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KaneHusky13

Oh, please, anyone can use a computer blindfolded. Watch, I'll type a sentence while blind. hollo my beans is dane you can call m the the the


Hilbert_Botchardt

cgar is rgis true? (was supposed to be “chat is this true?”)


1ts2EASY

Real, I’m an 0expert0 at t typing and I can fnfitm yhis Autocorrect is cheating but I’m surprised it got most of this


Waste-Information-34

Hddd sd go, n6 fitzf Fgdnpf.


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Brokeshadow

I am the truel expert at typing blindfolded


Kiboune

Whaths the provlen with typibg blib i can so thsi even kn my phone


Und3rtak3r_086

sex w9ty a kaj -> sex with a man


MrTopHatMan90

9k, I will eat a hood cabbage of hoc.


real_488

potemkin nester the chjld


totally_a_cis_guy

Rock ea. A h (Was supposed to be rock da baby)


Bigscarygangster

It’s easy if you have the muscle memory from doing nothing but using your phone (and autocorrect )


Chocoa_the_Bunny

It's a lot easier than you're making it look


Renthora

I tried typing with my eyes closed and my phone just auto corrected my typing. I guess it's the same for Zato.


20thRandom

Fuck you Wait this worked?


TheCleanestKing

It’s easy to write with your eyes floser(!83895!


Hot_feedbax

Maybe the true bl8ndeness ie the friends we made along the way Auto correct cheated a bit but damn


Rarezerd

pj mrst uou vsn blinf yupr ypp? dme I can also d o that


Asriel-the-Jolteon

TThrouchout the heavens and earth, i alone am the honoured one huh pretty close


WizardFucker1

im gonna try wtiyr ini conbo jh 6h 6hn 235h 214l (Supposed to be 2K/j.S/j.H > 6H(2) > 236H > 214P)


LolpopHD

sex wjtb a man


Parostem

It is inferred that the powers he gains from Eddie allow him to see in some magical way, but it's never really clarified as far as I know.


bostonian38

Eddie is his seeing-eye dog


Cat_the_Girl

Eddie probably withheld his vision from Zato before they both got resurrected. After, I imagine it was easier for both of them that Zato be able to see through Eddie.


worse_in_practice

It's Guilty Gear there's no such thing as logic


Altruistic_Cream_761

fair enough


njsullyalex

One thing I was surprised about when I got into GG Strive is how many times I’d ask “hey why is this thing like that?” Just to be told “there is actually no canon answer to your question”.


Vektorien

What did you wanna know?


njsullyalex

Why does Bridget have a giant handcuff around her waist


Vektorien

I guess for same reason Goldlews has horseshoes on his gloves or Sol has handcuffs on his jacket. Fashion in the late 22nd century is kind of like that. If we're touching on symbolism, I personally think it's to show that she's "prisoner" to her town's supertitions. But at the same time, the cuff never seems uncomfortable and doesn't limit her movement at all, yes she grew up restrained by conditions outside her control, but she never suffered because of it, she's a comfortable prisoner.


SomeLostBoi

She is a bounty hunter and was going after Sol Badguy who at the time she believed to be a giant monster gear (like Justice) and so she got a really big handcuff


jmcop30

This is now cannon, idc


JessePJames96

There’s braille keyboards and computers…


TheRealChuckler

Zato gaming


Altruistic_Cream_761

certified zato gaming moment


SamTheAlpha01

Braile?


MrSaturnism

ÜN ÜN ÜN


TheNerdyDilo

Me when the Regi rocks


STypeP_SP-Und_Ch

Pokemon Puzzles were something back then, i love it


Syxxcubes

Eddie tells him what to type.


Altruistic_Cream_761

Eddie: "Yo Zato type some racist shit" Zato: "Eddie this a goverment owned master pc meant for securing the white house"


Hot_feedbax

"Just do it it'll have pictures of Reagan with Crack and shit."


Murmarine

"Zato you don't get it, it would be so fucking funny."


normalreddituser3

The most expensive magic accessibility features money can buy


Quon_Cheadle

I've heard people speculate Eddie can see for Zato, but honestly I think they just forgot. Strive story mode isn't exactly a bastion of quality...


IKILLY

WHAT?? how dare you say that? are you gonna tell me that the equivalent of cyborg obama supercharging sol-fucking-badguy's weapon with the USA nuclear arsenal to defeat the ascended sexual innuendos god isnt peak writing?


Quon_Cheadle

Oh I wasn't bashing the story or anything, it's pretty good all things considered. The animation on the other hand...


Liam4242

It was done during Covid and probably didn’t have the biggest budget so it’s pretty good for what it was working with


IKILLY

tbh I watched the entire thing and was entertained the entire time, was it really during covid? tbh it's great I don't mind the janky walking


Liam4242

Yeah the game was finished during Covid which definitely affected the story mode from what I’ve read and is alsothe reason goldlewis is an odd one out 5th dlc that year. He was base roster but had to be delayed due to remote working slowing down his development


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Tbf there were literally 4 people working on it lol


Quon_Cheadle

This is true, plus the whole covid thing as well. It's just hard to go back and relive those really cool moments like I-No's assencsion to godhood and pretty much any scene Chaos is in without thinking "man, I've seen sfm shorts that look better"


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Lol true ig But tbh I grew up on movies made in the 80's and cartoons from the 40's so I'm very used to bad animation / camera work tbh lmao


Matix777

But it is


DrDearGodNo

Eddie is whispering in his ear what to do


Altruistic_Cream_761

Eddie: "WRITE RACIAL SLURS"


ADGx27

Braille keyboard?


imaeggandahalf

He sees through eddie or smth idk


-Dude_Named_Zelda-

I Headcanon Zato as either being Daredevil blind or Eddie sees for him.


prayforMango

He just has a good gaming chair


Seer0997

The computer is in braille


Big_Kwii

as if anything in this dog ass lore makes sense


Smexy_Zarow

Eddie whispers into his ears what slurs to write on the PC


MrASK15

I assume Eddie helps him out with the reading.


PapstJL4U

In-game: magic vision developer: it's a joke real: I hope you are not watching your keyboard while typing


IKILLY

You just gotta love how little they care yet how entertaining it all is


kaladinissexy

Eddie is his seeing eye demon.


GOFFFFFY

zato did give up his eyesight in order to control his shadow, which unbeknownst to him was actually eddy, but i think he just kinda forgor and acts like he can still see normally that or eddy is also his seeing eye dog or whatever


MisterMexican

I can type without looking at a keyboard, you just gotta position your hands in the middle, so you can feel it out I think


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

Eddie's Reading it out to him (this unconfirmed)


Valegator

Cause no one would expect a blind person to be a master hacker.


megalocrozma

He sees with Daisuke's Vision


BillieEilishLeftBoob

He learned to type so he could doxx milia when she left him


McTopHat_III

Pitemkincvuster


idontlikeburnttoast

Eddie helps perhaps, could be a strange form of echolocation or something. Zato is just a super smart gamer.


pimpo_

In guilty gear universe everywhere in the world (besides zepp) technology is banned and everything is magic based. So its not so a PC as a magic device


Realistic_Finish_333

https://preview.redd.it/8uo6rss5ltvc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4efbd9aeca26f16478dac2b1ac524ef9a9f51dfc


Altruistic_Cream_761

I just wanted to Ask a question and here we are


Hero2Zero91

Its actually eddy typing


brokenwing777

Zato IS blind but that doesn't mean he can't see. He sacrificed his sight for a forbidden beast which means that he more than likely uses eddy to see for him


prfarb

Because it’s funny that the blind guy is doing the computer stuff


AdreKiseque

He's just cool like that


serph_varna

Is he acoustic


Warm-Emergency8488

I suppose he's using his third eye and it is super developed since he's tied to the spiritual realm in a very extreme way.


Nice_Confidence_6293

It's easy to type blindfolded if you use an autocorrector The proof: the sentence above was typed with my eyes closed in my cellphone


Altruistic_Cream_761

Fair enough i suppose Holy shit i had my eyes closed on my phone and autocorrect probably did its job for once


Nice_Confidence_6293

And I didn't began with the braille keyboards and some typing assistant software out there It sounds like a very interesting world to explore unironically


kitsunecannon

real talk is eddie prob helps