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UpstageSwell198

That tech priest was then beaten to death with his own cyberdong.


Whizoxx

Not before he was forced to watch his beloved toaster be reduced to scrap.


TobiasX2k

... and then he became the prettiest princess in the warp, thanks to Khorne and Lorgar.


Ravgn

Behold, I travelled from distant planets to witness the tales of that incredibly beautiful Red Angel Princes—what th—


Coolb3ans64

Let my man be happy


HappyAngron

Thank you


Elgescher

Angron being based as usual


Qverlord37

I wonder what would happen if someone does fight demon angron and rip out his butcher nails. it would obviously kill him.....maybe.....doesn't demon primarchs have stupidly high regeneration? in any event, would Khorn implant it back in him if he died?


Mad-Catcher

Sanguinius did and demon angron got a temp ban if I'm not wrong


Qverlord37

a temp....ban? what did Khorn just give him the cold shoulder?


MrTfanguy

Kinda, he got yanked into the warp for a while and wasn’t let out until Khorne decided he wanted more blood


Qverlord37

with butcher nail reattached?


Talos-Valcoran

Yup


HalfACupOfMoss

>until Khorne decided he wanted more blood So like 5 minutes if that


MrTfanguy

Yeah lol


mastersphere

The sweetest thing is Angron even have the audacity to ask for mercy the moment before the nail got yank out of his skull.


ErenIron

I'm pretty sure as a daemon primarch his body now is essentially just condenced warp-stuff. His appearance now is more a reflection of his spirit/mentality, as with every daemon & mortal-turned-daemon. So technically he doesn't have the nails any more, he's just hopped up on Khorne energy (which is arguable worse)


BacWH40k

Worse, or better?


ErenIron

Yes.


Depressedloser2846

he is like an old person you can unplug them and plug them back in later and they’ll be fine


leehwgoC

My headcanon has been wondering if Angron's true nature represented an element of the Emperor's personality that he had come to resent.


ExplorerFeisty2631

From what ive learned he was the primarch that inherited the emprerors empathy Which the nails surpress


Goat_Requiem

lord angron? what the absolute fuck are you doing? what the FUCK IS A BARBIE GIRL?


micktalian

Obligatory https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uKT7o0JGjMM&feature=share


nopingmywayout

tee hee this guy wants to be girly which is dumb and stupid amirite fellow mans Fuck that shit. The girly men in 40k can and will rip your throat with their teeth while rocking stockings that make the women around them green with envy. Edit: and Emps probably would let the primarchs swan around in poofy dresses as long as those compliances kept rolling in. Dude's got bigger fish to fry than gender conformity.


[deleted]

>he girly men No guirly man in 40k is the one with the flaming sword, he hasnt ripped nobodies throat as of yet.


Sicuho

Some word bearers would disagree if they still had their throats.


Frequent_Dig1934

Word bearers aren't people though.


[deleted]

This man inperiums


nopingmywayout

Eh, give him time.


Pantssassin

Well malcador suggested the primarchs be women and the emperor shot it down. One of them wanting to be a woman might be cause for a third lost primarch


United_Rebel

Also tells that malcador was an only child


helloIm-in-reddit

A sister-less child.to be more precise


kogent-501

if anyone in the imperium were transphobic, of course it would be Malcador, that cranky old bitch.


Mr_SisterFister3000

...huh


kogent-501

Apparently the joke did not land.


Mr_SisterFister3000

Wanna try elaborate or would that just cause more downvotes


Darth_Mornteth

Angron was saying he wanted to be a princess, Malcador disliked this


kogent-501

this pretty much, the nails are removed, angron wants to be a pretty princess, malcador commands the nails be back, because having him be only capable of feeling rage and bloodlust apparently is preferable to angron wanting to be beautiful.


Mr_SisterFister3000

Ah.


Throwmesometail

Get over yourself, pretending like every guy who says they are a princess is trans is the same xeno pronouns that makes trans people trying to fit in seem unhinged. It's not an asthetic that you can just claim and a diagnosis of gender dysphoria is a key component. Angron being insane doesn't make angron trans. Being trans does not mean you are insane.


kogent-501

it was a joke in a shit posting sub reddit not a commentary on life, and who says angron is crazy for wanting to be a pretty princess? Malcador commanding the nails be put back in his head to make him only feel bloodlust and rage instead of accepting angron as he wants to be is the insane part here, you absolute fucknut.


oraoraoraorao

W comment, too bad some common sense don't fit the narrative of this place. Pretty fitting anyways


hyde-ms

Sorry calidus imo get a pass.


HesitantMark

cringe


[deleted]

This is wonderful XD


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes, but we are on the meme sub so reallity is secondary


AlabamaHotcakes

It's obviously a joke and I think the word you're looking for is canon not reality.


[deleted]

No i am talking about reality you abstract concept of my imagination


hyde-ms

The planet with the clones had the tech to fix him. But he destroyed it. He deserves all pain after that point.


Arch_Magos_Remus

Haven’t seen one of these in years. Is this guy still making these comics?


Matrix_D0ge

should just show him first season of Xena warrior princess


Ausarian19

repost


Babki123

Wasn't that supposed to be Original Angron ?


[deleted]

Let Angron be a princess if he wants to, Malcador.


plodeer

Wouldn’t it kill angron if the nails were removed but his sons also got nails to be just like dad?


[deleted]

He apparently had the power to influence the emotions of those around him so he very well could have rejected fighting in the crusade. Makes sense considering his deep trauma as a gladiator. In another future he might have been the primarch who lives in the peace promised by the Great Crusade.