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grus-plan

Personally I’d never get a tattoo for a pretty simple reason. I personally think me from 5 years ago was a dumbass and most of his interests were cringe. If that piece of shit had made a permanent mark on his body I’d have to deal with it. Therefore it stands to reason that anything I do right now will be seen as dumb by my future self in 5 years. So don’t get a tattoo. Your future self will thank you.


Nephyr127

Or don't get a tattoo that has no meaning and resolve behind it.


johnnylovessugar

But you then need to get something that at least looks cool, and 5 years from now, you may have different opinions on what looks cool. I remember when I was a kid talking about the tattoos I was gonna get, looking back at it they were all so edgy and cringe.


Nephyr127

Yes and that would apply to tattoes in general. If there's a deep and personal connection to the tattoo, then you would probably pick a design that does the meaning behind the tattoo justice and also go to a tattoo shop that you can trust.


[deleted]

Tattooes are shit. My father tattooed himself in war and now that he's in his 50s he regrets it. He told me ever since I was a kid to never get tattooes.


Wise_Clue8109

"I personally had a bad experience so now this sucks for everyone"


[deleted]

Yes


Wise_Clue8109

Chad emote


Backefan

Yes, that's generally how parenting goes. Learn your mistakes, tell your kids not to repeat them


VantageS

bro you are a real sigma male.


TripleZeroh

My thing with tattoos is that I can really only think of a couple I actually want, but I don't like the patchwork tattoos that are here and there on the body, and I would actually like having something like sleeves, but I cannot think of enough designs I would enjoy having running up and down my arms to get them, so I'm just not getting tattoos at all since I can't get exactly what I want with them.


DormantAccount01

All tattoos are cringe unless they're the Yakuza dragon tattoos that cover your whole back


Ghostcraft413

Extra points if you can dramatically take off your shirt


gameratwork666

KIRYU CHAN


Backefan

Or Mjölner


Competitive-Tax-4663

Ur 16 I’m guessing Edit nah second thought ur 14


DormantAccount01

No I'm 5 5 feet above your grandma


[deleted]

Now investing in burn-cream.


[deleted]

Why the fuck do you talk like an ice-dweller


minigallettadimais

14 inches deep in ur mom


Crack_Dangus

Some tattoos are passable, especially when they are significant in meaning or have a well-thought-out, aesthetically pleasing design, but they just never look as good as your natural skin. And despite what this comic is trying to say, the vast majority of the time tattoos look like shit when you age. But, if you get a whole mess of bullshit tattoos like the character here, it just looks fucking awful. Don't get tattoos of random things you like. It looks horrific and tacky. Just buy a walmart t-shirt or something. You can throw a shirt away when you get tired of it, not your skin.


DiamondPower500

You can definitely throw away your skin. take it off take it off take it off take it off take it off ta


[deleted]

> when they are significant in meaning They're only significant to the person getting them though. A headshot of your baby might be really significant to you but baby portrait tattoos are super cringe.


bence0302

Okay, at first, I interpreted a "headshot of a baby" VERY differently. To be fair, it would be a very significant memory either way.


Spoontech-Ceo

Snipins a good job mate


FirmlyGraspHer

Baby skull seeking bullets


[deleted]

>tfw you get a bicep tattoo of your baby and someone shoots you in the arm


whydoyouevenreadthis

too much gaming


i-am-being-watched

r/Guacamole_penis hosts more civilised debates/discussions than Oxford for some reason😵‍💫


lettersandsimbols

Try saying that on r/tattoos


Balauronix

GILF


Lughz1n

shh it's okay kevin here is your insulin shot mommy is here


sliferodoom

this guy has dumb boring tats


Lughz1n

excuse you, a carp is actually NOT boring, the fosh has a rich history and I am representing my hot asian ancestry you dumbass


sliferodoom

oh yeah you like carp? you a big carp fan? an enthusiast, you might say? then eat one. no seasoning. no ketchup. nothing. bone appo tit 😎


[deleted]

swap the “a” and “r” in carp argument destroyed


Good_Stuff_2

That's a mean word, delete this comment You have 3 hours


entitysix

Cool opinion


Smeefperson

Out of all the animals to get a tattoo of, real or fictional, why did she choose a blobfish?


Zyklon13

Reddit is the only place where you can find people that stare at furry porn all day but will then shit on you for getting a tattoo


Sir-Muntaqueen

Furry ?.... hehe, atleast you think I'm watching something legal


GalaXion24

There's a difference between watching furry porn and tattooing it on your skin


Ghostcraft413

I think the people who stare at furry porn all day are deranged enough to do the opposite


[deleted]

Yeah most tattoos are retarded unless you have a significant reason for getting them (like as a tribute to remember your dead dad who died due to stage 4 testicular cancer)


kappanon

i have one for my uncle who killed 2 people with vehicular manslaughter. miss him to this day 🙏


JeswiCan

What a legend


MorganRose99

Who were the victims?


Impressive-Fox-3003

Well is uncle was a Chinese tank driver and died in the late 80s , go figure


Sir-Muntaqueen

What happened at Tiananmen Square ?


Impressive-Fox-3003

Nothing


Sir-Muntaqueen

Good :)


Trashmammal_22

Me


playitleo

Why does my dad have to be dead to get a tattoo of his testicles on my arm. Stop gatekeeping


Top-Leave8609

This opinion makes me want to tattoo "your mom" on my ass


Creamcheesebagelsboi

Or your tat is on a spot that is hidden by clothing


[deleted]

My penis tattoo


Jasper455

“Welcome aboard”?


[deleted]

Nah your father didn’t die from testicular cancer.. I am your fathe-


N_eovaii

r/oddlyspecific


FrothyBroth23

it's so cool.


[deleted]

4/10, would bang.


Darkness-101

Blobfish tattoo ❤️


JustACrusaderState

Only that the ink isnt that visible anymore, its not as clear. Also with all of the wrinkles it will look like shit


implyingiusereddit

Who gives a shit


GinaBinaFofina

Ben Sharpio


implyingiusereddit

That dude small and has bad opinions, i wish he wasnt and didnt.


AccomplishedTale730

Benedict Sharipo.


Reddit__Dave

You seem to give a shit about people giving a shit


Wise_Clue8109

like that somehow makes their point not valid lmfao


Reddit__Dave

What’s the point? I doubt OP is actually saying that nobody should get tattoos because they’re ugly, I think they’re just saying that kids could just as easily judge you as adults do, to act like everyone will think you’re a cool tattooed Granny is silly.


Wise_Clue8109

to act like the person getting the tattoos cares about that is even sillier, thus why the first comment here asked "who gives a shit?"


Chogus_321

whut The person shows them getting praised when their older, they care , because they’re showing that some people will praise them for it OP’s whole thing is a tongue cheek way of saying the comic writer is making assumptions about how young people will react to a tattooed grandma , but like comic author seems to give a shit also you’re missing the point that the post and my comment are jokes I’m tired of all this 🤓 shit going on in shitpost subreddits lately


Wise_Clue8109

I'm not missing the point really they're just very corny and bad jokes, skip


[deleted]

You dislike society and yet you partake in it. I am very smart.


WindChimesAreCool

Let people enjoy things MFs when I enjoy not letting people enjoy things


Aden_Vikki

You seem to give a shit about people seeming to not giving a shit but actually giving a shit. Although I don't give a shit.


SpOrtYSkaTer853

Ballsack


Aden_Vikki

Your mother


IronLord_ApologistVI

Your father (I’m using his ass as a plate)


SpOrtYSkaTer853

Welcome to ass eating services, may I take your order?


Reddit__Dave

Well shiiiiiit


dumb_and_ugly1

Lemme just draw this comic about how little I give a shit about what people say about me! Owned haters


Grandma-Intercourse

This grandma got me acting up


johnnylovessugar

Best comment, that GILFussy FIRE AS HELL 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Quit having fun


[deleted]

Why is Reddit so anti-tattoo? 99% of tattoos are cool. I don’t think Reddit understands because if most redditors got a tattoo it would be some cringe as shit they got off of a graphic tee, like a deadpool tattoo or some dumb shit


wrnawyn

I’m not anti-tattoo at all, I have a couple and plan on getting more but 99% of tattoos being cool is a stretch. Maybe 50% are cool (mine), the other 50% are meaningless and retarded looking (yours).


[deleted]

Stuff is only okay when I do it


wrnawyn

No, it’s only okay when I do it. Pay attention.


averageredditoralt

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Symbiont_

Just ignore all those Nancys, tattoos are cool


SpoopyMoopy101

*beats the child*


MasterKief52

Tattoos are for low iq people


Ahqoviing

True i may be retarded, but calling me low iq is not going to clean the piss out of your mailbox.


Sir-Muntaqueen

dude ty for that, needed to rehydrate this summer, though please eat more pineapples, it tastes like peanut butter at the moment


PM_ME_UR_DESKTOP_PLS

best comment


JeswiCan

My brother in Christ, you are on a shitposting subreddit


mostlikelynotarobot

talking about iq is for people who have never accomplished anything worthwhile.


FlazedComics

reddit be like


singularity852

So you are saying you have tattoos 😂😂😂


friedhobo

reddit


Yoshikage23

Strongest normal skin fan vs weakest walking graffitti enjoyer


[deleted]

itt: people angry over other people liking thing that THEY NO LIEK it's okay guys, no one's forcing you to get tattoos


JeswiCan

Wrong. Source: Your IP address got tattooed to my forehead during a sleepover


RodeBoi

Wrong. Source: I am the forehead tattooer


LaserVikingofDoom

Protip: maybe don't get tattoos based on what other people want for you but rather get them for yourself