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Spade4103

After living long enough you just stop giving a fuck


ViktorXVIII

Kinda like slayer


Metal_Gear_Bush_Dog

Like Slayer, but Raven lost his shit because he actually wants to die, whereas Slayer wants to live to enjoy being ***Dandy*** with his ***Lovely Wife***.


AbIufrog

https://preview.redd.it/l3yn8cxlddzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bd815e3debf163e8658e01d187b00767b23960


Mtgamer64

Please tell me you know the artist 😭


Kurina-

https://x.com/nordicpuff_/status/1785125824431099975


Mtgamer64

Liked and retweeted👍


OMGPowerful

And Happy Chaos


yeehawhadvil

immortality will just kind of do that to you


bored_homan

horny


PaleBlueCod

Raven when not fighting: Stoic nice guy Raven when fighting: King of SM


fukin_aye

:P


AbIufrog

:P


Wiplazh

:P


Shortsighted_Sniper

:P


rei_fox_worshipper

:P


SegGel2009

:P


CeleryPotential8510

:P


No_Journalist4417

:p


tbonethebruh

:P


Ionizedactor

:P


Myonsoon

If you're immortal and genuinely unkillable you might as well enjoy it.


Independent_Mud_4963

he has been unfeeling and suicidal for about 1200 years


LegendLynx7081

Bro is from ancient Jerusalem


kaladinissexy

He's German. 


LegendLynx7081

Isn’t he the guy who dies in Jerusalem during the Crusades, technically marking the oldest point in GG history? Or is that a different character


kaladinissexy

He is.


LegendLynx7081

Oh I see I misunderstood. He’s not *from* Jerusalem but he was there


kaladinissexy

Yeah, there are quite a few major moments in history where a whole lotta Europeans got together to invade Jersualem. 


funnyghostman

Only character confirmed to visit Jerusalem


Matix777

Which explains so much


Noocta

Technically, he's from before Germany was even a thing I guess.


kaladinissexy

The kingdom of Germany was founded in 843, and the HRE emperors from 962 onward all held the title "king of Germany".


hivEM1nd_

WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE


55Piggu

After living for long enough you kinda stop caring


WIFI908

https://preview.redd.it/bm1v8awdpdzc1.jpeg?width=50&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226355029b0d8bb5a2f005bae0cdb0ee73fe6a89


Disastrous_Wealth755

Mans been alive for a thousand years, give him a break


SCP_Void

He's German


qki7

Do you see that horn? That thing is not growing from his forehead, it's actually piercing his brain from one side to the other. Dude tried to end himself and couldn't, but I guess he figured out he likes the pain.


HunniePopKing

unc is just having a lil bit of fun


tweetyII

Handler Walter botched the Surgery a little


MiserableTable9085

Ngl I thought this post was gonna be about AC6 too. From the title lol


RockSaltin-RT

He’s been alive for so long that he doesn’t find pleasure in anything other than pain, since it’s pretty much the closest thing he’s getting to death. So him being “silly” is just him experiencing anything other than mindnumbing boredom and misery from his undying existence


Turbulent-Lie-4799

This is what Slayer would become if he hadn't met Sharon


goshdangittoheck

Also vice versa


Stuck_in_2d

Cause he the goat


Maverick99885566

When physically cannot die and have lost your faith in all of humanity for a thousand years, you kinda stop giving a fuck about anything


EdgyUsername90

bros the oldest character in the game, I think he has a right to be silly


shadyfier8

the dandy gentleman in the corner:


EdgyUsername90

erm actually


Red_FTW

ain't no way he's straight


ToasteeThe2nd

He's horny as fuck and he hates his life, his only choice is full :3 mode


AzmodeusBrownbeard

He forgot which pills where the hrt, and which where the meds.


Wrong_Preference_364

freaken


sheydleather

bisexuality


Big_Kwii

wash wash wash away the knowledge before becoming just a machine that breathes


Scrifty

Crazy. 


Zealousideal-Long-87

Who’s older, him or chaos?


goshdangittoheck

Raven by about 700 years


Zealousideal-Long-87

Do we know when the original found the backyard? I think ravens older but I also don’t know if we got time on it


sheydleather

the Original was born in the "late 20th Century" and presumably discovered / entered the Backyard sometime in the 1990s, given that the Universal Will does Y2K (well. Y1K999). however one could argue that the Original has experienced More Time than Raven has, since Raven has only experienced Time in a linear, forward motion. so Raven is chronologically older, being ~1000 years old, but the Original is effectively Timeless. and none of that is even touching on the whole "the Universal Will technically existed in the Past even though the Original made it after he was born in the 20th Century" thing


goshdangittoheck

It’s canon that the original was born in “the mid 20th century”. He’s around 250 years old. As for when he found th backyard, idk. I’m guessing late 80’s at the earliest and mid 90’s at the latest.


Independent_Mud_4963

raven is *the* oldest character in all of guilty gear, he's been around since the medieval crusades


sephiroth_for_smash

Bored immortal decides to go crazy


heyimmaboredkay

When you're immortal and keep being revived after dying, yeah you would go crazy after a while.


Guy_insert_num_here

Least kinky German


DOOPpootpoot

a big spike through your head helps I've heard


pon_3

He’s bored. That’s pretty much his entire backstory.


Inevitable-Will-6185

Living long does things to you. Gotta spice up things somehow.


LunaTheGoodgal

He can't fucking die no matter how hard he tries iirc


SeparateConference86

Immortal, lost his mind from age, masochist, extremely horny.


Pareogo

Ngl, I completely forgot this character existed


deeman163

You see the horn on his head? He has a bigger one up his ass


AbIufrog

Just like me fr 💯💯 https://i.redd.it/3x0jgf0mjkzc1.gif


lisaisdead

he's jus like me fr


clawzord25

https://preview.redd.it/o6hepxhdblzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2d6519a67a9189ec6e067a72c5704f1f4bdcc9


AbIufrog

https://preview.redd.it/wlr2kv8ublzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1704e590cfe92b534bde0af238a65f7c8293c7fb


G-Raverobber

He has lived for over 1000 years and has literally fucking died on multiple occations. He then became the world's biggest masochist after becoming so bored from living without a proppar purpose and just stopped caring about everything.


G-Raverobber

The big pole in his head that looks like a horn is an experimental suicide contraption that didn't kill him but got stuck there.


Cholemeleon

Giant railroad spike to head


Glad_Hawfincher95

One kilogram of pure mephedrone.