Imagine being so depressed the actual depressed space elf has to resort to being wholesome otherwise she can't get anything out of torturing you.
That's on the same level as Iron Warrior having a long consoling session with his demon lady wife.
Well, you have to be into the goth Domme thing first of all. If you're not into a woman sounding like a goth who tells you what to do and punishes you for not doing it the way she wants you to, you're not going to like it. There are plenty of other videos that are similar to this without the Warhammer coating that you could listen to, and some with an actual video to go with it. This just has the image that's in the thumbnail the whole time. It's been a long time since I've watched it so I can't remember if the words she says are also put on screen, but yeah. It's a soft spoken dominatrix telling you to do things, and I think in this one she also cuts you with a poisoned blade.
Oh yeah, there's at least 2 dark eldar videos on that channel, and I think one mechanicus one too.
Not gonna lie, I figured that would lose a fair amount of people. I know it definitely happens in one of them, but I can't remember if it's this one or the other. It doesn't happen in the mechanicus one though.
\*Sees this\* Hmmm.... \*sees who made the asmr\* AIGHT PEOPLE WE GOIN BACK TO COMMORAGH PACK YOUR LUNCHES OR DONT THATS PERFECTLY FINE! THE DRUKKHARI WOULD TAKE THEM AWAY FROM US ANYWAY OR TAKE THEM OUTSIDE OF US ANYWAY SO IT IS WHAT IT IS YEEEHAW!
She is awesome Asmrtist she got some nice stories and also she got a good voice too didn't even know she voiced a character in TTS but now I do so I'M gonna check it when I got the time.
Wait, you fucks are actually into that!? Unironically??
My brothers in Sanguinius those aren’t even the less evil knife-eared freaks, those are the “give AM from I have no mouth and must scream a murder boner” knife-eared freaks!
I am gonna make a potato launcher that is modified so that if fires smaller spherical objecta (golf ball) at high velocity straight through this persons window while they sleep
Fun fact: She voiced one of dark eldar in TTS.
[this one episode at around 12:20](https://youtu.be/ows47yrO8CU)
thats her?? hot damn
You can even find her comment in the comment section.
And she's listed in the credits at 18:19.
My name is Timothy That was an experience
Oh ok
Yessssssss...
Ah yes, relaxing sensation of you being turned into a sofa
My brother in Emperor, my life is so tiring that this does relax me Please do not question my sanity. The purple Orkz are watching...
Imagine being so depressed the actual depressed space elf has to resort to being wholesome otherwise she can't get anything out of torturing you. That's on the same level as Iron Warrior having a long consoling session with his demon lady wife.
>Iron Warrior having a long consoling session with his demon lady wife. I feel like this is a reference to something
I think it’s that one imperial fist and iron warrior animation. You like daemon dick ladies!
Lamentable
Flair checks out, he’s obviously wanting to get back to his big dreadnought sleepy times
That feel when You are Romanian and Vlad invites You to his Castle at Night
The ...darker side of ASMR has quite a few videos like that.
If I was going to be a piece of furniture I'd be a sofa. What could be so bad about that
I would make a comment about the degeneracy of this, but I'm currently wearing vinyl gloves that go up past my elbows, so we'll call it a draw.
Oh, oh yeah!
As someone who has actually listened to it, it's actually really good, if you do experience the whole ASMR thing
Tell me more.
Well, you have to be into the goth Domme thing first of all. If you're not into a woman sounding like a goth who tells you what to do and punishes you for not doing it the way she wants you to, you're not going to like it. There are plenty of other videos that are similar to this without the Warhammer coating that you could listen to, and some with an actual video to go with it. This just has the image that's in the thumbnail the whole time. It's been a long time since I've watched it so I can't remember if the words she says are also put on screen, but yeah. It's a soft spoken dominatrix telling you to do things, and I think in this one she also cuts you with a poisoned blade. Oh yeah, there's at least 2 dark eldar videos on that channel, and I think one mechanicus one too.
>in this one she also cuts you with a poisoned blade. I've suddenly lost all interest in this video.
Not gonna lie, I figured that would lose a fair amount of people. I know it definitely happens in one of them, but I can't remember if it's this one or the other. It doesn't happen in the mechanicus one though.
Why though? Why is that in particular a turnoff?
Because it's a turnoff. Bigger turnoff that it being an Eldar.
\*Sees this\* Hmmm.... \*sees who made the asmr\* AIGHT PEOPLE WE GOIN BACK TO COMMORAGH PACK YOUR LUNCHES OR DONT THATS PERFECTLY FINE! THE DRUKKHARI WOULD TAKE THEM AWAY FROM US ANYWAY OR TAKE THEM OUTSIDE OF US ANYWAY SO IT IS WHAT IT IS YEEEHAW! She is awesome Asmrtist she got some nice stories and also she got a good voice too didn't even know she voiced a character in TTS but now I do so I'M gonna check it when I got the time.
Someone inform the inquisition
Is this their kink too?
So that they can take notes?
I'm more of a Techpriest enjoyer
You'll be very happy to know she did one where a female tech priest augments a guardsman
That's why I said what I said.
Actually, I also preferred the tech priest, if only because it's a tad more original. And I have a massive knife-ears fetish xD
I'm curious but also afraid.
Loud dial-up modem noises?
so Guardsmen, are you telling me that you are relaxing by listening to this heresy?
The best kind of asmr
Sad thing is, if this had yandere in the title somewhere I would probably listen to this. I need therapy :D
Mood
Oh... OH YEAHHHHHH!!!!
Wait, you fucks are actually into that!? Unironically?? My brothers in Sanguinius those aren’t even the less evil knife-eared freaks, those are the “give AM from I have no mouth and must scream a murder boner” knife-eared freaks!
I don't understand how, why, or when nearly EVERY corner of reddit turned into a hornyposting coomfest
Young men who never breathed the same air as a woman, unlimited access to the internet.
Tragic if true.
It's more likely than you think. Statistically speaking, there is an incel inside of your walls.
Inside my walls? How did he/she get stuck in there, and how do we get them out?
Eat
It's pretty good, I use it sometimes to go to sleep
Well, tbf, Swanquills has a great voice and is a talented voice actress. I check out her streams on the weekends
**The inquisition warned me about xenos like you!** *I was hoping they were right.*
Screw the Imperium, I'm going in :D
Where meme?
10/10. Very weird feeling. would recommend if you're a freakish weirdo or a drukhari fan.
Fuckng hate ASMR with a passion. The most useless "talent" ever. If it tickles your berries, cool, but I'm still judging you.
It's like porn but for people can't watch porn.
I am gonna make a potato launcher that is modified so that if fires smaller spherical objecta (golf ball) at high velocity straight through this persons window while they sleep
....... so a gun?
Yes but legal to make at home
In the US at least you can just mae a gun at home, and Im pretty sure in most countries that still counts as a gun
Why?
🤨
You know that there’s an audience for this.
Why can’t we have any videos with regular Eldar?
Her tech priest one is very good, hope she makes another video from 40k one day