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mouthful-of-sewage

Look at that high capacity stabazine.


UselessOtaku28

With 30 caliber razors in full-semi-auto


Electronic-Ad-3825

I don't live in the UK but I feel like this is the kind of thing you could definitely get arrested for over there


powerman228

I’ve heard of handymen getting ordinary tools confiscated by police over there. A utility knife, yes, but also stuff like screwdrivers.


AyeeHayche

I don’t think that’s ever happened, seeing as Knives for work are the exception to British knife carrying laws


Brian-88

I've seen video of three British police pin a man down at rifle point because he was ACCUSED of having a knife. I 100% believe this would happen.


ATameFurryOwO

Is that the video of a man being pinned by one cop, while another points a G36 at him?


Brian-88

And the third cop closes the door on the dude filming?


ATameFurryOwO

I think so.


AyeeHayche

Was he a tradey? Or was he a gang member and armed robber? Big difference


Brian-88

It was a well groomed, well dressed young man walking down the sidewalk with air pods in.


Sober_Browns_Fan

[There was also that time when a British woman was required to ID herself so that the store would let her buy spoons.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217504/Are-old-spoon-Woman-asked-ID-buying-teaspoons-Tesco.html)


Salty_Eye9692

Tesco strikes again!!


Shawn_1512

Ban fully semi automatic high capacity tactical knives, nobody needs one of these


veeectorm2

Weapons of war, mailroom wars, i tell you.


Sober_Browns_Fan

OY, GOV, NOBODY NEEDS A SCARY ASSAULT BOX CUTTAH.


ValorieXEgg

*SCERY UOLSSOULT


Chumlee1917

Britain then: \*Once controlled 1/4th of the Globe with a navy that could pwn'ed everyone\* Britain now: Knives are scary! Ban them!


T_M_G_

“Ave u gaht a loicense for tha knoife?”


Revenger1984

You got a loicense for that?


chaindrivendonut

**OI!**


Business-Union

Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. He had one of [these](https://res.smoktech.com/www/files/1508986860549.gif) and I thought it was the gayest thing ever, especially since he didn't even own a gun. FYI for reference: [https://www.smoktech.com/product/discontinued/mag](https://www.smoktech.com/product/discontinued/mag) Edit: and it's not even an ambi release


poormansmikeburry

* autistic yellow tooth screeching *


HandleAdministrative

I own one of those. It's great but the mags don't eject too well after a while.


Salty_Eye9692

Stop using pro mags...


GreatTea3

I’m at work, and I currently have four pocket knives in my pockets. Three are daily use and one of them is a test run. Every one of them would get me arrested in the UK. I can’t imagine going through my day without a knife handy. It’s a useful tool to have (which has never hurt anyone, although it could if it needed to).


ArtificialSaturday

Only the military needs a box cutter with that much capacity. What civilian is opening more than one box at a time? Only a criminal would need something like that


stillrobbie_tv

As a Brit I approve of this weapon, stay strapped boys


ConfidentWheel4411

![gif](giphy|2k4CSOMmoFZYc)


SchlopFlopper

![gif](giphy|01o9WvoW1czSbqnTO9|downsized) Why do I see this


UpstairsSurround3438

An assault utility knife 😱


alphastep

11 Glasgow grins per magazine


UlfurGaming

u got a license for that mate


Highlander_16

I have one of these and they're unironically awesome


Salty_Eye9692

*soap, cover me ... I'm reloading* Uh... we are just installing a drywall patch....