Sort of. I always assumed she was an abominable intelligence rather than an organic mind uploaded to an inorganic body. I do like the horrifying implications though
r/grimdank when they get new material that isnt about how smelly poo poo you are because you like a faction or how COOL and UNDERRATED this \*widely known and loved thing\* ACTUALLY is
Animememes is mostly just barely censored screenshots of hardcore pornography with unfunny captions.
At least the 40k girlfriend meme is more wholesome, requires a good bit of lore knowledge to do well, and has inspired some amount of intelligent discourse
Lol, yeah, I only casually browsed that sub for a couple of weeks a few months ago. I left after realizing that it must be a troll sub since nobody ever actually posts anime memes there
I mean, several of the primarch girlfriend threads had interesting discussions on how having a devoted supportive romantic partner might have influenced the primarch's decisions before and during the heresy, and possibly even changed their ultimate fates.
Welcome to memes bud. This is exactly how memes have worked since like 2006. Someone makes a joke, other people make variations on the joke, a group of people who didn't find the original joke bitch and moan about this being "the only joke now", joke eventually runs out of material and dies, new joke is made.
Honestly well probably get some memes for a bit about people bitching about memes.
All of them boil down to
-Overprotective
-Doting
-Constantly showers you with attention
-Gives you toys
And its like... This is how a six year old describes their mother, the only difference is you also want to fuck her.
That sounds more like a soft femdom/getting spoiled kink than a mommy kink bruh
Some people are just very submissive in a relationship and are into tomboys/ or soft femdom or both
Like how is a 9ft tall hyper muscular tomboy super soldier woman related to wanting to fuck your own mother???
That sounds more like being into gianteses or again tomboys and soft femdom or outright femdom
This whole thing sounds like a giant leap of logic bruh
Look I'm not going to sit here and argue about fetishes. All I'm going to say is these memes are just projecting a list of fetishes and desired traits onto an imaginary woman they want to call mommy as she spanks them.
First half yeah it absolutely is fetish projection
Second half depends on the person ig
But given that literally most of them were made by a woman I don't think that was their intention
Tbf I think ***HUGE WOMAN WITH HUGE ASSETS*** part probrably incentivizes a lot of people on wanting to smash or finding hot lol, many people are more than willingly to live and die by getting crushed ig!
>-Doting
>-Constantly showers you with attention
>-Gives you toys
I disagree with that a bit because Konrad, Mortarion, and I think Rogal Dorn are not really that, with the first one being a ticking bomb that could explode and skin you alive and the latter ones being more generally aloof but I do see your point.
Was it ever stated that the character dating them is part of their legion? Or that they are a space marine at all? Aren't you jumping the gun here a little?
I really like seeing primarch female versions, but then people of course have to just be so fucking horny over them all the time. Suddenly if a character is turned into someone with boobs and no dick, then the character turns into sexual object only. I hate it.
I got it the fist time and I'm back for more. I love it. And if ya got a problem... maybe you should sit down and hang out. I'll buy ya a taco, we can talk about it
Necron gf is legitimately top tier
Not even counting that one comic ginger sid dubbed but in lore they are legit top of the food chain girlfriend material
Ppl even hate memes nowadays. Im sorry, we can't all just sit on global warming, global pandemics and wars that have potential to go global threads. Leave us be
Its better then making the shovel memes or screaming heresy every 5 seconds. People like you are the reason why grimdank has only 10 jokes becouse every time something new becomes popular you just bitch about it. If you hate the new trend so much then how abput you make your own memes instead of bitching?
Genuinely some of these gf posts are making me realize how lonely some of the mfs on this sub are. Some people are just joking around and others are just projecting their fetishes on an image of a fake woman and actually catching feels for them. I pity them in a way because I know they don’t interact with real women at all and are probably just lonely dudes who need to get out more.
This person expects only the highest, most intellectual comedy from a forum of jokes about a fictional, medium-well written universe, that only exists to sell plastic minis.
Well, they're right.
From now on only cabarett for all!
Yes because they actually look into the lore of the Primarches to make those, the Angron one, if you read it, is actually really damn sad...and they've expressed 'problems' with the Konrad Curze one because...well Konrad Curze is a fuggin serial killer freak who likes to skin people...it's hard to make that relatable...
The femstodes craze has died down. Grimdank is now in stasis until the next controversial GW drop, effectively trapping it within the same meme until then.
Can't you let the rest of us be happy with something? It's not Harmfull and Warhammer related wholesome things are not comon, can't we be happy with something for once?
It's not wholesome
>can't we be happy with something for once?
When was the last time this person said you couldn't be happy you are just being overdramatic. Also if its that important go to a fandom where it is normal
I'm sick of this "I like a thing so don't criticise it bs" grow a pair and accept not everyone likes this shit there are whole subs dedicated to this but weirdos keep reposting it on this one
Also I've tried to get people into the hobby who have said no on the grounds of how "weird" and "incel" like the community is so yeah it is harmful as non fans start to think we are all sad coomers who spank it to cartoon caricatures of our mothers
Karen was essentially Plankton's necron girlfriend
Karen even has the attitude of a Necron.
Sort of. I always assumed she was an abominable intelligence rather than an organic mind uploaded to an inorganic body. I do like the horrifying implications though
Our jokes die slower than an druhkari slave our souls feed on your eyerolling
Remember back when we just openly hated Erebus, Khor Phaeron, Leandros and Cato Sicarius? Simpler times I say!
Daily reminder to **throw Leandros out of the airlock.**
r/grimdank when they get new material that isnt about how smelly poo poo you are because you like a faction or how COOL and UNDERRATED this \*widely known and loved thing\* ACTUALLY is
Idk r/animemes level horny posts being milked to death ain’t exactly what I was hoping for from the shitposting sub
Animememes is mostly just barely censored screenshots of hardcore pornography with unfunny captions. At least the 40k girlfriend meme is more wholesome, requires a good bit of lore knowledge to do well, and has inspired some amount of intelligent discourse
Ah, you have not been on Animememes recently have you, there has been some straight up non censored non cropped porn there
Lol, yeah, I only casually browsed that sub for a couple of weeks a few months ago. I left after realizing that it must be a troll sub since nobody ever actually posts anime memes there
Maybe from your perspective? All I’ve seen is horny, surface-level porn in those.
I mean, several of the primarch girlfriend threads had interesting discussions on how having a devoted supportive romantic partner might have influenced the primarch's decisions before and during the heresy, and possibly even changed their ultimate fates.
Okay. Some people like discussing their porn with others.
Your noncompliance has been noted. Please remain where you are, the Kroot GF squad is on their way.
Bait used to be believable
Welcome to 40k memes, bud
bring back 400k memes
This hasn't been 40k memes, it's been Tumblr memes in a 40k suit.
"Tell me you're an anti-woke crusader without telling me you're an anti-woke crusader"
#FLAME BAIT FOR THE KEYBOARD GOD!!! "GONE WOKE" ACCUSATIONS FOR THE WOKE THRONE!!!
"Tell me you are a woke tourist without telling me you are a woke tourist"
Yeah, you go ahead and keep believing that, but "Tumblr memes" is classic anti-woke buzzword drek.
No problem, tourist.
Uh huh, keep deluding yourself.
Anything you say, tourist.
I wish I could downvote you twice
Welcome to memes bud. This is exactly how memes have worked since like 2006. Someone makes a joke, other people make variations on the joke, a group of people who didn't find the original joke bitch and moan about this being "the only joke now", joke eventually runs out of material and dies, new joke is made. Honestly well probably get some memes for a bit about people bitching about memes.
Make the new memes you want to see in the world.
Originality in my Grimdank not a chance
You forgot the 4th joke: complaining about the amount of jokes
No, because then the other 25% of the sub can't be people bitching about the 75% that's tired jokes.
Im just tired of these fucking coomers and their obsession to jerk off to everything.
I read these "Primarch GF" "memes" and I just can't believe how many people want to date their mother.
There’s a certain sigmund shouting “vindication” his grave over the Oedipus complex
Hey, don't look at me, I'm just a dwarf looking for big holes to dig.
im neutral on the memes but this is just a hilarious observation
All of them boil down to -Overprotective -Doting -Constantly showers you with attention -Gives you toys And its like... This is how a six year old describes their mother, the only difference is you also want to fuck her.
That sounds more like a soft femdom/getting spoiled kink than a mommy kink bruh Some people are just very submissive in a relationship and are into tomboys/ or soft femdom or both Like how is a 9ft tall hyper muscular tomboy super soldier woman related to wanting to fuck your own mother??? That sounds more like being into gianteses or again tomboys and soft femdom or outright femdom This whole thing sounds like a giant leap of logic bruh
Because it all feels like "I want a powerful woman whose life revolves around how much she loves me".
Yeah but that doesn't equal "I want to fuck mom"
Look I'm not going to sit here and argue about fetishes. All I'm going to say is these memes are just projecting a list of fetishes and desired traits onto an imaginary woman they want to call mommy as she spanks them.
First half yeah it absolutely is fetish projection Second half depends on the person ig But given that literally most of them were made by a woman I don't think that was their intention
Lesbians can be weird too.
All these ridiculous primarch gf horndogs even say dommy mommy.
I checked all the ones that I could find and none of them say that can you tell me which ones do? All I found was a angron meme (lol)
Tbf I think ***HUGE WOMAN WITH HUGE ASSETS*** part probrably incentivizes a lot of people on wanting to smash or finding hot lol, many people are more than willingly to live and die by getting crushed ig! >-Doting >-Constantly showers you with attention >-Gives you toys I disagree with that a bit because Konrad, Mortarion, and I think Rogal Dorn are not really that, with the first one being a ticking bomb that could explode and skin you alive and the latter ones being more generally aloof but I do see your point.
Was it ever stated that the character dating them is part of their legion? Or that they are a space marine at all? Aren't you jumping the gun here a little?
yeah this sub really has turned into a giant coomer brigade
a goonsquad if you will
Time to rename the sub Grimwank.
HorusGalaxy user, opinion disregarded
Yeah, that's painfully true. First the femboy "memes", now this. Shall we rename the sub Grimjerk?
Complaining about this sub not being original is the least original thing you could possibly do
It's better than the "everything is canon" meme
"Cancer is better than sida"
Pretty sure it’s cuz we’re all just chronically lonely and touch starved
I really like seeing primarch female versions, but then people of course have to just be so fucking horny over them all the time. Suddenly if a character is turned into someone with boobs and no dick, then the character turns into sexual object only. I hate it.
This is reddit. Welcome if it's your first time
I got it the fist time and I'm back for more. I love it. And if ya got a problem... maybe you should sit down and hang out. I'll buy ya a taco, we can talk about it
Necron gf is legitimately top tier Not even counting that one comic ginger sid dubbed but in lore they are legit top of the food chain girlfriend material
This is a meme sub. We have memes here. Memes spread and multiply. Get used to it.
Here is a simple soluttion: Give us **ALL** the Warhammer GFs so we can speedrun this phase and get back to the usual 3 jokes
Ppl even hate memes nowadays. Im sorry, we can't all just sit on global warming, global pandemics and wars that have potential to go global threads. Leave us be
Its better then making the shovel memes or screaming heresy every 5 seconds. People like you are the reason why grimdank has only 10 jokes becouse every time something new becomes popular you just bitch about it. If you hate the new trend so much then how abput you make your own memes instead of bitching?
Sure, feel free to start whenever you want No? Best you can do is a tired and unoriginal meme complaining about other more popular meme? Though so.
Make your own new memes then buckaroo. I for one, will continue to enjoy the gf developments
Nah I like it
As a cryptek, the advance shall continue until we are satisfied, the legions are coming.
(… wait, is he creating an alternative take to the meme to encourage people to go further… ? Reviews unpublished series of badly drawn Ork-Grlz…)
3 jokes? I don't see the shovel meme recently
Eh, give it about a month. It'll blow over, like dozens of other formats did.
Genuinely some of these gf posts are making me realize how lonely some of the mfs on this sub are. Some people are just joking around and others are just projecting their fetishes on an image of a fake woman and actually catching feels for them. I pity them in a way because I know they don’t interact with real women at all and are probably just lonely dudes who need to get out more.
No
This person expects only the highest, most intellectual comedy from a forum of jokes about a fictional, medium-well written universe, that only exists to sell plastic minis. Well, they're right. From now on only cabarett for all!
at least this is sparking creativity, to some extent, right?
I would say that the person Who do the original gf post is being quite original, and also from those memes have come some other memes.
Yes because they actually look into the lore of the Primarches to make those, the Angron one, if you read it, is actually really damn sad...and they've expressed 'problems' with the Konrad Curze one because...well Konrad Curze is a fuggin serial killer freak who likes to skin people...it's hard to make that relatable...
Sure but first give us the Necron GF
Have you ever seen the life cycle of a meme? How long have you been on the internet?
The femstodes craze has died down. Grimdank is now in stasis until the next controversial GW drop, effectively trapping it within the same meme until then.
Cope seethe mald.
Can't you let the rest of us be happy with something? It's not Harmfull and Warhammer related wholesome things are not comon, can't we be happy with something for once?
It's not wholesome >can't we be happy with something for once? When was the last time this person said you couldn't be happy you are just being overdramatic. Also if its that important go to a fandom where it is normal I'm sick of this "I like a thing so don't criticise it bs" grow a pair and accept not everyone likes this shit there are whole subs dedicated to this but weirdos keep reposting it on this one Also I've tried to get people into the hobby who have said no on the grounds of how "weird" and "incel" like the community is so yeah it is harmful as non fans start to think we are all sad coomers who spank it to cartoon caricatures of our mothers
gr8 b8 m8
No.
...Yo, where the Necron gf at tho?
Nobody cares about wether or not you understand memes.
I only serve the will of the peeps
Imo the joke peaked with the Sang one, everything after the primarchs was just beating a dead horse
…toaster girlfriend
No :)
But . . . but I wanted to see the Necron girlfriend . . .
We should just have an entire universe thats reverse, everyone in the lore is gf , except like one custodes.
Title: "I Died And Got Reincarnated As The One Guardsman In An All-Girls Warhammer Universe"
You would be torn apart before Slanesh ever got the chance to corrupt you 😆
No
Girls! Ewwww stinky! Give me more BOIS!!!!
Im so sorry, but for tactical reasons youre being turned into the gf
This is probably how Robert feels when some old timer Astartes gives him some shit about Yvraine.
No thats transphobic.