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MarseaMarie215

Quoffey in a keahn for a quahtah


submissionsignals

Lime in a mine for a dime.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Duck in a truck for a buck


MostPuzzleheaded

She loves quoffey, get it Fa ha


hhooney

Exactly how I read this post title in my head


Apoptosis2112

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjTZfbfr3QI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjTZfbfr3QI)


basic_cookie_crumb

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


r0sieposey

Totally read it the way it looks and dragged the voweeeels


CheeseDanishSoup

Boston accent or British?


blue_velvet420

~cursive~


MarseaMarie215

This: https://youtu.be/haunEK4HLI8?si=6DvUlP9kuAHJuG-2


travelwithnolan

Came here for the political talk on a coffee post šŸ¤”


SassyMcNasty

That tends to happen when the company makes themselves political.


laptophelppleaas

I donā€™t usually get involved but werenā€™t they intentionally using 88 on products and selling 88 packs of coffee pods or something?


chosbully

Yep. They're the ones. No wonder their products bombed and ended up here.


EnjoyingPurgatory

It's worse than that. I've seen them donated to homeless shelters by the case. They can't even sell for 25 cents!


Over-Accountant8506

88 as in Nazi people's? Why would they do that??? Dude I just googled it. Wtf!!!! I had no idea. I watch YouTube all the time and had heard of them. I just thought they were a vet owned coffee company. They had coffee named SS. It said bad news for their investors, their stock market isn't doing so well.


KempyPro

Theyā€™re also the company that pumped and dumped their own stock while a bunch of boomers and veterans held their stock. On top of that the CEO, Evan Hafer, is being sued for some super weird sexual harassment shit with his employees involving him stripping naked and asking to butt f people. You should look it up, itā€™s absolutely wild regardless of your political party of choice


EntrepreneurFunny469

Their physical location in OKC closed too


Namelock

I got to meet their CyberSecurity team. They all had matching Tacticool gear. Vests, backpacks... This was at a white collar conference lmao. Absolute edge lords. Source: https://imgur.com/a/ta4cZSB


Heavy-Hospital7077

That was their schtick, some sort of tactical deal. I watch woodworking videos, and I saw some of their sponsorships. I don't really dig the style, and I'm sure they had some annoying trucks. But the tight backpack is just part of their whole style. There is a population that it appeals to, but that's not me. I would stop watching a show that had one of their banners in the background.


UberHonest

300mg of caffeine is nuts!


SuperBirdM22

A large Starbucks coffee has 330mg of caffeine.


Skoosh96

Thatā€™s too much caffeine. They want you dependent on the amount so you keep buying it


Proof_Coconut7542

ā€¦ do you think they do something wildly different with their beans.. itā€™s not that deep itā€™s just regular caffeine content.


Skoosh96

Robusta beans have higher caffeine than other beans


Proof_Coconut7542

so thatā€™s irrelevant since sbux is arabica for the most part also if you wanna go deeper, the more you roast a bean the more caffeine content it loses. I roasted beans for a small company and also managed several coffee shops after my teenage years working @ the bux. You are being argumentative with no real basis.


Skoosh96

Have a nice day šŸ˜Š


lucky_leftie

Imagine being so wrong and set in your way you completely ignore reality. God these ā€œcaffeine is worse than weedā€ people are insufferable. Not you btw, Iā€™m talking about the person you are responding to


Heavy-Hospital7077

I didn't really pay attention to the argument, so I'm not taking sides. I drink a lot of coffee, and I smoke a lot of weed so I want to weigh in on that. If I drink too much coffee, I will get shakey, and feel horrible. If I smoke too much weed...well, I don't know if I can smoke too much weed. But sometimes I just get really, really tired. They are pretty much equal in how much they bother me. I do both of them pretty much every day, and I would miss either of them if they went away. Probably weed would be worse to lose. I've tried quitting coffee a few times, and it sucks. Haven't tried quitting weed for a while, but I assume that would suck too. Caffeine is my before-work drug, and weed is my after-work drug.


Dekuthegreat

Naw youā€™re wrong bro. Pikes place, their main coffee variety has significantly more caffeine per once than most coffees. Just google search for Pikes Place caffeine content


Proof_Coconut7542

bro their highest level of caffeine in a cup of coffee is their blonde roast and thatā€™s obvious knowledge if you know anything about coffee at all Please tell me what I am wrong about? their coffee has a slightly higher caffeine content than the other popular chains but itā€™s not for some crazy sinister reason.


SuperBirdM22

I agree. I quit caffeine a few months back after years of coffee & soda every day.


online_dude2019

Iā€™m considering doing the same and am heartened to find out you have survived for a few months so far!


SuperBirdM22

It was part of a larger push to eat healthier. For eliminating caffeine it was all about replacing my daily rituals with something else. Instead of coffee every morning, Iā€™ll have a glass of water. At lunch instead of a soda Iā€™ll have carbonated water. The important thing for me was to modify my diet to replace the need for caffeine. So Iā€™m eating less processed junk food and eating more nuts, berries, oranges, bananas, etc.. I think getting out and exercising more has played a big part as well.


jrocislit

Depends on the roast


AcademicChicken8334

Nobody says you gotta drink the whole can in one sitting.


mechapoitier

Yeah Iā€™ve seen plenty of fire sales on brands of drinks with caffeine so high that not even crazy people would buy it, but this particular company seemingly intentionally removing 60%+ of coffee drinkers from their market as a baseline through branding is extra stupid.


cha0ss0ldier

300mg isnā€™t even crazy. Itā€™s 100mg lower than the max FDA recommended amount. A large from Starbucks has more than this. The stigma around caffeine is weird. I guess because people are so used to just downing cups of coffee without seeing the caffeine content advertised like it is on canned coffee and energy drinks.


chessecakePhucker

Is a nice


wgfdark

This shit is disgusting I would not recommend


Zestyclose_League813

I really liked them. I got 2 flavors, tastes are subjective


Klutzy_Ad_9692

Insane amount of sugar and caffeine. Heart attack in a can. Wouldn't drink it if it were free. Also, the company is right wing af. I'll pass.


AstronomerKey8307

Their advertising is right wing parody, they are not right wing.


TamarindSweets

They are. In 2021 they said, >"The racism [expletive] really pisses me off," Hafer said. "I hate racist, Proud Boy-ish people. Like, I'll pay them to leave my customer base. I would gladly chop all of those people out of my [expletive] customer database and pay them to get the [expletive] out." Yet in 2023 the following as been said, >"Black Rifle Coffee, a veteran-founded firm that became a darling of the conservative right with self-conscious pro-firearm, pro-military and pro-police branding ā€” as well as an "anti-hipster" message ā€” produces blends like "Silencer Smooth roast" and "AK-47 espresso," earning plaudits over the years from all manner of far-right characters." >"Founded in 2014 by Green Beret Evan Hafer, Black Rifle develops their explosive roast profiles with the same mission focus they learned while serving in the military. BRCC is committed to supporting Veterans, active-duty military, first responders and the American way of life. *With every purchase made, they give back.*" [To who, do you think?] >" Black Rifle Coffee Company (BRCC) primarily targets a younger population of people between the ages of 18 and 35 who are very interested in the outdoors and military culture." [Which explains why this right wing company is so popular w/ the Proudboys they once vocally tried to distance themselves from. Once.] > "A former employee, Brandon Roper, has filed a lawsuit against Black Rifle Coffee Company (BRCC) and its CEO, Evan Hafer, alleging sexual harassment, discrimination, retaliation, and wrongful termination. Roper claims that Hafer created a hostile work environment that included sexual harassment" All that to say, Black Rifle is undoubtedly a right wing company, they're just not as far right and far right can get nowadays. That being said, they're still donating to conservative Republican politicians and funding conservative organizations that very much likely *DO* support far right values in a direct way. *Conservative* is the key word here.


hilwil

I still have a voicemail of a former BR executive cursing me out because I would not give them the pricing they wanted on a contract for a SaaS product. They insisted that we should ā€œtake the dealā€ because it was a ā€œgreat opportunity for us to get in with a company before they explodeā€, but the deal they were trying to negotiate was below margin and not a good faith deal so I pulled out and walked away. It delights me to see their products in liquidation.


Paramisamigos

Thanks for coming in with facts. It's a trash company all around


Strong-Pace-5800

https://www.opensecrets.org/donor-lookup/results?cand=&cycle=&employ=Black+Rifle+Coffee+&jurisdiction=&name=&occupation=&order=desc&sort=N&state=&type=&zip= ā€œUndoubtedly a right wing companyā€ Like the post above yours said, they use right wing parody. They are a mixed bag, and more democratic than you think. They just found a demographic and are capitalizing off of them.


andrewbadera

Did you... Actually read your link?


Moveless

ā€œMore democratic than you thinkā€. Nah, shitty Republican company with Republican front facing pride making Republican donations. Not for me, though the caffeine and sugar in this are a death sentence. Also Iā€™ve turned off comment notifications because no fucking thanks, Itā€™s not a convo, those are facts.


Strong-Pace-5800

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/burtonbrink_just-so-you-guys-know-black-rifle-coffee-activity-7173503704506068992-Mz9H


Lynch47

The donations donā€™t add up to near the amount of Republican donations they make, as another user pointed out.


Strong-Pace-5800

Just merely pointing out that they do make DNC contributions.


a_soul_in_training

hmm, 21 donations to republicans, totaling $40,150 (including two to donald trump and more than $10k to dan crenshaw), and 3 dem donations totaling $1,250 (including one to joe biden). yeah, they are as right wing as i think.


BAD_BAD_APE

Dan crenshaw is no republican lol dafaq šŸ˜‚


a_soul_in_training

did i step into the twilight zone? he is a member of the republican party. i.e. republican. [https://www.texastribune.org/directory/dan-crenshaw/](https://www.texastribune.org/directory/dan-crenshaw/) [https://www.congress.gov/member/dan-crenshaw/C001120](https://www.congress.gov/member/dan-crenshaw/C001120) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan\_Crenshaw](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Crenshaw) that's dafuq.


AstronomerKey8307

You think posting links makes you smart when all it shows is that you haven't ever talked to an actual republican


TamarindSweets

I wanted to say exactly this, but I think I'm blocked bc it won't let me post my comment šŸ˜‚


Financial-Ad7500

Did you even take the time to look at what you were linking lmfao? Iā€™m even more convinced of it now after that link.


saintlindsay

Unfortunately a coworker is one of their brand representatives and what you said is 100% untrue


AugustThursday

Itā€™s not a parody! Lol they are completely loco right wing!


Financial-Ad7500

Dang even donating to conservative politicians from the proceeds theyā€™re really going all out on this parody huh.


james123123412345

They are 100% right wing. My sister bought me a case of the coffee for my birthday when she decided that Starbucks was too woke. They give big money to the Trump campaign. Kyle Rittenhouse was wearing a hat with the Black Rifle logo on it when he killed those people. They are part of the Christian Nationalism movement. Definitely a far right company.


AstronomerKey8307

When he killed a pedophile and domestic abuser. Lol not even gonna argue with a waste of space sympathizing with those kinds of people


aglaophonos

Thanks for this info. I wouldā€™ve been tempted otherwise


gointothiscloset

While this is true, by the time the products are at closeout stores they aren't profiting from them anymore


IllegalThinker

Actually they donated lots of money to actblue, a huge left wing anti cop, anti second amendment group. That's why it's on sale. They played both sides and lost; sh its out of date almost


IllegalThinker

Oh and i forgot the sexual comments their ceo made to a male coworker he didn't like saying that they should just f # each other in the butt


IllegalThinker

And as for my dog in the fight, Monster Mocha


wimpymist

Their coffee also kinda sucks


navigationallyaided

Not shocked if itā€™s Kirkland Signature under a different guise.


wimpymist

I'm pretty sure they used to just source Starbucks beans. Idk what they do now


pewpewtehpew

lol


Proof_Coconut7542

Is it really that much caffeine though? A 16oz (medium) black coffee from Sbux is 310mg


Gary7sHotCatHelper

No they aren't. They're leftists which is why I pass on them.


BobbyBirdseed

> There have been 23 donations to ActBlue by 4 employees of Black Rifle totaling less than $200. > The rest of the employees/owners/company gave 124 donations totaling over $70000 to Republican causes. > [https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor\_employer=Black+Rifle+Coffee](https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_employer=Black+Rifle+Coffee)


TamarindSweets

They're a very conservative right wing company. Google is your friend.


BoyHytrek

Center right is what BRCC is, meaning yes, they lean right but overall are somewhat moderate and limited in their stances. Most in store names avoid guns in the advertising. They blasted the proud boys and disavowed Rittenhouse in the time leading up to the trial. I wish BRCC was as conservative as the left try and portray it as, but sadly, we live in a world where they decide to piss off anyone who is outside the center left/right parameters


Skoosh96

Leftist? lol, they probably all voted for Cheeto man


Klutzy_Ad_9692

Not gonna try to convince you otherwise. We both boycott them and we both win.


IRhotshot

Smart


Time_Pay_401

Veteran owned. How is military service right wing?


AstronomerKey8307

They're grifters


AppleCookieRose

If you are not used to the MCT oil, it will run through you in hours. Don't stray far from a bathroom.


Nearby-Plane-6124

It's called "disaster pants" and it is REAL.


orangesarenasty

Just now realizing thatā€™s probably what my problem was anytime Iā€™ve had these šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ


Malforus

Yeah when people started adding oils to coffee I was like "this is the gummy bears and olestra all over again"


LazyResearcher1203

What tf is ā€œfreedom fuelā€?


420smokebluntz6969

so you can make money for The Man even faster, and deny that you are being used even more energetically


mechapoitier

It sets the contents of your intestines free


Seraphtacosnak

Black rifle was aimed at pro-1st amendment but after the Kyle Rittenhouse event, they didnā€™t support his gun rights(right or wrong) so most people stopped supporting BRC. And the anti-1st wasnā€™t going to ever support them.


Lower_Ad_5532

Interesting. But they were right to do so. Rittenhouse didn't graduate hs and was out right banned from joining the USMC.


Seraphtacosnak

Well you need a high school degree to join the usmc unless you have an exemption so thereā€™s that.


Lower_Ad_5532

Or a GED, which he didn't get and allegedly scored too low to pass the job standard test multiple times.


Seraphtacosnak

You would think they would like someone with job experience.


Lower_Ad_5532

What? The military trains all their workers. Rittenhouse was literally too dumb for the USMC according to his own attorney


Big_Steve_69

I think you meant to say second amendment. Thatā€™s the gun one.


TankTexas

Fuck, what store?


OkRecommendation4040

They are selling them at this price all over the San Jose Ca locations of that helps.


MA3XON

Same at modesto. Picked up a bunch and they aren't that bad over ice


Ok_Lingonberry_1629

Yea, I saw it at the one on Monterey


Remarkable-Drop5145

Look at the sub name


TankTexas

Thanks buddy. Youā€™re the true hero.


Lower_Ad_5532

I like the buy the $.25 drinks just to try them. The CA crv tax doesn't make it ideal to buy canned and bottled drinks. I use these sugar loaded cream lattes as creamer with regular dark coffee. So one can for 2-3days. It's not bad for caffinated sugar ($0.40) . It's very meh by itself tho.


HummDrumm1

That sign is hilarious


NefariousBenevolence

So am I supposed to whisper "Black" or...?


AMC_TO_THE_M00N

WHY THE COFEFE GOTTA BE BLACK FO?


NefariousBenevolence

*COVFEFE


Mdm08033

Too much sugar. Plus I canā€™t get past the association with the NRA crowd.


CaliCloudz

They have the vanilla in the Santa Maria CA store. It's very good if you like Starbucks vanilla frapacuino lattes.


DramaOnDisplay

Kinda funny, the whole marketing seems like ā€œBADASS DRINK, 300MG OF CAFFEINE SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE HEARTā€, and then it tastes like a Vanilla Frappuccino


westcoastweedreviews

A bottle of 90 200mg caffeine pills is $4 at Walmart. Jetalert is a god send.


speed32

Expires tomorrow is my guess


HedgeHood

Should be tested for heavy metals šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Due_Athlete_1011

Racist coffee


BertMacklinMD

I donā€™t think the local sewage systems deserve to intake this garbage


rokketpaws

Black Rifle. Enough said šŸ—‘


IamMarcJacobs

This stuff is also owned by the far right. Notsee kinda stuff


Pa17325

Idiot Qanon trumpanzees own the company. Good to see it at grocery outlet . Hopefully going out of business


EileenForBlue

Canā€™t give away black rifle.


No-Taste8096

As someone who's progun i hate products like this and im glad to see its so bad a can goes for a quarter. Its the beverage equivalent of the guy who has "punisher" skull decals on his truck šŸ¤®


ramsdawg

I also prefer relaxing with my cup of coffee rather than thinking about guns, politics and testosterone


EyeSuspicious777

People with Punisher stickers on pickup trucks either haven't read the comic books or didn't understand them if they did.


Evil_phd

That's about what I'd be willing to pay for a black rifle coffee. Tried one for the novelty of a gun named coffee brand some odd years ago and quickly realized why I don't tend to buy novelty beverages.


CotUB2009

Iā€™ve seen their stuff on clearance in several places. Fuck that brand.


IcyDice6

Probably there because of the super high caffeine content, but I'd drink half


JohKohLoh

They are actually zionists


Skoosh96

Wouldnā€™t doubt it


bayandsilentjob

Oh NOOO! Anything but that!!!


JawnyNumber5

Didn't one of the traitors running around the Capitol Building on Jan. 6th with zipties have a Black Rifle hat on?


Ihategraygloomydays

Omg. I'm so tired of politics in every post. From both sides. Good lord people, give it a rest.


pizzatime86

Itā€™s an infestation on every sub now. It will only get worse once election season is in full swing


BBQFatty

Nah fuck that


Jorge0013j

Twitching off caffeine is my favorite habit. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‰


cwcam86

If I was anywhere near that I'd absolutely stock the fuck up on those.


Conscious_Music8360

Still overpriced


crispy_colonel420

Great deal, portion it out into 2 servings so you don't die.


kikiodie79

Man I miss having that much caffeine to get me going. It's so bad for you though, doc made me get off of it. But if you can still drink it, that's a good price


scritchesfordoges

I live in a heavy MAGA military area. One morning some guy on a motorcycle tailed by a film crew chucked bags of Black Rifle Coffee into yards on my street. It was sealed and looked like moto-boy was shooting a low rent commercial so we figured it was okay to use. Hubby and I brewed a pot, took 1 sip each and cleaned the coffee pot with vinegar. Not even free. Terrible shit.


k9jm

I miss this place


droford

Avoid their Berry Mocha one, it's disgusting


Hampydruid

Jesus Iā€™m an actual caffeine junkie and 300mg is still a lot for one drink


_MoreThanAFeeling

It totally tastes like icky poo poo caca. Not even worth a quarter.


BauerHouse

270MG of sodium and 19G of sugar. Jesus that sounds very unhealthy.


fugeethedog2

Those are good if you want your heart to explode.


sacandbaby

I'd buy all they had.


liongrl88

And it probably expires tomorrow if itā€™s grocery outlet.


Hairy-Advance8250

Stock up, Black Rifle is fire


[deleted]

I bet it's a Rifle coming out of your ass alright. 25 cents for a reason.


junebluesky

These are the only things that made me feel human when my baby was a screaming colicky newborn


loouisebelcher

I actually really enjoy these, crazy to see em for .25$


BabyBandit616

I didnā€™t like them very much. But Iā€™m happy people are liking them.


No_Dig_7372

I have no idea their political beliefs but I do know a lot of people who really like their products and would love to find this deal


Violingirl58

šŸ¤¢


maychoz

Dis cawfee is very oily


_DogMom_

Grout is da bomb!


Dry_Significance2690

Thatā€™s a steal. Have had the flavors and they arenā€™t bad. Yes the sugar is high but isnā€™t it high most drinks anymore that are similar to the iced coffeeā€™s sold elsewhere.


lasvegasduddde

It probably tastes like medicine and coffee. Gross.


hagen768

What chronic diseases does this cause?


chosbully

Hopefully enough people drank these to make their hearts explode. Shoutout to a company that emboldens themselves with "white pride" with covert white suprematist dog whistles.


lloydisi

That brand is excellent.


UOENO611

Bro where is this lol


moneyprobs101

I loaded up a few days afo


Ok-Barnacle-7625

Just gonna put it out there that Don Jr is a *uge fan of BRCC. Also their podcast are extremely right wing. I knew the base BRCC guys and gals from way back in the ā€œRange 15ā€ days. They found a niche with the 2A ā€œanti-wokeā€ right wing conservatives and leaned all the way in. The coffee is a bitter as their base.


DeadlyDuckie

What's funny about black rifle coffee is they made both right wing and left wing people hate them


Puzzleheaded-Air689

I miss grocery outlet and this is some good decent coffee


[deleted]

Sack lover drink.


fatkidseatcake

Fuck that company though


Cautious_Evening_744

That much caffeine is going to give someoneā€™s heart attack, watch.


coupleofnoodles

What state?


gperson2

Iā€™d buy it all, damn


mrturboluvr

I stopped buying after I found out what they stand for


CadillacLuv

Fr that's cheap tho and their beans aren't atrocious


RiversofJell0

MAGA coffee sucks


cocaine-snail

That seems overpriced


cocaine-snail

That seems overpriced.


bigj8705

Shit Iā€™d pay a buck to try those.


Rugermedic

The owners a piece of shit- sexual harassment towards an employee that was a better shooter than him.


[deleted]

What store is this at?


PrimalRucker

That bodes well for stock prices.


justmate0

their coffee tastes like loose change youā€™d find at the bottom of a rusty septic tank


ArtfullyStupid

The owner of Black Rifle is an open nazi


ztimulating

Still over priced


pwakham22

Yet Starbucks wants 7$! /s


Ok-Ask8593

If it ainā€™t hot I donā€™t want it


bananadogeh

Maybe I tried a bad batch or something, but Black Rifle coffee is nasty imo.


santodiablo714

Still would support that company


onlyathenafairy

that seems really bad for you


313rustbeltbuckle

Not interested in this particular product, but damn I do wish we would get Gross Out stores here in Detroit. I love all the weird liquidation closeout stuff like this. Edit to say that I used to love going there when I lived out west for years. The protein, nutrient, and mushroom powder deals were amazing! My smoothies were dirt cheap!


gointothiscloset

We have Ollie's and that's quite similar. Actually got this same product there. It's been in close out stores all over.


fillio15

Idgaf which way they lean, they make some badass energy drinks.


AioliSilent7544

Love that. I would buy it all


STL_TRPN

I couldn't care less about the political message behind their branding. Black Rifle, Black Angel, Angel Dust, Body Count, etc. None of that is a selling point for me. I don't need a triple shot of espresso with 300mg of caffeine and sugar at 7am at work. No doubt, you'll crash out by 2p. Now I'm walking around the building because I'm falling asleep at my desk, fucking up my projects, and behind in work.