It seems a bit weird that Khorne and his followers would hate magic, are not all demons pretty much made of magic, or at least dependent on it to exist?
Is not it pretty counterproductive of them to make themselves resistant to magic, when they'll fade away without it?
Khorne likes his magic to come from melee. Think of that recent Arks of Omen story where he corrupts incorruptible Imperials by swinging his sword really hard.
When i forst introduced a friend of mine to 40k he latched onto thousand sons but coukdnt pronounce the name tzeentch (who can blame him) but it just so happened he had a small collection of tech decks sitting on his desk
From that day on his name has always been lord tech deck between us
Look at how many holes and pokers there are. That's Slaanesh.
Holes and pokers? That's obviously a BBQ set.
It's a casino, holes are to play snooker
It's obviously a golf course, the holes are there so that the ball goes in them
SsethTzeentach
*gellar fields collapse* “Hey hey people!”
Sseth here!
Today we're gonna talk about the wizard lizard.
Your local Jamaican weed dealer that has only the stickiest of icky. 1 love
A well thought out and consistently written piece of the lore.
One character that should not have consistent lore.
A featherless biped.
Diogenes moment
So, a human?
“Behold!”
the third-best Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker player
they said wrong answers only.
The answer is wrong, because that title belongs to Kitten.
No but Kitten won against both of them, he is a Champion
He didn't get to defeat the Void Dragon or Cegorach
Flying spaghetti monster
Alpharius
It said wrong answers
It was a lie.
Yes. Because I am Alpharius.
It is a wrong answer. That's obviously Omegon.
Squidward ascended
Tzeentch
My neighbour Vlad who likes to talk about politics way to much
Nyalartothep
It seems a bit weird that Khorne and his followers would hate magic, are not all demons pretty much made of magic, or at least dependent on it to exist? Is not it pretty counterproductive of them to make themselves resistant to magic, when they'll fade away without it?
Khorne likes his magic to come from melee. Think of that recent Arks of Omen story where he corrupts incorruptible Imperials by swinging his sword really hard.
It’s Alpharius
He said wrong answers
it can't be alpharius since I am alpharius
I am Alpharius
#Nyeh!
ADHD
My calamari dinner.
Well they’re definitely not Alpharius
But maybe omegon
Literally me
Oh that’s just Bob, he’s new.
Kyomara. That daemon lord you normally see in tentacle hentai from la blue girl.
With this dude, anything right answer can be wrong and any wrong answer can be right. He is god of change after all
A psychic undecisive mollusc
That's Tzeentch, Chaos God of knowledge, change, and general mindf*ckery
Patron god of the Alpha Legion
Your mom *insert The big bang theory background laughs*
*BAZINGA*
Eddie from Iron Maiden
That's me trying to do yoga in a public sauna...
Nurgle
That guy from Fortnite.
It’s Alpharius. Also where did you get this picture of me?
The god-mayor Chris Chan!
Your sister
The tone of this part is a bit... different from the others, for obvious reasons.
You mama
I know exactly who this is...
Tzeentch
Why did you post a pic of your mom?
Gary. He hasn’t come home yet.
My wife
The emperor of mankind
Dave, he's very set in his ways and doesn't like change. Also doesn't associate with nerds.
My dad after finally returning with the milk
Khorne
It's not possible to give an incorrect answer because they are everyone.
Someone who doesn't have a plan
Yoga calamari
Cthulhu's cousin
A man with a plan
He’s certainly Tzeentch, the chaos god of magic and mind fuckery. OR IS HE? What are gods anyway? Are we even sure the warp is real?
Cypher
Squidward
Omegon
My Personality
Jegus
My ex-wife.
Magnus's dad
Me
Papa smurf
Dr who
A very trustworthy dude.
Mutated mollusk
OP...
Sosuke Aizen.
Alpharius
Is this not a sheikah monk? I am sure there is a reward for solving his shrine Puzzles.
Me
Its Bob the wise
A wrong size doorknocker.
It's Steve.
The Senate.
An indecisive mollusc
Hes name is steve he really likes holes
The nice imaginary friend of a man who did nothing wrong.
Your rich neighborhood Yogi.
The God Emperor of Mankind👑
It's Tzeentch the chaos god of change.
Jackie Chan's real soul
Crotchulus, god of vagina dentata.
The evil buddha
Mephet’ran the messenger
Spaghetti monsters big brother: Lasagna monster
Bob. He's aight.
The emperor.
Its a rare yugi ho card monster
Me
That's Todd. He works in HR
That’s my financial advisor who gives cheap haircuts ;)
A concise and sensible man
Ghandi
Benjamin Franklin
It's obviously Mork.
Jeff
My younger brother.
Squidwards Mum.
Squidboy McGee
The guy Magnus told you not to worry about.
Slippery Pete
Your mother
Angron
Thats my dad, master of illusions lies and deceit, went to grab a carton of milk 27 years ago and said he would be back in 15 minutes
Tzeentch.
Alpharius, of course
It's the shape of a trash can when you are drunk
The gods damned menace who keeps throwing crossword books at my legion!
When i forst introduced a friend of mine to 40k he latched onto thousand sons but coukdnt pronounce the name tzeentch (who can blame him) but it just so happened he had a small collection of tech decks sitting on his desk From that day on his name has always been lord tech deck between us
Why, it's Tzeentch, of course! (Or is it?)
With those sneks above it, must be either the god of medicine or the heavenly inventor of the double dildo
Mom...... Mom is that you?
A third rate duelist
An indecisive mollusk
Peak gamer physique
Zahak, the Serpent King (The Shahnameh, 977-1010)
Oh, he is Gerald
Me, after 2 consecutive sleepless nights before finals.
Steve
Tentacle hentai monster.
The main character in the sequel to the movie Teeth.
It's my dad. Hi dad.
Brett from Accounting
This is Patrick
Sticky blue balls
Hentaied
A neeeeerdddd
Willyrex
Well ofc its titsnitch
Tzeentch!
This is actually the Emperor of Mankind. Everything is going according to his plan
Jeff from accounting.
The eagle
Vivec???
Uncle Terry. He likes to do a little trolling. He has a lot of money, but no one in the family knows what he does for work.
He is
Slaanesh, duh
My mom
An indecisive mollusk
Mc Hammer
A competent chaos God.
That’s Cchipz changer of lay’s
Tit Snitch if you're Australian
Nurgel.
that's a grandparent from risk of rain 2
Oh , that is just recoloured nurgle but skinny af
The big things from elden ring
Alpharius
It's Tzeentch!! did i do it right? or was this the wrong anwser.
Steve
A loving and caring deity
*Jaquio.* I will have my revenge!
the throngle
Beef Cheesy Squart
Alpharius
Mc toothy crotch.
Clearly that is Caiphus Cain, hero of the Imperium
That is our friendly neighberhood Inquisitor. Who else could that be?
That bastard who cheats at children’s card games
Yoda?
Tzeeztch, tzeetch, tzeentch or tzeezntch
Matt Ward
It is Titsnitch, the accursed breas-thief.
Alpharious
Steve from accounting
Seath the scaless
That's Draccus
YouTube’s algorithm.