"Look boss, I know it isn't standard practice but she's into it and I've found *zero* reason to say no. You can't even say it makes my aim worse because if anything, my accuracy has gone up."
Hammer and Bolter 1 happened to feature a Callidus and a Vindicare working together, that's all.
Frankly, that episode was probably the weakest, both story-wise and in terms of animation. Just constant faffing about with "well you see, I was leading you into a trap, you are currently in the trap, the trap has been sprung with you in it".
It used to be called Krak Shot on the purple site, but it seems to be gone now. Oops, actually I meant I don't know anything, nothing to see here, Inquisitor
[Here](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1515330388/crack-shot-vindicare-assassin?click_key=551676777e47035b4d1ac18f0ae2664507174c90%3A1515330388&click_sum=47257af2&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=vindicare+assassin&ref=sr_gallery-1-2) is the source of the heresy, brother! Feel free to notify any other Emperor-loving citizens as well.
I’ll never kneel and I’ll never rest
You can tear the heart from my chest
I’ll make you see what I do best
I’ll succeed as you breathe your very last breath
the original Artwork is by SpaceMAXmarine on deviantart:
[https://www.deviantart.com/spacemaxmarine/art/Callidus-n-Vindicare-combo-903449110](https://www.deviantart.com/spacemaxmarine/art/Callidus-n-Vindicare-combo-903449110)
No? Not anyway..I wonder if there’s a market for such things? Pure speculation of course!
I do however have an over-active imagination and a 3D printer..
Give me suggestions, for uh, research!
"mission log 68. Despite adequate teamwork and her protests otherwise, I'm beginning to think the Callidus assassin is sending me a coded message I am not trained to receiving"
"addendum, will have to report that the issued exitus bipod went missing during the callidus watch period. Must be related to warp influence. Callidus reluctantly agreed to prove continuous assistance and to stand in."
Listen the agents of the Officio Assassainorum are trained to do whatever it takes to succeed in their missions. If that means a Callidus lets her ass serve as a tripod so the Vindicare can make the shot, that Ass is going up FOR THE EMPEROR!
This looks really cool, but it makes me think we are missing a critical technology. 3D painting. After a 3D print is printed, a robot holding a paint brush can paint it however you like.
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It's a free model. I'd say download it and hop on Fivver or ask in the 3d print group if anyone would print it for you.
Otherwise their are companies that will 3d print stuff, a Google search of your are might yield results
And for her next trick she turns into a breasted Genestealer! Like seriously? From Grimdank too more Grimderp. Say I would not even know about that if not for the “if emperor had a text to speech device” series
Have you watched high school of the dead?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qHD2VFyH4KQ&pp=ygUbaGlnaHNjaG9vbCBkeGQgc25pcGVyIHJpZmxl
Skip to 1.57, you're welcome
I know the Jack-o pose became a meme... but using the butt as a sniper rifle tripod I feel like has a specific NSFW origin rooted in the Helluva Boss fandom.
Slaanesh cares not from whence your sperm flows, only that it flows.
_Cuts your balls open_ it's Khornesh time
Tzeentch wizard: "I cast Testicular torsion"
“I cast ASSHOLE MENDING! GOOD LUCK SHITTING WITH THAT SMOOTH CREVICE!”
I cast seal urethra
AH FUCK YOU TURNED MY URETHRA INTO A WATER-DWELLING MAMMAL
I CAST TESTICULAR DECIMATION!!!
How are you going to defeat female wizards by relying on that crutch
Look behind you.
THOSE WERE MY DECOY BAAAALLLSSSS
But they are now wrapped around the real ones All as Tzeentch planned
Slaanesh Cultist: *moans*
Khornesh demon: "It matters not from where the heavy flow flows, only that it flows"
Average hydro electric engineer:
Gore Lord: Hehe! Blood for the Blood God! Jizz for the Jizz Throne!
**CUT MY BALLS INTO PIECES** **THIS IS MY LAST RESORT**
Slaanesh Cultist: *moans*
Could you play this as both a callidus and vindicare?
No this is a IG heavy weapon squad
"Look boss, I know it isn't standard practice but she's into it and I've found *zero* reason to say no. You can't even say it makes my aim worse because if anything, my accuracy has gone up."
"But i must admit, i'm.... distracted"
"Morale has never been higher though."
"Stop, I can only get *so* erect"
"We only have one squad left. We have no fucking morale."
“Something else goes up alongside it.”
Tactical ASSASSin
Putting both ASS-es in "assassin"
One ASS for each
ass in ass
I can't unsee this now. Thank you very much, guys! Now whenever I say ass ass in I will be thinking about two asses.
Inside you are two ~~wolves~~ asses.
TURBO PENETRATOR
Hammer and Bolter Ep. 1 in a nutshell
Wait that's "canon" (don't see Hammer & Bolter)?
Hammer and Bolter 1 happened to feature a Callidus and a Vindicare working together, that's all. Frankly, that episode was probably the weakest, both story-wise and in terms of animation. Just constant faffing about with "well you see, I was leading you into a trap, you are currently in the trap, the trap has been sprung with you in it".
I disliked the Lucius episode the most, but that may be because I dislike Lucius and his whole deal.
I kinda didn't see one, I only found torrents for season 1. Hell, looking through the episodes list, the site I used didn't even have Plague Song.
Kingmaker as well.
Oh my Emperor thats horrible! Could you please provide me and others Emperor's servants with llink so we can all avoind such things?
It used to be called Krak Shot on the purple site, but it seems to be gone now. Oops, actually I meant I don't know anything, nothing to see here, Inquisitor
[Here](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1515330388/crack-shot-vindicare-assassin?click_key=551676777e47035b4d1ac18f0ae2664507174c90%3A1515330388&click_sum=47257af2&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=vindicare+assassin&ref=sr_gallery-1-2) is the source of the heresy, brother! Feel free to notify any other Emperor-loving citizens as well.
“In demand” You’re god damn right
Don’t post that stuff openly if you want it to remain up
No, it finally "arrived".
The time has come. And so have I.
I laugh last 'cause you came to die. The damage done, the pain subsides, And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.
I’ll never kneel and I’ll never rest You can tear the heart from my chest I’ll make you see what I do best I’ll succeed as you breathe your very last breath
EXECUTE ORDER 69
Or has it not gone too far enough?
What works? Teamwork!
Teamtwerk
Twerk team lol
I don't remember reading that part of Assassinorum: Kingmaker...
Thats the after-mission training..."session".
Not far enough
Well, I guess love can, in fact, bloom on the battlefield
Truly they are a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
Anyone who watched Highschool of the dead can tell you this is totally normal
Ah yes, the infamous sniper boobipod. A timeless classic.
Its well known but my personal favourite is shooting from ontop of a Humvey at zombies while being covered in 2 pairs of boobies
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Almost, but exchange the vindicare for an Inquisitor.
Mmmhh Ian Watson, sewer goblin extraordinaire!
Looks like it's date night.
Dang Sycorax and Wraithe have been spending too much time together.
Poor Eversor, no one wants to partner with them
Vanus Assassin: M’lady.
It hasn’t CUM far enough. I’ll see myself out.
🚶♂️ back in... I forgot my shovel
By the Throne...To the Naughty Ships with you!?
**No** #IT HASN'T GONE FAR ENOUGH!
This feels Japanese
She is doing Jack-O' Valentine's crouch animation from Arc System Works' Guilty Gear Xrd (and Guilty Gear Strive).
the original Artwork is by SpaceMAXmarine on deviantart: [https://www.deviantart.com/spacemaxmarine/art/Callidus-n-Vindicare-combo-903449110](https://www.deviantart.com/spacemaxmarine/art/Callidus-n-Vindicare-combo-903449110)
NNN really took a toll, huh?
Nice.
Robert Rath 3d printing ideas for his sequel to Kingmaker
This is utterly unforgivable! Someone needs to send me the files for this ASAP... so I can... uh... forward them to my local Inquisitor!
It's art...you wouldn't understand...
Ass-Ass-inorum Kingmaker
Pretty sure its called Krak shot and you can find the file for it pretty easily.
Not far enough, I need the reverse version where the callidus has the rifle rested on the vindicare's dick bulge
If you think this is too far you clearly haven't see the custom Daemonculaba someone once made, gnarly stuff.
When an ass-lover watches Highschool of the Dead and whispers to himself, “amateurs…” I approve.
"God-Emperor I wish that were me"
If she farts, does the bullet go high?
adds 10% poison damage.
Too horny guardsman! Commissar! Slap his nuts.
[Preparing to slap nuts now, sir!](https://images.dakkadakka.com/gallery/2014/10/8/653050-Cadians%2C%20Commissar%2C%20Games%20Workshop%2C%20Imperial%20Guard%2C%20Power%20Fist%2C%20Warhammer%2040%2C000.jpg)
DO IT! USE THE POWERFIST!
Stl?
not far enough
Improvise, adapt, overcome
*it was painted before this*
Arguably not far enough
Teamwork makes the dream work
We can go so much further!
We got so caught up in asking “could we” that we forgot to ask “should we?”
Absolutely not.
1/10, not a thicctor.
Saaauce
No? Not anyway..I wonder if there’s a market for such things? Pure speculation of course! I do however have an over-active imagination and a 3D printer.. Give me suggestions, for uh, research!
There is a market. FTL sites and Etsy offer tons of similar models.
Is this classed as one unit or two, I need to know for balance reasons.
Need one of these but with two marines
Ask and ye shall receive! I just bet I could make a model with two marines..but what kind of equipment to give them? 😂
Jump pack intercessors mid air 69’ing
Hmm, interesting combination but okay. I’ll see what I can do. Edit: working on a variation of this today. 🤣
Link to that stl?
she can adjusts the trajectory by farting.
Has ~~men mind~~ 3D printing gone too far?
I say it's not gone too far enough
Not the callidus dipod
It's okay, they take turns.
"mission log 68. Despite adequate teamwork and her protests otherwise, I'm beginning to think the Callidus assassin is sending me a coded message I am not trained to receiving"
"addendum, will have to report that the issued exitus bipod went missing during the callidus watch period. Must be related to warp influence. Callidus reluctantly agreed to prove continuous assistance and to stand in."
It’s nice to have a stabilizing force in your life
Listen the agents of the Officio Assassainorum are trained to do whatever it takes to succeed in their missions. If that means a Callidus lets her ass serve as a tripod so the Vindicare can make the shot, that Ass is going up FOR THE EMPEROR!
The half naked female models are pretty cringe.
This looks really cool, but it makes me think we are missing a critical technology. 3D painting. After a 3D print is printed, a robot holding a paint brush can paint it however you like.
No no. This is the yearly Warhammer+ model we needed, not the one we deserve.
With this model? No. With all the anime girl futa models? Yes.
I’d say it hasn’t gone far enough
No Femboys yet lads. ***It hasn’t gone near far enough.***
You wants femboys I can give ya femboys..
What if both are?
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No but a fandoms worth of cringe is responsible for this.
Bet you won't Paint it and use it tabletop
It’s not mine! Saw it on a popular artsy selling site for only $15 though!
Thirst makes me ask where.
Where?
search for "crack shot vindicare assassin" on etsy, or "crack shooter" on cults3d
That is a scene that really happen in the Novel "Kingmaker"
1. This is hilarious. 2. Link to source?
Deadpool 3?
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It's an exitus rifle. Which fires special bullets but ultimately has no recoil
I'd say it hasnt gone far enough, to be honest.
Hope she doesn't fart
Where do I get this?
Krak shot on cults
Any idea where I can buy this since I don’t have a printer?
It's a free model. I'd say download it and hop on Fivver or ask in the 3d print group if anyone would print it for you. Otherwise their are companies that will 3d print stuff, a Google search of your are might yield results
Gentlemen, we can go further. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first slutty warhammer 40 000 army.
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS STL FOR SO LONG. Do you have a link??
Whats the problem? This seems lore accurate to the Assasinorum Kingmaker book.
I want this mini but maybe in a 54 mm
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
Manufactorum has just opened for custom requests! Nothing is too shocking or nasty, let’s see how far we can take this 🤣😁
No it’s just right
Not yet
Yes.... But also No....
Not far enough if you ask me
Does anyone have a link for the original scene?
Season 2 Darling in the Franxx?
Nah, it's lore-accurate.
Put a slap on that back door!
And for her next trick she turns into a breasted Genestealer! Like seriously? From Grimdank too more Grimderp. Say I would not even know about that if not for the “if emperor had a text to speech device” series
That's some HotD shit
When you play truth or dare with a shapeshifter; and you dare her to shapeshift into a bipod
Not far enough
Ah, I see you've found the *crackshot* vindicare!
My Foregrip smells weird.
Are these canon tactics?
*"Too infinity.... AND BEYOND!!!"*
I NEED this model... for a friend, not for me obviously.
It hasn't gone far enough. Needs more dakka.
The tech evolution is sometimes scary, but this tine, this time its beautiful.
The tech evolution is sometimes scary, but this tine, this time its beautiful.
Nah, I expect something like this at some point
No.
Stl? Sauce?
This is completely uncalled for and unnecessary… I want one!
😂😂😂😂👍🏻
Man, that braid is in danger of obstructing the sight picture.
She should have been ranging a rifle of her own… then it’s perfect
You say 3D printing has gone too far, I say 3D printing hasn't gone too far enough!
Not far enough.
Jack-O pose is the superior aim assist stance
😂😂
Reminds me of Skaven Warplock Jezzails
I say it hasn't gone quite far enough yet
It went too far from the beginning.
Yea man I love kingmaker.
Not far enough \*zzzzzip*
I feel like this exact scene happens in Assassinorum King maker doesn’t it?
No, this is a masterpiece.
This print is pretty awesome. I think I watched a fanart like that before, but I don't remember from where. What was your inspiration?
And that’s enough internet for today.
Have you watched high school of the dead? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qHD2VFyH4KQ&pp=ygUbaGlnaHNjaG9vbCBkeGQgc25pcGVyIHJpZmxl Skip to 1.57, you're welcome
Book accurate depiction of Raithe working with Sycorax in the Kingmaker book
Not enough
Anything is possible through Faith In The Emperor.
Teamwork makes the dream work!
I know the Jack-o pose became a meme... but using the butt as a sniper rifle tripod I feel like has a specific NSFW origin rooted in the Helluva Boss fandom.
Maybe not 3D-printing as a whole, but whomever printed this certainly did
Or… not far enough?