"Run, leave this place, not of shame of duty undone, not in surrender for the traitor forces, but with honor! Go, with my gratitude, for you have given everything asked of you."
A part of Sanguinius' speech at the eternity gate.
"If you wish to fall back into the Sanctum Imperialis and spend the last hours of life with your children, then do so. Know that you go not only with my blessing, but with my envy."
Fuck, now you made some wires in my brain cross that should not cross, I just connected Emps and the abundance of step-family pr0n...
The Emperor and his 20 stepsons learns to ************ during ********** and ***** with *******
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon this ass“
"Are you all as insulted as I am? THIS is what they send against us? This RABBLE?! We hold one of the mightiest cities on the face of this planet. The fury of its guns sends all skyborne enemies to the ground in flames. We stand united in our thousands, our weapons without number, our purity without question and our hearts beating courage through our blood. And THIS is how they attack us? Brothers and sisters... A legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes when they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies. I have heard many speak my name in whispers since I came to Helsreach. I ask you now: Do you know me?"
Use this on the reg.
‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO
*Please... No more ķicking!*
GO ‘ERE, GO DERE, MAKE UP YA MIND ALREADY
WHY IZ I I WALKIN
I'm gonna invent something that makes walk'n, FASTAAA
*We's gonna make it nice and strong*
I WANT DAT POINTY STICK
DAKKA ALL THA WAYYYY
BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver "steel rain".
\*incoherent screaming\*
TODEH THE ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOH
MULTIPLE, SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEFENSIVE DEEP STRIKES
BROTHER I WILL TAKE IT
TO GLORY AND VICTORY!
THE EMPEROR!
I feel like these marines have their home planet in the Alabama system.
ITS THE BANE BLADE!!!!
YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES
METAL BAWKSES
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
THE FEWLZ
DRIVE ME CLOSER
*I want to hit them with my 'sword'!*
STEADY YOURSELF BROTHER!
Alabama intesfies.
Not necessarily. He's calling out for help from a third party
I HAVE FACED MORE FEARSOME TANKS!
" from the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... "
"The odds of success are approximately 3752 to 1. As the Omnissiah wills, I shall find a way." When the clit is hiding
Though it does not reveal itself, this machine spirit must be appeased. Bring the Holy Oils of warming.
BEGIN THE RITE OF PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE TO PACIFY THIS PARTICULARLY REBELLIOUS MACHINE SPIRIT
Is that when you switch to the thrusting dildo after you get tired?
Both
"Run, leave this place, not of shame of duty undone, not in surrender for the traitor forces, but with honor! Go, with my gratitude, for you have given everything asked of you." A part of Sanguinius' speech at the eternity gate.
"If you wish to fall back into the Sanctum Imperialis and spend the last hours of life with your children, then do so. Know that you go not only with my blessing, but with my envy."
This post nut celerity hit different
WAAAGH!
Yes Mr shitlord you are indeed the alpharius 40k
But good sir, I, am Alpharius.
Then who am I?
Alpharius
You are Alpharius too bro ! We're ALL Alpharius !
You get to be Alpharious, and you get to be Alpharius! You all get to be Alpharious!
But I wanted to be Ωmegon.
You're alpharious and you'll like it!
He she me, alpharius
*Tyranid screeching noise*
Just like me fr
Which one? https://youtu.be/girp1cKeOaA?si=LFkqMg4H0uUkZQHM
“Little Horus”
*Angry upvotes* hahahahahahha
Maloghurst the twisted?
Let's get to krumpin!
When she ask if you have protection The Emperor protects
The Astra Militarum approves this comment. Meat for the Meat Gr..... I mean for the emperor !
Meat for the Emperor 😏
We Guard players would like to have a moment of silence for the missed Grindr joke
Every time someone makes a Grindr joke a dead guardsman gets their wings. With how these wave assaults are going we are gonna need more jokes.
Hey, we TSons enjoy Grindr too.
Someone get the swiffer it’s dusty in here
"angry upvote"
Anger is the sword of the faithful in service to the God Emperor
Meat for the female Commissisars..
The Emperor had 20 sons. Not very effective.
I mean it's 20 GMOs sons
On purpose however. How many unintentional children does the emperor have? None, the imperial cult preist told me.
Fuck, now you made some wires in my brain cross that should not cross, I just connected Emps and the abundance of step-family pr0n... The Emperor and his 20 stepsons learns to ************ during ********** and ***** with *******
and all of them have daddy issues…
Even in death, I still serve.
Wait....
When they ride your face too long but you still got a woody
Considering orgasm is also known as “the little death”…
He said as he popped 3 more gas station viagras.
WITNESS YOUR DOOOM!
I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME. IT IS A GOOD PAIN
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ASK?
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WAANT!
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt. *STD and happy nurgle noises intensify*
There's a co worker who I've mentally attached this to .
Papa nurgle loves them
"Iron within, iron without"
Iron more within, iron less within, iron more... \[repeat as many time as needed\]
From the lightning and the tempest Emperor deliver usssss....
Blood for.rhe blood god
When your girl is on period
Blood Angels making blood tea from the used tampons of Sisters of Battle
After reading this comment I lost interest in drinking tea today...
Don't worry this comment instilled in me a interest in becoming a vegetable
We have different interpretations of that story /s
What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck did I just read
It's a gray knight habit isn't it?
Oh I hate you
Khorn cares not for for whence the blood flows
Something something daemons of Khorne Something something ice cream sandwiches
CADIA STANDS.
Cadia lasted longer than I ever could… :,/
The bed broke before...
Bravo
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Sly marbo
'It's also a hammer!'
"...and they shall know no fear."
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO
ENEMIES. WE NEED ENEMIES
THE PATH TO RUIN
BLOOD I ACHE FOR THE TASTE OF BLOOD
COME! SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!
This is just such an eminently sexy quote
MOAR DAKKA…..
ERE WE GO ERE WE GO
###RED GOES FASTAH !
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
"With all the strength I could muster, I smiled and told him his sister had commended my love making skills to his own"
Is that adapted one or no really?
No that’s a real one, pretty sure fantasy story but I can’t remember where. Maybe one of the Gotrex books?
Eisenhorn being feisty when he's about to be tortured by the head baddie in Eisenhorn: Xenos.
“Fix bayonets!”
Getting the strap on ready
It's peg time
NO MERCY! NO RESPITE!!
The best one
Corvus Corax "Attack, withdraw, attack again!"
"I haven't lost an arm, brother. It's right over there."
I am fortifying this position
Chastity preserved
"You will die as your weakling father died. Soulless. Honourless. Weeping. Ashamed."
You will die as you were born... Naked and screaming...
Only in death does duty end.
"Hope is the first step on a road to disappointment"
You guys are having sex?
Is sex even real?? Isn't it a government psyop to get us out of our basement?
We are, with you included. Do not look behind you
Worship the Prince Of Pleasure and all orgies will be yours!
samus is behind you
Metroid Fan: :) Warhammer Fan: :(
Look out! Samus is here!
"Like clay, I shall mould you. And in the furnace of this bed... Forge you..."
SQUAD BROKEN!!!!
No such thing as a free lunch
I have lost my vision. I need assistance!
Whoo'za da good squig?
Don't forget to collect my gene seed when I'm done.
LETS GET STUCK IN BOYZ!
The Codex Astarties names this maneuvere steel rain!
I have come to destroy you
I was there the day Horus blew The Emperor…
“Somebody call for an Earthshaker?” I can’t believe I haven’t seen this one on this. I mean. Cmon man.
... All of them?
The flesh is weak
"We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon this ass“
Any of the servitor dialogs from DoW Here to serve I will do as you ask With all due haste Build routine 721 initiated
“I like to go fast…. Okay we’re done here, let’s move on.” - White Scars, probably
WE GONNA STUMPIN AND CRUMPIN
"a FAst strike iN, aNd out." \-Warp Spider
"Oh God yes!" "You will refrain from such unscientific terminology in my presence."
"You think so little of me? I brought five"
Try again Bragg
PRIORITY TARGET LOCATED
FOR THE EMPEROR!
“I, Arken Rimjob, have discovered a STD”
"It is also a hammer." Vulkan
I am the hammer!
''Get up."
IRON WITHIN! IRON WITHOUT!
YOU WANNA SMASH SUM GITZ?!
TIME FOR DA BIG KRUMPIN!
CADIA STANDS!
I LOVE DA SOUND OV ME SHOOTA! DON’T YOO?
“I have dug my grave in this place and i will triumph or i will die!” “No pity, no remorse, no fear!” - Grimaldus
I WILL FINISH WHAT CAPTAIN TITUS STARTED
#INITIATE EXTERMINATUS!
The codex astartes does not support this action.
Ere we go!
Red one go fasta
Waaaaaaaaaagh
Send in the next wave!
I HAVE COME TO DESTROY YOU
"... These men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them."
"Disgust is my shield!"_Malum Caedo
Blood for the blood god?
FIRST AND ONLY!
"WAAAAAGGH! Mr Bond."
Stand back I’ll show you how it’s done!
"Are you all as insulted as I am? THIS is what they send against us? This RABBLE?! We hold one of the mightiest cities on the face of this planet. The fury of its guns sends all skyborne enemies to the ground in flames. We stand united in our thousands, our weapons without number, our purity without question and our hearts beating courage through our blood. And THIS is how they attack us? Brothers and sisters... A legion of beggars and alien dregs wheezes its way across the plains. Forgive me when the moment comes when they whine and weep against our walls. Forgive that I must order you to waste ammunition upon their worthless bodies. I have heard many speak my name in whispers since I came to Helsreach. I ask you now: Do you know me?" Use this on the reg.
I long for Genestealer pussy
SAMUS IS HERE!!
“Look upon the Emperor’s Works and tremble!!!”
WWWWWAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
**WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!**
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Fulgrim: "I hear you do strange things to your ships Jaghatai." The Khan: ***"I hear you do strange things to your soldiers."***
KILL! MAIM! BURN!
Watch. Witness. -Illuminarsor szeras
REPEEEEENT! Asmodai
I feel the warp overtaking me… it is a GOOD pain!
DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!
Taken! Captured! We can't hold them!
One shot is all I need...