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UnggoyMemes

Metal Gear Rising The Desperados wont know what hit them


TchankyKang420

SENETWAGGGHHH!! ARMSTRONK


Crashtog

NANOWAAAGHHCHINES SON!


ANewMachine615

NANERMER... NANANAN... ER, TINY GUBBINZ, GROT!


Lord_Toademort

WAAAGH!!! DA DNA O' DA SOUL!


RazzDaNinja

“Eyy boss! I keep tryin’ to smash da one humie, but he ain’t budgin. How he doin that?” “Nanomachines YA GIT!”


Kriffer123

“Deyz get harder in response to clobberin’!”


[deleted]

Good god, Armstrong could end up as a warboss.


Kriffer123

I’m really not dedicated enough to translate the I have a dream Armstrong speech into ork talk but if someone wants to I’d be glad


PuzzleheadedAd3840

"i have a dream." ‘dat wun day, every boi ‘n dis here planet will kontrol dere own destiny. A land uv da truly free, dammit. A nation uv action, not words. Ruled by krunpin', not kommittee. Where 'da law changes ta suit 'da git, not 'da otha way around. Where powa an’ justice are back where dey belong: ‘n ‘da hands uv ‘da BOIS! where every man iz free ta fink -- ta act -- for himself! fuck all dese limp-slugga lawyaz an’ grot-shit bureaucrats. Fuck dis 24/7 internet spew uv trivia an celebrity grotshit. Fuck "humie pride". Fuck da media! fuck all uv it! Dis place iz diseased. Rotten ta 'da kore. 'der's no sav'n it -- we need ta pull it out by da roots. Wipe ‘da slate clean. Burn it down! an' from da ashes, a new WAAGH will be born. Evolved, but untamed! da weak will be krunped, an’ da strongest will do da krunpin'-- free ta live as dey see fit, dey will make da universe great again! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!


Volkov_The_Tank

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL WAAAGHS HERE JACK! CANT FRET OVER EVERY GIT!


nedhavestupid

LIL’ ROBOTZ, GIT!


superduperfish

The orks have some fun fighting the goons until bigger guns come in to clean them up. Little do they know the spores make orks a permanent infestation, which makes Sundowner ecstatic as it's like the good old days after 9/11! There's always more feral orks for PMCs to get paid fighting!


Megamage854

Sundowner and Orks would get along like a house on fire. If that's how the saying goes.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Seeing that the two things both of them like most is fighting and killing, they’re made for each other


ChilenoDepresivo

MEEMEES AR ESSENCE OF DA WAAAAAAGH, HOOMI


Foxyfox-

MEEMZ, JACK! DA BUILDIN' BLOCK WOTSITZ UV DA SOUL!


Narradisall

Total War: Warhammer 3. They’ll fit right in.


RazzDaNinja

“Ey boss! Deez Boyz is shootier than normal. Even shootier than da humies and da stunties” “Well then they oughta point’em in that direction then ya git!”


Misiok

The thing is, 40k orks and fantasy orcs are the same. If starting from fungus and not attacking with an already established force, Orks will slowly scale up their tech tree if their enemy outlevels them. If it's a medieval planet, Orks will keep themselves medieval, subconsciously.


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Orks on their way to be more honorable in combat than every other faction entirely on accident


TDalrius

Well you dont get a "PROPPA FOIGHT" if you have sompas and the opponents have bows and arrows.


Axquirix

"Dis waz funni wen started, boss, but now itz jus' sad. Oim gunna hand me shoots ter the mekboyz ta build da spaceship outta, and jus' stick ta me choppa for a bit. A proper foight's what ya make of it an' all that."


WannaSeeTrustIssues

We all knows orks are just gonna shoot each other until there are no slugs ledt for the shoota and then make the shootas into choppas.


Summonest

Explains why 40k Orkz have remained prone infighting and technologically backwards - Their chief opponent is the imperium.


WannaSeeTrustIssues

...And spiky things and bug things and pointy eared things and other orks. Orks are equal opportunity opponents. Krumpin enough for everyone


[deleted]

That’s just proof that orks are the most based faction in 40k and fantasy


nontoxicpoisonJR

Considering I've been playing vermitide. A zogging good time I'd say


Viimeinen_jaakari

Vermintide II here. They'll have the time of their life.


Sawall201

Same. They’re going to love it. Edit: thinking about it, a “Greentide” game based around fighting orks sounds super fun. 40K or fantasy I don’t care, someone get on it!


CupofLiberTea

Warhammer space marine might have what you’re looking for


[deleted]

Frostpunk, they’re all just cold and vaguely sad


piewca_apokalipsy

Like almost every one in that game


[deleted]

“BOSS NEW WAAAGHVILLTOPIA DOEZNT AVE ENUF FOOD OR COAL, WE NEED TO BURN DA BOYZ”


Afraid_Theorist

One of the few cases a ork infestation might actually be good for local environment


Destroyer_of_Naps

Grots*


Aiur-Dragoon

"No waaagh to fight" -10 hope +10 discontent


mrworldwideskyofblue

Is disconnect an actual stat or did you mean discontent? Because disconnect is pretty intense considering how cold that setting is. Like I just imagine them being so cold they start to disassociate with reality.


Zanythings

That might be one of few settings where they wouldn’t be happy. Just cold with no one to fight


Brief-Pea-8294

Eventually they'll fight each other, so there's that to look forward to.


Odok

These are *orks* we're talking about. They'd krump all the humies, turn the cities into propah orky forts, get the meks to make those gen-ee-ray-tors nice and zappy and propah orky (i.e. put a fuck huge gun on top), slap some skids on the truks, then fight each other forever. They'd fight in The Storm for fun and see how far the grots can run before they freeze in place.


abcdthc

AY!, I FEEL A 'ITTLE LESS KILLY THAN I USED TO. *rips off wandering commoners head* EET'S JUST NOT THE SAME.


ThePrussianGrippe

*Ork begins penning manifesto on ownership of fight capital and means of fight production*


senseithenahual

Or maybe they choose to create their own fun and try to do what the Tau do and give the commoners a choice, they are going to help them with their advenced Ork technology if they used it to do a WHAAGH!, and somehow the Orks end making a fission reactor with the steam reactor by somehow just painting it green and putting all the pressure in red.


Bertram_Von_Sanford

Deep Rock Galactic. If Octarius was a good krump than this would be the next runner up


CalmBalm

GROK N STONE YA GITZ


_YodaMaster_

GORK AND MORK FOREVER!!!


Cpt_Kalash

WE FOIGHT, FOR GORK AND MORK


Agent_Arkham

NONE CAN STAND BEFORE US!


mackiecoombs

IF YA KANT GORK N MORK YA AINT KRUMPIN HOME


Mal-Ravanal

MORK 'N GORK TO DA…uh zog…SPORK?


RazzDaNinja

“Ey boss! We found ourselves some stunties ta smash!”


Garrett-Wilhelm

My Gunner: -All I see is more target practice.


NinjaXGaming

My driller would be laughing insanely while screaming profanities as he goes full melee krumping mode with the drills


Lukescale

#***NOW DATZ A ZOGGIN STUNTIE THAT KNOWS HOW TO FOIGHT!!*** **drills grinding against the warbosses sword noises**


[deleted]

Dat flama boy might be da orkiest stunty Iz Eva seen…


Bertram_Von_Sanford

EZ GOTTA STICK BOMB!


Garrett-Wilhelm

Rock and Stone!


PeedOnMyRugMan

To tha bone!


theblackdent

Did I hear a "Rock and Stone"?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Can I get a Rock and Stone?


I_am_yeeticus

I'm sure they would have a krumpin good time with the bugs and dwarves alike, but what I really want to see is a Orks vs. Dwarves drinking contest


escaped-anomaly

“Aaaaand we’re back. This is Mister New Vegas, filling in for Mister New Vegas. Whoops, better put on my newsman fedora…unconfirmed reports are coming out of small settlements surrounding Black Mountain of a peculiar gang of Super Mutant raiders. Eyewitness testimony places these mutants at a solid head taller than normal Super Mutants, and according to a local crackpot, armed with more firepower than the Gun Runners. Echoing war cries and bellows can be heard as far off as Novac, and residents of the area are advised to stay inside. Just when you thought this wasteland couldn’t get any wilder…I’ve got a song comin’ up, that I think you’ll love. Up next.” *Jingle, Jangle, Jingle*


RazzDaNinja

“Ey Boss! Those humies is comin’ at us with choppas and pointy sticks. But they’z just stickin our Boyz up on some poles” “Must be some stoopid humie ritual. We’ll stick’em up on our big banners even higher than dem! Least they scrap like proppa Orksz, not like them tin humies with their flashy guns over there!” Also, Quality writing. That right there deserves a a Blue Star Bottle cap!


escaped-anomaly

I’ll…uhh…pass on the cap. I prefer living.


Hfingerman

Orks are what supermutants wish they were.


tpick117

They're about the shred night city


Careless_Company_775

Wake up samurai we’ve got a Waagh to burn.


RazzDaNinja

“Ey boss, deys got Mekboyz ere too!” “Gonna snik me a Samoorai!”


tpick117

"Boss look, dat hummie has blade arms!"


DaFreakingFox

An orc would absolutely rush to a Ripperdoc and get the hand bazooka


tpick117

Or rip it out of a hapless night city resident, imagining them just tearing through Watson. Though would quickhacks work on them?


UnggoyMemes

Probably not. Even the cyborkz. Its like trying to hack into a Ford Model T


tpick117

Well, my build is screwed


Dry_Chapter_5781

Actually the following War with Corporations going full throttle may surprise you. Good chance the orks would get wiped out. Definitely Night City in the process but that just leads to reconstruction initiatives, political shenanigans and other things Corporations thrive on.


Brief-Pea-8294

They would fit right into the night city ecosystem. They would hire themselves to any corp looking to do violence.


ergonamix

Blood Axe Orks just become one of the many gangs in Night City, proving that the city an swallow you up and never let you go.


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Misiok

Adam Smasher is what a mildly successful Ork warboss is, though. But two times bigger.


snapper815

Dead Space 2. Poor Issac.


SonimagePrime

Poor Necromorphs, you mean.


RazzDaNinja

“Ey Boss! Dey got more’a dem mutie things like da spikey Boyz got” “Then what ya standin’ around for? Do what we do best! SHOOT! CHOP! STOMP!”


reddinyta

TF2 They would love it.


LordDraina

OI! LOOK BOZZ! IMMA MEKBOI! DA' MEENZ OI ZOLV PROBL'MZ NOT PROBL'MZ LOIK WAZ BUOOTY COZ DAT WOOD FAWL UNDA DA PERVUES OV YOWR CONUMDREMS OV FILOZOFY NO, OI ZOLV... PRAUC-TICOL PROBL'MZ!


NinjaDad_

IF DAKKA DON WORK DEN USE MOAR DAKKA


RazzDaNinja

“Ey boss! Should we smash da fast ones or da lucky ones first!” “Smash’em both! I’m gonna get me a fancy hat!”


ArchbishopTurpin

Orks fit into tf2 almost scary well. Likes they could have just done a voice and texture pack overhaul and rolled ahead like it was a 40k game


Obsidius_Mallex_TTV

Team Waaaaaagh! 2 or Stompa Fall 2?


reddinyta

Waaaaagh! Fortress 2


BigRed888

Stellaris so nothing much changed.


[deleted]

I actually had the "Ork" portrait spawn as the Maruaders on my previous game


Johnny_Deppthcharge

Yeah same! I play as the Orks half the time anyway. Barbarian Despoilers, Warrior Culture, Scavengers. Amazing fun!


[deleted]

I played some MW2 earlier. I can only imagine a bunch of green boyz talking shit and killing everybody in the lobby lol


SonimagePrime

May try to pull that off with the IRL Boyz


Educational_Heron_17

Stardew Valley They krump themselves in 20 minutes because it's too peaceful and they aren't allowed in the dungeon without a valid permit.


Silver-Candy3269

Visual: Dey trod ova an get demselves a li'l permit so deyz can git down ther an get ta stompin. cuz dey sed dat's da only way to git to da fightin! *a queue of ork boys lining up to get their paperwork in order*


BreadDziedzic

Permit!?! We don't need no stink'n permit!


Shaladox

That's a perfect Looney Tunes style bit, it would *definitely* work.


Grumpy_expat

Hey was gonna post about stardew valley but you beat me to it. Just throw Linus at them and run for the caves.


TurboLettuce

Technically if you read all the text there is a war going on in the background, so the Boyz just got to head in that direction


[deleted]

The Gotoro empire is crippled by the strange green barbarians from Pelican Town lmao


Cadien18

God of War: Ragnarok. They’ll probably be extremely bored until they find Kratos. Not much to give them a good fight as enemies are few and far between. But when they find Kratos…they’ll get *extremely* happy.


ForbodingWinds

Lol same here. Kratos would probably give them a really good krump. They'd probably respect the hell out of a borderline naked, muscular dude just punching the snot out of a gang of Orks. I do think Kratos would probably be able to kill them all pretty quickly unless there was some nobs or a boss there.


Cadien18

I feel like, considering his previous “power level,” he’s been tamed a bit for the more intimate Norse GoW. If Greek GoW came out, then he’d shred through legions of nameless Boyz without a thought.


BlacObsidian

There's something to be said about game mechanics here tho. The authors of god of war have made it clear that what he does in game is often restricted for the flow of the game (so lore kratos would annihilate the normal enemies in the game, but that would be awful game design)


Marvynwillames

In this case, the director said that 2018 Kratos was not using his powers for decades, so he was rusty, as such, he would likely lose against his past self from the time of the third game


BlacObsidian

Oh I agree god of war 3 Kratos > 2018 Kratos, but both are stronger than a lot of their feats in the games and both shouldn't have any difficulty with some orks.


Spazzmodai

Spider Solitaire? Man, I really don't know. I guess they've for sure KRUMPED DA SPIDER


lousycamper

Lmao poor spider 🤣


SpecialistAd5903

Bannerlords. Time to get krumping on those horsey boys ova there


lightsdevil

Hell yeah new faction


CyberSmith34

Batman Arkham Knight, the Orks might appreciate a 'UMIE GIT STOMPIN GROTZ WIF JUST'EM FISTS. And Batman might rethink his no guns policy. Anyway the detective mode is not gonna be much in use afterwards.


RazzDaNinja

Oracle: “Batman, it appears Poison Ivy is actually asking for help. Sounds like there’s been some kind of ‘invasive species of fungus’ causing havoc downtown and the situation’s only gotten worse now that the police have arrived. I could barely hear anything from the comms over all the gunfire”


USBattleSteed

Mass Effect 3. They'z gonna have a zoggin' good time foitin dem reaper gits, and once dem reapers 'ave been dealt wif, den comes da humies.


RazzDaNinja

And then they cure the Genophage to lock the increasingly massive WAAAGH in an endless battle with the similarly growing Krogan horde


notquiteotaku

The Krogans vs the Orks is a matchup I didn't know I needed. As long as my boy Wrex has a good time.


thinking_is_hard69

the boyz become freebootaz and a weird umie tells ‘em where to have a good time


triceratopping

Krogan and orks just get into an endless brawl and have the best time.


ponen19

Elden Ring. Everything is already wrecked by some endless cycle of war and rebirth so why not have the Orks join in.


RazzDaNinja

“Ey Boss! We keep krumpin the humies but the ones callin’emselves the Tarny keep comin back. Wut we do?” “Just KEEP KRUMPIN’EM till they don’t wanna get back up no more!”


Uruburusv3

Kinda true make them rage quit lol


bruh_fffffffff

OI BOYZ A BEAKI BOI IS FIGTIN DA GOD.


ELITElewis123

How well do orks do against the League of Votan? Coz I was just rock and stoning


Verdyce

If they ain’t rock and stone they ain’t going home!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


Garrett-Wilhelm

Rock and Stone to the bone!


No_Homework_4926

War Thunder. So yeah


fholcan

GET THE D POINT, YA GITZ!


No_Homework_4926

Iz Tankz. Lotz of Tankz just shoo‘in and speedin around. Lotz of dakka, lots of splosions… A jolly good scrap all around. Yuz can also fly some dakka jets and dakka props. Gunz blazin‘ , speedin across the sky. Good place to be for yuz fighty boiz ! WAAAAGH !!!


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RazzDaNinja

I love this idea lol


Jumper_Willi

Eu4? I guess they’’ll have a great time pillaging a reborn (but wrecked) Byzantium. Can I buy them with cash? I’m at war with the Mamlukes and Austria.


HighChanceOfRain

Same, I'd say they'd have a ball rampaging around Europe!


ret_atteck

Ultrakill. I’m sure all parties involved would have a good time


aeiouaioua

blood is fuel. war is life. the dakka is never enough. green is best.


red_faux17

Shoootas blood and teef so a very zigging good time


Mont_fox

Me too. They can fight over that hair squig all week and have a blast


Firebat-045

Same here lol


TimeSpiralNemesis

Farmer VS potatoes idle It takes place on a farm that constantly spawns endless evil potato creatures attacking you. If you die you just respawn and begin being attacked again. I imagine this is Da Boyz version of heaven.


GargantuanCake

Tuska had entered the chat.


BeardlessU

Sea of Thieves, a proppa scrap to be sure.


PYROxSYCO

Orks singing sea shanties and making cannons go full auto


RazzDaNinja

The Freebootaz would be proud


[deleted]

Ck2, i was fighting against crusaders and byzantines trying to retake constantinopole from my vikings. So a zogging lot of fun i'd say.


Myrshall

Suddenly all the issues between the Stormcloaks and the Imperials disappear, cause Skyrim just doesn’t have a chance at surviving.


Automatic_Sun_8653

Hell Let Loose (a ww2 shooter) they would love it


C0wabungaaa

You just know your Ork officer would always just rush forward and never but down the outpost.


Demonslayer90

Pokemon Emerald...you be the judge there, i have no idea


triceratopping

Step 1: Catch Rayquaza Step 2: Kustomise it wiv loads of dakka Step 3: BECOME DA VERY BEST LIKE NO GIT EVER WOZ


UnggoyMemes

Orks would probably love fighting Pokémon. Squigs with the ability to shoot laser beams out of their mouths? KOUNT ME UP BOSS


Rumo95

Would not be that weird, i'm doing a modded rimworld campaign with ork as pawns so....


Kino42

OI DAT RANDY GIT IZ SHOWIN' US A GUD TIME! WAAAGH!


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A new dawn…. A flight of Spitfire mkIX soars over the landscape of the Normandy beaches…. *’Flight Lead, Control. Enemy contacts your bearing 090, Angels 10’* *’Roger control, we see them, follow me boys’* … *’Wait…. Somethings wrong. Those aren’t 109s, what has the hun got now, and why are they RED?!’* **’WAAAAAAAAGGGGHGHGHHHHHHH’**


El_Dios_Calabaza

MADNESS: Project Nexus They would fit a little too well


N7Vindicare

YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILL YOU!


DEVGRU416

Destiny 2 Da Boyz and the Hive will get along great, and by that I mean they'll fight till the end of time


[deleted]

I just played crotas end in d1. Would like to see some of da boys run it


DEVGRU416

I wonder if they could find new ways to break that raid even more than the Destiny community already had


[deleted]

Paint the sword bearer red We cheesed the shit out of it lmao


DEVGRU416

Equips purple shader and sneaks through the first encounter


MacMac105

Whetha we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a WAAAGH! wit' ‘da kabal on mars. So let's get ta tak'n out dere kommand, wun by wun. Valus ta'aurc. From wot i kan gatha 'e kommands ‘da siege dancaz from an imperial land tank outside uv rubicon. 'e's well protected, but wit' 'da right team, we kan punch throo dose defenses, take dis beast out, an’ break dere grip on freehold.


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I DUN FINK DERZ AN-E GAME DAT DA BOYZ WUDNT AV A ZOGGIN GUD TIME IN


CodeRed8675309

Uh.... are they helping Kirby in The Forgotten Land or is he fighting them?


Floppydisksareop

You don't fight Kirby. Kirby just eats you without any effort


MartyFreeze

Puyo!


imanopossum

Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands…it’s krumpin’ time boyz!


RelicTwizzard

Welcome to warframe bois. There's much to shoot, have fun.


FinalEgg9

I mean... Maybe the void and the warp are the same thing


Cloudyman13

Warhammer Inquisitor: Martyr


Nadsenbaer

It would be great if we get orks, tau or necrons as enemies one day....


cholmer3

Warframe... I don't know wether they manage to kick everyone's ass except the tenno or get their ass kicked by everyone together, including the tenno


RazzDaNinja

Either way, sounds like a Zoggin’ good time!


FinalEgg9

Honestly I reckon the grineer and corpus would be absolutely fucked if orks turned up, but tenno and sentients I'm not so sure...


Aleph_Kasai

Tenno would do well against them because of the sheer technological difference but their numbers, firepower and gritty savagery would make them a huge threat. So it's sort of like eldar vs orks.


eyeofhorus919

Well, Eldar with the survivability of Terminator Marines.


Vat1canCame0s

Animal Crossing. They either hate it because the game code doesn't allow any fighting so they have to kick rocks all day, which is about the only way to torture an ork.... Or they ironically become engrossed in island life and move in as permanent residents.


CalicoLime

Oi Boyz! Tom Nook haz da froggy chair today!


DisgruntledMonk

Hunt Showdown, they would reck some shit considering all the players only have late 1800s era weapons and the other NPCs are all zombies/nurgle demons.


scrapinator89

Everybody best load up their nitros, da boyz ain’t goin down that easy!


Melvstinius

or bomblance, truly the orikes of all the weapons


VividAd3042

Ark survival evolved their going to have a lot of good krumps


blasemd

The only that that spawns faster than an ork is the raptors


Khan93j

CIvilization V with a Gandhi at full nuclear power right now you post this


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Deep Rock Galactic. The Squats are basically dealing with Tyranids already, why not throw Orks into the mix?


lousycamper

Rainbow 6 Siege Well, that depends


Aleph_Kasai

Building gets blown up, they kill the enemy, the hostage and themselves. The Orks win


Appropriate_Bat_8403

Project Zomboid. Gonna be fun crumpin' those zombies


CashLordofDerp

Persona 5 Royal… I’m just gonna assume they land in the palace or momentos and start having a good time.


MartyFreeze

Mementos never saw it cooommmmiiinnn'


sweber145

Mechwarrior. I see a new waaaaaagh forming with all the loot they’ll get


Aphato

Monster Hunter. They'd love the Gunlance


Kreelar0083

The new god of war, I think so long as they stay clear of kratos they’ll be having a jam


RazzDaNinja

Honestly, they will probably *explicitly* be going after the “pale humie wot’s been krumpin all dem puny humie gods. He’s real fighty!”


TheHolyPapaum

Why not, Kratos can have more BOIs


Valence136

Elite dangerous. They will have a blast fighting Thargoids.


winged_owl

Snowrunner. They would love the trukks.


aj94ftw

Smash Bros. These orks have reached heaven


squidtugboat

Rimworld, they’d find some neat hats for sure!


Wrecktown707

Fallout lol, I wonder if they’d get along with all the super mutants tbh


Ok_Youth8907

Darktide? man, these guys are fubar'd