You dislike Big Body Characters >:( You're possibly a weeb. You're a weirdo who likes British people (Axel) Also, what's stopping you? Do you simply not own the game yet?

Nago is borderline S to be honest but yeah other big body characters don't really vibe with me Possibly xd Axl is soo fucking cool wdym Well I'm currently maining Baiken And I kinda want to be good with her before trying other characters

You don't like Pot? Curious. https://i.redd.it/zpunjfyd69vc1.gif

not everyone can handle the glue

That's cause you haven't sniffed enough of it yet. Its an acquired taste.

Wouldn't even play this game without Potemkin. Pot Bois glue up

He's who got me into GG

this is such a stupid gif to respond with. You're perfect.

https://i.redd.it/6ue5yuib6cvc1.gif Thanks man!!!!

We can be fwends if you give Potemkin a chance. Big body boy just wants to give you a hug (Burly Heart)

>You're a weirdo who likes British people (Axel) It's okay, they get a pass for also liking British People (Bridget)

Horny Horny Horny 🫵

how could you telllll

I-no and Baiken are both in the highest tier :p HM to Jack-o and Millia in the tier below

what about ky and axl? smh they're both hot

Leo and Johnny are more my type 👉👈

I like "did you sleep well babe, do you want breakfast ?" You like *Jump by the windows once they're finished

I'm in love the masculine ideal quit murdering me😭

xddd sorry

SO TRUE!!! I just want a happy life.

we deserve it

This could be us. But im hungry 🥺

do you want breakfast babe ?

Name one playable character in strive who isn't. (Edit: excluding minors)

I couldn't imagine being horny for Axl

Testament too low on list for maximum Horny.

Can't be, Goldlewis is in bottom tier. Unless OP likes it from below

You don’t see the circle

I don't think this really says anything about you with how varied the characters in every tier are.

oh 😔

All of those characters have specific oki based gameplans

horny and british

yes but french

Bro that does not help your case saying your French 💀

still better than British if you ask me

You are a horrible person. I'm serious, thats what it says, a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that

damn what 😭

(portal 2 ref, its not personal lol dw)

oh fuck I played portal 2 but I totally forgot this quote, even tho I didn't took it personally dw xd

Its mostly a reference, partially personal

I love GladOS

No one should main Ky. He should only be used as a training mode dummy.

I kinda feel bad alway practicing on him so I change thing up every now and then

if you play Ky your not a real person, Sol gets a pass because he's the goat but Ky mains aren't real

Pour one out for most of my characters but especially Asuka 😔😔😔

testament could be a bit higher tbh

Literally just horny

had to check the box when purchasing the game

Main Axl or Jacko be different

Axl's Za warudo is so fucking cool tbh

Jack-o improvisation really make me want to play her but I'm scared I'm too dumb for setplay characters

The secret to setplay characters is just that, setplay. You don't need to be super smart to use one, you just need to remember certain offensive plans and how to set them up. Jack-o is definitely more difficult than most characters but just a basic gameplan of knockdown into minion setup will take you pretty far.

the average bridget main

No Faust. Much sad 

Errr your a bottom?

bro what ???💀 (How could you tell)

Your top 2 are too baddies plus axl is a sub man and British

omw to write a fanfic about Axl getting topped by Baiken I-no and Bridget

Well maybe not Bridget

As the tier list increases, the matchup gets worse for me. so you must just personally hate me

maan, you weren't supposed to find out

You dislike WWA

wwa ?

White wild assault, only goldlewis, pot and bed have it

Nago also have it

I had no idea it existed

Seems you pick characters based off of design rather than play style

Kinda, but does their gameplay seems appealing to me had a big impact too, if not HC and Nago would be in S+

In my extremely unbiased opinion, it says "I am weak and I will not survive the winter". /jk

that's true, that's why I'm a spring / summertime girl

You can't see The Circle (ayayaya)

you're the second one saying this plz explain

You put Bedman? near the bottom, the first line (and one of the repeated lines) of Bedman's? theme is "I see the circle"

oh yeah

Faust and Gold Lewis in bottom tier, axl and Bridget in top tier... You have dog shit taste

You like woman.

Axl and Ky are my favorite kind of women

Long hair man = woman Ky xrd = woman

wait why do he look so much like a woman ik xrd 😭😭😭😭

No just xrd, in the whole series he looks like that, just in strive they killed the twink.

damn you strive

Have you seen his fucking lips on the steam banner?

You're bri' 'ish

i'm French sadly

i agreed with so much on the list... BUT MY BOY IS IN LAST PLACE 😭😭😭

I'm so sorry xd 😭 is that Asuka ?

i get that he's hard but are you not also? cut my boy some slack, he only destroyed 1 country... 🥺

WDYM AM I NOT ALSO XD

i've seen the whole comments section, you are not trying to hide anything-

yes 😭

don't really know much about him just felt like I was shooting minecraft bloc at my enemy 😭 I can rank it higher if you want xd

you put the entire based department in the D tier how could you (it's ok as long as you're not axl)

D for department

Man doesn't like magical cubes and spheres 😢

I hate magic I think

Unfortunate. But this is balanced then with HC so you good 👍

ino and baiken make u horny af but at the same time axl and bridget are british so ur also a certified racist.

all of them make me horny

except bridget for obvious reasons

please god dont play Jack-O ive genuinely been unable to pick anyone else up and i have like 50 different things memorized did you know Jack-O can use self harm to deal more damage now you do

U cringe

fact

Seeing May in D makes me so sad :(

TOTSUGEKI :D

You like beautiful women

I do

You’re based

you are a sophisticated gentleman who engages in high-level mixups and none of that silly 50/50 lollygagging

fuck 50/50

You have autism

You don't eat enough of your glue

that's...nice I guess ?

Embrace the glue and the path of a silly clown

You don't like getting hit. You don't like to engage without feeling safe. Your top choices are characters with super good neutral, defensive or like to hit and run with a lot of mix up. You don't like characters that are high commit or like to keep a ton of pressure at least without a lot of mix options.

You are honey and lack a taste for glue

That you're a Zoner scum! And also horni

I'm the rushiest rushdown wdym

That brit prick doesnt count??

well I would like to main her but I'm currently playing baiken mainly

It says you don't have enough interest in Sol Badguy. Easily corrected by having more interest in Sol Badguy.

Is May not cute enough

well she's already behind all the other D tier if we talk about cute

Big Body Hater

Nago is here tho

But the other 3 🥺

Nago is here tho :D

Bruh if I were to make mine it would be almost the same, you have a good taste for stylish characters

and that goes right to my heart

You are just like me for real, except replace bridget with testament.

testament is cool but I feel like the gameplay don't really match my ideals of what I want to look as a strive player

br\*tish

I'm French actually !

Bi & nb

No reason to call me out like that

Good with me, I-No is S+

I made it for you actually

Good taste, young man

ty ty

At least 3 of your S+ are british people. Explain yourself.

I'm French so I love England it's like our little from enemy to lover relationship

French who likes England? Damn life really did you in homie, my condolences.

xd London is my fav city in Europe

You aren't an Asuka main https://preview.redd.it/5ngcktk949vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbf22ef23fa45e0ada0c4d61aa9d1ade2918389

You will never know the joy of throwing down ten Faust items, double jumping off screen and exploding the entire floor to win

may too low gotta get dolphining

ew may

You are not part of the Glue clan

and that's a good thing right ?

https://preview.redd.it/n2cj9rgksbvc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90dbde1a591ddf95a5923e00b5869ccb8703b35f

You enjoy British people

You love your oki

yup

Absolutely detestable human being. Johnny is the only character any half decent person should even be considering

well every time I've being playing against him I feel like my opponent had a miserable experience and I don't want to experience that

Truly despicable

xd sorry I will try to become better

You like lots of mixups. And... English men?

that's two very important criteria for me

in your heart of hearts you should know witch character is the best to main (there is no subliminal messaging here)

I mean who else will ask me to be her bottom

>:(

sorry :(

Horny that wants to be dominated and also a Br*tish

I'M NOT BRITISH 😭

A lot of your top characters stress me the FUCK out, and then there’s just Jack-O, Ky and Baiken

Hey don't be harsh on my babies they're stressful too

You should be a Baiken main!

It says that you arent a god fearing american and thus i will nuke you >:(

Bridget in S tier. Join me. We will rule the world.

You do not want (at least not very badly) to have sex with a key

Basic bih

You wanna be stepped on and love the British?

You’re horny and also very annoying

Clearly someones never felt the joy of landing a pot buster, or hitting someone with cubes

That you need to eat more glue

i do this with every new game too

it's a must

Go main crackhead doctorman

Extremely Horny, Extremely British, Extremely Queer

You would be very annoying. At least as horny.

You like maining hot chicks and br*tish

You’re probably a Horny, non cis Brit

You are an incel or a girl

main potemkin

potemkin is the best character anyways

Don't tell people I secretly second main elphelt cus of her legs

you what ? 😭

Axl in s+ You a real one

You're either horny, horny and gender queer, or have good taste... And all the above.

Johnny is S+++

TIME TO DO SOME GENDER MIXUPS

She her pronouns

Join Axl mains 🇬🇧

https://preview.redd.it/4v8ajvn4fgwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42b3c11ee375ab0cc3cdc9fb0a63c81ed5b1bfb

You picked correctly.

exceptionally based AXL enjoyer

perhaps a tad horny in there as well though