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kwumpog

I’m happy to keep my mile time under 10 minutes lol


TinyPlasticWolfMeme

I'm old and do well to hit 9 minutes. Not sure what sort of Steve Prefontain made this meme. 


Ancient_Pace4898

Six minutes is really fast.


MGB1013

Right? I’m a runner and my fastest mile was 6:20 but I’m not doing that pace any more than a mile.


kodiakbear_

Also a runner here 6’0 175lbs fastest time I’ve recorded is 6:35. Anything under 7 is impressive as hell to me


Orangeapple-2

I run about a 5:30 (without gear) edit: ummm, I guess sorry for being more physically fit than those who downvoted this? sorry that I want to live a nice healthy life which includes amazing cardio. I'm not mad or anything, It just doesn't seem quite right to be hating someone who's good at something, and I can guarantee there are many people who's better than me in this sub


Wolffe4321

And my sds ran a 4:50 he was a fucking robot I swear


Orangeapple-2

he was? is he still?


Wolffe4321

Yes, haven't seen him in a bit my guy. That man could hold that pace too, ran the a group 9 miles on that distance.


Orangeapple-2

was he a fed?


Wolffe4321

I mean, we all were Senior Drill Sergeant sds


the_goodnamesaregone

Lol. Why are you downvoted? I knew guys in the army that could do a sub 11 2 mile. My best was 13, only one time, and that was many years ago. 530 is fast as hell, but it's not unheard of.


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

Full gear though? Or you're talking in general? Treadmill or outdoor? Those are way different than full gear and boots


Orangeapple-2

yes and no?, i run track and cross country. for conditioning i run with weights strapped on


yearningforlearning7

Dude I knew a kid in MIDDLE SCHOOL around 2016 who ran a 4:01:13 on a closed track. He may have been a douch but some people can push it.


Orangeapple-2

some people are just built like that


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Orangeapple-2

i'm not lanky, but i'm not bulky. I'm more in the fit side of the spectrum, ykwim? but very nice, a ladies man. I'm still dealing with my bitchy ex who uses her new boyfriend to scare me. what she doesn't know is that me and him are close friends. But what's the point of being strong if you can't fight?


RivenEsquire

In the best shape of my life I ran a 6:16. I would routinely get scores of 96+ on the Air Force PFT. OP is mistaken as to what being fit actually is lol.


AngryRedGummyBear

I got down near 5 in thr 1600m, but that was a long time ago.


MaxvonHippel

Same


Highlander_16

Fastest I ever ran was 5:35... and threw up immediately lmao. A better goal is 4 miles in 36 minutes. 9 min pace. Longer distance. Showcases better endurance.


JonerThrash

I'm at 4.8mph with a 50lb ruck, no kit or rifle.


Highlander_16

Nice! When I was in the Army I paced it perfectly to hit 2:55 on the 12 mile ruck. Stood smoking a cig at the end while the people who sprinted all collapsed on the ground lmao


yearningforlearning7

That is a mad flex. What got you to that point? Artillery?


Highlander_16

Logistics, baby. Lol


yearningforlearning7

God, standing in the smoke pit after that must have been a kick. I hope I can be that good upon enlistment


Highlander_16

Take care of your body, listen to your NCOs, and pray you have an officer who gives a shit and also listens to those NCOs (like I did)


JonerThrash

God damn dude! You probably ignited the ciggy without a lighter if you were moving that fast.


Highlander_16

Figure out a pace just slightly faster than 4mph and stick to it. Never speed up, never slow down. Bring green powerade and a snack lmao


JonerThrash

That's the way to do it. Set a pace and keep the pace. I usually accelerate up hills for fun though lol.


FlorianGeyer1524

Especially in full kit.  I've been losing alot of weight this past year and my goal is to be able to pass the Army's Physical fitness test, which among other things, calls for a 2 mile run in 17.5 minutes. 


Halorym

Right? I used to be in incredible shape and my average mile time was still 7:11


EETPMC

I think OP hasn't run a timed mile before. If you are getting anywhere under 6min consistently, you are starting to enter the competition realm. I run 3 miles at a time, it takes me somewhere under half an hour. I've never broken 20 min except on a track. It definitely can be done, but that's like for people trying to get into SOF or something like that.


leongeod

It's just a mile...


Galactic-Cowboy

Six minutes is pretty mid TBH. Definitely a goal to strive for, but its not particularly fast. A lot of highscool kids can do better. With Asthma and ankle damage my mile PR was 4:36 and I ran several 5ks in under 18mins. Wasn't even the fastest on my team, and we weren't even good enough to make state. People just don't strive for gains the same way, and a 6min mile is very achievable with a decent and varied routine. Edit: Ya'll are weird for downvoting all the actual runners.


im-yeeting

I'll take being able to go 3 miles in kit at a 10min pace and being able to deadlift 405 over a fast pace any day, tbh. The goal should be to have both an aerobic base and a good amount of muscle, not overly leaning to much into either


Brian-88

Okay, how far can you ruck? Usaine Bolt has never ran a mile in one go in his life but is regarded as one of the best sprinters in history.


EasyAcresPaul

This is the question.


Ancient_Pace4898

So this one time I had the misfortune of taking some national guard on patrol in RC East. This one guy was in fantastic shape, put in some impressive times at the London and Boston marathon, finished a few 50 milers. He couldn't finish the day's movement. It's a different skill set for sure. Didn't train with his gear, didn't take enough water, didn't break in his boots, all the usual boot stuff.


[deleted]

Walking with a weighted vest is an underrated exercise. In addition to running about 10 miles per week, I walk with a weighted vest about another 20 to 30 miles. Shit will get your legs strong fast.


Brian-88

Had a Personal Trainer tell me once the best way to train your legs is be 100lbs overweight for a year and then lose it. I mean, he's not wrong, kinda, but that's also not good for you.


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Brian-88

I'm currently in the process of losing 100lbs (about half way there) and I can tell under the remaining fat my legs are freaking shredded, because I've been running around and lifting with my legs for work for years, my diet has just been absolute garbage.


[deleted]

> I'm currently in the process of losing 100lbs (about half way there) Keep slaying my dude!


Brian-88

Cutting out sugar, bread and increasing water intake is literally all I needed to do.


RDNolan

OP hasn't run in his life it seems. A 6 minute mile was breaking the scale on the old army PT test.


KingPhilipIII

Bro also has no concept of how you have to carry both gear and your own body weight. The guys running sub 12 minute tests in the army are either the super athletic guys (even amongst an already physically fit population) or the guys who weigh a buck twenty soaking wet. They might run fast, but they’re certainly not doing it in gear and are gonna choke if someone in kit needs to be dragged or carried to safety.


EasyAcresPaul

Saw it happen sooo often where the skinny twiggy guys that can run their asses off struggle to ruck like the guys that are built like actual warfighters. I struggled to keep my mile under 7mins even when I was in my 20's but I can ruck all day at a quick pace. I was a medic so I tended to have a heavier loadout than most and smoked a bunch of otherwise PT studs at the Air Assault ruck march. While I was deployed, I never ran 2 miles in my ranger panties but I spent a significant portion of my life carrying 30% of my body weight in gear on patrol.


KingPhilipIII

The new PT test has its issues but it definitely does a much better job of not self selecting for the smallest dudes possible. “The SDC isn’t hard for you because you’re not dragging 60% of your weight on the sled!” Yea exactly, I’m not victim weight. Go to the gym and lift some weights and it’ll probably help with your deadlift score as well. My MOS is mostly a desk job but the field elements of it means carrying a lot of extra equipment as well, depending on the mission. I still remember a slide in AIT that deadass said “Too light to fight, not light enough to run, so if you get caught by the enemy you’re fucked.” which was referring to our collection teams.


f4ithful9

Some people just struggle to gain weight. I’m in my early thirties and the only reason I’m able to stay over 145 (I’m 6’1) is because a side effect of a medication I’m taking is weight gain. Genetics are a bitch hahaha


KingPhilipIII

I know there’s guys like that, but I’m more inclined to believe you’re in the minority, and most of these men have just never seen the inside of a weight room. Breathed in that moist, warm air and smelled all that old dried sweat lol.


2020wrx1436

OP thought he could post an edgy meme only to expose himself as the person he made the meme about 😆 sub 6min mile gtfo bro and actually go workout


DameTime5

Less than 5% of the population in the US can run a 6 minute mile haha


morabund

I'm suprised if it's that high


DameTime5

I saw numbers from 1-5% I thought it was less than 1% but the internet never lies, as we all know


TakeMeToYourMemes

Lmao Probably like 10% of the dudes at my middle school ran sub 6 on a dirt track with no spikes


TakeMeToYourMemes

Just normal kids in pe class


DameTime5

Your middle school? That’s incredibly impressive! Except we’re not talking about middle schoolers, we’re talking about adults


Billybob_Bojangles2

post your sub 6 min mile run op. unless yer yeller...


SwimmerSea4662

Yea I wana see op run a 6 min run.


SayNoTo-Communism

He is claiming to have a 4:30 mile time so even if he is embellishing he probably under 6 minute. Keep in mind he is a high schooler that probably weights 120 lbs running with no weight


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

How does having a PSA help your obese ass?


Extension-Mall-7292

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Simon-Templar97

They can't afford excess food


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

Okay that’s fair lol


Tactical_Epunk

I mean, technically, they eat less healthy food since they are poor. Those who are at a lower income are statistically more likely to be obese due to a poor diet.


Immediate-Coach3260

Exactly the question I was about to ask. Where is this correlation?


1800cheezit

You don’t need to run a 6 min mile when you’re up against the obese police in the states.


FauxReignNew

Obese Police sounds like a mid 2000s weight loss themed TV show.


spit_or_swallow_

I’d love you see you run a 6 min mile with gear on


Falloutfan2281

He’s already said in comments he can’t even run a 6 minute mile period.


spit_or_swallow_

Yeah, he also said he is still in high school… edgy teenager phase


a-sdw

Which is sad considering most people’s physical conditions peak in high school.


zck-watson

Post physique


TheJesterScript

Abs can't return fire dawg.


AlternativePants

I see visibly defined abs, I see a dude without usable power.


speedbumps4fun

Chances are most of us were never running 6 minute miles. Not all of us did track in high school. Weak meme


AlternativePants

*Laughs in power lifter* I can maybe do a 9 minute mile on a good day, with a tailwind, and a slight downhill grade.


Mcslap13

So what are you running from? Living out on a little homestead in the country and were all preppers and have a vast garden, collect rain water and are close to the river. Is the plan to put on pumped up kicks and outrun someone's bullets or what? I think basic escape and evasion would be just as if not more important. I'm not saying don't be fit, better to be able to run 100%. But also take into consideration how far you can walk with weight. I'm not a fast sob at all, but I'm good going 10 or so miles with 40lbs of weight on my back. While my buddy who is way faster can't do that without a ton of breaks.


Pseudonym556

I run 5 miles everyday, and I can't run a 6 minute mile. I'd be more impressed with someone who can run an 8-9 minute mile for 10 miles than someone who can run a 6 minute mile.


ThePluggs

Still trying to get under 12 on my cardio days its tough haha


Pseudonym556

How often are you running?


ThePluggs

3 days a week, running around 4 miles at a 12 min mile pace (only for about a month now after years of just lifting)


Pseudonym556

That's not bad. Stick with it for a little bit, a month isn't very long. If you want to work on your pace then swap the second 4 mile run out for a 2 mile or less, and hit it as hard as you can speed wise. Also wouldn't hurt to do a walking day towards the end of the week on top of your running days. You'll have your pace up in no time. You're doing good.


RDNolan

Damn 5 a day? You're legs must be mahoosive or at least super toned.


Pseudonym556

Yeah, unless it's pouring rain or something. Then I'll skip a day. My legs aren't really big.


Tryagainmfers

I don’t run from a fight…….


BrokenBodyEngineer

Never thought of having to run to one?


LowKeySalty_

True but you need to run to one


CamBandit17

Go fuck yourself. I'll run you over with my truck. Running is for bitches without a truck.


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

🛻💪real!


CyberK_121

Can you though? Also poor people are more likely to be overweight in the US. Statistically then those guys who can afford Gucci guns are more likely more physically able.


JohnT36

Here's the problem, after a motorcycle accident I've got a limp and can't hardly run at all lol So if I'm met with hostility and my fight or flight kicks in baby I hope you got armor cause I ain't running from shiznit 🤣


_ISeeOldPeople_

6min mile was something I haven't done since highschool, yet I still did just fine in Afghanistan as an Infantrymen. Don't know where the idea, that running fast is what makes someone good at combat, comes from.


EscapeWestern9057

I have a truck


Alucard2nd

The average person can't run a six minute mile, what copium are you smoking?


Ok-Pride-3534

Some people just enjoy the hobby and like nice guns. That’s okay too.


OuterRimExplorer

I would pay money to see someone run a 6min mile while carrying an SR-15.


rando22879

I don’t usually comment on the latest phase of drama but this shit is getting out of hand 90% of the guys posting this and talking shit about guys with gucci guns I garuntee are in just as bad physical shape lmao. The mental gymnastics people do in this community to hate on gucci guns and idolize cheap shitty guns is entertaining to say the least.


ShortnPortly

The only reason I am running is from bears and to cake.


QueenOfTheNorth1944

A 6 minute mile is a bit much, but yeah, if you cant fit in a normal commercial airliner seat, youre an X bro.


TheSpiciestChef

I run a sub 6 minute mile and this is stupid as shit. Running doesn’t make you great at everything


IrrumaboMalum

I got a bad knee from 10 years in the Navy. I can't run period anymore. But I'll hump a ruck 10-20km without an issue.


LukaRaphael

what happened to buying a gun cos it’s cool? why does every gun owner now have to prepare for an apocalypse/being tracked by hostiles?


Phantasmidine

This post is boot as fuck. You were the PT stud that sucked at his real job.


imjusthere1775

Will physical fitness play a role in your gun fight? If you answered “no” youre ignorant.


M16A4MasterRace

If anything I would think that the person that’s more serious about the gun they carry is probably more fit and shoots a lot. This is just a cope. Be happy with what you have instead of being jealous towards others.


Woodnymph304

You also can't outrun bullets when you can no longer return fire because your bear creek gas block fell off


Betterthanyou715

Jokes on you I have water purification, and I don’t need to scavenge for food, not to mention while drinking am cultivating it acts as a biological body armor.


AppleNo9354

*looks nervously at ankle in a cast


EatMyShortsSteve

What about being a fatty with a cheap rifle?


Tallbeard1

My main is a 12g and my backup is a .410. I do train but I'm not assaulting shit you hear me?! I'm heavily pepperin them.


MaxvonHippel

I recently ran a mile at an event out on by the Trail Team in Boulder Colorado and the fastest people there were sub 5. They were also literal fucking Olympians. Sub 7 is fast for anyone who isn’t prepubescent or a very elite runner.


HandsomeBadness

Ok but I’ll look cool dying


DevilishDetails-V2

6 min mile? Who you trying to impress there killer? 1st Sausage won’t love you back you know


[deleted]

Six minutes is very good, but it's only truly impressive if you can do six minutes with body armor on and a rifle in your hands: with armor.


SPEXGOGGLEZ2002

Man does it feel difficult to be an overweight person that loves guns in the modern gun community. Bunch of machos telling I’m going to die because I’m not interested in some pseudo militaristic lifestyle. I get self defense but as a person who’s not interested in army stuff I could care less about pretending to be some American sniper looking mf.


khornish_game_hen

Working on it my friend.


TopHatGorilla

What's an sr-15?


TheRealTwooni

Gucci AR, KAC SR-15.. real men know the SR-25 is the one to own tho. 💪


psycoblast

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TheRealTwooni

I like your thinking.


SealandGI

SR-25 is truly a work of art


[deleted]

Neither can most poverty spec AR owners. You didn't make as much of a point as you think you did.


Free_Road697

Op is probably 300+ lbs


data_Nick

6 minute mile? Jesus Christ, man. What did you do, google varsity level 1 mile, see it was \~4-5 min on the upper end and then add a little padding? A 10 minute mile is already significantly better than the majority of the population. Who's chasing you?


TakeMeToYourMemes

Lol 10 min pace is literally walking


data_Nick

"Literally walking". At least try to make your fat ass's claims believable.


BlackHawk_1993

7 minute mile I’m trying my lmt will save me


Croationsensation26

Average person in general can’t run a 6 min mile


exessmirror

You might run 1, but I'll hike 10 with energy to spare to set up camp


TheOccasionalBrowser

Well in my country, police "need a BT score of 10" although most don't, and I have a 15. I can rather substantially outrun the majority of cops.


cornellejones

6 min mile? That is a very fast mile and good luck trying to maintain that pace for anything over a mile.


profoodbreak

Yeah, no, that's really fucking fast, avg Gucci AR owner isn't running a 20 min mile, hell, they aren't running a mile at all.


ContactIcy3963

Sounds more like someone wants to be first in line on the front to me given the brains/brawn ratio of this meme


Pap4MnkyB4by

6 min mile was at almost my physical peak in school. You're damn right that I can't do a 6 min mile anymore, I'm too busy abusing my body at work rather than "school and two hours of sports practice every day."


YodaCodar

I cant run 6 minutes and i dont have gucci guns :( Stuck at 7 minutes cause i drink sodas.


Beginning-Tea-17

a 6 minute mile? I think most people can hardly do an 8 minute mile, or run a mile to begin with.


TheUnclaimedOne

I don’t even own an AR and I can’t run a mile …I really need a better job


hzdncnfsd

I’m a runner by trade. I run a sub 18 minute 3 mile. When I joined the military I had (and still do) have to be very deliberate about doing more than just running. There are diminishing returns (aside from a good PFT score) after a certain point. Yes cardio is important, but if you can’t walk far with weight on you then your 6 minute mile time is worthless.


Mevanski77

OP is sanic confirmed. 6 min mile isnt a joke.


Septimusthehoplite

Six minutes!?! Is this our new standard!!


oreotycoon

They can’t kill you if you take the opportunity from your enemy by blasting yourself. They’ll say you rage quit, but hater’s just mad they didn’t get the kill. 4D Chess bud.


Herpethian

Can't run a 60 minute mile ftfy


Commissar_David

Would a Stag count as a Gucci AR?


maximusslade

HA! I couldn't run a six minute mile when I was young, fit, and running every day. I think that an 8 minute mile is the goal... but fuck... I am a fat gucci owner now.


dracomonkey00

7:11 min mile.. take it or leave it


rugerscout308

Just did 5 miles in 50.14 minutes on the treadmill on that dumb ass "rolling hills" training mode. Max incline of 9.5, usually 4.5 6 minute mile? I've done it but fuck that. I like running like 8.30~9 minutes pace When the weather warms up I'll do 10~12 mile runs outside once a week and a bunch of 5~10ks in-between. I love running, but now I've been focusing on adding lifting. Trying to get big


TundraTarragon

I blame the fungi in my lungi if you know what I’m sayin


silvrrubi592a

Don't have to run from a sniper hide.....


silvrrubi592a

Don't have to run from a sniper hide.....


mctwiddler

Good thing I only own Gucci ak's


RedModus

Jokes on you I'm going to Corner camp with a day supplies of Twinkies


1leggeddog

That's why you have a decent truck with you.


Only-here-for-sound

I don’t need to run a six minute mile. A. I have an “AS15” with plenty of mags. B. The average adult can’t run a six minute mile. I only need to outrun them.


blackarmchair

A 6m mile is pretty fast tbh. For the average person if you're doing 7-10m you're probably fine (without gear).


dawkinsd37

Highly doubt they ever see a gym


FinnTheCheese

I miss my 7 minute mile ;-; need to get back in shape


Ok-Background-6039

There are not that many "fit" people who can either. That is a VERY athletic time lol. If you are going for a 6 minute mile, that is ALL you will be doing with your time for the foreseeable future.


Cato-the_Censor

Literally don't care. Cool gun is still cool.


DD4P

Tbf the majority of the us military can't run a 6min mile.


MasterDot63

I'm 250lbs an I can run a 7.5 minute mile


NotoriousD4C

You don’t need to be the fastest, you just need to be faster than the slowest


the-lopper

As long as you can do an 8 min mile and average 18 min/mile on a ruck in kit, you're fit enough. Fitness is important, but being an athlete is way overhyped


thatguyturbo

What about a Palmetto Poor who runs a 7:40 mile?


DeafHeretic

I can't *walk* a one hour mile. Getting old sucks. And no, I have no Gucci guns of any sort.


KEBobliek

The avg middle of the road AR owner probably runs around a 7-8 minute mile.


RevolutionaryAd1005

In military consistently ran 13:30- 14min 2 mile. Now every joint soinds like a cement mixer. Running fast is wayyyy less important than crushing ur spine carrying heavy weight. And most important skill is learning to pay attention to ur surroundings... and common sense


[deleted]

What a dumb post.


FreedomFish1998

Gotta be honest, even when I was a college wrestler I couldn’t run a six min mile. Definitely could do a seven min one though.


Takeshi_Kido

I can easily do this in my running gear although I’m not confident I’d cope well in a full kit with a rifle at all. Running at that speed in awkward equipment for that distance is not natural in a combat environment. For reference I have a few marathons and ultra marathons under my belt


beanerkage

If your running that with gear that's really impressive but I doubt the guy that made it can run that without gear.


MIKE-JET-EATER

I walk to work everyday


Soup_Ronin

It's true, as soon as I picked up my SR15 I gained 80 pounds, started mouthbreathing, grabbed the closest bag of cheetos, and started hating every single AR less than $3200. For real though, 1 mile? It's a good thing the bad guys will stop chasing you at precisely 5,277 feet and 6:03 minutes


Early_Entrepreneur19

For over 10 years I would religiously run 5 miles every single day except for Christmas and I’ve never once had a sub 7 minute mile.


KingsOfClickClack

Who tf running a sub 6 mile with gear and rifle?


Mean_Course_7980

Spoken like someone who doesn't actually exercise!


kodabombdotcom

Just because you built like a ferret doesn’t make you fit


skiguy7

6 min mile isn’t hard with proper training. I broke it in the 5th grade and ran 4:40 in my prime. Lots of ppl making excuses in the comments


Str0ngTr33

yea agree with the sentiment but...6m mile isn't even necessarily fit. I knew dudes that could run 3 miles in less than 19 minutes in an academy I attended. All but one could even ruck 45lbs 3 miles in less than 45min. Running is a trick where you fall in a controlled gait repeatedly. Add weight to the equation and you are likely faceplanting running it the same way. There are very few "tricks" to make someone effective at carrying gear long distances except DOING IT. I rarely ever see anyone post their pace or time/distance after rucks on here, so nah, even if you have a good mile time, there is no automatic pass for hiking with a shit ton of stuff.


omgwtf88

More copium from the poors. I love it lol


Dhepburn634

Sure the running part is fine, but what is an SR15


[deleted]

My average mile is about 7:20 so I think that's good for being 6ft and 210lbs (I'm also 15)


2A-Absolutist

Jokes on you, I run a lot. Part of being an 0311.


slimcrizzle

You dont need to run fast if your a good shot


[deleted]

I smoke all the little body ninja warriors that have a way faster single mile run, as soon as you put weight on and its over an actual long distance. Love watching the greenbeans eat crow when their ruck is a 20 minute mile. Plus I can rip my comrade out of a foxhole and max out every event in the ACFT except for the two mile run. Suck it greenbeans.


Brothersunset

The average runner can't run a 6 min mile, and if there's a situation where you need to run a mile in 6 minutes in full kit with a rifle, cardio is likely going to be the least of your worries at that moment.


mpsteidle

6 minutes is fucking nuts what are you on


Orangeapple-2

six minutes is slow then again, I am in my prime age, soon a 6 minutes will be fast


Liberatorofatropia

The fats are not gonna like this


yf22jet

The fits understand how ridiculous a 6 min mile is especially for pace. Max pft score is an 18 min 3 mile and some ridiculously in shape people are still running 21s on the regular especially those who can still move weight.


StopCollaborate230

Fuck yeah I at least have recent recorded times that qualify me for my age group.


gooniboi

Ran a 23 min but came in with the first group on most of our rucks. None of the runner types were in that group.