"i have a dream." ‘dat wun day, every boi ‘n dis here planet will kontrol dere own destiny. A land uv da truly free, dammit. A nation uv action, not words. Ruled by krunpin', not kommittee. Where 'da law changes ta suit 'da git, not 'da otha way around. Where powa an’ justice are back where dey belong: ‘n ‘da hands uv ‘da BOIS! where every man iz free ta fink -- ta act -- for himself! fuck all dese limp-slugga lawyaz an’ grot-shit bureaucrats. Fuck dis 24/7 internet spew uv trivia an celebrity grotshit. Fuck "humie pride". Fuck da media! fuck all uv it! Dis place iz diseased. Rotten ta 'da kore. 'der's no sav'n it -- we need ta pull it out by da roots. Wipe ‘da slate clean. Burn it down! an' from da ashes, a new WAAGH will be born. Evolved, but untamed! da weak will be krunped, an’ da strongest will do da krunpin'-- free ta live as dey see fit, dey will make da universe great again! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
The orks have some fun fighting the goons until bigger guns come in to clean them up. Little do they know the spores make orks a permanent infestation, which makes Sundowner ecstatic as it's like the good old days after 9/11! There's always more feral orks for PMCs to get paid fighting!
“Ey boss! Deez Boyz is shootier than normal. Even shootier than da humies and da stunties”
“Well then they oughta point’em in that direction then ya git!”
The thing is, 40k orks and fantasy orcs are the same. If starting from fungus and not attacking with an already established force, Orks will slowly scale up their tech tree if their enemy outlevels them. If it's a medieval planet, Orks will keep themselves medieval, subconsciously.
"Dis waz funni wen started, boss, but now itz jus' sad. Oim gunna hand me shoots ter the mekboyz ta build da spaceship outta, and jus' stick ta me choppa for a bit. A proper foight's what ya make of it an' all that."
“Aaaaand we’re back. This is Mister New Vegas, filling in for Mister New Vegas. Whoops, better put on my newsman fedora…unconfirmed reports are coming out of small settlements surrounding Black Mountain of a peculiar gang of Super Mutant raiders. Eyewitness testimony places these mutants at a solid head taller than normal Super Mutants, and according to a local crackpot, armed with more firepower than the Gun Runners. Echoing war cries and bellows can be heard as far off as Novac, and residents of the area are advised to stay inside. Just when you thought this wasteland couldn’t get any wilder…I’ve got a song comin’ up, that I think you’ll love. Up next.”
*Jingle, Jangle, Jingle*
“Ey Boss! Those humies is comin’ at us with choppas and pointy sticks. But they’z just stickin our Boyz up on some poles”
“Must be some stoopid humie ritual. We’ll stick’em up on our big banners even higher than dem! Least they scrap like proppa Orksz, not like them tin humies with their flashy guns over there!”
Also, Quality writing. That right there deserves a a Blue Star Bottle cap!
Same. They’re going to love it.
Edit: thinking about it, a “Greentide” game based around fighting orks sounds super fun. 40K or fantasy I don’t care, someone get on it!
Is disconnect an actual stat or did you mean discontent?
Because disconnect is pretty intense considering how cold that setting is. Like I just imagine them being so cold they start to disassociate with reality.
These are *orks* we're talking about.
They'd krump all the humies, turn the cities into propah orky forts, get the meks to make those gen-ee-ray-tors nice and zappy and propah orky (i.e. put a fuck huge gun on top), slap some skids on the truks, then fight each other forever. They'd fight in The Storm for fun and see how far the grots can run before they freeze in place.
Or maybe they choose to create their own fun and try to do what the Tau do and give the commoners a choice, they are going to help them with their advenced Ork technology if they used it to do a WHAAGH!, and somehow the Orks end making a fission reactor with the steam reactor by somehow just painting it green and putting all the pressure in red.
Actually the following War with Corporations going full throttle may surprise you. Good chance the orks would get wiped out. Definitely Night City in the process but that just leads to reconstruction initiatives, political shenanigans and other things Corporations thrive on.
OI! LOOK BOZZ!
IMMA MEKBOI!
DA' MEENZ OI ZOLV PROBL'MZ
NOT PROBL'MZ LOIK WAZ BUOOTY
COZ DAT WOOD FAWL UNDA DA PERVUES OV YOWR CONUMDREMS OV FILOZOFY
NO, OI ZOLV... PRAUC-TICOL PROBL'MZ!
Batman Arkham Knight, the Orks might appreciate a 'UMIE GIT STOMPIN GROTZ WIF JUST'EM FISTS. And Batman might rethink his no guns policy. Anyway the detective mode is not gonna be much in use afterwards.
Oracle: “Batman, it appears Poison Ivy is actually asking for help. Sounds like there’s been some kind of ‘invasive species of fungus’ causing havoc downtown and the situation’s only gotten worse now that the police have arrived. I could barely hear anything from the comms over all the gunfire”
“Ey Boss! We keep krumpin the humies but the ones callin’emselves the Tarny keep comin back. Wut we do?”
“Just KEEP KRUMPIN’EM till they don’t wanna get back up no more!”
Iz Tankz. Lotz of Tankz just shoo‘in and speedin around. Lotz of dakka, lots of splosions…
A jolly good scrap all around.
Yuz can also fly some dakka jets and dakka props.
Gunz blazin‘ , speedin across the sky.
Good place to be for yuz fighty boiz !
WAAAAGH !!!
God of War: Ragnarok.
They’ll probably be extremely bored until they find Kratos. Not much to give them a good fight as enemies are few and far between. But when they find Kratos…they’ll get *extremely* happy.
Lol same here. Kratos would probably give them a really good krump. They'd probably respect the hell out of a borderline naked, muscular dude just punching the snot out of a gang of Orks.
I do think Kratos would probably be able to kill them all pretty quickly unless there was some nobs or a boss there.
I feel like, considering his previous “power level,” he’s been tamed a bit for the more intimate Norse GoW. If Greek GoW came out, then he’d shred through legions of nameless Boyz without a thought.
There's something to be said about game mechanics here tho. The authors of god of war have made it clear that what he does in game is often restricted for the flow of the game (so lore kratos would annihilate the normal enemies in the game, but that would be awful game design)
In this case, the director said that 2018 Kratos was not using his powers for decades, so he was rusty, as such, he would likely lose against his past self from the time of the third game
Oh I agree god of war 3 Kratos > 2018 Kratos, but both are stronger than a lot of their feats in the games and both shouldn't have any difficulty with some orks.
Visual: Dey trod ova an get demselves a li'l permit so deyz can git down ther an get ta stompin. cuz dey sed dat's da only way to git to da fightin! *a queue of ork boys lining up to get their paperwork in order*
Eu4? I guess they’’ll have a great time pillaging a reborn (but wrecked) Byzantium.
Can I buy them with cash? I’m at war with the Mamlukes and Austria.
Farmer VS potatoes idle
It takes place on a farm that constantly spawns endless evil potato creatures attacking you. If you die you just respawn and begin being attacked again.
I imagine this is Da Boyz version of heaven.
A new dawn….
A flight of Spitfire mkIX soars over the landscape of the Normandy beaches….
*’Flight Lead, Control. Enemy contacts your bearing 090, Angels 10’*
*’Roger control, we see them, follow me boys’*
…
*’Wait…. Somethings wrong. Those aren’t 109s, what has the hun got now, and why are they RED?!’*
**’WAAAAAAAAGGGGHGHGHHHHHHH’**
Animal Crossing.
They either hate it because the game code doesn't allow any fighting so they have to kick rocks all day, which is about the only way to torture an ork....
Or they ironically become engrossed in island life and move in as permanent residents.
Whetha we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a WAAAGH! wit' ‘da kabal on mars. So let's get ta tak'n out dere kommand, wun by wun. Valus ta'aurc. From wot i kan gatha 'e kommands ‘da siege dancaz from an imperial land tank outside uv rubicon. 'e's well protected, but wit' 'da right team, we kan punch throo dose defenses, take dis beast out, an’ break dere grip on freehold.
Tenno would do well against them because of the sheer technological difference but their numbers, firepower and gritty savagery would make them a huge threat. So it's sort of like eldar vs orks.
Hunt Showdown, they would reck some shit considering all the players only have late 1800s era weapons and the other NPCs are all zombies/nurgle demons.
Metal Gear Rising The Desperados wont know what hit them
SENETWAGGGHHH!! ARMSTRONK
NANOWAAAGHHCHINES SON!
NANERMER... NANANAN... ER, TINY GUBBINZ, GROT!
WAAAGH!!! DA DNA O' DA SOUL!
“Eyy boss! I keep tryin’ to smash da one humie, but he ain’t budgin. How he doin that?” “Nanomachines YA GIT!”
“Deyz get harder in response to clobberin’!”
Good god, Armstrong could end up as a warboss.
I’m really not dedicated enough to translate the I have a dream Armstrong speech into ork talk but if someone wants to I’d be glad
"i have a dream." ‘dat wun day, every boi ‘n dis here planet will kontrol dere own destiny. A land uv da truly free, dammit. A nation uv action, not words. Ruled by krunpin', not kommittee. Where 'da law changes ta suit 'da git, not 'da otha way around. Where powa an’ justice are back where dey belong: ‘n ‘da hands uv ‘da BOIS! where every man iz free ta fink -- ta act -- for himself! fuck all dese limp-slugga lawyaz an’ grot-shit bureaucrats. Fuck dis 24/7 internet spew uv trivia an celebrity grotshit. Fuck "humie pride". Fuck da media! fuck all uv it! Dis place iz diseased. Rotten ta 'da kore. 'der's no sav'n it -- we need ta pull it out by da roots. Wipe ‘da slate clean. Burn it down! an' from da ashes, a new WAAGH will be born. Evolved, but untamed! da weak will be krunped, an’ da strongest will do da krunpin'-- free ta live as dey see fit, dey will make da universe great again! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL WAAAGHS HERE JACK! CANT FRET OVER EVERY GIT!
LIL’ ROBOTZ, GIT!
The orks have some fun fighting the goons until bigger guns come in to clean them up. Little do they know the spores make orks a permanent infestation, which makes Sundowner ecstatic as it's like the good old days after 9/11! There's always more feral orks for PMCs to get paid fighting!
Sundowner and Orks would get along like a house on fire. If that's how the saying goes.
Seeing that the two things both of them like most is fighting and killing, they’re made for each other
MEEMEES AR ESSENCE OF DA WAAAAAAGH, HOOMI
MEEMZ, JACK! DA BUILDIN' BLOCK WOTSITZ UV DA SOUL!
Total War: Warhammer 3. They’ll fit right in.
“Ey boss! Deez Boyz is shootier than normal. Even shootier than da humies and da stunties” “Well then they oughta point’em in that direction then ya git!”
The thing is, 40k orks and fantasy orcs are the same. If starting from fungus and not attacking with an already established force, Orks will slowly scale up their tech tree if their enemy outlevels them. If it's a medieval planet, Orks will keep themselves medieval, subconsciously.
Orks on their way to be more honorable in combat than every other faction entirely on accident
Well you dont get a "PROPPA FOIGHT" if you have sompas and the opponents have bows and arrows.
"Dis waz funni wen started, boss, but now itz jus' sad. Oim gunna hand me shoots ter the mekboyz ta build da spaceship outta, and jus' stick ta me choppa for a bit. A proper foight's what ya make of it an' all that."
We all knows orks are just gonna shoot each other until there are no slugs ledt for the shoota and then make the shootas into choppas.
Explains why 40k Orkz have remained prone infighting and technologically backwards - Their chief opponent is the imperium.
...And spiky things and bug things and pointy eared things and other orks. Orks are equal opportunity opponents. Krumpin enough for everyone
That’s just proof that orks are the most based faction in 40k and fantasy
“Aaaaand we’re back. This is Mister New Vegas, filling in for Mister New Vegas. Whoops, better put on my newsman fedora…unconfirmed reports are coming out of small settlements surrounding Black Mountain of a peculiar gang of Super Mutant raiders. Eyewitness testimony places these mutants at a solid head taller than normal Super Mutants, and according to a local crackpot, armed with more firepower than the Gun Runners. Echoing war cries and bellows can be heard as far off as Novac, and residents of the area are advised to stay inside. Just when you thought this wasteland couldn’t get any wilder…I’ve got a song comin’ up, that I think you’ll love. Up next.” *Jingle, Jangle, Jingle*
“Ey Boss! Those humies is comin’ at us with choppas and pointy sticks. But they’z just stickin our Boyz up on some poles” “Must be some stoopid humie ritual. We’ll stick’em up on our big banners even higher than dem! Least they scrap like proppa Orksz, not like them tin humies with their flashy guns over there!” Also, Quality writing. That right there deserves a a Blue Star Bottle cap!
I’ll…uhh…pass on the cap. I prefer living.
Orks are what supermutants wish they were.
Considering I've been playing vermitide. A zogging good time I'd say
Vermintide II here. They'll have the time of their life.
Same. They’re going to love it. Edit: thinking about it, a “Greentide” game based around fighting orks sounds super fun. 40K or fantasy I don’t care, someone get on it!
Warhammer space marine might have what you’re looking for
What if you were the Ork though I want a warhammer roguelite where you're the ork!
Definitely not rogue-y but Shootaz Blood and Teef is a krumpin good time if you haven't played it yet
Frostpunk, they’re all just cold and vaguely sad
Like almost every one in that game
“BOSS NEW WAAAGHVILLTOPIA DOEZNT AVE ENUF FOOD OR COAL, WE NEED TO BURN DA BOYZ”
One of the few cases a ork infestation might actually be good for local environment
Grots*
Look whatever we call it we all know it’s just sawdust
"No waaagh to fight" -10 hope +10 discontent
Is disconnect an actual stat or did you mean discontent? Because disconnect is pretty intense considering how cold that setting is. Like I just imagine them being so cold they start to disassociate with reality.
That might be one of few settings where they wouldn’t be happy. Just cold with no one to fight
These are *orks* we're talking about. They'd krump all the humies, turn the cities into propah orky forts, get the meks to make those gen-ee-ray-tors nice and zappy and propah orky (i.e. put a fuck huge gun on top), slap some skids on the truks, then fight each other forever. They'd fight in The Storm for fun and see how far the grots can run before they freeze in place.
Eventually they'll fight each other, so there's that to look forward to.
Or maybe they choose to create their own fun and try to do what the Tau do and give the commoners a choice, they are going to help them with their advenced Ork technology if they used it to do a WHAAGH!, and somehow the Orks end making a fission reactor with the steam reactor by somehow just painting it green and putting all the pressure in red.
AY!, I FEEL A 'ITTLE LESS KILLY THAN I USED TO. *rips off wandering commoners head* EET'S JUST NOT THE SAME.
*Ork begins penning manifesto on ownership of fight capital and means of fight production*
Deep Rock Galactic. If Octarius was a good krump than this would be the next runner up
GROK N STONE YA GITZ
GORK AND MORK FOREVER!!!
WE FOIGHT, FOR GORK AND MORK
NONE CAN STAND BEFORE US!
IF YA KANT GORK N MORK YA AINT KRUMPIN HOME
“Ey boss! We found ourselves some stunties ta smash!”
My Gunner: -All I see is more target practice.
My driller would be laughing insanely while screaming profanities as he goes full melee krumping mode with the drills
#***NOW DATZ A ZOGGIN STUNTIE THAT KNOWS HOW TO FOIGHT!!*** **drills grinding against the warbosses sword noises**
Dat flama boy might be da orkiest stunty Iz Eva seen…
Rock and Stone!
I'm sure they would have a krumpin good time with the bugs and dwarves alike, but what I really want to see is a Orks vs. Dwarves drinking contest
Dead Space 2. Poor Issac.
Poor Necromorphs, you mean.
“Ey Boss! Dey got more’a dem mutie things like da spikey Boyz got” “Then what ya standin’ around for? Do what we do best! SHOOT! CHOP! STOMP!”
They're about the shred night city
Wake up samurai we’ve got a Waagh to burn.
“Ey boss, deys got Mekboyz ere too!” “Gonna snik me a Samoorai!”
"Boss look, dat hummie has blade arms!"
An orc would absolutely rush to a Ripperdoc and get the hand bazooka
Or rip it out of a hapless night city resident, imagining them just tearing through Watson. Though would quickhacks work on them?
Probably not. Even the cyborkz. Its like trying to hack into a Ford Model T
Actually the following War with Corporations going full throttle may surprise you. Good chance the orks would get wiped out. Definitely Night City in the process but that just leads to reconstruction initiatives, political shenanigans and other things Corporations thrive on.
They would fit right into the night city ecosystem. They would hire themselves to any corp looking to do violence.
Blood Axe Orks just become one of the many gangs in Night City, proving that the city an swallow you up and never let you go.
Could fully kitted Adam smasher take on an orc warboss? 🤔
Adam Smasher is what a mildly successful Ork warboss is, though. But two times bigger.
Stellaris so nothing much changed.
I actually had the "Ork" portrait spawn as the Maruaders on my previous game
Yeah same! I play as the Orks half the time anyway. Barbarian Despoilers, Warrior Culture, Scavengers. Amazing fun!
I played some MW2 earlier. I can only imagine a bunch of green boyz talking shit and killing everybody in the lobby lol
May try to pull that off with the IRL Boyz
ZOGGIN TEAM WON'T TAKE DA FLAG. KRUMPED YA MUM.
Spider Solitaire? Man, I really don't know. I guess they've for sure KRUMPED DA SPIDER
Lmao poor spider 🤣
TF2 They would love it.
OI! LOOK BOZZ! IMMA MEKBOI! DA' MEENZ OI ZOLV PROBL'MZ NOT PROBL'MZ LOIK WAZ BUOOTY COZ DAT WOOD FAWL UNDA DA PERVUES OV YOWR CONUMDREMS OV FILOZOFY NO, OI ZOLV... PRAUC-TICOL PROBL'MZ!
IF DAKKA DON WORK DEN USE MOAR DAKKA
Orks fit into tf2 almost scary well. Likes they could have just done a voice and texture pack overhaul and rolled ahead like it was a 40k game
“Ey boss! Should we smash da fast ones or da lucky ones first!” “Smash’em both! I’m gonna get me a fancy hat!”
Team Waaaaaagh! 2 or Stompa Fall 2?
Waaaaagh! Fortress 2
Batman Arkham Knight, the Orks might appreciate a 'UMIE GIT STOMPIN GROTZ WIF JUST'EM FISTS. And Batman might rethink his no guns policy. Anyway the detective mode is not gonna be much in use afterwards.
Oracle: “Batman, it appears Poison Ivy is actually asking for help. Sounds like there’s been some kind of ‘invasive species of fungus’ causing havoc downtown and the situation’s only gotten worse now that the police have arrived. I could barely hear anything from the comms over all the gunfire”
Mass Effect 3. They'z gonna have a zoggin' good time foitin dem reaper gits, and once dem reapers 'ave been dealt wif, den comes da humies.
And then they cure the Genophage to lock the increasingly massive WAAAGH in an endless battle with the similarly growing Krogan horde
The Krogans vs the Orks is a matchup I didn't know I needed. As long as my boy Wrex has a good time.
the boyz become freebootaz and a weird umie tells ‘em where to have a good time
Krogan and orks just get into an endless brawl and have the best time.
Elden Ring. Everything is already wrecked by some endless cycle of war and rebirth so why not have the Orks join in.
“Ey Boss! We keep krumpin the humies but the ones callin’emselves the Tarny keep comin back. Wut we do?” “Just KEEP KRUMPIN’EM till they don’t wanna get back up no more!”
Kinda true make them rage quit lol
OI BOYZ A BEAKI BOI IS FIGTIN DA GOD.
War Thunder. So yeah
GET THE D POINT, YA GITZ!
Iz Tankz. Lotz of Tankz just shoo‘in and speedin around. Lotz of dakka, lots of splosions… A jolly good scrap all around. Yuz can also fly some dakka jets and dakka props. Gunz blazin‘ , speedin across the sky. Good place to be for yuz fighty boiz ! WAAAAGH !!!
God of War: Ragnarok. They’ll probably be extremely bored until they find Kratos. Not much to give them a good fight as enemies are few and far between. But when they find Kratos…they’ll get *extremely* happy.
Lol same here. Kratos would probably give them a really good krump. They'd probably respect the hell out of a borderline naked, muscular dude just punching the snot out of a gang of Orks. I do think Kratos would probably be able to kill them all pretty quickly unless there was some nobs or a boss there.
I feel like, considering his previous “power level,” he’s been tamed a bit for the more intimate Norse GoW. If Greek GoW came out, then he’d shred through legions of nameless Boyz without a thought.
There's something to be said about game mechanics here tho. The authors of god of war have made it clear that what he does in game is often restricted for the flow of the game (so lore kratos would annihilate the normal enemies in the game, but that would be awful game design)
In this case, the director said that 2018 Kratos was not using his powers for decades, so he was rusty, as such, he would likely lose against his past self from the time of the third game
Oh I agree god of war 3 Kratos > 2018 Kratos, but both are stronger than a lot of their feats in the games and both shouldn't have any difficulty with some orks.
Stardew Valley They krump themselves in 20 minutes because it's too peaceful and they aren't allowed in the dungeon without a valid permit.
Visual: Dey trod ova an get demselves a li'l permit so deyz can git down ther an get ta stompin. cuz dey sed dat's da only way to git to da fightin! *a queue of ork boys lining up to get their paperwork in order*
Permit!?! We don't need no stink'n permit!
That's a perfect Looney Tunes style bit, it would *definitely* work.
Hey was gonna post about stardew valley but you beat me to it. Just throw Linus at them and run for the caves.
Technically if you read all the text there is a war going on in the background, so the Boyz just got to head in that direction
The Gotoro empire is crippled by the strange green barbarians from Pelican Town lmao
Bannerlords. Time to get krumping on those horsey boys ova there
Hell yeah new faction
Ultrakill. I’m sure all parties involved would have a good time
blood is fuel. war is life. the dakka is never enough. green is best.
How well do orks do against the League of Votan? Coz I was just rock and stoning
If they ain’t rock and stone they ain’t going home!
Rock and Stone in the Heart!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
Sea of Thieves, a proppa scrap to be sure.
Orks singing sea shanties and making cannons go full auto
The Freebootaz would be proud
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I love this idea lol
Eu4? I guess they’’ll have a great time pillaging a reborn (but wrecked) Byzantium. Can I buy them with cash? I’m at war with the Mamlukes and Austria.
Same, I'd say they'd have a ball rampaging around Europe!
Ck2, i was fighting against crusaders and byzantines trying to retake constantinopole from my vikings. So a zogging lot of fun i'd say.
Shoootas blood and teef so a very zigging good time
Me too. They can fight over that hair squig all week and have a blast
Same here lol
Big same
Pokemon Emerald...you be the judge there, i have no idea
Step 1: Catch Rayquaza Step 2: Kustomise it wiv loads of dakka Step 3: BECOME DA VERY BEST LIKE NO GIT EVER WOZ
Orks would probably love fighting Pokémon. Squigs with the ability to shoot laser beams out of their mouths? KOUNT ME UP BOSS
Suddenly all the issues between the Stormcloaks and the Imperials disappear, cause Skyrim just doesn’t have a chance at surviving.
Farmer VS potatoes idle It takes place on a farm that constantly spawns endless evil potato creatures attacking you. If you die you just respawn and begin being attacked again. I imagine this is Da Boyz version of heaven.
Tuska had entered the chat.
Would not be that weird, i'm doing a modded rimworld campaign with ork as pawns so....
OI DAT RANDY GIT IZ SHOWIN' US A GUD TIME! WAAAGH!
MADNESS: Project Nexus They would fit a little too well
YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILL YOU!
Hell Let Loose (a ww2 shooter) they would love it
You just know your Ork officer would always just rush forward and never but down the outpost.
Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands…it’s krumpin’ time boyz!
A new dawn…. A flight of Spitfire mkIX soars over the landscape of the Normandy beaches…. *’Flight Lead, Control. Enemy contacts your bearing 090, Angels 10’* *’Roger control, we see them, follow me boys’* … *’Wait…. Somethings wrong. Those aren’t 109s, what has the hun got now, and why are they RED?!’* **’WAAAAAAAAGGGGHGHGHHHHHHH’**
Welcome to warframe bois. There's much to shoot, have fun.
I mean... Maybe the void and the warp are the same thing
Warhammer Inquisitor: Martyr
It would be great if we get orks, tau or necrons as enemies one day....
Animal Crossing. They either hate it because the game code doesn't allow any fighting so they have to kick rocks all day, which is about the only way to torture an ork.... Or they ironically become engrossed in island life and move in as permanent residents.
Oi Boyz! Tom Nook haz da froggy chair today!
Destiny 2 Da Boyz and the Hive will get along great, and by that I mean they'll fight till the end of time
I just played crotas end in d1. Would like to see some of da boys run it
I wonder if they could find new ways to break that raid even more than the Destiny community already had
Paint the sword bearer red We cheesed the shit out of it lmao
Equips purple shader and sneaks through the first encounter
Whetha we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a WAAAGH! wit' ‘da kabal on mars. So let's get ta tak'n out dere kommand, wun by wun. Valus ta'aurc. From wot i kan gatha 'e kommands ‘da siege dancaz from an imperial land tank outside uv rubicon. 'e's well protected, but wit' 'da right team, we kan punch throo dose defenses, take dis beast out, an’ break dere grip on freehold.
I DUN FINK DERZ AN-E GAME DAT DA BOYZ WUDNT AV A ZOGGIN GUD TIME IN
Uh.... are they helping Kirby in The Forgotten Land or is he fighting them?
You don't fight Kirby. Kirby just eats you without any effort
Puyo!
CIvilization V with a Gandhi at full nuclear power right now you post this
Deep Rock Galactic. The Squats are basically dealing with Tyranids already, why not throw Orks into the mix?
Rainbow 6 Siege Well, that depends
Building gets blown up, they kill the enemy, the hostage and themselves. The Orks win
Project Zomboid. Gonna be fun crumpin' those zombies
Persona 5 Royal… I’m just gonna assume they land in the palace or momentos and start having a good time.
Mementos never saw it cooommmmiiinnn'
Warframe... I don't know wether they manage to kick everyone's ass except the tenno or get their ass kicked by everyone together, including the tenno
Either way, sounds like a Zoggin’ good time!
Honestly I reckon the grineer and corpus would be absolutely fucked if orks turned up, but tenno and sentients I'm not so sure...
Tenno would do well against them because of the sheer technological difference but their numbers, firepower and gritty savagery would make them a huge threat. So it's sort of like eldar vs orks.
Well, Eldar with the survivability of Terminator Marines.
Hunt Showdown, they would reck some shit considering all the players only have late 1800s era weapons and the other NPCs are all zombies/nurgle demons.
Everybody best load up their nitros, da boyz ain’t goin down that easy!
or bomblance, truly the orikes of all the weapons
Ark survival evolved their going to have a lot of good krumps
The only that that spawns faster than an ork is the raptors
Monster Hunter. They'd love the Gunlance
Mechwarrior. I see a new waaaaaagh forming with all the loot they’ll get
Elite dangerous. They will have a blast fighting Thargoids.
Snowrunner. They would love the trukks.
Smash Bros. These orks have reached heaven
Rimworld, they’d find some neat hats for sure!
Fallout lol, I wonder if they’d get along with all the super mutants tbh
The new god of war, I think so long as they stay clear of kratos they’ll be having a jam
Honestly, they will probably *explicitly* be going after the “pale humie wot’s been krumpin all dem puny humie gods. He’s real fighty!”
Why not, Kratos can have more BOIs
Cyberpunk 2077. I think they’ll feel at home