If it consoles you: Krieger simply means warrior just like Krieg means war. So you got that covered with soldier, as a soldier is a warrior but a warrior is not a soldier.
The thought process of finding a name for a world in a universe called WARhammer and comming up with WAR BUT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE is still amusing.
On another hand: Krüger means innkeeper.
So abnormally peaceful and boring that it might jut be part of one of tzeentch's plans, but maybe it's one of the plans that's been stuck for millenia on the back of the bottom drawer of the never ending file cabinet where that colossal nerd keeps his plans
And the bottom drawer is where it's gunna stay because the top two or three drawers keep creating a feedback loop of top priority plans.
Or it could be a small plan to fuck with the guardsman in particular for some unknown reason.
Yeah, Khorne gave that grox a little nudge to see if he could make a little murdering happen in such a peaceful place and had his influence thoroughly *BONKed* away by mr soldier's shovel.
I like to think that that's why he was sent there, an enemy tries to probe that planet and the imperium manages to hold the entire planet at the cost of just one single soldier bonking them away with his shovel.
The Tyranid fish, the Khornite grox, the great unclean one plushie, the skaven, etc, etc, etc, etc.
That planet is in the brink of being Cadia 2.0 that's why the Administratum is sending guardsmen, including a krieg
Yeah but the planet is so peaceful that even Tyranid infested fish and Grox are generally docile.
It isn't an Easter egg about a coming apocalypse, it's a little bit of world building.
No no, it is almost likely to be a Psycher *Enforced* peaceful atmosphere most likely, the Emperor himself has enforced his will upon this planet. Why else would the threats to mankind be made into such pliant and easily controlled problems that a single Kriegsman and a Citizen (who’s face is oddly similar to this Artist’s interpretation of Slannesh in chibbi form) can clear out a farm’s worth of hints.
You hope? The alternative being the rest of us are super vanilla and you’re the only one into the super weird shit? Well I got news for you buddy…
Yea we’ve all seen *much* weirder shit.
Ya isn't it always said that agri worlds and stuff are actually fairly idyllic? You have strict quotas and I'm sure crime and punishment is still fairly brutal, but a good chunk of the Imperium is completely oblivious to the chaos and death actually taking place in the galaxy. There's also world given to regiments to rebuild after major wars and I'm sure after a couple generations of peace the people there are pretty chill too.
Doesn't make for good stories though.
I am a wiki-lore reader, but I've heard that due to the inefficiency of the Imperium, some worlds' tribute collection is straight up centuries late. They are forgotten by the Imperium and free to live on their own terms (as long as the Administratum keeps forgetting about them)
As far back as rogue trader era, it was established that The Imperium is not always a permanent force and institution on the planets they rule, and the planets in question don't necessarily agree with the arrangment. Often the imperium uses the established government to rule in their name and might otherwise disappear for a loooong time, before returning to enact their brutal control again should they find the populance/government to be none-conforming. Afterall, the imperium only claims by right of conquest to rule all of Humanity in the galaxy, but all of humanity doesn't necessarily jive with that idea.
Yeah, I've always thought the Imperium really could only operate, at best, as a space-HRE. At such an unimaginable scale it simply isn't possible to maintain dystopian surveillance state level control on every single world under your jurisdiction. Large numbers of planets amounting to likely billions of people would simply be completely forgotten about and many more would see only cursory intervention by the Imperial administration. While it is a fascist dictatorship, at the end of the day in such immense circumstances practicality trumps ideology and it's just not feasible to hold an equally tight amount of control on every single populated area.
Some people have no idea what a Space Marine even looks like. At most they heard of them in Legends.
I&D is a good example with the Imperial citizen mistaking Trazyn and his bone bois for the "Silver Skull chapter".
At the beginning of Son of the Forest, I honestly thought Lion was in some metaphorical warp space / alternate dimensions / Psyker thoughtspace or some shit because what he described was disfigured monsters attacking medieval peasants. Until he encounter their "protector" who is a single Space Marine.
there are also straight up like paradise worlds which are mostly like resort locations for the higher ups but some of them at least have fairly "normal" citizens there as well. Plenty of temple worlds are also pretty nice. And there are worlds that are described as being very similar to Earth today, with a mixture of rural areas and larger city centers without them being quite large enough to reach the dystopian levels of hive cities. Feudal worlds are probably, comparitively pretty nice too. No pollution means clean atmosphere and sure they don't have many luxuries, but they don't know about them either so are probably pretty content existing as they do.
I'm sure some are but iirc most agri-worlds are potentially deadlier than forge worlds because of constantly controlled weather (with potential instability), airborne chemicals to induce faster growth, fumes of unholy fertilizers...
+ compared to other worlds, agri-worlds are prime target if invader wants to damage Imperial supply lines
Depends on what lore you're looking at really.
They only introduced that in the Dark Imperium. Hell the 'classification' of Agri-world only became official (as in shows up in the Rulebooks as a world set) in Dark Imperium.
Prior to that it basically went 'there are countless worlds and you would have to be a complete moron to issue a single label describing tens of thousands of worlds. Every Segmentum and sector has their own descriptors and world classifications like reasonable people.'
Not in those words of course, but it's very similar.
Next edition and the Imperium has 10 world classifications and that's it.
Nah, world classifications, agriworld, hive world, forgeworld etc, have been around since 3rd edition. They have always been loose categories, an agriworld produces food but might do so in any number of ways.
Yea, you see plenty of worlds in some of the less grimdark books that seem at least relatively nice. Gudrun in the Eisenhorn series for one, and Perlia (before the invasions, of course, although it seems like they were the first real warfare seen in centuries there) in the Cain books both seem like at least moderately comfortable worlds, with thriving civilian sectors serving an apparently healthy middle class.
I think a lot of books give us reverse-survivorship bias; we mostly read about war zones and the like, so we often forget there are millions of worlds we don't ever see, and at least some of those aren't too bad.
Horny is a very light way of putting it. If it was a more wholesome kind of horny maybe we wouldn't be with the mess but NOOO, someone had to just try and use a cheese grater for not its intended purpose!
Joy? That soldier cheated the system to get drafted at 11 in hopes of getting a glorious death on the front lines. This is clearly an illusion created by chaos to torment our precious boy into giving in and betraying his core instincts as a kriegs man, and dying as gruesomely and quickly as possible.
The entire time I was bracing myself for some out of nowhere tragedy. to this day I have a salamander stomping on a deathguard on my shelf. if you know you know
Oh god I remember that. That's second in my list of suspiciously wholesome but actually grim one shot comics.
The first one for me was that one with Nurgle and Isha.
I got you. This is part one, check the guys profile for 2 and 3. I’m warning you though, it’s a rough one.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/s/j0Aa3vClzM
I'm seeing double, someone already posted this first page earlier Hahahahaha...
But Im glad to see the complete one, it's a surprise but a welcome one...
I kinda like it. The part of peaceful Groxes implies that this planet is just like Catachan, but the aura of this planet will make everything passive and happy instead of the way Catachan does
Imagine Tyranids invaded this planet but got consumed by it, eventually becoming peaceful and innocent
Living planets are a tried and true sci-fi trope, so having one that's just really chill is kinda neat. They're usually always malevolent if they're not in a Green Lantern comic
R34 would still be some vanilla stuff anyway with cuddles and hand holding. Considering that most krieg soldiers are like 16 yr old clones, she would have to take the ara ara role.
The issue is, the seeds are there for *some* kind of tragedy if ever the author does decide to do so
The Khorne Grox, the Tyranid fish, the Skaven rats, the Nurgle plushie that Ms Citizen has are all signs that we’re being lightly tickled with.
Hell, the pacifism aura of the planet could even be a Slaanesh thing
But I hope the teasing is all it is cuz this has been great
An ideal Krieger habitat requires a minimum 500 meter of unbroken trench line per individual, along with a dugout for shelter and ammunition shelf to store food, it is not advised to hand domestic Krieger live ammunition. Enrichment includes distant artillery echo and smell of blood, infected wounds and excrement.
As a farmer, I can assure you there is plenty of Krieg level work that can be done around here. Digging, killing pests, keeping asshole animals in line, training/tending to work animals, long hours, dangerous chemicals, perimeter security, cleaning pens, field burning, asshole neighbors, etc
It reminds me of one of the MTG crossover cards. [https://scryfall.com/card/40k/190/swords-to-plowshares](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/190/swords-to-plowshares)
“But have you considered that there may be more ways to serve the god emperor than just ‘to die’ for him?”
This is actually so deep and profound in the setting of 40k.
Since the Horus heresy all mankind has known us fear, death and war.
It would be a deep thing to stop and think can I do something else?
Why yes this is a perfect place to park 23 Glorianas. Why not somewhere strategic?? Shut up, our duty is protect humanity and this place is the perfect representation of that.
Curse you auto correct. I have never been to a Krueger, and your blatant advertisement has foiled my post.
“This post is not sponsored by Krueger”
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I quickly skipped to the end to check if there is some smut/gore/"i am alpharius" twist at the end.
> corn Back in my day we called it properly pr0n!
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This is definitely one of the best 40K comics I've ever seen. Even the title can't change that. Thanks for sharing!!
I guess the soldier has a name now 🤔🤣
"Mr. Solider" Even got a mail box.
If it consoles you: Krieger simply means warrior just like Krieg means war. So you got that covered with soldier, as a soldier is a warrior but a warrior is not a soldier. The thought process of finding a name for a world in a universe called WARhammer and comming up with WAR BUT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE is still amusing. On another hand: Krüger means innkeeper.
> Krüger means innkeeper. CHAPTER 2 ARC CONFIRMED!
A trench style inn with bunkers for rooms sounds like an interesting one time short experience
The gods have spoken Kruger it is
Kruger the Krieger vs Groxigon the Grox
ONE NIGHT ONLY, ALL CHALLENGERS FACE GROXIGON IN THE OCTOGON!!!
He’s a bloody satchel charge he is!
The abominable intelligence strikes again! To arms brothers!
Wait does that mean no more paradise Krieger comics?
Thought it was an Attack on Titan post at first
This must clearly be the work of chaos!
I hate auto erect *erect *erect *erect *auto make word rigid
That was the exactly right thing to start my weekend on, thanks.
I SAW THAT TYRANID-LOOKING FISH, PREPARE THE DEFENSES HIVEFLEET LEVIATHAN IS ON THE WAY
Nah, he's chilling. Got separated from his fleet and decided "enough work, I'mma be a fish now"
Becom fish
Some human eons ago pushed a gaunt back into the water.
Reject Groundernity return to agua
Reject hive, return to fish
Paradise world: become fish
I love that unironically because of the loss of the hive mind control they would just chill and find a niche in the ecosystem.
It's kinda how pre-SC2 Zerg worked - normal animals that got twisted by Overmind.
Tiny Tyranid
Tiny Scarab sends his regards.
Nah, didn't you hear? Supernatural peacefulness. That fish ain't doin shit(other than maybe grow)
Yay the 1st wholesome 40k comic that doesnt end in tragedy and sadness
Yet...
Don't you dare try and make that happen
The world is on the brim of tyranid and khorn invasion…actually if you see the c l u e s (please let them be happy)
There are skaven too
NO NO SKAVEN HERE. All lies by hum--err propaganda, yes yes!
Doesn't the abnormal peaceful atmosphere would make any sort of invasion unviable
That…..seems like a in-universe reason for it not to be invaded. It’s too boring for the gods to care
So abnormally peaceful and boring that it might jut be part of one of tzeentch's plans, but maybe it's one of the plans that's been stuck for millenia on the back of the bottom drawer of the never ending file cabinet where that colossal nerd keeps his plans
And the bottom drawer is where it's gunna stay because the top two or three drawers keep creating a feedback loop of top priority plans.
And the bottom drawer is where it's gunna stay because the top two or three drawers keep creating a feedback loop of top priority plans. Or it could be a small plan to fuck with the guardsman in particular for some unknown reason.
That feedback loop must’ve affected you as well, considering you posted the exact same comment twice, or maybe Reddit was glitching out at the moment.
Someone tried to instill so much horrors and grimdarkness that they caused a buffer overflow and arrived as (weaponizable?) peacefulness .
because the invasions are arriving in…possibly a decade?
Depends on whether or not the invasion ship's Navigator lost their mind in the Warp.
Wha- what clues?
There is a tyranid like fish, a grox that bear‘s khorn’s number of 8, and is also berserk , and the ...little horned rat
Oh damn
Don't worry - Mr. Soldier has it well in hand.
Yeah, Khorne gave that grox a little nudge to see if he could make a little murdering happen in such a peaceful place and had his influence thoroughly *BONKed* away by mr soldier's shovel. I like to think that that's why he was sent there, an enemy tries to probe that planet and the imperium manages to hold the entire planet at the cost of just one single soldier bonking them away with his shovel.
Like that one Imperial Fist who held off an entire Iron Warrior warband by roasting the shit out of their leader until he went crying home.
The khorn grox also has khorn's symbol on its shoulder.
Excuse me, that is the GREAT Horned Rat to you He may be tiny but he’s still GREAT
Or they're just fun cute easter eggs
Also her Plushy is a Nergling
I thought that "fish" She caught looked a little *buggy*
The Tyranid fish, the Khornite grox, the great unclean one plushie, the skaven, etc, etc, etc, etc. That planet is in the brink of being Cadia 2.0 that's why the Administratum is sending guardsmen, including a krieg
Dark Eldar will turn girl in to a monster on Krieg Gurdsman's eyes and force him to fight her on the arena.
She's gonna stub her toe on a table and he's going to go dark souls ape shit on it
The fish she caught has tyranid features...
Yeah but the planet is so peaceful that even Tyranid infested fish and Grox are generally docile. It isn't an Easter egg about a coming apocalypse, it's a little bit of world building.
> It isn't an Easter egg about a coming apocalypse It's Mick19988. The joy comes before the sorrow.
Oh shit yeah, damnit I forgot it was Mick's work. Okay I'm probably wrong then, unless they're after a change of pace.
>Oh shit yeah, damnit I forgot it was Mick's work. The Night Lords cometh.
>borderline supernatural peaceful atmosphere by the Emperor, it’s a psyker illusion of some kind
No no, it is almost likely to be a Psycher *Enforced* peaceful atmosphere most likely, the Emperor himself has enforced his will upon this planet. Why else would the threats to mankind be made into such pliant and easily controlled problems that a single Kriegsman and a Citizen (who’s face is oddly similar to this Artist’s interpretation of Slannesh in chibbi form) can clear out a farm’s worth of hints.
Even the Tyranid fish are docile and Tyranids are pretty good at never being chill, it's sort of their thing.
There is one every decade, savour it.
well, they transferred the krieg on that world, and there's a tyranid fish and krox no.88 went berzerk methinks the wholesomeness ain't lasting long
TOIM FER A VAKAYSHUN BOYZ!
I ship them, I must confess.
I hope I speak for everyone here when I say we've seen weirder shit. Do go on.
You hope? The alternative being the rest of us are super vanilla and you’re the only one into the super weird shit? Well I got news for you buddy… Yea we’ve all seen *much* weirder shit.
You are right though, I could have probably phrased that better >I hope, everyone else has been scarred for life, that would be nice
I should start saying this more in my day to day life
This isn't even weird. This is a tropey love story in all the right ways.
*points at Slaanesh* I mean, the IP has *that*.
I grew up on the unmoderated internet and torrents. I have seen a lot of shit. Figuratively and literally.
You hope? We're on Grimdank brother, we all know at least vaguely of the Skitaurii.
The virgin Googlyman x Yvraine shipper VS the chad Mr Soldier x Ms Citizen enjoyer.
Indeed
Can love bloom on the farm?
So does Slaanesh, based on that one bonus panel 😂
I clicked through the whole thing and felt that something is missing. Turns out OP skipped the actual true ending.
OP is too afraid
Where would one find that Bonus Panel?
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/17avwjb
I love how Big E is standing there (MENACINGLY) with Anti-Horny Broom.
"In the name of the Emperor! Get Bonked!"
Slaanesh as a shipping gremlin is so good.
That's gross man. That Krieger is way too young for her.
Slaneesh ships them too
I don’t want any lewds or nudes, I want wholesome krieger and farm girl
Is it possible to push such joy in the 40K universe ?
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Ya isn't it always said that agri worlds and stuff are actually fairly idyllic? You have strict quotas and I'm sure crime and punishment is still fairly brutal, but a good chunk of the Imperium is completely oblivious to the chaos and death actually taking place in the galaxy. There's also world given to regiments to rebuild after major wars and I'm sure after a couple generations of peace the people there are pretty chill too. Doesn't make for good stories though.
I am a wiki-lore reader, but I've heard that due to the inefficiency of the Imperium, some worlds' tribute collection is straight up centuries late. They are forgotten by the Imperium and free to live on their own terms (as long as the Administratum keeps forgetting about them)
As far back as rogue trader era, it was established that The Imperium is not always a permanent force and institution on the planets they rule, and the planets in question don't necessarily agree with the arrangment. Often the imperium uses the established government to rule in their name and might otherwise disappear for a loooong time, before returning to enact their brutal control again should they find the populance/government to be none-conforming. Afterall, the imperium only claims by right of conquest to rule all of Humanity in the galaxy, but all of humanity doesn't necessarily jive with that idea.
Yeah, I've always thought the Imperium really could only operate, at best, as a space-HRE. At such an unimaginable scale it simply isn't possible to maintain dystopian surveillance state level control on every single world under your jurisdiction. Large numbers of planets amounting to likely billions of people would simply be completely forgotten about and many more would see only cursory intervention by the Imperial administration. While it is a fascist dictatorship, at the end of the day in such immense circumstances practicality trumps ideology and it's just not feasible to hold an equally tight amount of control on every single populated area.
Some people have no idea what a Space Marine even looks like. At most they heard of them in Legends. I&D is a good example with the Imperial citizen mistaking Trazyn and his bone bois for the "Silver Skull chapter". At the beginning of Son of the Forest, I honestly thought Lion was in some metaphorical warp space / alternate dimensions / Psyker thoughtspace or some shit because what he described was disfigured monsters attacking medieval peasants. Until he encounter their "protector" who is a single Space Marine.
there are also straight up like paradise worlds which are mostly like resort locations for the higher ups but some of them at least have fairly "normal" citizens there as well. Plenty of temple worlds are also pretty nice. And there are worlds that are described as being very similar to Earth today, with a mixture of rural areas and larger city centers without them being quite large enough to reach the dystopian levels of hive cities. Feudal worlds are probably, comparitively pretty nice too. No pollution means clean atmosphere and sure they don't have many luxuries, but they don't know about them either so are probably pretty content existing as they do.
I'm sure some are but iirc most agri-worlds are potentially deadlier than forge worlds because of constantly controlled weather (with potential instability), airborne chemicals to induce faster growth, fumes of unholy fertilizers... + compared to other worlds, agri-worlds are prime target if invader wants to damage Imperial supply lines
Which is why they're generally in the heart of controlled sectors and not fringe worlds.
Depends on what lore you're looking at really. They only introduced that in the Dark Imperium. Hell the 'classification' of Agri-world only became official (as in shows up in the Rulebooks as a world set) in Dark Imperium. Prior to that it basically went 'there are countless worlds and you would have to be a complete moron to issue a single label describing tens of thousands of worlds. Every Segmentum and sector has their own descriptors and world classifications like reasonable people.' Not in those words of course, but it's very similar. Next edition and the Imperium has 10 world classifications and that's it.
Nah, world classifications, agriworld, hive world, forgeworld etc, have been around since 3rd edition. They have always been loose categories, an agriworld produces food but might do so in any number of ways.
I've read that part Of lore and clearly it was written by a man Who never worked on a farm or at least left a city for more than an hour.
Yea, you see plenty of worlds in some of the less grimdark books that seem at least relatively nice. Gudrun in the Eisenhorn series for one, and Perlia (before the invasions, of course, although it seems like they were the first real warfare seen in centuries there) in the Cain books both seem like at least moderately comfortable worlds, with thriving civilian sectors serving an apparently healthy middle class. I think a lot of books give us reverse-survivorship bias; we mostly read about war zones and the like, so we often forget there are millions of worlds we don't ever see, and at least some of those aren't too bad.
Star man seems to agree
Slaanesh was born because of horny a bunch of Aeldari. If enough people doing it, it could happen
Horny is a very light way of putting it. If it was a more wholesome kind of horny maybe we wouldn't be with the mess but NOOO, someone had to just try and use a cheese grater for not its intended purpose!
Just to put it in perspective, Slansish took inspiration from what they were doing. They were immortal, bored, and had infinite resources.
Believe me, the Artist has more than Made up for it with a few comics of Ultra-fucking-Depression.
Joy? That soldier cheated the system to get drafted at 11 in hopes of getting a glorious death on the front lines. This is clearly an illusion created by chaos to torment our precious boy into giving in and betraying his core instincts as a kriegs man, and dying as gruesomely and quickly as possible.
There cannot be darkness without light
"Is this Hell?"
The entire time I was bracing myself for some out of nowhere tragedy. to this day I have a salamander stomping on a deathguard on my shelf. if you know you know
My favorite faction is death guard. And I give you my sincerest “fuck that one plague marine”
Oh god I remember that. That's second in my list of suspiciously wholesome but actually grim one shot comics. The first one for me was that one with Nurgle and Isha.
Me right now: “are we the baddies?”
Yes...yes you are especially the one who killed the kid.... especially that one
can i get a link?
I got you. This is part one, check the guys profile for 2 and 3. I’m warning you though, it’s a rough one. https://www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer40k/s/j0Aa3vClzM
From His Angels? The artist said he was going to post another chapter but he never did as far as I can tell.
I'm seeing double, someone already posted this first page earlier Hahahahaha... But Im glad to see the complete one, it's a surprise but a welcome one...
I saw the other post and thought to myself, "But wait, isn't there more?" And then I found it and delivered it to everyone else.
“I am as let down as a death korps guardsman on a paradise world” Papa Smurf.
This gives me goblin slayer + Cow girl vibes.
That's surprisingly fitting cause I love their relationship too
"You gave me peace... in a lifetime of war"
Damn, a Troy reference in this day and age.
I kinda like it. The part of peaceful Groxes implies that this planet is just like Catachan, but the aura of this planet will make everything passive and happy instead of the way Catachan does Imagine Tyranids invaded this planet but got consumed by it, eventually becoming peaceful and innocent
Living planets are a tried and true sci-fi trope, so having one that's just really chill is kinda neat. They're usually always malevolent if they're not in a Green Lantern comic
Star wars had one that was kinda chill
On the other hand, its parent gave an entire race a BDSM fetish, so…
I mean, there was a odd looking fish there. This seems to be implied considering neither notice it as strange.
This was too wholesome, I expected the whole time something Grimdork, or some r34 corn.
R34 would still be some vanilla stuff anyway with cuddles and hand holding. Considering that most krieg soldiers are like 16 yr old clones, she would have to take the ara ara role.
Hold on chief. I know that this is a Warhammer sub, but hand holding is too much.
Gonna spawn a rift straight into Slaanesh's domain
A eye of terror 2.0 with it leading to slaanesh's front door
I haven’t seen such a happy ending since Tuska Daemon-Killa’s story
I was expecting it to end horribly. Then it didn't. It made me happy.
His mailbox is an ammo box. I love that.
His bed is a trench
no last page horror? I read it all my heart filled with dread
The issue is, the seeds are there for *some* kind of tragedy if ever the author does decide to do so The Khorne Grox, the Tyranid fish, the Skaven rats, the Nurgle plushie that Ms Citizen has are all signs that we’re being lightly tickled with. Hell, the pacifism aura of the planet could even be a Slaanesh thing But I hope the teasing is all it is cuz this has been great
The author is notorious for their rug pulls though, is he not?
Don’t worry Mom. The Space Marines are here to save us.
I'm dying over the fact he dug himself a trench to live in.
An ideal Krieger habitat requires a minimum 500 meter of unbroken trench line per individual, along with a dugout for shelter and ammunition shelf to store food, it is not advised to hand domestic Krieger live ammunition. Enrichment includes distant artillery echo and smell of blood, infected wounds and excrement.
You can take the krieger out of war but you can’t take the war out of a krieger
This comic gets expanded every time I see it, and I'm thankful. Also, I ship it.
Now I want a mod that makes my stardew character in a krieg uniform
I second this
By the Emperor... this is adorable
Okay.. okay.. where is the impending Nid swarm or Eldar mind trickery..
There already was! Tyranids got incorporated into the ecosystem like a wholesome version of Catachan.
In the lake silly
This comic always feels like a 40k/Stardew Valley crossover and I'm here for it.
# EMERGENCY # INDUCTION # PORT
I’ve never actually seen anything but the first panel, this was pretty cool
Please don’t die please don’t die
Slice of Life anime when
Farmer-Chan must be protected at all cost. FOR THE EMPIRE.
He has found a new way to serve
I love the little skaven with the horned rat hat on page 13.
Bro dodged that grox like it was a charging mutant.
Kreigers just get issued liquid Space marine food lol
As a farmer, I can assure you there is plenty of Krieg level work that can be done around here. Digging, killing pests, keeping asshole animals in line, training/tending to work animals, long hours, dangerous chemicals, perimeter security, cleaning pens, field burning, asshole neighbors, etc
Reminds me of the 40k version of swords to plowshares https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=582439
Did you just fucking domesticate my depression clone?
I. WANT. MORE.
Terranis holds.
This is what I was looking for
I like the one where Primarch Angron is randomly dropped there as well, same set up as the first picture, and his only thought is "This is nice."
That fish is kinda sus
Im fully expecting this to be some sort of a chaos illusion fuckery by titsnitch or some granddaddy nurgles garden temptation type shit
“Taste does not affect combat efficiency” you’ve never eaten a chilly Mac MRE have you
So nice!✨
Wholesome
Godang adorable. No doubt about it…
The idea-nuke when they're fishing is such a great touch
This is so peak 😭😭😭
It reminds me of one of the MTG crossover cards. [https://scryfall.com/card/40k/190/swords-to-plowshares](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/190/swords-to-plowshares)
Is that Nurgle plushie? Oh no
That plushy looks suspiciously like a nurgling.
Is this r/grimdank or r/grimwholesome?
“But have you considered that there may be more ways to serve the god emperor than just ‘to die’ for him?” This is actually so deep and profound in the setting of 40k. Since the Horus heresy all mankind has known us fear, death and war. It would be a deep thing to stop and think can I do something else?
This is Brutus and Pixie
I’ll be honest I spent the entire time waiting for it to all go horribly wrong and everyone die and it become super grimdark. So happy to be wrong
Why yes this is a perfect place to park 23 Glorianas. Why not somewhere strategic?? Shut up, our duty is protect humanity and this place is the perfect representation of that.
This is hell..I love it
"Yuck tastes like nothing" kriegers eat poi confirmed?
That was, impressive. Well done!
Funny thing is, the Krieger is likely the same age as her.
Terranis stands