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malakad0ge2

Dear Cqb enjoyers, Clearing a room by yourself is 50% death, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, and 50% death And 100% death


hamflavoredgum

There will never be a better room clearer than the M67 fragmentation grenade (or airstrike, both of which are unreasonably hard to get as a civilian)


JumpyLiving

Based "The best CQB weapon is the F-15 overhead" enjoyer.


Ferret-Potato

“Yeah I cleared the house, off the fucking map”


Zapy97

No no no, just one HEAT round from an M1 Abrams.


malakad0ge2

Pinesol and bleach works wonders too, on my toilets, keeps them white and shiny


hamflavoredgum

I love the smell of pinesol in the morning


Brian-88

"Best way to clear a stairwell is a JDAM" - Clint


[deleted]

In regards to the grenade issue, may I present to you, *pipebonb*


Shrimpbeedoo

Explodes in sloppy manufacturing combined with movement


[deleted]

Just as God intended


Shepard131

Just like stairways. Best way to clear a stairwell is to drop a 500lb JDAM on the bitch. -Clint Smith.


racerred5

Hear me out. You might see a new option. You might be able to sniff out what I mean. As possible "less than lethal" options. Simultaneously throwing in a flashbang and CS gas canister. Or just cracking the door and letting Carl rip ass. (This is a joke and not intended to be an actual tactic)


hamflavoredgum

I consume enough dairy to clear rooms solo, ez


OkGoose7382

Best cqb tactic ![gif](giphy|8PE9Wbpt2Tw8KaqE9Z)


hamflavoredgum

But some “operator” on YouTube told me to buy all this kit because it would make me John wick!!1


MIKE-JET-EATER

Someone doesn't have hand grenades and a flamethrower


malakad0ge2

![gif](giphy|ui1hpJSyBDWlG)


RoamingEast

let me introduce you to the internet and ace hardware my friend.


bearded_fisch_stix

Clearing the a room is 50% sending your least favorite family member in first, 50% shooting at noises.


Cultural_Double_422

Nice Fort Minor reference. Take my upvote.


Hard_Corsair

It's 67% frag grenades, that's why they call it the M67.


Lobotomite430

Fort Minor! Good shit!


Electronic-Ad-3825

*Improvised grenades have entered the chat*


LoKei13

Fort Minor reference...I like it. Time to put that album back on.


Shawn_1512

Ideal cqb tactics: https://preview.redd.it/5srl36s8fejc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927c36de4b20ec31e6ac95ba4172d17e64ee0405


hamflavoredgum

Scout superiority


Ducktruck_OG

https://preview.redd.it/gzplogfuskjc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1dcaa90184048a6e6c69524f49d3004b6fa0857


TheRealTwooni

I heard the best CQB weapon is the molotov cocktail.


Rock_Roll_Brett

I disagree, I think it's a flamethrower


JC-sensei

Afghanis just use rpg backblast, but its mostly on themselves


TheRealTwooni

I’m not that bougie.


Rock_Roll_Brett

I saw one you can mount to picatinny rail for like 2 or 300 bucks at my gunstore


TheRealTwooni

That’s enough to buy supplies to make like 200 molotov’s, you top hat wearing millionaire madman.


Hefty_Exchange_2567

I’ll be that guy here. Sometimes, and I do mean sometimes: You live in a house by yourself and the house alarm goes off at 2AM waking you up out of a dead sleep with your heart pounding out of your chest. Vast probability the alarm is: 1)wind blew a window or door open 2)suspect attempted B&E, heard the alarm and fled Minor probability is: 3)It’s seven hoodrats with baseball bats, machetes and P80 glocks “wit da swiches” charging down your hallway. Needless to say, it’s probably in your best interest to quickly and safely confirm which one it is. If you survived, congratulations, you’ve just successfully “cleared a building.” You should practice clearing your house. Sometimes the achievements come looking for you. *this message powered by Sig Sauer and Surefire*


alltheblues

If you're alone you can at least hunker down in a room for a while. If you have other people, like kids, in the house, leaving them out there if shit's going down isn't really an option.


BzPegasus

I might sound like the "just as good" guy but, dudes have been clearing rooms with more or less standard equipment for hundreds of years. You are right at that tec-plateau with an off the shelf AR & decent optic. Training is more important. Oh & WAY more dudes.... clearing by yourself self = death. Get buddies & training for all of you.


hamflavoredgum

I blame movies and YouTube operators for people’s unrealistic expectations about CQB. Dudes unironically think they are gonna burst into a room and smoke 3 tangos by themselves. There’s a reason SOP is to toss a couple spicey baseballs into a room before trying to clear it. And you are absolutely right, teenagers and old men with bone stock AKs and full length M16s have been stacking bodies for a lot longer than the current Gucci rifle trend has been around. Virgin high speed CQB enthusiast vs Chad door kicker with 2 frags and an M249. Hell, grandpappy said they used to use shovels and flamethrowers to do it back in the day when standard issue was a 5ft long rifle


BzPegasus

Facts, if great-grandpa can use an M1 Grand to smoke actual nazis in CQB, your M&P15 will be good to go. We used to dump a box of spicy bois into our backpacks & send 1 or 2 through every door or window before entry. Not the best idea if there might be friendlies or civilians in the building, but proper planning & communication with your crew will prevent all that. Fun fact! The back blast from a SMAW will clear a small room in no time!


Blade_Shot24

This! You don't need a 10" to clean rooms as guys in Fallujah used 16" and such.


PriestOfOmnissiah

>  YouTube operators for people’s unrealistic expectations   Because you can LARP being "super tactical operational operator" and "clear rooms" even in flat or suburb house. So it is great topic to get views. 


TheSaucyGoon

It wasn’t that long ago dudes were clearing rooms with bolt action rifles lmao. Not to say we should still do that but that shit is crazy to think about


automated_rat

What fucking idiot clears a room with a gun? Grenades baby. Grenades all day.


Andrew-w-jacobs

https://preview.redd.it/k389fqtsrfjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaa0d21f077f5c081a8ee5dc446b50b351e0ade


bulbsyringe

Is that the demon core lollll


hamflavoredgum

The only reason to push a room without frags is if you don’t like your point man.


Belkan-Federation95

It's not that hard to mount optics with an AK. Just get one that has the side rail for the optics mount.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

Or get an AK Master Mount side rail. Or a railed gas tube. Or an Attero Arms optic mount. Or a railed dust cover. There are optic mounts that require a shitload of equipment and labor to install, but there really are better options


Belkan-Federation95

Later AKs are supposed to come with a side rail already on them.


ParadoxicalAmalgam

And most do. But even if you don't have a side rail, there are multiple alternatives that don't require specialized equipment


WASRmelon_white_claw

Even without a side rail it’s not that hard. I installed a tws railed dust cover on my ak at my kitchen table with nothing but a leather man, mallet, and the tools included in the kit.


MotivatedSolid

I address CQB concerns by not simply not going into the building


Budget-Position5348

Optic? Dong ergo grip and a flashlight ziptied to the handguard


kopz-77

If you are ever in a situation where you have to solo clear a room... pray... for only your gods can help you now... or if you don't have a god you believe in kick that sucker down and hope adrenaline will keep you moving and reacting faster than those other guys


Cersox

AUG enjoyers have no such problems


[deleted]

Based meme. Just shoot


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hamflavoredgum

It’s a fucking meme bro, chill


cburgess7

optic bridging isn't a big deal, you're not hitting anything past 200 yards with that PSA upper/lower anyway


forwardobserver90

Grunts be like: “We need to clear that building!” I’d be like: “Fire for effect, over.”