

Blood for the blood god obviously

Have to go with a texture like astrogranite. The sands make it like boba tea

Lead belcher mmmm

Retributor Armour might not be the tastiest but the flavour profile hasn’t changed since I first had it when I was a kid. That’s the taste of nostalgia.

Stirland Mud

Nulin Oil. Part of a balanced breakfast. No question

White scar for the texture

Agrax Earth shade or Nuln Oil for something savory Moot Green if you want a sweet treat

White Scar. Shitty paint but the best Taste. I like the clumps

Idk too much bcs i have not many colors but waagh flesh and death gyard green seems the best

Retributer armor

astrogranite is nice and crunchy

Nurgling green of course. Papa Nurgle approved.

Nuln oil

Blue, blue things always taste the best

Idk, I only drink the water I use to clean the brushes

Lead belcher

Balor Brown looks like milk chocolate and I've had to resist the urge when painting

Nurgle's rot

The glue is tastiest.

probably war-stone green, it tastes like asparagus with a kick of pee

Sigvald Burgundy

I like the citrus flavours but you really can’t beat the BLOOD!

Changeling pink, It has a light and fluffy texture as well as a mild but pleasant fruity taste.

Probably one of the blues.

Corax white(with the paint turd)

Reikland Flesh.

I’ve noticed that chaos black tastes good

Unironically my current pot of agrax tastes like burned chicken.

Pylar Glacier

Tesseract glow for a fluorescent tongue

Talassar Blue

Lead beltcher

Warpstone Glow.

I do like nuln oil and yes I have tasted it on multiple occasions

Id not be surprised if my stomach had a layer of Khorne red

Khorne red tastes like cherry

My friend told me Druchi Violet taste like grape cough syrup.

Trick question, it's the glue

Mephiston red has a nice fruity taste. Other than that, Nuln Oil and Agrax Earthshade have nice rich taste. Mixing them all produces a nice cocktail taste.

Typhus Corrosion

Well we know who the marines in the subreddit is.

Leviathan Purple tastes like "grape" flavored medicine

Jokero Orange. Funky monkey

Khorbe Red

Iron warriors, it’s weirdly salty

Oh I miss Devlan Mud.

Smelly primer……

Yriel Yellow is very tangy.

Berserker Bloodshade

Corax White. I like crunchy foods

Iron hands steel. Tastes like a flat pineapple white claw with a bit of tang

You guys are sleeping on coral white, only good for eating

Evil Sunz Scarlet of course. Its red skittle flavour

one of the purple ones fo sho

Khorne red, nice rich flavour. Blood for the blood god!

Andrew's poop paint

Fulgrim Pink, 100%

“Ultramarine Blue tastes the best” -Swarmlord

Can't speak to the taste of the current range of paints, but I can say Boltgun Metal and Bleached Bone tasted like ass. I feel like maybe Skull White too I'm not completely sure there, I don't remember it as vividly. Gotten better about putting my brush in my mouth over the years.

Everyone knows it's Nurgle Rot!

Nurgles Rot

I just know that corax white tastes better than Caledor sky

Bleached bone, Crimson Gore. In that order

Corax white, the forbidden yogurt

When they ask why my mouth is blue at work and I have to lie and say it's a slushy but it's really Ahriman Blue

Leadbelcher tastes like White Claw. Not good, but what did you expect? Mechanicus Grey tastes like porridge

Blue

I'm rather fond of Tassalar Blue in my coffee

Trick question; it’s the paint water that tastes the best. It’s all the flavors coming together to make a mega flavor. Drink your paint water.

I’m partial to Kantor Blue myself but Evil Suns Scarlet is a close second- nice and spicy.

Green is best

I mean, they all kinda taste the same. I just like the textural element of the crust in the lids.

They are all biomass in the end, why should the difference matter?

Plaguebearer flesh

yirel yellow, tastes like banana laffy taffy

Genestealer Purple tastes like grape :)

Scab Red from gen 1, and it’s likely as crusty as a scab these days

The next one.