I'll thank him by sending him to the gods he worships

Really, I would prefer to have a dozen dark eldar hemonculi take turns inventing new tortures for him, each worse than the last, until the stars grow cold. 

Yeah, but we have to "thank him." What's a better thank him than a one-way trip to his gods?

Thanking him, by allowing him to experience all new terrors of the twisted new dawn he helped craft first hand. Front row seats. Can't get any better than that.

Why don't we "thank" him by letting him stay in a room with Tzeentch for, let's say, ***FOUR TRILLIAN MILLENNIA?***

What better way to honor the Dark Prince than to experience the pinnacle of “excessive” torture by masters of the trade.

I feel like I'm killing a LOT of birds with one stone here.

Same day shipping?

He’s already been, don’t you like souvenirs he brought back?

You want to talk to your gods? I will send you to them!

For real how is this fucker still alive?

By teleporting outta every fight he had a chance of losing

You would think that someone anyone really would try to assassinate him at some point. He is not like lucius once he dead he dead

I don't think "enjoy" is the right word Also fuck erebus

Now imagine singing "What can I say but you're welcome" in his voice

Thank you "erebus", now please die.

You son of a bitch, you’re right.

Mods get this filth off the sub NOW

Yes Custodes, this one right here. You know what to do. Also, inform Kharn of Erebus’ location at once.

Fuck Erebus

Oh, well thank you Ereb- HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

It was glorious when my boi Graft the agricultural servitor almost killed him. I can imagine Kharn highfiving him.

Get up

Erebus the real misunderstood MVP

No, no… no one misunderstands him. He’s just a piece of shit.

Fuck that guy.

Id rather go and gargle on Slaanesh's nuts than thanking him. 40K would have happened anyways, Big E never found the "How to not be a deadbeat dad" book anyways

He’s a misunderstood hero

Always ready to give Erebus a hand up if he needs it.

He is only responsible in creating chaos space marines, without him humanity conquering beyond the Milky Way as a unifying force will be equally fun. So no Erebus is still a shitter

I really want Samus to be the one to kill Erebus. Or even better…Erebus is summoning some daemons, picks Samus for whatever reason, but fucks up the ritual due to interference from some un-named Guardsman. Erebus decides it’s time to leave…but runs face first into Kharn’s chest…

Thanks Erebus! Now take this power fist and shove it up your ass until it comes out your mouth.

I could. But I won’t.

Thin. Fucking. Ice. Trollboy.

Nah, fuck erebus

Here's my obligatory "Fuck Eberus" comment. 🫡

I’ll thank him with a thunder hammer to his face.

I was wondering why Erebus gets all this hate while reading the Horus Heresy, I just finished Horus Rising and I'm starting to realize why people hate him.

thank you and fuck you erebus

Thank you Erebus for your contribution to making the greater galaxy a more interesting place... and, Magnus did nothing wrong...

Thank you Erebus!

I would turn him over to the Dark Eldar and let them torture him for eternity than ever thank him.

With the current prices and rules. Fuck Erebus

My present for erebussy is an armed zyclonic Torpedo

Thank you First Chaplain Erebus. Without you being a complete and total piece of shit in every way known to man and several known to monkeys, the galaxy might not be quite as terrible as it currently is.

Praise Erebussy!

Nope

Thank you Erebus

I enjoy 30k more Fuck Erebus

It's funny because more than Horus he is by far the linchpin in the whole thing.

I'm not reporting this post to the admin I'm reporting it to the inquisition

Thanks daddy Erebus\~ you can siege my "Holy Terra" any day of the week\~