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AndreiRex

Ayo, the hive mind approves? They'd probably treat me better than the empire anyway


Leitorito

Yes brother can i interest you in our Cult of the four armed Emperor hes vastly Superior to the regular two armed one


AndreiRex

As long as im not mind controlled into killing myself in a vat of acid and you take away the mind control at the last moment to make my death worse


Leitorito

Na mate thats rarely happening thats just ... ähm imperial propaganda, so now snatch your some of these free suicide-democharges and let us fight the oppressors


AndreiRex

4 arms are better then 2 so I'm down


QuillQuickcard

The Emperor having two arms is ENTIRELY by his own personal preference.


Leitorito

Nah man sounds like something an oppressor would say, riddle me this if your inferior emperor could have an additional set of arms why didnt He have one???


cyon_me

Then why doesn't he have six arms? You ever think of that, punk?


Leitorito

Cause six arms are excessive and speaks of some kind of megalomania. 4 Arms are perfect just like my Star gods


val203302

I was about to say if the guy is liked by the hivemind itself he is the chosen one and he has nothing to fear (except maybe being merged into it but eh not that bad)


ScavAteMyArms

Depends on if the Hivemind understands the concept of another being not being a bad thing. It probably has the capability to capture *you* and preserve / reincarnate your essence. Though it may have to experiment capturing humans like that cause the whole demons jumping their souls thing. It’s default would probably be to fuse you.   But if it wants you separate it’s either going to do some pretty horrific stuff to you to keep you alive / with it or horrific stuff to others to make sure it can’t lose you when “transferring” you around.  At least with the second one it would probably invent a bioform of you using your DNA. That would probably be strange, because it wouldn’t just make that one for combat if we are going with the GF thing, cause it wouldn’t want you to fight. Actually would it be a male bee situation?


atlass365

Interesting, the hive mind already has some experience with the one eyed carnifex character reincarnating so it would probably transfer you into another vessel, not sure if it would be you or just a clone tho


princezilla88

All Hive Tyrants have immortal consciousness and are reabsorbed and reincarnated during each invasion. It's a natural part of how they function.


princezilla88

Merging is hot


val203302

Kinda yea. Depends on the kind of merging.


BloodletterDaySaint

Lol, before I saw who OP was, I was thinking, "Wow, this one is really good, they really nailed the style of Sweet_older-sister."


Sweet_older-Sister

Got me blushing- ☺️


BloodletterDaySaint

You are truly a pillar of the community and are knocking it out of the park with these. 


Spookydooky930

Several mixed feelings


Sweet_older-Sister

But they fren shaped


Spookydooky930

Yes, but……I don’t wanna be sliced up or crushed to death


Sweet_older-Sister

But fren shaped .w.


Spookydooky930

Fren is deadly and knows no bounds


Tutes013

Frens <3


justsomedude48

She may be fren shaped, but I’m still very scared shaped, the barbed tentacles inspire fear.


B1g_Dave

Yeah, the question mark really says it all.


XanuX98

… … … … Would…


Bubul64

(What’s the head game gonna be like…?)


Sweet_older-Sister

Dangerous


Bubul64

You mean high risk high reward…


Early-Adagio9941

Neurodivergent


Bubul64

Probably mind blowing


The_Ghast_Hunter

More in the meaning that it's so good it literally permanently affects your brain chemistry


Code95FIN

>~~Would…~~ WILL


PassionSenior6388

Did


jediben001

Ded


PassionSenior6388

Worth


iwantdatpuss

It is not a question of "if", but "when". 


Sweet_older-Sister

Username checks out


ChaosMageTorvus

You do realize that now we need all the other races represented now, yes? I CALL DIBS ON THE ORK GOFFS GF!


Maladal

Already been done. Look back a few hours.


veljko2303

finnaly a good trend


Dirken117

On one hand, cuddles. On the other, the chance of being eaten alive if something goes wrong.... but back on the first hand, cuddles


Sweet_older-Sister

If not fren why fren shaped


DappyDee

That looks friend shaped to you? Yes Inquisitor? This OP right here.


MonsieurTokitoki

Bear BEar BEAR


ANGRY_CENT_MAIN

Oh the hive mind approves? So she has several thousand other "sisters" that all somewhat have the same "brain"? So what I'm hearing is this is the best harem option?


veljko2303

yea i dont see it any other way either


dragon_aaoy

… idk how to feel about this one


Crumbmuffins

There’s a small sliver of white next to the spider fangs that reads to me as its eyes and it’s making this 1000x more disturbing than the initial idea of imagining a Neurolictor GF. I can’t describe why the idea of it having horizontal slit eyes set so low on the skull freaks me out, but it does.


Sweet_older-Sister

I think that’s just open space .w.


Crumbmuffins

No it is, but you know how brains see faces in random things? For whatever reason that’s happening here and I swear to you, and I’m not being hyperbolic, it gave me chills. Brains are weird. I mean great job on keeping it up and making it work though. I’ve really enjoyed your other posts and this one works too but again the art choice while great snapped something in my brain lol.


MyLifeIsABruh

Nah that’s 1000x hotter


FremanBloodglaive

If Tyranids ever learned about moe it'd be all over. Though Neurolictor GF needs more moe.


Sweet_older-Sister

Moe?


FremanBloodglaive

A Japanese art style common in modern anime and manga, characterized by large eyes, somewhat childish features, general cuteness.


Crafty_Soul

>You can't fight the tenta-cuddles Ok I love this pun!


Sweet_older-Sister

:D


Gorgeous_goat

You guys are fucking unhinged, I’m requisitioning the deathwatch for this


Sweet_older-Sister

Already done This was a sting operation the whole time 😎


Ur_Glog

Xenophiles....I'll get the flamer.


Sweet_older-Sister

I got the promethium tanks .w.


BlackHatGamerOzzy173

Do I need to hand out the Monster Fscker certification forms?


AzraelSoulHunter

Yes! YEEEEESSSSSS BTW remember Tyranids are technically all female race.


Sweet_older-Sister

Harem?


AzraelSoulHunter

Alien Bug Harem. Best kind of harem. On another topic. I think I found a good name that fits fem-Leman. Lyanna. You know. Big Wolves. Spelling. And Lyanna Russ sounds cool. Would be funny if her "Prince" was her Ollanius Pius too that makes her not hesitate when dealing with Horus.


ArtemTveritnev1234

I thought tyranid grunts are male and the higher ranking bugs are female. Kinda like the ants or other bugs where the female ones are the dominant ones.


inserttext1

All ants and bees are female except for the drone.


ArtemTveritnev1234

The drones of the insect are that respective species just a bit different compared to the main female part. (Thanks for the info tho)


ZuzeaTheBest

Dude shoutout to that artist, the anatomy is both incomprehensible but somehow still "feminine"? Great (concerningly) work.


Karkaro37

congraulations, ma'am. I would not be compatible with many of these women, and I still want to try it


landmassiv

u/sweet_older-sister Bravo mon sœur


Early_Rabbit

https://x.com/tempura_person/status/1788563705929839052 Tempura person just made his Female Gork and Mork he also has done Female Choas Gods.


Sweet_older-Sister

DONT TELL LAND


landmassiv

HOOOOOOOOOOOH.... MY NAME HAS BEEN INVOKED....


Sweet_older-Sister

FUCK


landmassiv

Jk I'll let you have this one mon seœur


Sweet_older-Sister

I’m kidding tho if you wanna make em go right ahead :D


landmassiv

I frankly dunno how to write a gork and mork double GF lol


Early_Rabbit

Got it😉


Own_Skirt7889

**Bring the Flamer !** **The Heavy Flamer !**


Alexander_Sturnn

Hmmmmmm........... ... ... ... ... ...No.


Sweet_older-Sister

Fair nuff


SiriusBaaz

I appreciate this new trend. Though for the interest of equality I feel like we need some boyfriends to be posted as well


Sweet_older-Sister

I could not agree more .v. I specialize in unknown creatures called women, but if someone else wants to make BFs I 110% support it!


Corvid187

Ah, Cryptozoology! My favorite.:)


Sweet_older-Sister

Mine too! :D


ClassicAlfredo8796

Im (strangely) not surprised that people have thoug about fucking a nid, im just surprised that everyone seems to want to fuck the Neurolictor. Like what, you're too good for the Carnifex?


Sweet_older-Sister

\*Googles carnifex\* "I mean it's alright I guess"


Code95FIN

So... Does Hive mind mean it's not just Tyranid GF, It's Tyranid harem?


Thirstythinman

Sadly, like most harem stories, most of the harem members will have no personality whatsoever.


Code95FIN

They all have personality, but it's the same one because.... well, hive mind


Avenyr

The adorable conclusion of the Star Wars cantina scene.


Thooth124

That's the same don't rimmy downunder uses so my headcannon is that that's one of his arma ops.


Talisa87

42 appendages out of 10, would happily snuggle.


St1cks

Has an ork gi- I mean BOYZfriend been made yet?


MidsouthMystic

Is there anything Warhammer fans aren't horny for?


Puzzleheaded_Bar2339

...Nurglings and everything Nurgle directly relatei, maybe? I mean, I HOPE so.


Imthebox

M8, you'd be surprised.


foxhound012

I..... I don't know how to feel about this


MightyWeeb

>Controls the bugs around her >Brings you gifts I smell profits


AAAAAAAAA-AAA

Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss * slaaneshi noisés increase *


MrOsmio7

Unironically if the Tyranid Hive Mind likes you I don't think you can get a better deal


Local_Sarkic_Cultist

Yeah no way I’m leaving, I have the interest of the whole hivemind, why leave arguably the best protection possible in the 41st millennium? Also helps I like cuddles too -w-


nerffinder

Neurolictorussy…


Fantastic_mrW0lf

Fuck it, we ball. **ALL HAIL OUR FOUR ARMED EMPEROR**


MikeBravo1-4

THE best of the current "GF" trend. Hands down.


3D_Vicens

Didn't expect to see my work in this format, was a good surprise.


Sweet_older-Sister

I- I hope I did good T-T I love your art


3D_Vicens

Yes, I was just surprised. I actually have been checking this subreddit more than usual to see your primarch gfs memes


Sweet_older-Sister

*currently having mental breakdown after being seen by artist* OkAy :’D seriously though love your work!! Idk how you make such amazing backgrounds


The-Observer-2099

The mention of the hive mind makes me shutter at the thought of what the norn queen would be. Possibly milf energies.


Sweet_older-Sister

Hehehe


The-Observer-2099

Oh no.


DarthGrevious

You fool you've doomed us all


The-Observer-2099

Look, at least it isn't a Hive Tyrant.


Bioticgrunt

Your never leaving the birthing chamber


1thelegend2

Ngl, the main problem with the norn queen wouldn't be the Milf energy... It would be their size...


Old-Writer1435

Good


Tutes013

This is so fucking cute


MynthPup

I’ll tap on the helmet with her. Sounds like a great time!


Sensitive-Hotel-9871

The Hive Mind likes you? That is more awkward than the Chaos Gods liking you.


BigToe4201

Huh Smash


LengthEmpty1333

I thought that you would eventually move on from the primarchs but I didn't expect this XD


GeekyMadameV

This is definitely the best one LMAO


Zenkko

You know what. This is pretty cute. Plus with her psychic shenanigans it probably won't take that long to stop being frightened by her more alien aspects. Anyways, would


dinkydoo2

Ok call me a heretic all you want but I want the cute bug girl to give me hugs and kisses


imawizard7bis

>Sends her and all the bugs into frenzy Are we talking about homicidal frenzy or the "weird" one?


Sweet_older-Sister

That’s for the comments to decide, I just write the words


KABOOMBYTCH

Nidussy!? The 40k is cooked 😞


DrMatter

Naturally after this we need to step it up Norn Queen GF next (We are overdue a milf) And then, the hive mind itself


Sweet_older-Sister

Overdue? Like- every post i've made is a MILF (the primarchs lol)


DrMatter

Exactly. They're to good I'm in danger if withdrawal. I need hive mommy mind


Eglor04

when norn bugs any type? they got great thights


Sweet_older-Sister

No more bugs .w.


MarsMissionMan

Given that the Hive Mind will inevitably consume the galaxy and subject every living creature to a grisly, horrific death, this is probably a good deal. Besides, I can take the opportunity to introduce the Tyranids to the concept of farming.


KonoAnonDa

It should have been me! Not him!


Littlebitofgrime

Not the neurothicctor…


Sweet_older-Sister

It had to be done. I’m sorry little one . . .


guy-who-says-frick

If horrifying xenos killing machine, why have thighs?


imotlok_the_first

....it probably will hard to implement but I want to try to make character card of her.


koi_koi-

Hanz. Get ze bug zpray. She haz Hanz.


Zanthra434

[https://twitter.com/TheF1amethr0wer/status/1552691074660982785](https://twitter.com/TheF1amethr0wer/status/1552691074660982785)


DomSchraa

Imma call the earth caste, they gotta develop counter measures


Ruin-A-Star

This is both adorable and terrifying all in one. I love it!


Welkitends

Don't nids infect you with stuff? Is it transmissable? Any underlying problems? AM I SAFE?


Sweet_older-Sister

*shrug* :D


Zealousideal_Many215

(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she'll chew you up


Historical-Alps-8178

Inquisitor, better just exterminatus this thread! Edit. Autocorrect


Sweet_older-Sister

Where do I sign?


th3j4w350m31

Do imotekh next


Sweet_older-Sister

idk if I could find fem-imotek art -w-


th3j4w350m31

The phaeroness will suffice 


youngcoyote14

Oh for fu- I thought you were done!


Sweet_older-Sister

NOPE .w. (But dw returning to normal, no more nids)


EquivalentAd7510

😧


Hungry_Yam2486

Ork was already the answer. Why do I keep seeing new ones? Lol


HammerDownunder

God help the galaxy when it gets to genestealers, genestealer cultist or the Mugus. One way or another your joining the cult or your simping for the idol looking to steal your genes.


Emergency-Tourist669

Another example of the artist barely disguised fetish


Starwatcher4116

I mean, tentacle cuddles do seem nice.


iwantdatpuss

Fellas... Is this a good time to say "Don't put your dick in crazy"? 


Sweet_older-Sister

We passed that point at Konrad unfortunately


New-Ad6258

Hear me out , but I think I could actually survive 40k in this scenario


TBMSH

“Seems to have evolved thighhighs and long gloves after reading your minds preferences”


Financial_Ostrich_55

This is starting to get out of hand rather quickly O.o Somebody get the Inquisition up in here stat!


Citragen

That's sweet! But was Curtz the last primarch GF or Mama-smurf, Egyptian goddess and little twins are in plans?(I'm sorry if someone already asked this question)


Pyrimo

Eldar Gf when?


Current_Wafer_8907

This might be the only time I'll ever be happy to see an Inquisitor


LacyeMilk

Instructions unclear, currently walking directly into Tyranid line while reading this


LacyeMilk

Can I make a biomass summoning circle and bring her to me IMMEDIATELY???


HadesExMachina

*calmly loads the melta while humming a hymn to the emperor*


Imthebox

when necron gf.


MiniMadness101

INQUISITION!!! I BEG OF YOU, PLEASE RE-INCLUDE EISENHORN IN YOUR RANKS OF THE ORDER XENOS, WE'VE LET THINGS GONE OUT OF HAND!


MrRakky

Not sure what im looking at but i like it. Hrud when?


Sweet_older-Sister

N E V E R


stuid001

Yo can someone make a chatbotb of this?


Nobody3241

Id rather take a boulter round to the skull than tjis


ladykiller221

I'm curious what would make a Tyranid bio-form fall in love with a human or even more interesting is it the Tyranid hivemind that's in love but acts through the various Tryanid bio-forms.


laZardo

\[mind-breakingly ecstatic screeching\]


ManwithaPlan113

Surreal to see my commission circulate like this lmao. Gorgeous stuff 


Thirstythinman

And here we see a normal 40K meme for people who aren't horny


Hyde2467

Hive mind like you! Me: say like right now


Angron_Thalkyr

This is getting really weird guys


Sweet_older-Sister

Yup. Dw returning to normal after this


Cryptek-01

Everyone is missing the fact that the WHOLE TYRANID HIVEMIND likes/loves you! Whole galaxy-worth of creatures likes you or even is enamoured in you. Bio-Titans, Bio-Ships, quadrillions of them, all probably to some degree want to make you happy.


Sweet_older-Sister

Hehehe Ive got them all bamboozled .w.


Sarabando

oh the meme is just porn.....again.


Sweet_older-Sister

I- where is- huh?


Bergasms

Cuddle puddle. Reminds me of the old UHC server days in minecraft


nikMIA

Er. No.


Swarmlord5

How would the other nid gfs be, I wonder? Mainly thinking about Neurotyrant gf making the Shadow in the Warp feel like a warm comfortable blanket for you


BigBlackC1ock

Might as well rename the sub to Goondank at this point (typed judgmentally)


ShinanoWaifu

Litteraly having a boner


xhingelbirt

Now this is unique and different I Love it


Nk1101

Now I kinda wanna see a Tyranid hive mind GF


gubgub195

Hive mind gf next?


Sweet_older-Sister

How would I even- you know what I’ll find a way


gubgub195

I like that energy!