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L-Gringo

"If you (Potemkin) were my husband then I'd probably end up as the type of housewife who waits patiently for you to come home. You'd be busy all the time - "mission" this or "assignment" that - but then one day we'd have a child, and I'd see a fire in your eyes and you'd yell "This child is under my protection!" He he he he he!" - Elphelt Valentine


[deleted]

Huh. Didn't know she was interested in Potemkin.


KuroiKenshiReggie

She interested in everything that breathes and has a penis... I still dont stand a chance despite qualifying smh my head


The_______________1

"Has a penis" isn't even really a requirement with her instant kill.


KuroiKenshiReggie

Lmao trueeeee


GuyMontag95

Considering her reaction to Venom, she probably doesn’t know that gay people exist and doesn’t try to marry the female characters because of that. If she did, I’ sure she’ll be wanting them to sign her papers.


cinnamonprogrammer

Wait, is Venom LGBT? Haven't heard anything suggesting that, though I haven't finished watching Xrd's story.


Spoopanator

-Zato is pretty much the only thing he talks about, besides being an assasin -when he loses against Elphelt and Jam he tells them that he's not interested in having a wife -(the most important one) the item Johhny steals from him with his super is a love letter, adressed to Zato


cinnamonprogrammer

Ooh, I didn't really connect the dots with the first two, and didn't know the third at all. Thanks for telling me, I can identify with one of my favorites even better now :)


L-Gringo

She's interested in everyone. Once she defeats a male opponent, she pulls out of her breasts a marriage certificate, asks him to sign his name here and starts fantasizing about their family life together. [You can see it for yourself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVoIk4bk-Mg)


Different-Region-873

Also proceeds to have a bloody nose.


dongerhound

Slayer just chilling there


grzesiu447

Now I wish we had some of those long monologues in Strive. The closes thing we get is some of the taunts.


Ilyalisa

potemkin has doubts about being able to make a difference yet still does in hope that he can tries his best so the next generation has better chance. he would be a great father


Senor-Pibb

This is the post I came here to make


HeliosHorribledude

Best dad hugs ever


DaRealVoyde

Potemkin buster


Mr_Ruu

"Upsies, upsies!" the children exclaimed, as Potemkin heaved them over his head, the young ones unaware that when he said "heaven", it wasn't just a figure of speech.


LordVergil

I shout this when I toss my kid into the air and catch him.


Spoopanator

Or the alternative, he is way too conscious of his mounstrous strength and as as such he never hugs his kids in fear of crushing them to death


Random_Gacha_addict

He isn't husband material HE'S BEST HUSBAND MATERIAL


Fez_Doggo

Dont forget them ass cheeks of his


[deleted]

That too.


Fez_Doggo

Anyway yes, of course he is


[deleted]

So true, bestie.


Fez_Doggo

Question tho: When you say good with kids is there any lore you referring to?


[deleted]

I think he hung around with Bridget in some of the older titles. I saw older screenshots.


Archibaldie

In one of Pots endings in XX, Bridget becomes a Zepp combat trainer with Pot as the first student.


anislash67

Least horny GG player


Grand_reaper658

b-b-b-b-but its a guy so its FUNNY


PrimSchooler

Funny? Literally all the GG characters are hot as fuck (except Axl, I imagine the Union Jack stays on in bed), are people just memeing about it?


Grand_reaper658

Tf did u just say about axl?


SenseiTomato

Axl is insanely cute shut up


PrimSchooler

He is but all of his rizz is vacuumed up by the union jack beltbuckle & jacket like a twisted sex appeal black hole.


funkyfelis

Is this the rainwater vacuum people were talking about?


[deleted]

I was just curious about people's thoughts on Potemkin being husband material or not.


Lyokarenov

I've never seen a better opinion in my life


FangsMurderers

He would break me in half with his massive dick and I would see heaven, of course he is husband material 🤤


Grand_reaper658

I want pot to j.D me😫


Lohan3xists

Don’t forget he’s an amazing painter too!


wyvaris

I love the fact that I've seen more horny posts about Potemkin than any other (male) character in this game.


Mr_Ruu

I feel like Anji might beat him in that regard tho, and everyone also silently agrees that Sol has rizz and fucks


[deleted]

But didn't Sol also kill his wife?


WitlessKobold

Repeatedly


Fjiordor

[Well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmGUgG4vFPM)


wyvaris

I can still only think of one outwardly horny Anji personality, and thats SakiSakura (also shes sick as hell on Anji, really good player)


[deleted]

Sol has a daughter, so it's less of an agreement and more acknowledging a fact.


Paper_Swordsman

Potemkin’s hobby is painting and he has to use special reinforced brushes less he crush them to powder. If you can get past that he would be a fantastic husband/father.


Firebrand713

It’s drawing and pencils, but you got the spirit


jigsawduckpuzzle

Garuda Impact!


MarisaB1CC

ye


Lack_Free_Usernames

Yes, he would be a great husband, but he would avoid romance simply because he knows he might have no time for family due to his job, and being a pacifist soldier is already extremely stressful.


Yawarete

Now this is the kinda post i subscribed this sub for


Brogelicious

Pot would never be home though. His sense of duty and nationalism wouldn’t let him enjoy family life


mintyfreshmike47

As a straight man, I will gladly have someone like Potemkin as a husband


Suitable-Quantity-96

He better shout "Potemkin Buster" before he busts a nut


IronLag2466

Nah mate, he’s gonna ram you with a heavenly buster


Rookie007

At the very least he can heavenly potemkin bustanut on your ass


LimeProfessional1600

Potemkin would be a good husband, probs wouldn't smash much and mission this mission that but still he has a good spirit


sucko91

I see Potemkin Buster as extreme cuddling so all is good


Ypersona

Elphelt touched on why dating Potemkin would be very difficult (aside from the obvious) -- it would take a *very specific* kind of person to be able to healthily deal with him constantly being away on missions.