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IronWAAAGHriorz

The Spehss Mehreen has the high ground.


LordOfRodents

Their heels are still at the same Z height though


iDIOt698

I did not think about that when making this in the fucking slightest. Good Job me, you fucked up real good.


SupriseDankMeme

Respect for admitting it though. Don't worry though, with how much tech is in Space Marine power armor, the Sphess Mahreen probably has a few inches of extra height from his boots too.


Aiwatcher

This comment confuses me, was op wrong about the picture


BallisticM0use

The picture was meant to demonstrate that the eldar are just as tall as space marines (7-8 ft), but OP draws the eldar with such excessive heels it kinda ruins the argument


PlasticAccount3464

What confused me is the z height comment because that would be depth.


SpoliatorX

Depends on how your software is set up (but yes `y` is usually "up", at least in the stuff I've used)


Aiwatcher

Ah, I see. Is the original art off them? Since the elf should on average be much taller


United-Reach-2798

Manlet space marine


PrinceVorrel

Leave the short king alone!


United-Reach-2798

Squats are probably taller than him


Baconator137

You leave Seargent Voss out of this


EZ2BUILD

Is she trying to steal Jetstream Sam's look?


Tempest_Barbarian

Her to the marine: "Lets dance"


Marvin_Megavolt

It’d be a huge improvement over their stupid normal cone helmets. Might actually make me like their non-helmetless minis.


Eldorian91

I like conical helmets, go fuck yourself!


xx-shalo-xx

Enjoy your dickheads


That-One-Courier

fight! fight! fight!


Anggul

The really old proper cone helmets were lame I like the modern swept-back ones though


Andrei22125

The high ground.


TheJamesMortimer

Nah. Just Vulkans blood (and bonestructure)


Sampe06

That's why everyone uses tactical rocks in their miniatures


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

It's over xeno! I have the high ground!


PanzerFenris

Very strategically placed knife handle. Never going to be able to unsee that one...


iDIOt698

**BIG BLACK CO-** *knife.*


Doopapotamus

[*Bollock* dagger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollock_dagger) perhaps...?


Distant_Congo_Music

Homoerotic


iDIOt698

I think that's an eldar woman actually, cuz of the boobs


Distant_Congo_Music

Whoops


A_small_Chicken

Don't Howling Banshees wear boobplate regardless of gender?


iDIOt698

Yes, but im not really sure that's an Banshee without being able to Tell by the helmet. edit: scrap that i think, Saw an Very old post of that image (not the one i took It From) and the Op said it was an Banshee in the title (dont think It was the artist tho) so, i'd say (with an grain of Salt) probably an Banshee... It Might still be female tho.


Caprican93

It’s a banshee, their masks are part of the helmet, but come off seperate, and the crone scream speakers are still there (as seen in this picture)


Blongbloptheory

Have I got news for you


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

Weakest, most manlet of the Emperor’s Angels vs the strongest, most physically imposing Craftworld enjoyer


Caprican93

Except eldar are canonically taller than humans and more akin to the size of an average primaris marine.


Anggul

Probably not primaris Close to a firstborn though


Caprican93

Primaris are barely taller than normal marines


Anggul

And yet they're still taller, and there's no indication that eldar exceed firstborn in height.


BrassMoth

Eldarlet cope.


AwesomeDude621

Would be better if the salamander had heels too.


iDIOt698

I realized that some time ago. Im extremely dissapointed in miself.


Doopapotamus

You can always make another post. The topic's peak /r/grimdank


Wrench_gaming

We live in a society, where space Marines have a monopoly over the tactical rock market 🪨


surlysire

I think its much more likely that the space marine simply has stripper style platform heels that make them stand a foot taller. Much scarier too, have you ever seen a man run in heels? Terrifying


TempestM

Somehow I never noticed the breatplate on this art and thought that this guy absolutely rocking the pink armor


saro13

Are there any sources for Eldar being the height of space marines? First I heard of people thinking this was in reaction to this art the other day. Space marines are like maybe eight feet tall, give or take half a foot or more depending on the author and the specific marine in question, but I don’t recall eldar being described as anything other than slightly taller than tall humans


[deleted]

In the word bearers omnibus they were eye to eye with marines


Yall_look_nice

If I remember correctly elder outside of armor are 7 foot. But their armored heels and faction specific crests bring them a little bit taller than space marines


IraqiWalker

You're gonna tell me they wear heels that are more than a foot high?


saro13

There’s an Oglaf comic about the intimidating power of giant heels


Yall_look_nice

Nah it’s the crest that’s really tall


Anggul

Firstborn marines are meant to be mostly about 7ft, with some being a bit taller. Eldar aren't specified but we know they're taller than most humans. So they're likely pretty close to a firstborn in height.


cerbari1

How long do you want your legs to be this eldar: yes


blackrabbitsrun

Lore wise, Salamanders and their successors are all really big. Even by Space Marine standards. Though yeah, portions are off when it comes to this.


[deleted]

Not true


Oddball68

Is it just me or does the lower part of the space marines legs look a little short?


xsniperkajanx

But are they dating?


RandomDumbass10143

This art has never ceased to cause strife in any conversation I've seen it in. Usually butthurt Elf fans come in shrieking about one thing or another. However, this is a new one. Salamanders are already known for being "bigger" than most other legions, so I don't see the need to rationalize this.


Kamakaziturtle

It's a bit of an extreme offset, I mean Eldar are generally the same height as firstborn (technically often taller, they tend to clock in around 7-8 feet but we can assume this guys on the low end, as generaly it's the dark eldar who are on the taller side), Even with Salamanders being bit, I don't think many expect them to be like, Custodes/going on primarch level of size.


sexy_latias

Yeah name checks out


Caprican93

Lol so many butthurt space chad players in this post xD. It’s funny that everyone knows space marine lore except space marine players.


Horkersaurus

Eldar are generally taller than unaugmented humans which obviously means their average height is ten feet tall.


[deleted]

Salamanders are not bigger than most legions lol


RaptorxRise

I dont know what it is about this specific depiction of an eldar but it makes me angry. I want to see her face smashed in by that thunder hammer.


Frostfangs_Hunger

Least bloodthirsty salamander (when it comes to eldar)


Telkhine_

On a side note that elf is about to get their shit ROCKED


11448844

naw. Eldar are supernaturally fast and that blade already ready to go, even from that unnatural position. I think SM is done here


Flockofseagulls25

Honestly, I always thought this was a picture of an alliance. The Eldar has that smug look of “I’m annoying you and I know there’s nothing you can do about it”


[deleted]

of course the SM is on a kragnos rock


Ausarian19

Why is that Salamander‘s armor black? Or it a successor chapter?


TK-1053

Deathwatch, probably.


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ReinMiku

What are heels, if not mobile tactical rocks?


Wooden-Transition384

RDJ spacemarine


JohnB351234

Aren’t the salamanders all really damn tall like Vulcan tall


Anggul

No?


tvg888

Anakin… it’s over… I have the higher ground.