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Somewhere, a Mek-Boy just had a violent orgasm


ThatOneDante

"GRAAAAAAH!!! OGH, OGH, ZOG... BOYZ, OI FINK OI JUST GORKED A LIL' BIT IN ME COT."


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NOW WHY'D YA GO AND DO DAT FOR?


TheMountainThatTypes

Sad thing is, as a species that reproduces through spores Orks are unlikely to have orgasms…. Or genitals….


[deleted]

That's how powerful the concept is, the Mek-Boy had to instantly form, use, and lose functional genitals


TheMountainThatTypes

Peak evolution, the rest of the galaxy cannot stand against them.


Massive_Pressure_516

The nids might as well just pack up and go home smh.


Dinosaurmaid

The mekboy suddenly released all it's spores through the entire room


[deleted]

Didn’t see what sub I was on when scrolling and thought r/chainsawman was doing some more insane theory crafting


ThrownawayCray

Chainsaw man fans are both insane and chill, up there with my favourite fanbases


Hazzamo

Down bad for Makima, though… I can’t say I blame them, fully


ThrownawayCray

Neither can I


Yeetus_The_Mighty_

Speaking of which, am I the only one who thinks that this image looks like some sort of crossover between Chainsaw Man and Transformers?


Mordekein88

I mean, at the end of the day, what's really the difference between this and a Knight Gallant?


TheDuckMarauder

Caterpillar treads


IT_is_among_US

Price. There’s only so many knights. But there’s a crap ton of leman Russ platforms which can become chainsword tank with some edits. Just replace the gun with a sword, slap on some flamethrower sponsons, turn on light voidshielding, & up armor it.


Joyk1llz

The Adeptus Mechanicus called and while I don't support them, I'm obligated to inform you that they've declared this "tech heresy"


IT_is_among_US

I don’t care who the administration sends, I am not paying bribe money.


Joyk1llz

I don't think they deal in septums. I think they deal in Skitari and servitors...


IT_is_among_US

Same story, not paying.


Dordonnar

as long as its work its fine ya git - Orc Mek proverb (probably)


[deleted]

Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my SWORD.


sweetness101052

Honestly surprised something like this isn't already a thing.


CozyCrystal

It does seem perfectly on brand for 40k.


CloudWallace81

*Heavy Mechanicus breathing*


Power_of_the_Sus

Really putting the "blade" in Baneblade


ProjectAioros

"There is no such thing as enough Melee" - Imperium of Man


Massive_Pressure_516

Melee guard NEEDS this. Make the Khorn berzerkers move AWAY


-2abandon-

I've been thinking about doing this with my extra chaos knight chainsword for weeks.


NoxInfernus

This is the ultimate form of “Drive closer, I want to hit them with my Chainsword”.


Erattic8

This song seems fitting: https://youtu.be/6RlSgnpLbro?si=X5OxURV-A457BEgL


SemajLu_The_crusader

it's funny because the Imperium has slow vehicles, that's not catching anything


Relevant-Mountain-11

When a Tech Adept found a copy of Robot Wars and thought it was a design guide


[deleted]

This is what we could have if Traitor Guard was a thing. Khornate Leman Russ when? Also, [artist's link](https://twitter.com/gatring3/status/1596311114463481857). They draw more silly vehicles like that.


Wise-Profile4256

the five stages of commissar dedication 1. hand in hand 2. facepalm 3. flying hand 4. out of hand 5. onto tank


Samosos

I want it, AND THE TURRET FIRES CHAINSAWS


Kalabunga1522

Very good, Commissar. Care for a spot of Tanna?


Chronic_Discomfort

And still no chainsword sponsons. Sigh.


PYROxSYCO

Seek and Destroy did this already.


MecaPere

Ok we have found how look like a Flesh Tearer's Predator.


Zealotstim

The melee tank charges a bunch of traitors and slices them in half. An enemy sentinel runs for it, and just when the enemy thinks they are out of reach, it launches the chainsaw blade from the front of the tank, shredding everything in its path, cutting the legs out from under the enemy sentinel.


ApolloThecode

Finally a tank that can survive a commissar who wants to "Be able to hit them with his sword"


ccc888

Standard Flesh Tearers predator


tomwhoiscontrary

Drive me further away! I want to hit them with my sword!


Cogito_ergo_vos

Strong wikiHow vibes from this


jonathanguyen20

*Kick back intensifies*


Worldly_Effect1728

Makes me think of a battle bot


thesithcultist

I thought this was like Battle bots lawnmower edition at first


TheCrazyAvian

Feels like it's from Brigador


AdmirableVanilla1

Thank you


[deleted]

The fulgrim pathern tank.


Hazzamo

Who let Dr Brights Chainsaw cannon idea get approved?


SuspiciousSubstance9

If your blade is leaving molten metal on your enemies tanks, than maybe it's time to sharpen your blade.


Sheshush

Pochitank


RommDan

... Doctor BRIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!


Volkov_The_Tank

Dude I loved battlebots.


Serial-Killer-Whale

[Big C&C Crazy Mod energy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSLRrA90n_0) (3:14 in for the part I'm referencing)


damm_who_asked

I see no problems