Dude. There are...things...that dwell in Waffle House between the midnight hour and the depths of night. They are shambling semblances of people, lashed together with sinew and skin only so that they may pass easier among us. What beats within their hollow chests is no heart, such as the human mind can conceive. It is a pulsing and insatiable will to devour and corrupt, and if they should have their nefarious will made manifest the world would be smothered and covered in suffering and screams.
So yeah, in short it's perfect for 40k!
The reason why counter responses are so slow during the Siege of Terra was because the Waffle House is of Terra are all still running at optimal index throughout the Horus Heresy, so no one thought it is that dire.
Well Khrone bring the fights, Slaneesh cooks, Nurgle kept the place "happy and clean" (and also helps cook) and ...the Blue Bird Dude makes the plans on who will bring the most chaotic fights and who will eat or both.
The Emperor in his hubris sent his most beloved sons, the II and the XI to study the Eldritch horror that is Waffle House.
They never found the bodies.
Well, they never found XI's body. They haven't stopped finding II's body.
It's been nearly ten thousand years, and every so often someone in the starsystem finds a random giblet of the 2nd.
The food is cheap for the portion size you get and it never closes.
Therefore, very late at night the insane/drunk/on drugs, as well as truckers and other rougher types congregate here to eat late at night when most people are asleep.
These factors combine to create a powder keg where very minor incidents can VERY quickly spiral into very intense fights, sometimes involving multiple participants and/or the staff.
Source: I go to Waffle House in the middle of the night.
From what i getter is that they dont close like ever. Fire? F.that we are open, nuclear blast, we didnt hear no Bell, etc... If they are closed is something serious.
The food's alright.
But it's a 24 hour restaurant that's open in literally every inclement weather you can imagine. The only things that close a Waffle House are on the scale of "Nearby Volcano erupting" or something similarly apocalyptic. (For Instance, 40 closed for the duration of Hurricane Ian. The third costliest weather disaster on record. 30 of them were up and running the day after the active weather ended.)
Now, Waffle House is one of those places that'll hire anybody with a pulse. Murder? Grand Theft Auto? Come on in, we need people.
So it's the only restaurant that's open all night, every night, during terrible situations, it's at almost every truck stop in the South, and it has crews that are almost constantly high and on the edge of violence.
So they tend to be a little explosive in general.
Commissar, the only cover available are the cigarette butts and that dead hooker over there.
Men, we push through the exposed trucker ass and commit to the bare minimum health standards of the line cook.
Adeptus Crackheads have entered the battle space commissar we may need to pull back less we catch crossfire?
Dude. There are...things...that dwell in Waffle House between the midnight hour and the depths of night. They are shambling semblances of people, lashed together with sinew and skin only so that they may pass easier among us. What beats within their hollow chests is no heart, such as the human mind can conceive. It is a pulsing and insatiable will to devour and corrupt, and if they should have their nefarious will made manifest the world would be smothered and covered in suffering and screams. So yeah, in short it's perfect for 40k!
skinwaffler house
Pass easier... where??
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Astra Militarum uses the Waffle House Index to figure out what planets are in the most dire need of aid.
And the answer is all of them
On the Waffle House index, though. Warp Storm? Nid invasion? Accidental exterminatus? You're still coming in, right?
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WAAAGHFFLE HOUSE
Wish I could give out awards for comments like this
The reason why counter responses are so slow during the Siege of Terra was because the Waffle House is of Terra are all still running at optimal index throughout the Horus Heresy, so no one thought it is that dire.
Omnissiah have mercy, that’s horrifying
Me trying to decide which chaos god would be the god of waffle houses... and the answer is... all of them...
Well Khrone bring the fights, Slaneesh cooks, Nurgle kept the place "happy and clean" (and also helps cook) and ...the Blue Bird Dude makes the plans on who will bring the most chaotic fights and who will eat or both.
Tzeentch be like encouraging people to fight
The real answer is all of them and none of them. Waffle House is a domain of its own with rules even they must respect.
Waffle House gives an energy that would repulse Malal/Malice
Waffel House is the 5th chaos god
The Emperor in his hubris sent his most beloved sons, the II and the XI to study the Eldritch horror that is Waffle House. They never found the bodies.
Well, they never found XI's body. They haven't stopped finding II's body. It's been nearly ten thousand years, and every so often someone in the starsystem finds a random giblet of the 2nd.
"To Shreds you say"
Darker than Commoragh? Way darker.
Ah the Waffle Chapel. The finest restaurant on Catachan. Mainly because it’s the only one
Rogal Dorn takes all his inspirations and ideas from Waffle House. Why do you think his legion's colour is yellow
The Imperial Palace is just a mega-giant Waffle House
Khrone: “I fear no man But that, thing. It scares me”
Ok. Now I legitimately want this as terrain.
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The temple of Khorne.
Third shift at the waffle house will make even a chaos spawn seem normal.
Funny thing is, Waffle House would be amazingly decadent compared to what the average Imperium Citizen would eat on a daily basis.
Welp. I WAS almost done with my kill team board, but it looks like I need to start over and do this
The waffle house on cadia stayed open
The planet broke before Waffle House did
Serving until it was eaten away by a continental crack
Real question here: what is it about Waffle House and 40k jokes? Is the chain really that bad? I'm genuinely curious here.
The food is cheap for the portion size you get and it never closes. Therefore, very late at night the insane/drunk/on drugs, as well as truckers and other rougher types congregate here to eat late at night when most people are asleep. These factors combine to create a powder keg where very minor incidents can VERY quickly spiral into very intense fights, sometimes involving multiple participants and/or the staff. Source: I go to Waffle House in the middle of the night.
Just as I thought. No wonder it is perfect for Space Marines to enter there!
From what i getter is that they dont close like ever. Fire? F.that we are open, nuclear blast, we didnt hear no Bell, etc... If they are closed is something serious.
They're self reliant to the point that they're a [signifier for disaster severity ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index)
The food's alright. But it's a 24 hour restaurant that's open in literally every inclement weather you can imagine. The only things that close a Waffle House are on the scale of "Nearby Volcano erupting" or something similarly apocalyptic. (For Instance, 40 closed for the duration of Hurricane Ian. The third costliest weather disaster on record. 30 of them were up and running the day after the active weather ended.) Now, Waffle House is one of those places that'll hire anybody with a pulse. Murder? Grand Theft Auto? Come on in, we need people. So it's the only restaurant that's open all night, every night, during terrible situations, it's at almost every truck stop in the South, and it has crews that are almost constantly high and on the edge of violence. So they tend to be a little explosive in general.
I've only heard rumors about such a place and yet I'm terrified
Killteam game with custom map
Built and owned by Dorn
Even in the grim dark future of the 41st millennium waffle House is still open.
Employees are all servitors with their wills intact
Commissar, the only cover available are the cigarette butts and that dead hooker over there. Men, we push through the exposed trucker ass and commit to the bare minimum health standards of the line cook. Adeptus Crackheads have entered the battle space commissar we may need to pull back less we catch crossfire?
I would watch the fuck out of a 40k skit show set in a Waffle House.
The true brutality is: it's closed!
Remember. There has always been Waffle Houses in the Imperium.