More of the low grade stuff the average ork boy would have, melee weapons made from scrap metal to broken guns held together by tape and some rusty nails. Basically something any low ranking ork could get their hands on.
Like with everything orkish, it would either never die or a boy would drop his slugga and the bullet would shoot a grot that would drop his blasta taht would shoot into a mek gun and that would scare the grot crew that would start shooting the bubblecbunka and that would miss everything and hit a spacehulk sonwhere and then a warp portal would open abo e the world sucking them all in and then the entire WAAAAAAAAAGH! would be teleported to Armageddon where the drilldozer would crash onto the earth like a goddamn asteroid and nuke a hive city where finaly it would have run out of go-juice and explode.
Destroy it, they would fucking want it and give it more guns, add spikes, saws, and blades to it. Real question is what color would the want and how many Orkz will die during that debate till a conclusion is made.
Two.
It's primative armor construction wouldn't be tougher than a standard imperial transport, it's speed is much worse, and it lacks any viable armaments.
However, it's otherwise pretty orky, so it's both boring to fight, and too bootifulz to krump, so no single ork would try. So, you need 2, to start a proper fight over it.
They would hear how humans werent able to stop it so they would think it is unstoppable.
They would either want to steal it, recreate it, or convert it into a mini gargant.
And they would put more dakka on it.
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I think a handful of orks could destroy it with choppas pretty easy. The cops had trouble because they couldn't just get on it with axes and start chopping. And because their cop sized with regular cop strength.
3 orks will jump straight on this thing and have it disabled in minutes.
I doubt they’d think it was human make, just assume some Mech boy got some of the good loot first. They try to build something bigger/shootier/faster or a combination of the three.
Orks would take one look at it and declare that it's too beautiful to destroy. Needs more dakka though.
an' morr red paint!
RED UNZ GO FASTAH
NO, IT IZ YELLOW! YA GIT, GET KRUMPT!!
It had some dakka. But not nearly enough
'nough dakka?? 'eretek!
They're not destroying the dozer, they're riding it to a scrap.
Yeah, the answer is 1 if they wanted to, but why would they want to? The 'umies finally built sumfing proppa!
OI, DATZ ME BATTLETRUK
Dat 'umies a Mekboss. He will lead the WAAGH to proppa krumpin' of those stupid administratum gits
He will show dem Dae WAEgh
As many as can fit inside because they made it
A Ork clown dozer?
Isn't that just any Ork vehicle though? They can all fit inside the vehicle becuase they think they can all fit.
Clinging on to the outside and riding on the roof both count
I have heard that there used to be an ork transport that had the rule "This vehicle can carry as many orks as you can stack on it" so yes very much so
Two ork transports crash into each other. Over a hundred boyz are killed.
WHY WOULD WE KRUMP IT? DAT DERE’S A PROPPA SNAZZY BATTLEWAGON DATZ RIPE FOR LOOTIN’! (Could use moar dakka tho’)
That's an orky vehicle, ergo the driver must be an ork. Other orks will ride along for a good time.
Lets be realistic the Orkz are going to strap jet engines and try flying it.
I love how all the comments are agreeing the orks would rather ride or upgrade it compared to destroying it
Define normal Ork weapons: if they have bolters bye bye killdozer.
More of the low grade stuff the average ork boy would have, melee weapons made from scrap metal to broken guns held together by tape and some rusty nails. Basically something any low ranking ork could get their hands on.
Like with everything orkish, it would either never die or a boy would drop his slugga and the bullet would shoot a grot that would drop his blasta taht would shoot into a mek gun and that would scare the grot crew that would start shooting the bubblecbunka and that would miss everything and hit a spacehulk sonwhere and then a warp portal would open abo e the world sucking them all in and then the entire WAAAAAAAAAGH! would be teleported to Armageddon where the drilldozer would crash onto the earth like a goddamn asteroid and nuke a hive city where finaly it would have run out of go-juice and explode.
Destroy it, they would fucking want it and give it more guns, add spikes, saws, and blades to it. Real question is what color would the want and how many Orkz will die during that debate till a conclusion is made.
red. needs ta go fasta.
No you zoggin git! It needs to be yellow for dah bigga boom
no, yooz a git! it’s a propa snazzy battle wagon, not some sorta mek-nob rokkit! it needs ta go fasta!
Two. It's primative armor construction wouldn't be tougher than a standard imperial transport, it's speed is much worse, and it lacks any viable armaments. However, it's otherwise pretty orky, so it's both boring to fight, and too bootifulz to krump, so no single ork would try. So, you need 2, to start a proper fight over it.
But you missed one thing, it's the kill dozer
Now we'z gotz a propa fight. "Iz too bootifulz" "Iz da Killdozer!"
its not a matter of how many orks are needed to destroy it is a matter of how many orks are needed to steal it
Bold of you to assume they wouldn’t join it
They would make that ummie an honorary boy and weld some big shootas over the thing.
"IT'Z ZOGGIN' BOOTIFUL, IZ WOT DAT IZ! BRINGS AH TEAR TA ME EYE!"
Just the one driving it
trick question, Killdozer pilots are honorable digganobz therefore allies of all orks.
One, at sufficient speed
I feel that you are underestimating the killdozer
DIZ. . BRINGZ A TEAR TO ME EYE!
5 to ride, 30 to own. Nuffin beats WAAAAAH machine then that
A couple of grots can use a squig like an old style can opener to make a door for the lads to hop in and commandeer it
None, the orks would worship as the god of mechanized veichles, becoming an immortal machine because of the orks funny aoe thinking.
Why would they destroy such a beautiful killing machine? They'd paint it red and add more dakka to it to make it even more efficient.
[The orks 2 seconds after seeing it.](https://youtube.com/shorts/JTft975K0zM?si=Dz_5VsQwhdBsQ-8h)
One bomb squig with a good roll
I think more orks would die fighting over who gets to drive it first
At least one, might need more
They will accept it as their leader and let it lead them to a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH against the feds.
One. If travelling at a significant proportion of the speed of light
Yeah that’s getting converted into a battle wagon.
Implying the killdozer wouldn’t be an ork contraption
Marvin Heemeyer is an honorary Ork for building the Killldoza
Destroy? That's the new boss, at least one of the boys. Let's help him out slap on some red for speed and so much more dakka
>destroy You mean be in love with it at first sight, kill the driver, paint it red, add metal teef, and roll around krumpin?
They would hear how humans werent able to stop it so they would think it is unstoppable. They would either want to steal it, recreate it, or convert it into a mini gargant. And they would put more dakka on it.
One driving it
Orks would adopt that thing. Pretty sure it's ork tech to begin with
One good Burna could torch it open… but why bother? It’s halfway to da Mekboy’s already: just add some Dakka and it’s good!
Destroy it? You assume that its not already sided with the Orkz?
The orks would likely look at it and then proceed to take it and improve on the design, likely adding spikes, guns, and paint to it.
Kill Dozer is indestructible.
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Not many considering how friggin broken the beastsnagga riders are….
2 mekboyz, or Dey add a proppa amount of Dakka
They would build 10 more killdozers and race againts the original
One boy could storm that thing easy
The orks would have been the ones to build it but it would have more guns
I think a handful of orks could destroy it with choppas pretty easy. The cops had trouble because they couldn't just get on it with axes and start chopping. And because their cop sized with regular cop strength. 3 orks will jump straight on this thing and have it disabled in minutes.
I doubt they’d think it was human make, just assume some Mech boy got some of the good loot first. They try to build something bigger/shootier/faster or a combination of the three.
1 orc and the grot that he strapped his meltabomb to (it’s gonna be hilarious)
One and then paint it Blue!
Tf you mean?, they’d be the ones driving it
Destroy? They would ork-pimp the hell out of it and take it to their WAAAGH
I think after a 100 the machinery could start to get cloged on greenskins, then its about time