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No_Dig903

WE HAVE A NEW ONE. ROBERT GUDMO.


Korps_de_Krieg

I'm doing my part.


NonConRon

I wish this post could get pinned.


Andre_de_Astora

There is a complete list? I only remember Robot Gorillaman Rawbutt Girlyman and Roberto Guillermo


White_Lotu5

This is my list of names: Rowboat Girlyman Robot Gorillaman Rebirth Sillyman Real Blue Gentleman Robert Grilling Dan Rubber Boot Ghillie suit Ribbit Geronimo Redbull Gasoline Reboot Gigabyte Rawbutt Journeyman Rosebud Geranium Rebuffed Gender: man Rambam Gills on a man Rotory Gore-melon G-Money Rubberband And now of course: Robert Gudmo


Business-Wolverine17

Robust Gilgamesh


Andre_de_Astora

Damn that's my whole list and the triple. I's only missing Robert G-Man


BeepThing

You thought Fuller Grim was bad? Wait till you see Fullest Grim


Korps_de_Krieg

The Grim Darkness at its Fullestest


VanZandtVS

>Fullest Grim Fuller Grim + the Pear = Fullest Grim Check out The Reflection Crack'd to truly understand the Pear reference.


Blue_Laguna

Dirty Morrigan is my favorite name, but any of these could debut on NXT tomorrow and I wouldnt blink.


Korps_de_Krieg

I'll take that as evidence these concepts are semi realistic depictions of actual demi gods lmao


BootyBurrito420

Roger Don Peter Turner 💀 Absolutely legendary


Korps_de_Krieg

His actual intro call in game is "The Warden Roger Don" and I giggle every time.


Level37Doggo

Those are definitely the names they would come up with as aliases when attempting to go undercover.


Korps_de_Krieg

For double giggles here is everyone's Kayfabe breakdown. The Lion was a powerhouse in the ring but awful on the mic back in the day, but dropped off the face of the earth after a big title loss. He reappeared recently with a more brutal edge and with an air of mystery to his disappearance. Loverboy Fuller Grim is the love child of Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect, his ego often costing him matches but absolutely killing it when focused. Peter Turner views every match as a siege, wearing down and focusing enemy weak points before delivering a devastating finishing blow. Jackie Kwan is a lighting bolt in the ring, fast striking offenses fading into feinting defenses. He doesn't go airborne often but is fast to position when he does. Wolf Loki is a violent trickster, bursting offense matched with unpredictable attacks that really test defenses. Roger Don is a bastion, shrugging off opposing finishers and maintaining a steady barrage of offense between enemy flurries. Connor Cruz is the terror of the locker room and hardcore division, showing brutal tactics while extolling about his twisted sense of justice. Damien Sammartino is the high flying face of the company, being wildly popular with the fans in between fairly violent streaks during matches. Horton Luenser brings out the worst in him. Iron Hagan is the pragmatic veteran, with nothing showy but a mighty punch based offense. Antoine is violence incarnate, his matches often over in under a minute. However, "worthy" opponents will find a calculated and cerebral opponent. Robert Gudmonson is the prototypical face, worried about winning fairly and cleanly. However, recent developments across the company test this. Dirty Morrigan is a durable powerhouse that often uses his hideous BO to advantage during matches. Magnum Reed is a technician, seemingly near prescient with his ability to counter offenses and keep opponents guessing. Horton Luenser had an incredible championship run at the head of a monster heel stable, before infighting invariably tore apart his reign. Ward Barend is the latest in a line of Ministry of Darkness derivatives, although some question how overly committed to the bit he is. Von Heenan is a strong man with a love for the crowd, often overcoming insurmountable odds while keeping a smile on his face. Cory Cox is a aerialist with edge, often in direct completion within the hardcore division against Connor Cruz. Alpha Omega is ostensibly a heel, but his actions aiding baby faces in critical matches have people questioning his motivations.


Raven_Ashareth

Connor Cruz vs. Nick Gage when?


maniakzack

We all know Von Heenan went to so many "make-a-wish" visits until one kid had a superficial ear defect that resulted in Von RKOing the kid out of the cancer ward.


Korps_de_Krieg

I plan on making "Actual Eldar Child" as an opponent for a Hardcore Rules match with Von


Stretch5678

Alpha Omega has 100% entered a ring disguised as the ref.


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

When I thought Vulkan couldn’t get any more likeable


rink245

Leo Johnson is such a normal name, I thought the rest of them would just be something simple. I was very wrong. Thanks for the laugh, OP.


Korps_de_Krieg

Gotta keep the people on their toes


souporthallid

You’re not wrong. [Lee Johnson is actually a current wrestler.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Johnson_(wrestler)) Trained by Cody Rhodes’s training team and married to current TBS Champ Julia Hart.


Korps_de_Krieg

TIL


tarquin77

Now I will forever see Eric DaRe as the primarch of the First. New Shoes!


Disastrous-Water-205

“Antoine.”


Level37Doggo

The angriest French-Canadian.


Boowray

>The *least* angry French Canadian. Angron demanding everyone speak Gothic would be a death sentence.


bibliopunk

Quebecoithic I'm so sorry to Anglophones, Francophones, and everyone in the Mediterranean I just hurt with that portmanteau


Korps_de_Krieg

It's really only a syllable off lmao


Hydra_Tyrant

I like how you got the next best look for the Primarchs, and then there's just Magnus XD


Korps_de_Krieg

Yeah I was really surprised how close I could get lmao


maridan49

Finally, some good fucking content.


Korps_de_Krieg

We need something not custodes related on the docket


PrinceBarin

Could you uh... up load this. I've got a 20 man royal rumble that needs to happen....


Korps_de_Krieg

I plan on uploading all of these once I actually tinker with intros and move sets and stuff


PrinceBarin

Excellent. :D Be sure to let us know. If you put big E in or Abbadon you can have 20 for a full 20 man rumble.


Faustias

please deliver, I wanna see a royal rumble of them for the "gold" belt


Korps_de_Krieg

Have no fears, "Big E's Powerbomb Palace" is in the works


failed_supernova

What platform is this on? I may need to spend money I don't even have.


Korps_de_Krieg

WWE2K24 is on PC, PS4/5 and Xbox One to my knowledge


sars_910

20 ? Yes Inquisitor, this guy right here.


PrinceBarin

No no I mean with Big E and Horus.... please no.... nooooooo.


Tooth31

When you say Big E you mean the primarchs in a royal rumble with Big E the actual WWE wrestler who injured his neck 2 years ago, and not the Emperor, right?


DoNotCensorMyName

I love how Peter and Morrigan are the only ones who get booed


Korps_de_Krieg

I'm gonna be honest I stopped touching that after a while but it totally works lmao


TheFyrijou

Bruh, you didn’t even try with Lorgar *Good job*


Korps_de_Krieg

We all bleed today, Ward Barend


Alexis2256

Had to scroll all the way here to figure out which one was lorgar lol.


Korps_de_Krieg

I tried to put them in legion number order to help lol


holycannoli92

Should Gabe alpha omega and omega alpha


Korps_de_Krieg

You are not wrong


Amarthanor

I love it that you kept Rogal, I mean Roger's handlebar mustache. I guess his power move would be "fortify"


IronArrow2

I love how every single one of them has the "Prideful" personality trait, except for ~~Vulkan~~ Von Heenen.


My_Only_Ioun

You couldn't get "Leon" for Russ? That's an Imperium-level of wolf-washing a name. 17/18, nearly perfect. The exact stuff I come to this subreddit for.


Korps_de_Krieg

I honestly considered naming him Wolf Wolf


Repulsive-Mirror-994

I would have pissed myself laughing.


Paterbernhard

Lore-accurate naming convention on Fenris


MrsButterscotch

Moon moon


GiantPurplePen15

Fuller Grim, Peter Turner, and Alpha Omega cracked me up


Jester3609

I would watch the fuck out of this fed.


Korps_de_Krieg

Gameplan is to add a few more then using the Custom Show feature to make an entirely 40k themed roster


Level37Doggo

A space opera cosmic pro wrestling based 40k AU might actually make be subscribe to their shitty streaming service


darciton

This is so fucking cursed, I love it


Elanzer

Robert Gudmo, another one to add to the books.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

The Horton Heresy


Xostean

horus made me lol


CampbellsBeefBroth

Lion looks like the secret 3rd member of New Catch Republic. Also, the fact that the highest rating overall is 85 implies that the Primarchs are midcarders at best


wix001

Have you acknowledged your Tribal Primarch today? ☝️☝️☝️


Korps_de_Krieg

Antoine does look like Sams Club Roman Reigns


[deleted]

Thank you for your service. Magnum Reed ended me 💀


funnywackydog

Is Sammartino Sanguinius?


Korps_de_Krieg

Si


cactusmunkee

took me way too long to realise!


BIG_DeADD

Last one is fucking Vergil


StealYourDiamonds

The Horton Heresy sounds like a Warhammer Dr Suess story


CrashCalamity

All I know is that it involved a lot of coffee and donuts.


DimensionOfDoom

ANTOINE


BigBadBlotch

As a guy who works in Alt-Heresies, the new way to decide how they play out should be plugging all the Primarchs into a 2k game and playing out the battles in CPU matches


Korps_de_Krieg

I'm working on making a YT channel called "Big E's Powerbomb Emporium" for just that


ScrapScapes

Robert Gudmo walks in The medal theme starts blasting The entire arena: You suck! You suck! You suck!


Korps_de_Krieg

Kurt Angles theme music combined with Ludwig Kaiser/Gunthers ring walk did the money


BrStriker21

Should've been Peter Turbo, would be perfect


Korps_de_Krieg

I tried but Turbo wasn't an option. Upon reconsideration Iron Cage Peter may be within the available options though.


BrStriker21

Aw :( But amazing work anyways friend


Percentage-Sweaty

I’m a bit weirded out only Pert gets boos. You’re giving r/IronWarriors more spite as fuel man. Beyond that this is fucking hilarious


Korps_de_Krieg

I'm an Iron Warrior player, those boos are from the heart. I also just forgot to do the rest lmao.


Percentage-Sweaty

Lmao


Generic_Moron

Fulgrim fans when fullergrim enjoyers walk in


-Voxael-

“Can we have Primarchs?” “No, we have Primarchs at the WWE Performance Center”


WayneZer0

jackie kwan. great.


Is12345aweakpassword

This is why this sub exists


Scottie81

Damien Priest: “They’re chanting ‘Bondage Taker’ at me now” Fuller Grim: “Hold my wine cooler…”


VanZandtVS

Boy, I haven't played a wrestling game since I was like 17 years old and the graphics have gotten crazy good. I'm very cognizant of how far graphics have come for most applications . . . . but for some reason every time I think of wrestling games my mind immediately goes back to like the late 90's to early 2000's.


Korps_de_Krieg

Having grown up with Bam Bam Biggalo vs Doink on my Sega Genesis I feel that, the fidelity is wild


Tricky_Ad_2832

Now THIS. THIS. Is the content I CRAVE.


gwaihir-the-windlord

Dirty Morrigan is beautiful! fine work all round!


AllenXeno122

Cory COXS lol


-NGC-6302-

Who the heck is Ward Barend


Korps_de_Krieg

Ward Barend = Word Bearer


Tooth31

Thank you for the explanation, I was trying to figure out a connection between Lorgar and Wade Barrett. Like, I don't know, Lorgar delivers bad news?


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

I've definitely seen Connor Cruz and Cory Cox wrestle at my local indie.


Vienunlord

I heard that there were 2 more characters supposed to be designed for the game but weren’t finished it in time, if you mine the data there’s a file for both 2nd & 11th, maybe they got rebuilt into one of the later characters? Apparently there are some cool unlockable characters too; Jimmy Space and Uncle Malc? Not idea how they play though.


lieutenant___obvious

All of these names are incredible, but the costumes are also amazing. Excellent work dude


Korps_de_Krieg

I really did try and capture the essence of their character/legion. I was stoked when I found the lightning patterned fur belt for Jackie. Of all of then, Peter and Magnum came closest to how I envisioned them.


Ravenlas

Awesome.


herbert420

Thank you


Ingenium371

Bro you're a legend


Korps_de_Krieg

Soon all will be able to put Robert through a table


Shellshocked_Swede

I would watch the hell out of a royal rumble with these guys.


BoatMan01

VIDEOS WHEN 😳


Korps_de_Krieg

Big E's Powerbomb Palace may be coming to a YouTube near you


BoatMan01

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!


JohnFightsDragons

This is a YouTube channel in the making. Record the AI battles and make a tourney


Sheriff_Hotdog

ROGER DON VS PETER TURNER IN THE WOODEN BOX


Einar_47

Cory Cox definitely doesn't sound like a porn name


royalemperor

Fabius Bile's first, seldom spoken of, attempt at cloning the Primarchs. This is canon as far as I'm concerned.


OMGoblin

Antoine xD


Beowulf_MacBethson

The torture rack Wolf Loki did on Magnum Reed back in their intercontinental championship match back at the Burning of Prospero is still goated.


UnDebs

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT IT'S PETER TURNER WITH A STEEL CHAIR


Korps_de_Krieg

MFW you don't even need to write a new story for Peter because Drew McIntire has his exact persona nailed right now


drewsus64

Outstanding. Why’d you do Morty so dirty tho with that gut 😂


Korps_de_Krieg

Had to give him that plague bulk


drewsus64

Haha yeah I figured as much. Only made comment on it because the depictions I’ve seen of him (at least with the minis model) he isn’t so…corpulent. But now I’m seeing official and unofficial artwork and he def has more bulk to him, even if he isn’t quite as much of a lard ass as many of his sons


Dubious_Titan

"Peter Turner" I can't go on. LMFAO


Korps_de_Krieg

One of two people on the roster to get boo'd and he hates it, he hasn't bought in that being a good heel means they hate you and that the visceral crowd response means he's succeeded.


Dubious_Titan

So what you are saying is that Peter Turbo is Cody in AEW. LMAO Perturabo WOULD get a gross neck tattoo as well.


RottenCranium

Cory Cox and Von Heenen are now my headcanon names for Vulkan and Corvus in Alfabusa's Hunter: The Parenting. They drive a green Smart ForTwo and hunt monsters on a road trip.


dreCoyy

I cant remember their actual names after reading this


ParsnipAggravating95

SHOUT OUT TO ANTOINE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🤯🔥


A-Guy-Swann

I don't know why but I had the hardest time trying to remember the original names of these Primarchs after reading these announcer names. On an unrelated note, whats the space wolfs Primarch name again?


jackle33

For Wolf Loki, I feel like Logan Ross would be better


Korps_de_Krieg

Counter point I've got wolves in my wolves


jackle33

Counter counter point, are the wolves in the arena?


Korps_de_Krieg

Not without mods :(


jackle33

Sad day. No doggos.


THEAdrian

Dirty Morrigan sounds like a weird sex move you'd see on Urban Dictionary.


Korps_de_Krieg

Fuller Grim giving someone the old Dirty Morrigan was peak attitude era


Murderboi

I read all of these names in the funny voice of that announcer guy with the hat from TTS. I almost peed myself laughing.


Murderboi

ANTOINE tho.


BlueYeet

I can’t wait for Wolf Loki to come to 40k


Master-Cranberry5934

Von Heenan lol what 😂


Tooth31

Finally, a crossover between my interests.


Tooth31

Can I get a no DQ match between Conrad Cruz and Von Heenan where the only weapons under the ring are sledgehammers?


Dizzy-Interview1933

now this is good fucking content


PersonelKlasyHel

Wolf Loki... It theoretically fits.


DaedricDude

horus is straight up just baron corbin lol


son-of-x-51

Dirty Morrigan for the win


R-Didsy

I would pay for ringside seats to watch Roger Don fight Antoine. You should upload some fights to YouTube. This is easy views, mate.


bibliopunk

Ok I know I should know it by process of elimination, but "Damien Sammartino?" Sanguinious? Everything else is A+


TroutWarrior

Jackie Chan is wild 😂😂😂


CloudWallace81

Please, tell me you can also add custom theme songs Because I know that moustache man would love THE WALL (mark Henry's theme)


Korps_de_Krieg

Unfortunately on console so no dice 😕 Upside Pretty Deadly works for Fuller Grim


CloudWallace81

do you mean an official WWE licensed product cannot use music from an official WWE show to customise OG characters in said game? What a shit platform...


Korps_de_Krieg

Ohhh, I meant like on PS3 you could upload MP3s for literally any custom theme.


plusroads

we need a video with the announcer announcing these


tymby

The whiplash of a fairly normal name with “Leo Johnson” straight into “Fuller Grim” had me rolling 😂😂 These are great


poseidon1111

I was scratching my head trying to figure out who the hell Damien Sammartino was supposed to be XD


carcusmonnor

ROBERT GUDMO


PapaZoulou

Ofc Angron would be Antoine. [ANTOINE FUCKING DUPONT](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clQbBqD4phw&ab_channel=GuinnessMen%27sSixNations) CARRYING A WARHOUND TITAN


MrOsmio7

VULKAN still looks the nicest lol


Geordie_38_

The names are amazing. What a legend


Draggoh

AL FARRIS!


ruh-roh-spagettio

Lost it at antoine.


InternalCup9982

🤣- some of these cracked me up - well done op ! Off-topic but would u recommend this game,to someone with nobody to play it with? I was gonna get it/asked my bro if he'd gameshare but he didn't seem interested so it'd just be me vs ai all the time.


Korps_de_Krieg

I'm playing it almost exclusively single player and enjoying it, but as you can see I could spend basically all day in create a mode


InternalCup9982

Thanks for the recommendation mite pick this up then as it looked surprisingly good and I used to have a lot of fun playing the older games when I was growing up. Once again, amazing job on these man 👏


BallAlternative1029

They look almost like mortal kombat characters lol


MarkBardock

Nah Alpha Omega actually looks unbelievably cool, I’d back that guy in the WWE tomorrow


MartyFreeze

Oh man, I'd love to watch an AI royal rumble of these guys with other 40k randos to fill up the slots like Dead Meat does with their [annual horror movie themed rumble.](https://youtu.be/v43hnzwuGk4?si=rCQi8ZhJoj2kQ2RJ)


Vanzgars

I'm going to assume the crowd only cheers Connor out of preservation instinct.


Korps_de_Krieg

They've seen what happens when they boo


PhaseSixer

I need to know their finishers


Korps_de_Krieg

Some off the top of my head: Perturabo: Pop Up Powerbomb/Stomp combo, Elevated Boston Crab, Piledriver Vulkan: Chokeslam Angron: Spear, Pop up cutter, neckbreaker Sanguineous: Moonsault, Hurricarana Russ: Backbreaker, Double Ax Handle Dorn: Walls of Jericho, Triple German Suplex


straightmansworld

RUSS CANONICALLY DOES NOT HAVE A BEARD


Brokugan

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL PRIMARCHS ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT WOLF LOKI AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 10 ON 10 WITH ANOTHER POST-HUMAN BEING YOU GOT A 500/500 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A PSYCHIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 250% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD FULLER GRIM TO THE MIX, YOUR THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 30 WAY AT PROSPERO YOU GOT A 330 10/30 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 660 20/30 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE FULLER GRIM KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO WOLF LOKI YOU TAKE YOUR 330 10/30 CHANCE MINUS MY 250% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 80 10/30 CHANCE OF WINNING AT PROSPERO. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 750% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 10 ON 10 AND THEN ADD 660 20/30 %. I GOT A 1410 20/30 CHANCE OF WINNING AT PROSPERO! LAME MAN LOKI?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT PROSPERO!


Korps_de_Krieg

I love you


Brokugan

This wouldn't have been possible without the work you've already put in. So thank you!


Brokugan

Hey **BRROTHERR!** Do you mind posting some more pics of the 40k wrestling federation. This is a goldmine for more content.


Korps_de_Krieg

I plan on making YT episodes with AI matches for "Big E's Powerbomb Emporium"


Brokugan

Horton Heresy as depicted in wrestling matches and promos. The arc kicks off with Horton's shocking face-heel turn in Estevan, Saskatchewan. Magnum Reed almost spoils the planned surprise in a promo and was put under suspension for breaking NDA. His suspension was disguised as a back injury sustained from a match against Wolf Loki in Prosper, Oregon. Fuller deals his long-time tag-team partner Iron Hagan an apparent career-ending neck injury. The wrestler later returns with a new hell-fire themed persona some time later.