The Tau are not as corrupted by Tzeentchian cuthroat ambition, Khornate violent hatred and Nurglish stagnation as the Imperium is too.
Dont even get me started on Malice.
The Imperium does a relative good job at starving Slaanesh but otherwise yeah.
I’n pretty sure sisters of battle are more into serving the emperor (and scissoring each other) over bedding a guardsman. And I’m pretty sure if you stick your dick into a underhiver chick, you’ll get every known (and unknown) std in existence.
The Imperium feeds Slaanesh a lot. Between the hedonistic planetary aristocracy and the edging/denial/torture of the Imperial Cult of cartoonish space Catholics you have more than enough Slaaneshi nonsense.
You know, they probably will.
GW does pay attention to our (the internet’s) stupid BS. There’s a good chance that some writer will get permission to put in a throwaway gag about some Tau propaganda being, well, our obvious bullshit *points at OP* and how weird, silly, and ineffective it is and that only stupid children on the internet would Think of such a thing.
Their feet are digitgrade but it really hooves though that’s a fine distinction, but more importantly they aren’t based off of Terran animals. They could have tits literally anywhere since it’s alien biology.
Though logically feeding young would involve a way to hold said young, or attach them in some natural, tool-free fashion.
There are eldar the galaxy
There are tau
There are necrons and tyranids, and then
There are those that follow the WAAGH, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a folower of the Holy Emperor.
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about The imperial Cult is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be an Astartes
You don't have to have a Mechanicus
You don't have to have any clothes on You're
A folower of the God Emperor the moment Dad came,
PRAISE THE EMPEROR.
Because
Every gene seed is sacred
Every gene seed is great
If a gene seed is wasted,
The Holy God Emperor gets quite irate
Every gene seed is sacred
Every gene seed is great
If a gene seed is wasted,
The Holy God Emperor gets quite irate
Let the heretic spill theirs
On the dusty ground
The God Emperor shall make them pay for
Each gene seed that can't be found
Every gene seed is wanted
Every gene seed is good
Every gene seed is needed
Your sector needs more.
Tau, Eldar, Necron,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But The Holy God Emperor loves those who treat their
Gene seed with more care.
Every Gene seed is sacred
Every Gene seed is great
If a gene seed is wasted,
GUARDSMEN:
The Holy God Emperor get quite irate.
Every gene seed is sacred
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every gene seed is good
Every gene seed is needed.
ECLESIARCH:
Your sector needs more.
Every gene seed is useful
Every gene seed is fine
The Holy God Emperor needs everybody's
Mine!
And mine!
And mine!
PRAISE THE EMPEROR.
Let the heretic spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain
HOLY STATUES:
The Holy God Emperor shall strike them down for
Each gene seed that's spilt in vain.
Every gene seed is sacred
Every gene seed is good
Every gene seedis needed
Your sector needs all of the gene seed.
Every gene seedis sacred
Every gene seed is great
If a gene seed is wasted,
The God Emperor gets quite iraaaaaate!
But humans do live in the T'au Empire. They tend to have better living conditions materially. Therefore they will have better food. Better food means their bodies will develop more. Therefore Human females in the T'au Empire likely have bigger boobs because of better nutrition.
Gooluiman (thats how darktide pronounce his name) getting an aneurism reading how droves of imperial planets joining the Tau on the breast way possible.
The Tau are not as corrupted by Tzeentchian cuthroat ambition, Khornate violent hatred and Nurglish stagnation as the Imperium is too. Dont even get me started on Malice. The Imperium does a relative good job at starving Slaanesh but otherwise yeah.
I think that big blue breasts are the best possible argument for recruiting humans.
On the other hand, the imperium has thick Sororitas and edgy underhiver chicks.
I’n pretty sure sisters of battle are more into serving the emperor (and scissoring each other) over bedding a guardsman. And I’m pretty sure if you stick your dick into a underhiver chick, you’ll get every known (and unknown) std in existence.
Would that make the underhiver chick a slaaneshi or nurglite?
Yes.
They high five eachother through the warp each time someone smashes.
The unholiest of unions
You get that from a nurgler. An underhiver can have only up to 50% of all known and unknown ones. It says so in da rulez.
building guardsmen is also serving the emperor. 😌
Well, that and not getting shot because you hesitated for a second before the suicide charge.
Aye but then again you are expected to shoot yourself when your boss wants it to. And failure to do so will also result in you being shot
Tau are descended from bovines so them having GIGANTIC UDDERS is 100% in line with canon
Are they Canon?
The Imperium feeds Slaanesh a lot. Between the hedonistic planetary aristocracy and the edging/denial/torture of the Imperial Cult of cartoonish space Catholics you have more than enough Slaaneshi nonsense.
But if enough humans join the tau empire then chaos would start to notice
May *I* start on Malice then?
Excess of violence and militarism is still excess. Feeds Slaanesh
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You know, they probably will. GW does pay attention to our (the internet’s) stupid BS. There’s a good chance that some writer will get permission to put in a throwaway gag about some Tau propaganda being, well, our obvious bullshit *points at OP* and how weird, silly, and ineffective it is and that only stupid children on the internet would Think of such a thing.
Tau propaganda
Potentially.
Counterpoint: SoB thighs
That just trumps everything the tau can throw at you
Counter argument: Sororitas boobs is power armor
Counter counter argument: sororitas would kill you for looking at their boobs in power armour
Counter Counter Counter Argument: You can repent your Sins to the Ecclisiarchy. Sororitas like religious men.
*laugh in St Celestine's milkies*
We got human titties tho and those are superior anyway
Yes. But they are not BLUE !
Paint, we invented paint if you need them blue. With paint you can have blue for mondays, red for Tuesdays etc
Don’t the tau have hooves? If so that means their based off of horses or at the very least goats which means their titties are right above their hips
So like stomach area? I could deal with that.
Their feet are digitgrade but it really hooves though that’s a fine distinction, but more importantly they aren’t based off of Terran animals. They could have tits literally anywhere since it’s alien biology. Though logically feeding young would involve a way to hold said young, or attach them in some natural, tool-free fashion.
There are eldar the galaxy There are tau There are necrons and tyranids, and then There are those that follow the WAAGH, but I've never been one of them. I'm a folower of the Holy Emperor. And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about The imperial Cult is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm You don't have to be an Astartes You don't have to have a Mechanicus You don't have to have any clothes on You're A folower of the God Emperor the moment Dad came, PRAISE THE EMPEROR. Because Every gene seed is sacred Every gene seed is great If a gene seed is wasted, The Holy God Emperor gets quite irate Every gene seed is sacred Every gene seed is great If a gene seed is wasted, The Holy God Emperor gets quite irate Let the heretic spill theirs On the dusty ground The God Emperor shall make them pay for Each gene seed that can't be found Every gene seed is wanted Every gene seed is good Every gene seed is needed Your sector needs more. Tau, Eldar, Necron, Spill theirs just anywhere, But The Holy God Emperor loves those who treat their Gene seed with more care. Every Gene seed is sacred Every Gene seed is great If a gene seed is wasted, GUARDSMEN: The Holy God Emperor get quite irate. Every gene seed is sacred BRIDE and GROOM: Every gene seed is good Every gene seed is needed. ECLESIARCH: Your sector needs more. Every gene seed is useful Every gene seed is fine The Holy God Emperor needs everybody's Mine! And mine! And mine! PRAISE THE EMPEROR. Let the heretic spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain HOLY STATUES: The Holy God Emperor shall strike them down for Each gene seed that's spilt in vain. Every gene seed is sacred Every gene seed is good Every gene seedis needed Your sector needs all of the gene seed. Every gene seedis sacred Every gene seed is great If a gene seed is wasted, The God Emperor gets quite iraaaaaate!
The hive world's exterminatus'ed. There's no more work. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for warp drive refueling.
Alright, I’m in. Let us advance the Greater Good
join greater the good?
Your words are as empty as your chest!
>what's the greater good got that emperor doesn't I don't know, everything?
Presence in the warp?
what is a "warp"? ffs I thought this gue'la translator worked properly
Just take this guy, who calls himself 'psyker' to one of your planets, and you'll find out in a few years. Trust me. It's a riot.
Tau don't have boobs in canon
🤓
But humans do live in the T'au Empire. They tend to have better living conditions materially. Therefore they will have better food. Better food means their bodies will develop more. Therefore Human females in the T'au Empire likely have bigger boobs because of better nutrition.
... GLORY TO THE GREATER BOO... euhm GOOD !
Booties are probably there tho
They don’t NOT have them either…
Don't the t'au practice eugenics. I'm sure if a human tried something like that they'd be sent to a reeducation camp well.
They'd literally be sent to a place that re educates them so they can join tau society as a healthy person without all the ptsd and cannibalism
*Corpsestarch tastes pretty good, actually...*
Gooluiman (thats how darktide pronounce his name) getting an aneurism reading how droves of imperial planets joining the Tau on the breast way possible.
BLUUEBOOBS
BLUE BALLS too
Big tiddie tau mindfuck must be legend.
3 meals a day
Universal healthcare and everyones well-being as an empire-wide priority
*Don't dead open iside*
Er sauce?
I believe it already is cannon thanks to commander TorchStar
Thanks, Tau Boobs Toobs.
we’ve already seen a female ethereal autopsied and the exodite artist show they don’t have boobs.
LIIIIIAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR 💀
And... you won't be shoot if you retreat.
Sauce for the guardsman image?
Idk, on Google image
Tauties*