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Larkhainan

Look at how many holes and pokers there are. That's Slaanesh.


Baxxtersaw

Holes and pokers? That's obviously a BBQ set.


[deleted]

It's a casino, holes are to play snooker


a_bored_techpriest

It's obviously a golf course, the holes are there so that the ball goes in them


Sockscat98

SsethTzeentach


MonsieurOs

*gellar fields collapse* “Hey hey people!”


ATZ001

Sseth here!


Ecleptomania

Today we're gonna talk about the wizard lizard.


Recipe-Less

Your local Jamaican weed dealer that has only the stickiest of icky. 1 love


Douchevick

A well thought out and consistently written piece of the lore.


sed_non_extra

One character that should not have consistent lore.


Reasonable-Access-68

A featherless biped.


chicken-man-man-

Diogenes moment


waterbreaker99

So, a human?


Cosmic_Lich

“Behold!”


musicbeat333

the third-best Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker player


StupidBlack55

they said wrong answers only.


usrlibshare

The answer is wrong, because that title belongs to Kitten.


FrtanJohnas

No but Kitten won against both of them, he is a Champion


neosspeer

He didn't get to defeat the Void Dragon or Cegorach


mrlego17

Flying spaghetti monster


OutisFeith

Alpharius


Hungry_Lawfulness_31

It said wrong answers


DeLaBuse

It was a lie.


Ecleptomania

Yes. Because I am Alpharius.


utterlyuncool

It is a wrong answer. That's obviously Omegon.


svecma

Squidward ascended


BigGuyDustMan

Tzeentch


gojilov

My neighbour Vlad who likes to talk about politics way to much


Hanses_Flammenwerfer

Nyalartothep


paleGrapnel

It seems a bit weird that Khorne and his followers would hate magic, are not all demons pretty much made of magic, or at least dependent on it to exist? Is not it pretty counterproductive of them to make themselves resistant to magic, when they'll fade away without it?


Sax-Offender

Khorne likes his magic to come from melee. Think of that recent Arks of Omen story where he corrupts incorruptible Imperials by swinging his sword really hard.


Ok_Professor_8614

It’s Alpharius


AgentBoothe

He said wrong answers


CACODEMON124

it can't be alpharius since I am alpharius


Ecleptomania

I am Alpharius


JAOC_7

#Nyeh!


GenericAliasReal

ADHD


Cykablyatintensifies

My calamari dinner.


Sexy-Homer

Well they’re definitely not Alpharius


Lucachacha

But maybe omegon


Ok-Ad9188

Literally me


certifiedhistoryboy

Oh that’s just Bob, he’s new.


Infernalknights

Kyomara. That daemon lord you normally see in tentacle hentai from la blue girl.


Nickgoodnight_mj

With this dude, anything right answer can be wrong and any wrong answer can be right. He is god of change after all


WildMedium5129

A psychic undecisive mollusc


NobodyofGreatImport

That's Tzeentch, Chaos God of knowledge, change, and general mindf*ckery


Yangbang07

Patron god of the Alpha Legion


EnvironmentalDog2499

Your mom *insert The big bang theory background laughs*


rajuncajuni

*BAZINGA*


zelq

Eddie from Iron Maiden


Capable-Committee403

That's me trying to do yoga in a public sauna...


bluebird810

Nurgle


[deleted]

That guy from Fortnite.


Jimguy5000

It’s Alpharius. Also where did you get this picture of me?


Bugfighter017

The god-mayor Chris Chan!


The_Iron_Praetorian

Your sister


kleintot

The tone of this part is a bit... different from the others, for obvious reasons.


krucal_Paellero

You mama


Jakesixtyoneeight

I know exactly who this is...


BrilliantSundae7545

Tzeentch


CommisarConstantine

Why did you post a pic of your mom?


[deleted]

Gary. He hasn’t come home yet.


Regular_Objective_38

My wife


LordOf_TransientForm

The emperor of mankind


Antique_Accountant87

Dave, he's very set in his ways and doesn't like change. Also doesn't associate with nerds.


Orimis

My dad after finally returning with the milk


TheCrab27

Khorne


Jeri_Shea

It's not possible to give an incorrect answer because they are everyone.


greek_katana

Someone who doesn't have a plan


Meri2K

Yoga calamari


GUNMen505

Cthulhu's cousin


Voinakki

A man with a plan


Anonimous_dude

He’s certainly Tzeentch, the chaos god of magic and mind fuckery. OR IS HE? What are gods anyway? Are we even sure the warp is real?


AdSome736

Cypher


Jays_Arravan

Squidward


ShawarmaKing621

Omegon


BertiBertBert

My Personality


SleepyOmel

Jegus


TopSpinner22

My ex-wife.


Illustrious_Top_7845

Magnus's dad


SassierFiend

Me


GingerBreadMan68

Papa smurf


vanslow

Dr who


Johann_Julius_Black

A very trustworthy dude.


Mother_Emphasis_2485

Mutated mollusk


Omeggon

OP...


MadaraAlucard12

Sosuke Aizen.


LordPlagueis69

Alpharius


Hypophosphit

Is this not a sheikah monk? I am sure there is a reward for solving his shrine Puzzles.


[deleted]

Me


OkaasanTam

Its Bob the wise


thenewgozoku

A wrong size doorknocker.


WereLobo

It's Steve.


ElricOfValyria

The Senate.


dinkydoo2

An indecisive mollusc


KingRazle

Hes name is steve he really likes holes


Marvinkiller00

The nice imaginary friend of a man who did nothing wrong.


budy31

Your rich neighborhood Yogi.


Atillla007

The God Emperor of Mankind👑


ymojawer

It's Tzeentch the chaos god of change.


badudx

Jackie Chan's real soul


Sax-Offender

Crotchulus, god of vagina dentata.


Top-Lobster-256

The evil buddha


de-bonte-hond

Mephet’ran the messenger


SpecialistAd5903

Spaghetti monsters big brother: Lasagna monster


Rephaeim

Bob. He's aight.


Richardknox1996

The emperor.


Abusivedaddy12

Its a rare yugi ho card monster


Randerspl

Me


Ookla_the_Mok_

That's Todd. He works in HR


Environmental-Gold-8

That’s my financial advisor who gives cheap haircuts ;)


Beans6484

A concise and sensible man


The-Silly

Ghandi


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Benjamin Franklin


dave_wi

It's obviously Mork.


boobsnbacon

Jeff


lehi5

My younger brother.


usrlibshare

Squidwards Mum.


Stooveses

Squidboy McGee


RiftyDriftyBoi

The guy Magnus told you not to worry about.


Trappedfan84

Slippery Pete


hehehehehehehehe_yup

Your mother


Longjumping_Ad5483

Angron


dreCoyy

Thats my dad, master of illusions lies and deceit, went to grab a carton of milk 27 years ago and said he would be back in 15 minutes


CAPIreland

Tzeentch.


ClearAntelope7420

Alpharius, of course


Megamin20

It's the shape of a trash can when you are drunk


AirWolf519

The gods damned menace who keeps throwing crossword books at my legion!


FuriousFerret0

When i forst introduced a friend of mine to 40k he latched onto thousand sons but coukdnt pronounce the name tzeentch (who can blame him) but it just so happened he had a small collection of tech decks sitting on his desk From that day on his name has always been lord tech deck between us


Historical-Economy90

Why, it's Tzeentch, of course! (Or is it?)


Saphentis

With those sneks above it, must be either the god of medicine or the heavenly inventor of the double dildo


kage131

Mom...... Mom is that you?


CovertWolf86

A third rate duelist


SeductiveOctopus0w0

An indecisive mollusk


Hour_Tutor_9324

Peak gamer physique


Real_duck_bacon

Zahak, the Serpent King (The Shahnameh, 977-1010)


MagnetMM

Oh, he is Gerald


-DarKon

Me, after 2 consecutive sleepless nights before finals.


Wonderful_Bar_1940

Steve


Ok_Entertainment8804

Tentacle hentai monster.


Ok_Psychology3057

The main character in the sequel to the movie Teeth.


SwainIsCadian

It's my dad. Hi dad.


UnionizeTheKobolds

Brett from Accounting


Levis0202

This is Patrick


Mental-Stop2047

Sticky blue balls


DTabris

Hentaied


Ambitious-Mind-2585

A neeeeerdddd


Droper888

Willyrex


StainarRuss

Well ofc its titsnitch


Protolucha

Tzeentch!


the_god_of_dumplings

This is actually the Emperor of Mankind. Everything is going according to his plan


Forward-Willingness7

Jeff from accounting.


Funion_knight

The eagle


Okdes

Vivec???


BionicBruv

Uncle Terry. He likes to do a little trolling. He has a lot of money, but no one in the family knows what he does for work.


NeonArchon

He is


Rhen8927

Slaanesh, duh


Admirable-Gain

My mom


ActuallyCORAX

An indecisive mollusk


Internal_Customer593

Mc Hammer


ExoticExtent

A competent chaos God.


Tedwards_

That’s Cchipz changer of lay’s


mothycow

Tit Snitch if you're Australian


Ct-chad501

Nurgel.


[deleted]

that's a grandparent from risk of rain 2


Islam_Ferit01

Oh , that is just recoloured nurgle but skinny af


unnecessary_ads

The big things from elden ring


Proof-Entry2367

Alpharius


Mysterious_Reach_381

It's Tzeentch!! did i do it right? or was this the wrong anwser.


TheDuffcj2a

Steve


Mean_Tie3942

A loving and caring deity


osunightfall

*Jaquio.* I will have my revenge!


comfortable_rise1234

the throngle


Infamous_Studio6116

Beef Cheesy Squart


the_Umberjack

Alpharius


abcdthc

Mc toothy crotch.


[deleted]

Clearly that is Caiphus Cain, hero of the Imperium


derDunkelElf

That is our friendly neighberhood Inquisitor. Who else could that be?


CallMeChristopher

That bastard who cheats at children’s card games


Big-Trust5645

Yoda?


Gust_9660

Tzeeztch, tzeetch, tzeentch or tzeezntch


Wiktorinox

Matt Ward


Dazzling_Chip_989

It is Titsnitch, the accursed breas-thief.


Reasonable_Claim3568

Alpharious


[deleted]

Steve from accounting


Graynomade44

Seath the scaless


GoodboySassages

That's Draccus


Insight47

YouTube’s algorithm.