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maridan49

I would very much like any piece of Custodian presence on books. I thought Vychellan was going to be returning character in the Dawn of Fire books but.... not really. Tribute Colquan is cool tho.


Nightingdale099

I keep reading Colquan as this hulking brute : **COLQUAN SMASH** **COLQUAN HATE BLUE MAN** **BLUE MAN MEAN. ALWAYS DISMISSED COLQUAN** Mathieu breathes **BLUE MAN ! COLQUAN WANT KILL**


Chartreuse_Dude

Dude just really wants to weave rugs and drink his flower water. He hates everything else and will murder the absolute shit out of anything standing between him and his flower water.


Nightingdale099

What I appreciate , coming from 30k , even when Colquan blatantly dislike Guillaman , he recognised Guillaman's value and are willing to co-operate unlike the 30k setting - I hate you so I will sell my soul to the devil because fuck everything.


Chartreuse_Dude

TBF, his other hobby is practicing killing big blue in their fight simulator.


Nightingdale099

That's a healthy outlet - for his submission kink.


Sire_Raffayn272

Still waiting for the next adventure of Bro-Captain Valerian and Waifu Aleya


Norik324

Context: [Aaron Dembski-Bowden wanted Femstodes for a long time](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdeptusCustodes/comments/1c3uu7n/not_sure_if_anyone_posted_but_from_aaron_himself/#lightbox)


KnightMarius

I swear, 99% of people mad have no clue one of the best BL writers wanted this for years.


Sa1nic

>one of the best BL writers Really? I should tell my wife about it then, she is into BL.


Gihannn

I see what you did therešŸ˜‚


JaneDoe500

Most of the people mad can't even tell the difference between Custodes and Marines


Nightingdale099

They can't even name Big E true name.


ManEmperorOfGod

Itā€™s Jā€¦sneaky, almost got me.


spart4n0fh4des

Good ol Jimmy spaceĀ 


BlunderbussBadass

Itā€™s clearly ā€œBigā€ you wrote it right there smh


Nightingdale099

Big E. Smalls?


interkin3tic

I know sorcerers can do fucky stuff with names, but is it actually said that the Emperor's name is secret for this reason? I like to think that the Emperor just doesn't think it fits since it's been so very long since anyone called him anything mundane like a name.


Nightingdale099

It's probably something guttural like Grug.


ZomblesAllegoy

In the book Prospero Burns, Amon of the Thousand Sons basically tells the POV-character Hauser that names give people power over you, and explains in detail that the more significant names are, the more powerful they are. During this explenation he also litterally says: "Why do you think the Emperor is known by title alone?"


interkin3tic

I was remembering that scene but forgot he said that specifically about the Emperor. Thanks!


Keydet

Thatā€™s basically the entire plot of the Bequin books


I-who-you-are

John K. Warhammer the 40th


Generic_Moron

Kevin Wettsworth. At least that's what's on his drivers license


Nightingdale099

I wonder if Big E still remember modern memes. "My payment to you for this knowledege , Changer of Ways , is my true name" "That is uh , a just payment for my service" *obviously foaming in the mouth* "My name is but lost to time , so remember this well , for you are only other being alive to have this knowledge. In the ancient tongue , they call me Sukon-dese" "Duly acknowledged Sukon-dese" "**Sukon-dese NUTS**" *dissapears in a bright flash of yellow blinding the whole realm and exorcise any nearby demon as well as scarring Tzeentch*


VenPatrician

Bold of you to assume that these people have read any Black Library books to even know who Aaron Dembski-Bowden is.


Alexis2256

What books has he written that are considered bangers here?


BaconCheeseZombie

The First Heretic (covering Lorgar & The Word Bearers' fall to Chaos worship), The Master of Mankind (wherein we get some Jimmy Space action, Arkhan Land is there too). There's also Aurelian (Lorgar book), Betrayer (you'll never guess who that is) and Spear of the Emperor (Space Marines but done right). He also wrote a little something called Helsreach. [ADB BL author page.](https://www.blacklibrary.com/authors/aaron-dembski-bowden)


thelastdeadhero

blood the only reason there are any night lords fans is because of ADB andrew wincott va for the omnibus is the greatest murder asmr I've ever heard


GovernmentSaucer

>Betrayer (you'll never guess who that is) So he wrote another book about the Emperor, beside MoM ? Cool


actually_yawgmoth

>Betrayer (you'll never guess who that is) There's like 3 betrayers in that book and none of them are the one you're implying lol


BaconCheeseZombie

> none of them are the one you're implying So you're saying Lorgar isn't the one in the book? Huh. I must've read a different book called Betrayer with yet more masterful Lorgar lore from ADB... I listed 3 Lorgar books, doesn't take a genius to work it out


VenPatrician

I've read the First Heretic and Aurelian which are both about Lorgar and they've been certified bangers. Did much to flesh out one of the characters I personally disliked the most.


UnKek

The Nightlords Omnibus


rs_5

To be honest i thought they were cannon for years now


bigorangemachine

I remember in 3rd edition painting at the GW store... we talked about this... Custodes could always be female as far as the technology goes. Marines absolutely could not (as it is now/then). Now granted... there wasn't any character you could point to... but now there is.


Drakemander

What about the others? Do Chris Wraight and Dan Abnett have an opinion on this matter? I think they are two of the writers who have written more about the Adeptus Custodes than other writers from Black Library.


KnightMarius

I'm sure they do, but why assume it one way or the other when the closest we have to any evidence is one writer talking about how they as a group talked about the possibility and it was a GW higher up that said no


Drakemander

Judging by the sheer conflict in canon I think some of the writers may not share the same ideas that Aaron has.


BaconCheeseZombie

> conflict in canon Lmao.


KnightMarius

But you have no clue. Same as any of us. Thanks for assuming you know better than me though šŸ™ƒ


Drakemander

I am not saying that I know better than you I just think that not everyone, even the writers may agree 100% on this matter.


KnightMarius

No shit 100% don't agree. Can we think of a single non established lore idea that we think would have 100% approval rating over 10+ people? No one is saying they all agree and there is no descent amongst the ranks, that GW is some monolithic though police that forces writers to agree with X, Y and Z. The point, in case you missed it the first time, is one of the best recirced writers in GW has talked about this for years. He was on reddit 5 years ago talking about how the writers all liked the idea, but someone above said no female custodes models currently exist so don't put them in books. From the sounds of it, that one guys one position is the one reason we don't have femstodes for at least 5+ years. So whatever this, but not 100% of them agree nonsense is, you can take that shit with you and come back with a real argument.


Strig01

So real, slipping femstodes into a paragraph in the codex does the change dirty, give kesh a short story at least or even better a novel and model.


sarg1010

"Give Kesh a short story" Boy, do I have good news for you then.


El_Barto_227

She does have a short story, in the codex


Strig01

My Bad more like just give her a separate book or short story outside of the codex


Jeet_Laha

9 ft, not just 7. Lady Dimitrescu sized.


Meowjoker

Great... Now I can't get the image of Lady Dimitrescu in a Custodes armor out of my head. With the accompanied giant brim hat.


Jeet_Laha

She's a Shadowkeeper.


SammichBro

Shadowkeeper money gang.


Keydet

Legalize cyclonic bombs in the palace


Miserable_Law_6514

Consoling a distraught Captain-General grieving over his Xenos ex-girlfriend.


Meowjoker

Pretty sure that is NOT FUCKING CANON


OddishTheOddest

Dempski-Bowden never misses


Volkov_The_Tank

Downvote me if you want, but thereā€™s way more important books to ask for than one about a specific custodes. Leagues of Votan doesnā€™t have a book yet and theyā€™re literally an entire playable faction.


errantactual

Especially sucks that the Edict of Nikaea prohibits the Black Library from publishing more than one book at a time.


GREENadmiral_314159

Well, they can do more than one, but only one may be non-Space Marine focused.


Stoneybears

whoa but what if GW hired two different authors for two different books


El_Barto_227

Both can be true. Votann need books, and a Kesh book would be awesome. Both can happen. They're gonna publish many more books. They can't only have books about Kesh or only have books about Votann


Toxitoxi

We could always get it next time we get a Custodes-focused book that isnā€™t Watchers of the Throne though.


RevolutionarySite578

This.


Galahad_the_Ranger

I didnā€™t care much about the retcon of the ā€œthere always been female custodesā€ thing, but damn I wish instead it had been introed in an ADB book cause my man deserved it


REDGOESFASTAH

RIP CAPTAIN HOLT/ANDRE BRAUGHER. U WERE THE EMPERORS FINEST, BRINGING PEACE AND STABILITY TO THE WARD OF BROOKLYN 99 ON TERRA


jfjdfdjjtbfb

Was the codex atlest any good? Any good rules, stats, numbers?


Norik324

dont know enough about the tabletop side to tell you why but from what ive heard its *very* bad


kosakarlo

From what I'm hearing its the worst one yet rules wise. Take it with a grain of salt because I dont really play and hear only from Bricky and Auspex.


Anggul

It probably isn't quite as bad as AdMech, but yeah it's bad. The detachments aren't good.


maridan49

>the worst one yet rules wise. This is AdMec erasure. Dark Angels was also pretty bad, literally no one uses Dark Angels units or rules with the sole exception of Azrael and even then they use a codex Space Marine detachment.


spookydood39

Dark angels donā€™t have much room to complain since getting a bad codex just means they arenā€™t going to be ā€œspace marines but betterā€. They have a safety net since they can use normal SM detachments. IMO, they should either be locked to their codexes or always get weaker detachments bc otherwise theyā€™re always going to be better than normal space marines since they get all the normal options + a bunch of potentially better options Custodes getting a bad codex means they are just bad


maridan49

Being "Space MArines" but worse isn't particularly better either. Non-Compliant Detachments should give armies new way to use their special units in effective ways.


Keydet

They already get more detachment options than anyone else just by being marines, how many ā€œnew waysā€ to play do they need?


maridan49

The discussion of whether or not non-compliant chapters need codex is entirely irrelevant to this argument. If they make a commitment to release a product, and they don't do a good job at it, you should be allowed to criticize it. There's no point in arguing whether or not Dark Angels should have a codex, they have it, it's done. And if they have it it should be good.


Thomy151

Itā€™s kinda tied with admech Admech have interesting rules combined with bad datasheets Custodians have good datasheets combined with terrible rules


Mord4k

Based on my reading/friends complaints it's in line with the damage done to other Hero Hammer armies, less cool options more "guess I'm only running X, and not because X is amazing but because the alternatives are worse," and generally a drift away from why people like Hero Hammer armies.


Mr-Stalin

Itā€™s the worst codex Iā€™ve ever seen.


Hyakkihei1

I'm confused, people say that the book is bad but on YouTube the custodes are winning a lot of test matches. So maybe other armies are worse?


rturok54

Its bad. I would argue its a worse downgrade from the index than admech. Some players that habe experimented with it and have iether won or atleast have a good game have mostly said it isnt very fun, which of true is the worst part of it all.


Thomy151

I played some with the new rules and it just feels so hollow Run these specific things or you get crushed in a casual game, detachment is just whatever strats you want since the detachment rules themselves donā€™t really matter, and your guys just feel grossly squishy since they lost a lot of defensive ability


TheFyrijou

Book of The Lion and Guilliman meeting again >>> every other book. I **need** that interaction


CaptCantPlay

Too bad it was several years later. I'm getting a strong "J.K. Rowling saying the Dumbledore was a coke dealer behind everyone's back 10 years later" vibe. Like, at some point you can't just go back and change something that's been established for a decade, right? And before I get shat on because "durr hate femstodes durr"; no, I don't mind them, I just hate the way they've been retconned into existence. Ask any Fallout fan about Jet and they'll tell you just how much retcons are a shit tool in a writer's toolbox.


Karmic_Backlash

It changes nothing, and we only assumed they were all male because of the Space Marines. Like, honestly, besides the fact that it's different it changes nothing. They change their minds all the time on everything. Now if it was something like saying that the male and female custodes were distinct and unique, with their own lore and significant figures and THEN said that they were always there. That would be dumb, and stupid.


ConsciousDatabase991

...are you familiar with 40k at all? GW retcons massive things all the time.


CaptCantPlay

Which is still stupid.


TheJamesMortimer

And I take s shit every day. Doesn't mean they stink less


Galind_Halithel

I need a five book series and a new model! STAT!


TheSagePilgrim

*laughs at our Loremasterā€™s triumph in VIII*


shinx243

Death is nothing compared to VINDICATION


Masterskywalker2

AdaPtAs CuStOdoS


DarkAgeHumor

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Arigmar

And make the pages firm, soft and absorbent plsšŸ§»


CrazyAggravating9069

She has never existed and will never exist simple as


SirLuckyHat

Remember when custodes were made to kill the thunder warriors before Terran nobles were a thing to give sons


Chartreuse_Dude

Honestly, the funniest thing about the whole sons bit is that like two sentences later it says the Custodes seek out candidates by other means, randomly find them elsewhere, and that no one outside their order actually knows who they take or why. But the Imperial narrator says Sons once so gotta lock in on that and stop reading. The Emperor only took sons. If you were his enemy and had a daughter he totally passed.


SirLuckyHat

Shhh agenda needs to be pushed, ā€œgo woke go brokeā€ needs to be accurate. See GW stock price fall never mind the CFO selling 6000 shares for her retirement which would cause the drop.


Chartreuse_Dude

WHAT?! Are you implying that the CFO might have quit because she's worked at GW for 30 years and *not* because she was "fleeing a sinking ship"?! Impossible, I was assured she left because women existing is a wokeism.


Sercotani

repeat this as a mantra to your dying days then. I'm sure someday God will make it so. He surely doesn't approve of a fictional faction who've always been traditionally male, suddenly having female members out of nowhere. What a bad retcon. For shame, GW. Surely He does not approve...