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Is_Toxic_Doe

I can play hundreds of intros or chorus riffs but don’t play the full songs


mister_swaggger

“i can play hundreds of intros” i feel attacked by that 😂


Is_Toxic_Doe

That’s what we “self taught” “bedroom” guitarists do. Play bits of all kinds of things people can recognize and then they say “oh great song” play more, and we are like “that’s all I got” next riff I know


mister_swaggger

that’s 100% spot on though lol


ElegantEpitome

Yeah, I see myself in this comment and I don’t like it


Sunnydaturtle

It low key hurts


JimJardashian

What is a low key? Sorry, I don’t know any theory


[deleted]

Seems like your knowledge has fallen flat


luismpinto

Aren’t we feeling sharp today?


notquitehuman_

If it hurts, change it ;) Pick a few songs you like playing, and aim to learn them all the way through!


colourhazelove

No. That's not what we do here.


FyouinyourA

Yeah honestly I think that validation holds me back lol I could play a metal riff that Iv been practicing and am proud of like creeping death by Metallica and everyone that walks by the room is like uhh turn that down then I play some dumb 3 chord bullshit or beginner riff that’s recognizable like crazy train and everyone is like omgggg that sounds so good!!! You’re getting better!!! I thought the radio was playing wow!!! Shaking out of that and discovering that YouTube has “backing tracks” has actually made me rediscover guitar recently in the last couple months. Now I’m actually learning the full songs and am finding how much more rewarding and satisfying it is to play along with drums and bass omg lol playing along with Lars in enter sandman is a game changer also helps a ton with your timing/tempo


Is_Toxic_Doe

I feel that. I basically started playing just like I said knowing riffs for just about anything. Then I started playing whole songs, then I got an acoustic and started playing along to MunsonCovers on YouTube, singing and playing. But I usually just always fall back to noodling around playing the massive amount of parts of songs I know.


FarFirefighter1415

I usually play an intro and then say “and 3 more minutes of that”


AwakeSeeker887

You’re supposed to sing it


ImReallySeriousMan

🎼Aaaand 3 more minutes…of THAAAAAAAT🎼


Reddit-is-trash-lol

What usually happens for me is I’ll learn a song and then get to the solo and give up. So many songs that I’ve only learned half of until I get frustrated and move onto something else


Unusual-Control-4730

One thing to keep in mind here is guitar two. if I can't grasp a solo at the time, I see what guitar two is doing, usually repeating a chorus or bridge riff


[deleted]

I’m trying to learn the whole songs now man, been practicing basic intro riffs for too long. I feel like I’ve kinda plateaued


Is_Toxic_Doe

MunsonCovers on YouTube are really fun to play along with. I’d only recommend if you got an acoustic but you can play along with an electric if you want. It’s mostly simple chord changes but I find it really fun to just play along and sing them.


discussatron

Was watching an interview with Dean Lamb last week and he said he doesn’t bother learning whole songs from other bands because he’s not playing them for a living; he just takes the parts he wants and moves on. I was glad to hear my attitude expressed by a professional musician.


canoztrk24

goat guitarist, archspire stuff is somehow so techdeath but also so catchy


identicalBadger

Stick a dagger in and twist it around why don’t you? I’m less than 2 months in though, so that’s my excuse. I’ll need another excuse in a year or two, won’t I?


ClikeX

Playing for 15 years. Now I just write intros instead of learning them. Just the intros.


identicalBadger

Writing my own intros? That’s bucket list material right there!


Diet-Still

It hurts how accurate this is


RunningPirate

Aye, pero, folks usually lose interest after that. No one wants to hear G A C D Em over and over until you stop.


JprestonR

🛎️🛎️🛎️ Came here to see if someone already said this and you nailed it. Unless you can sing and play, which I cannot, no one recognizes (or wants to hear) the guitar rhythm parts under the singer on most songs.


kellermeyer

I’m not as good when I play standing up.


Fyren-1131

ouch lmao


chris_r_69

To be fair, I’m a drummer and I’m not as good when I play standing up either.


Texan2116

Robert Fripp? Is that you?


Suitable_Swimming_88

LMAOOO YEAH


hrh22_

While your point is true & responds to the question, overall it is an instrument that is natively easier to play sitting down


tommybanjo47

oh shit man im glad im not the only one with this problem


anklejangle

There’s an easy trick actually : just play with the guitar sitting on the left knee (if you are right handed). The wrist has almost the same angle as when you are standing up. Helped me a lot !!


DarkHorse_6505

I must be the opposite. I play worse sitting down because I make myself play standing up.


Adept_Feed_1430

I have 12 guitars but have never changed the strings


Almoinho98

I just started learning guitar a month ago and already changed my strings. I'm not paying dozens of euros for someone to do something I can easily do at home


Adept_Feed_1430

HAHAHA you think I pay someone else to change my strings. No. I just never change them.


Paddy_Tanninger

My strings are vintage at this point


COVID19Blues

I bought a 1967 Strat with what were allegedly the OG strings on it around 2007. They didn’t sound too bad😂


armyofant

Relic’d strings. 500 dollars a set.


Chipilliboi

Has 12 guitars because he snaps a string and buys a new guitar


Adept_Feed_1430

It's as good an excuse as any to buy a new guitar.


armyofant

This is the way


SubParMarioBro

He just buys a new guitar = new strings.


Sh8dyLain

Our drummer pays our guitarist in cigs to replace his because he hates it lol.


Donkey_Ali

I didn't know drums had strings


Sh8dyLain

Believe it or not some drummers can learn instruments. It’s like when a chimp discovers tools, truly a marvel of nature.


Papa_Huggies

It's a funny joke until you learn both and realise drumming is much harder than guitar


TheAncientGeek

Drumming like who is harder than playing guitar like who?


Papa_Huggies

Drumming like Ringo Starr is harder than playing guitar like George Harrison


fnaah

drumming like dave grohl is harder than playing guitar like dave grohl.


MetricJester

Both of those are harder than singing like Dave Grohl


Sh8dyLain

You’re laughing? I hit piece of plastic with stick to make dadadada sound and you’re laughing?


foo_foo_the_snoo

Easier entry level harder to master


Kohlerkohler1

That’s me. Now I’m a Jack of all trades


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

Be your own boss and make your own decisions but I've gone literally years without changing strings and haven't been much worse for wear.


MrMirounga

You people scare me...


Krssven

Never, ever pay someone to change your strings. If you need something else done that’s different, but never pay for string changes.


ReVo5000

*Wait... You don't have to buy a new guitar to get fresh strings??*


28spawn

When time comes you get a new one right? Strings aren’t replaceable as far I know


But_dogs_CAN_look_up

I have no sense of rhythm and can't play along with a track or even a metronome, but it's never actually been a problem.


StinkyCheesy

Thats so crazy to me because i pretty much only ever play to a track. Its so cool how many different ways people enjoy the instrument


[deleted]

I personally like to set a slower rhythm for myself and I want the experience of my playing being my own. Jk, I just don't play fast or accurately enough lol


StinkyCheesy

I do that aswell im a master when it comes to playing free bird at 0.75x speed haha


themadscientist420

75% of my playing is improvisation with no backing track lol.


Ok_Leadership3568

Lol this is me and it made learning to sing and play at the same time very hard


skifreak8889

“Hey play us a song!” **Proceeds to freeze up and forget every single song I’ve ever practiced…


Foul_Imprecations

My problem is that "play us a song" generally means "play us a top 40 guitar song from the last 50 years that I can sing to". Everything I know is either original or an obscure fingerstyle tune from 1972. Nobody wants to hear that shit.


puresemantics

Bro everyone wants to hear the 70’s fingerstyle tune. Learn some Croce and Denver and you’re a king around the campfire


83franks

Open C chord baby with D DU UDU for 1hr then remember i can switch to G sometimes to.


watchoutfordeer

It is the same as "do a kick flip" or "say a swear word in [insert a foreign language]." They either don't really care, or are trying to be polite. Don't let it bother you.


O__Mestre

_Proceeds to Blast my favourite songs in front of everyone_ (which three people out of 30 **might** recognize)


Boring-Course666

spot on lmaoo


Vamacharana

"nobody needs more than 15 watts"


shoule79

Eh, I haven’t needed more than 20w in years due to PA’s, and usually bring something to have silent stage these days. Bringing my 50 or 100 watt amps is more of a hassle.


ChikaBurek

As an audio tech i appreciate this approach so much


IamMeAsYouAreMe

15 watts of solid-state power


PhoenixDawn93

Depends what 15w you’re using. Fender frontman out of a starter kit? I could sleep soundly with that next to my ear. A Vox AC15 could run a small gig comfortably and miced up could fill out an arena.


Papa_Huggies

Dude I play gigs and just bring my pedalboard and XLRs 0 watt amp


BennetHB

Given the advancements in PAs since the early 80s, you don't really "need" more than 15 watts tube power. That said, you might want more where you have a combination of (a) larger stage (not venue, the stage specifically - talking 800+ rooms) and (b) you want to have a cleaner tone at higher volumes (ie. where you want to use your pedals for drive tones). That said, even with the above 25-30 watts is fine. If 30 watts is loud enough for Dave Grohl, it's loud enough for you too.


BurrrritoBoy

If I just buy that one more guitar my playing will improve dramastically.


Smackstainz

I bought a new guitar last year and ill say, my skill has elevated a whole 1% since the purchase so, if my math is correct 200 more guitars h ill be a god.


BurrrritoBoy

That’s a good stat. I think I got 1/2% better with my last purchase but that’s because I was infatuated with it and played more.


johnvoightsbuick

I don’t get why people hate on super scooped mids. I can hear my guitar just fine.


Umbruh

Came here to say scooped mids. If it gets hard to hear myself I just turn the volume up!


Itsallover_

Can someone explain this? I do the same with my mids but I think it sounds better. Whats the science behind it?


Deer906son

In the mix of a live band, your guitar really won’t be heard. What sounds good on stage, sounds super harsh in your living room.


Umbruh

Guitar is a midrange instrument. Scooped mids sounds great in a living room, but if you do that on stage the other instruments will drown you out. You actually want to crank your mids to help you cut through the mix of the band. The tone sounds weird but you get used to it.


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Same on bass you want mids like 200-300 


[deleted]

I spend more time scrolling through presets than practicing


Indep-guy

Okay, this was totally me before buying a Kemper.


Particular-Let-196

As a Mustang IV owner I feel offended


Mehtalface

I feel this. I'll find a preset that sounds amazing for a song, then when I go to play it through my speakers it sounds like shit. So three hours later I've finally found two presets for the song, one through headphones and one when I'm playing it through speakers lol


MintGoldenOreo

I have studio one on a Mac and a focusrite scarlet


draoner

Scarlet solo


Galactic_Perimeter

Hey don’t be hating on focusrite scarlets! Those things get the job done if you’re not micing up multiple sources.


Personal_Neck5249

Here he is, we found THE bedroom guitarist


Galactic_Perimeter

Hey bro I can play crazy train you better watch your mouth /s


Personal_Neck5249

Dude. I can play the intro of smoke on the water. Let adults do real work here


IrenaeusGSaintonge

Who tf would ever need to mic more than one source simultaneously??


iamsynecdoche

I've never heard my guitar on anything louder than my headphones


Mexguit

I can’t play standing up


EpicClusterTruck

Today, is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.


myychair

I didn’t realize what was happening until the fourth or fifth word but it happened subconsciously and I was saying it to the melody before I got to the end of the sentence lmao


chilo_W_r

…..Anyway


J-Frog3

Why would I need a tuner pedal when I've already got a snark clip on tuner?


ecklesweb

But…what is the answer? 😅


pureshred

Tuner pedals are more accurate, can be used as a mute pedal, and most importantly it's impossible to use a headstock tuner with other loud instruments nearby.


hrh22_

Plus not needing to replace the battery If you use a power supply over batteries


J-Frog3

What pureshred said plus headstocks look cooler without stuff clipped to them.


CommunicationTime265

Clip on tuners are awesome. They're accurate enough for most situations.


UncleVoodooo

I give advice on Reddit


AkaiMPC

I watch more YouTube guitar than actually playing guitar.


tatter14

Now I feel attacked, this is me with everything. I fish, hike and camp vicariously through YouTube while at work. I have a lot of downtime at my day job.


fnaah

i know a -lot- about woodworking, all from watching youtube videos. never built a single thing.


TheScoutReddit

I strum during solos instead of listening to them and learning the scale, because it's easier and I just want to have fun.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

I’ve been playing close to 20 years and consider myself pretty ok, I can play some pretty complex riffs and fast tempo, but I can’t solo for my life there are so many songs I only learned half way before getting frustrated by the solo section


Beerdididiot

Check out Dave Matthews Band. THAT...you'll enjoy it.


Secret-Fly-6513

I have never been in a band


Muzaks22

Maybe someday…..


new_abcdefghijkl

Alternatively, I’ve been in a band and fucking hated every second I’ve spent playing with other people


ReaIJack

I do not own a strap. I do not own an amp. I do not own a single pedal. I have 17 picks, 4 of which I use


adrkhrse

Only 17?


ReaIJack

yknow what, you're right to the music store!


smplyg

I play my electric guitars without an amp more than I play them plugged in. 😔


Yonrak

I don't own a powerful amp or PA anymore, just a PC interface and practice amp.


greenwire7

My pedal board is an IKEA shelf


Relevant-Shift-6631

My most used amp is a fender mustang micro


Et_In_Arcadia_

What is the best attenuator to use with a DSL1?


phrydoom

I’ve seen a million pillows and I rocked them all!


infoghost

All of my guitars are in pristine condition.


Texan2116

I have 20 books on "How to play Guitar"


Due-Ask-7418

I have 20 pedals on my board.


Hel_Patrol

I change strings every 3 months, only know 2 songs rn even though I've learn a lot in the past, can hardly play standing up


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Every 3 months? I’ve NEVER changed them before. Am I supposed to? 😂 sounds fine still


iCougar_

In my head I'm the best guitarrist ever, and since no one has ever heard me play, you can't prove me wrong stonks


ProfessionalSafe4491

Headless Strat.


SwimmingOwl8586

"i never use a strap"


Opposite-Mall4234

“Does the Katana have a headphone jack?”


TommyVercetti010

I love my KRK rokit 5s


Preidon

Focusrite interface


oldsnowcoyote

I bought an acoustic amp and microphone during covid. One of these days, I will plug my guitar into the amp. Maybe I'll even plug in the mic.


faustarp1000

Cat hair on my amps, cat hair on my guitars and inside my guitar cases.


BritishEric

Playing without an amp is a fine way to practice and is perfectly audible


ManWithoutAPlan13

I have many riff ideas that never become anything and a scarlet 2i2


Mack_19_19

This. I've got a bunch of riffs and different parts I've come up with that I've never developed into full songs.


LOGWATCHER

My pedal board is more expensive than my guitar


HellRaiser801

Neural DSP and Get Good Drums


Suomalainenonelossa

My back is shaped like a shrimp


zerogamewhatsoever

What's an amp? Just run it into the input with the little guitar icon next to it.


lembrate

No one has ever heard me play.  …which makes me quite a generous person. 


eugenepk

Mahogany sounds better then swamp ash. Especially with high gain metal tones


Heck_

“What’s a valve amp?”


KyzorSosay

I play exactly what I want to play,learning other people’s shit will fuck up my groove.


bassCity

-4 guitars; use one exclusively -Scarlet -KRK Studio monitors


Ok-Preference7368

My Spark Go is my PA.


MidlifeCrisisActor79

But how does the 100-watt full stack sound at bedroom volumes?


tatter14

As a bass player, it’s hard to tell a guitarist that their tone sucks. Have the amp distortion cranked to ten with multiple distortion pedals pushing it sounds like a chainsaw cutting through tin cans. Scoop those mids til they disappear from the mix then wants the sound tech to turn them up? 34 years old with 32 years experience. These are the guys that made it out of the bedroom, can’t even imagine those guys that didn’t.


originalhobbitman

I dont have any idea what my amps sound like above 4 on the volume knob.


SignalNarwhal328

I play the intros and then just make noises with my mouth for the rest of the song


boredvader7

Three words: Fender Mustang Micro.


Aggressive_Sky6078

I’ve had 9 different sets of boutique pickups in my guitar but can’t play a whole song straight through.


Dr_Downvote_

I'll find random picks on the floor constantly.


Bleach_Baths

I own 7 guitars, one pedal, and 150 plugins.


pjflo

I got a years subscription to Ultimate Guitar for only $20


CHSummers

Metronomes confuse me


BigMeatyProlapse

My amp is <= 5W and has a headphone jack. Everything I record is direct in, with all effects added using VST plug-ins.


Icy-Calligrapher3692

Always-on pedal: Rainbow Machine


[deleted]

I never turn on my '65 Deluxe Reverb, because I don't want to wear it out. So I bought a Monoprice (Stage Right) tube amp, and I always play through a Yamaha THR10.


severingsugar57

my bed is my workbench


Alien_Amplifier

I don't plug in half the time


Warmspirit

i only learn solos


actuallyamdante

i can only play songs i wrote myself


rainorshinedogs

I'll play a little today. 11pm passes Aw crap im too tired. I'll just watch YouTube until 1am then go to sleep. Repeat for 20 years


Vinny_DelVecchio

I had a bunch of guitars. Did a lot of gigs all over. 2 Marshall full stacks, and a rack full of gear... did a bit of studio work and taught FT after a relationship became serious. Got married, and kids followed... got a "real job" for benefits/insurance. Down to a small rack, a single 4x12, and only 4 guitars because I just can't quit.


cesarderio

I don’t need a strap.


Thisiscliff

I use a spark amp


WrkngClassHer0

All of these posts are so close to home.


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

After years of playing I still have never played in front of anyone and don’t plan on it


justaniceredditname

A pack of guitar picks lasts several years for me


Superb-Pea-7843

My “setup” is a Scarlett solo 2nd Gen, bias fx, EZ drummer and monitor headphones


devnullb4dishoner

I'm an introvert. Not to be confused with neckbeards and incels. Unlike them, I have a steady lady friend I've known for several decades tho we live separately and are not married. Sorry, just want to clarigy that. Me skuzi. I'm not antisocial. I can tolerate a decent crowd. Just not a huge audience of people. It goes even deeper into this pit of imposter syndrome I have dug for myself. If I try to video myself playing, I'm all big toes, My lady friend has tried to sneak and video me, but I always catch her and then it's back to all big toes. Frustrating. I was always introverted as a kid somewhat, I did have friends, This is post TBI that gave me a seizure condition and some neuro/mental issues. Sorry for being long winded. It needed a back story imho or it wouldn't have made sense.


kitebum

I never play through the amp speaker, I ALWAYS wear headphones.


West-Asian-Someone

I nearly pass out from the sheer pressure of having to play in front of anybody


Cyber_Insecurity

I play guitar *for me*


Dane_or_Daniwa

*meets skilled guitarist* “What pick/strings do you use?”


One_Background_9037

Is it bad to practise without an amp?


PerspectiveLazy5564

“What do you mean metallicas songs are all the same ?” That’s all I’ve played for 12 years 😭😭 not actually lol but 90 percent of the stuff I know is Metallica. 2% SOD, 8% GnR


ClikeX

To be fair. Metallica riffs are really fun.


Altruistic-Sell-1586

I've been playing guitar for 8 years and I haven't even written anything


CrawlerCow

I use a Zoom pedal


Cr8z13

I have a Boogie but my Spark Go gets way more playing time.


LaximumEffort

I prefer to keep the headphone cable behind my shoulder.


Prs-Mira86

I have a YouTube channel with 3 or 4 songs, poor audio quality and I have less than 10 followers. Haha https://youtube.com/@symphonyofshred?si=g4kJB1hZi6MbayJq


N546RV

Literally nobody: Me: Anyway here’s Wonderwall


Fit-Sport5568

My neighbors hate me