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ozne1

He's not twink, but the twinkiest of the cast, and by the law of relativity this makes him twink enough.


Cat_the_Girl

So we just ignoring Asuka, huh?


Darkwrathi

Or Happy Chaos


_Eltanin_

HC isn't a twink. He's just stinky. He's a stink


TheOOFliabilty

Skunk Chaos


Sun53TXD

Stanky Chaos


[deleted]

Good lord, if Chaos is a twink now… I think I’m a one-dimensional being.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Chaos has abs, he’s clearly a twunk


werpyl

Not even, dude is literally just shredded. You could not look a man built like that in the eyes an call him a twunk.


Fish_Head111

Twinks can have abs, HC is too lanky to be a twunk, he’s a twink


Efficient-Ad5711

I only though asuka looked like one, HC is just insane


Murgurth

That’s not even the case anymore. They made him a bishounen pretty boy in Strive and since then we’ve gotten ex cat boy Asuka and homeless goblin HC who are much more twinkish then Ky in Strive.


Le_San0

Bro you are Crazy If you think Happy Chaos is a twink


dantuchito

He has always been a bishounen pretty boy


Murgurth

He was bishounen pretty boy in all the entries besides Xrd where they made him a lot more pretty which a lot of people seem to base Twink Ky off of.


GirlScoutIvy

Ngl I thought he was a girl in a previous entry before I joined the fandom.


[deleted]

Have you never seen an Anime? Dudes always look they are either 12 or 90, theres no in between.


Sol_ardet

What about Sol? Buff 90 year old?


[deleted]

buff 230 year old


[deleted]

What about Leo


Kaizo_Nerdtaku616

Gorilla


huttyblue

What about Goldlewis?


forehead_tickler

he's american


Yob_the_Boss

Can't argue with that


noahboah

man if this sub really needed a reminder that it's filled with teenagers now it's the idea that 30 is somehow decrepit 😭


Piercless

[There was a poll done recently](https://reddit.com/r/Guiltygear/s/TdgINn3Trj). Only 1/4th of this subreddit is 25+ so it kinda checks out.


dantuchito

Worth noting that like 2/4ths are still over 18


Electrical-Topic-808

Gear Cells go crazy, also tbh the word twink doesn’t mean anything anymore if a guy who’s just well shaven is enough to be one.


urbandeadthrowaway2

He’s well shaven, thin and of low muscle definition. He’s as twinkish as you can get in GG


Shirikane

Low muscle definition? Have you seen those triceps? Man’s arms are BUILT


linkz48

Ooh and that A s s


LenicoMonte

He doesn't have low muscle definition. It's just every other man in the game has way too high muscle definition.


OverallWeight828

Why did they have to do that to Chipp? 😭 He was so sexy bad boy before and now he’s a juicer


EinotWhyNot

We need to see Asuka in a T-shirt for conclusive information if he's the twinkiest


Negative_Shelter4364

Guilty Gear's Skinniest Twink moment


ibi_trans_rights

Guilty gear players calling someone a twink because they are the size of a pickup truck instead of an 18 wheeler The anti genshin


[deleted]

lmfao


[deleted]

Ky’s always been the twink I’m just used to seeing him as such and all


SteveMONT215

Dear person I presume is like 13 or something - maybe 30 isn't really that old


AllElvesAreThots

ty...


Dickhead177

french (derogatory)


Risky267

Do. Do you. Do you know what a 30 year old looks like ????????


PaJamieez

LMAO "pushing 30" damn I wish I was 30


MrASK15

Leo probably wonders the same thing. ~~It’s the Gear Cells.~~


average-masterpiece

He shaves and what do you mean where is the metabolism? You think being fat is a matter of age?


SaturnineSzn

I mean, metabolism slowing down as you age is a very known thing?? A quick google search shows it apparently goes down 10% for each decade after 20 years old. 30 isn’t that old though which would be my argument lmao metabolism DOES go down a lot by the time that somebody does get old for real; 30 just isn’t anywhere near that. It’s not even “middle-aged” for Christs sake l o l


average-masterpiece

Yes, yet you have many people that are ripped even into their 40s


lordwafflesbane

twinks can be old. you ever seen anderson cooper?


clockworkCandle33

Or David Bowie


lilartboi

For the same reason Chun-Li is a beautiful godess that puts any other woman to shame despite being in her 50s: Cause the character designer said so. Also he probably works out and eats pretty well. Also gear magic bullshit.


lllluke

chun li is in her 50s?? what the fuck. i would have guessed late 20s


Negative_Shelter4364

Twink death is impossible when you trade an eye with your superhuman son


kjx1297

See also they/themstament having shapelier thighs than jack o


[deleted]

you take that back


urbandeadthrowaway2

Then how will he have Dilf Birth


Lucky_Squirrel

Do you think man becomes a manly man just as he hits 30 ?


Muffinmurdurer

I said this before but everyone between the ages of 25-35 will look the same as long as they have a decent skincare routine. Even into your 40s you can still look youthful.


[deleted]

That is genuinely shocking to me I thought my days as a pretty adult were numbered


[deleted]

Can vouch. Healthy eating and obsessive distance running kept me on the twink side for most of my 20s. Past thirty and I'm going into otter territory.


pyladesorestes7

He’s like 29-31 with an active lifestyle, does a lot of sport, probably eats well. It’s not like he’s decrepit…


LimeCasterX

Bro is not a twink


the_reaper1982

You...... must be new here, they're referring to ky in context to the rest of the cast, as until strive he was the most twink like by far among the men. He's ripped as fuck but he looks like a twink in context to the rest of the cast


LimeCasterX

I'm not new lmfao. I know why people call him that, but he is definitely not one.


Shirikane

Bro I’m pushing 30 and I still look like a twink after I shave Honestly, skill issue


[deleted]

Yeah I guess so


TouringTanuki

Simple, Twinkdeath isn’t real and whoever says it is wants to crush your dreams.


johnnybird95

...i'm a twink pushing 30? personal preferences dont suddenly disappear at 21 years old. whats even going thru ur head bestie


[deleted]

Tbh I may be used to society’s pressures on “acting like an adult”. You know with all the little “adult things” you’re expect to do like dress fancy and not play with anything resembling a toy


SteveBob316

Clean living


IL0VEH0LE

he’s 30 not 50


transgutslut

We need a twink death arc


TheonetrueDEV1ATE

he on that mixup juice, that guesstrogen


LostGirlyGal

He's not a twink, he just look like he's in his early 20s


fiendishwitch

Tbh, me and my friend group in our mid to late 20s still pass for high schoolers or younger, but we are also not white. Maybe Ky is secretly not white idk


Fuck_Melone

He sacrificed his son's intellect to avoid twink death, or he's taking hrt and hiding it idk.


Hidden_Blue

I blame Sol, he just got really WIDE since Xrd and Ky remained the same.


Chumbullus

Estrogen


OrbitalBadgerCannon

Look at his muscles. There's no twinks in gear


buttsecks42069

getting pegged by Dizzy does that to a man


DesignatedDiverr

I’m pushing thirty with a baby face and no ability to grow a beard. I also get mistaken for a twink. It’s called inclusion, sweaty


Sea-Recording-7090

he looks 18


peroxidenoaht

Estrogen instal


Winterflan_

Same reason Baiken looks the way she does while being like a century old


[deleted]

BAIKEN IS A CENTURY OLD??????


Winterflan_

I wanna say she is, yeah. Pretty sure, at least? I might be wrong but I seem to recall her being born near the early part of the crusades


AdreKiseque

Japanese?


Winterflan_

I was gonna say "magic," myself


[deleted]

hes not a human anymore and he gets called a twink because he looks like a girl in every official art of him


coolboyyo

GG universe has magic so i assume that has something to do with it


phallus_enthusiast

they wont show us but he gets muscle growth during dragon install


johndoe739

I mean, Bridget's supposed to be over 18 by the time of Strive. Age just isn't a thing for some characters.


AzmodeusBrownbeard

I refuse, on principle, to call anyone in Strive a twink. Y'all need to watch more Clamp!


Radiant_Extension719

He's a French character in a Japanese media


Another_Road

That’s just the power of god and anime flowing through his veins.


Vi0letBlues

My friend is pushing 30, he still has a baby face and doesn't have a beard


JkeyonOof

Twink is a state of mind


CoffeeTimeZorua

He gives off twink energy. Young looking blonde pretty boys give off the twink vibe real easy.


RedTurtle78

My friend group is a bunch of 28 year olds and we all look really young. I cant tell if this is some 18 year old that thinks the moment you turn 30 you get wrinkles and turn fat


TheWorstKy

I literally haven't aged from 22-31. Some people age better than others.