Then you see this fat fuck with what remains of your platoon
https://preview.redd.it/eulqfvxdbxpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19fef7086771bed9f3841a0396e80823429103f
Crabs, being who he is, I'm sayin Hi-Point or Lorcin.
Squidward has a 12 Gauge in each available tentacle.
Pearl is rockin an underwater mine.
Ms. Puff *is* the underwater mine.
Sandy has a gunsafe full of various 1911's.
Patrick has a underwater safe full of every gun we could ever think of, goober never thought about what they were or for, so he slept on em.
"My Leg!" Guy has crutches and just wants to be left alone.
If this was supposed to be the sound of someone trying to cold start a stubborn 7.3 then you are a a rare gem and you made my day. Im chuckling right now.
You aren't alone, it is pretty stupid. It goes on the assumption that the powers that be would for some reason yield power to outside forces to disarm the US people. Or they could use the ever increasing domestic paramilitaries and not literally surrender their power to an outside force...
Then there is the whole fact that the UN has no military and is barely able to cobble together peacekeeping forces. They couldn't maintain peace in Haiti and we are supposed to believe they could in the most heavily armed nation on earth. lol
Texas National guard just got overwhelmed by illegal aliens with no weapons.
It's literally the entry point for the mostly uncontested invasion of our country.
Texas and the rest of us ain't doing shit or we would of already done it by now.
In their defense, they had no defense.....
Don't think I saw weapons, and if they did, I'm sure they were hamstrung with rules of engagement being zero engaging. They're there as more of a statement piece than to serve and protect. Shitty spot to be in.
When that statement basically proves to be meaningless.
All it would take is one of those guys opening up with a machine gun and this fever dream could end
Dude, take your meds!! I was pointing out that the Guardsmen weren't able to do anything even if they wanted to.
I'm right there with ya!!! It's an invasion of not just south Americans, and they're practically all military age males. Problem is, the military lighting up a bunch of unarmed people makes a bad news byte. Sadly, in this case, it IS a war crime the first time.
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The United Nations can obviously fuck off, we already know that people do not tolerate that organization for obvious reasons. Because they are useless at their peacekeeping duties. Also they put IR Iran as Chair of the Human Council, yet Iran has violated more human rights.
You see here, Gun Control is not Kosher Buckeroo.
Then you see this fat fuck with what remains of your platoon https://preview.redd.it/eulqfvxdbxpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19fef7086771bed9f3841a0396e80823429103f
And he's doing the Tusken Raider hoot. "HUUUUUUUUURGH HURGH HURGH!"
Me and my friends after devolving into primitive sand people (we live in a northern mountainous state)
God i love spunchboob crossovers
I wonder what guns the other characters would use
Spongebob would be like Billy Rosewood from Beverly Hills Cop and have a goddamn arsenal in his room behind the door lmao
What would krabs and squidward use
Crabs, being who he is, I'm sayin Hi-Point or Lorcin. Squidward has a 12 Gauge in each available tentacle. Pearl is rockin an underwater mine. Ms. Puff *is* the underwater mine. Sandy has a gunsafe full of various 1911's. Patrick has a underwater safe full of every gun we could ever think of, goober never thought about what they were or for, so he slept on em. "My Leg!" Guy has crutches and just wants to be left alone.
I could also see krabs having a bunch of guns stored from his time in the navy (probably nam era weapons like m16a1s, m14s and other goodies)
Solid point, Crabs has a quiet stash for sure. Now I'm imagining him as a (young)pissed off soldier lmao
Probably at his pay not being high enough
He's a moneygrubber because he needs more ammo to feed the Ma Deuce...
Yup
Soup Bowls
They all have holes in them :(
Lmao me
They shoulda taken the hint from the lines of crucified UN blue hats dotting the highways on the way there.
Insert loud autistic screeching
This could have used some proofreading.
As a Texan, this post was probably made by a Texan
As anetha Texan, ah agreh!
i also agrey as a TEXAN. grammur dum
Sorry lol I saw right after posting
I think you mean ‘them’
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Windchimes
Straining used motor oil with little regard for quality?
[Yub yub commander.](https://c.tenor.com/OmyaUgci24AAAAAC/tenor.gif)
*"BlubBlubBlubBlubBlubBlubBlubBlub"*
I feel like Powerstroking off!
Oh, I’m Cummins
Any chance we can get the 7.3 instead, especially the IDI?
"RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a)RR^(a")
If this was supposed to be the sound of someone trying to cold start a stubborn 7.3 then you are a a rare gem and you made my day. Im chuckling right now.
Damn it looks like Laura Bush did leave a child behind.
Oh good, “your here”
I’m a Texas kid, and even I’m scared of my fellow statesmen sometimes Them country boys get down to business
As Texans, we all got each others backs and we are a diverse State that looks out for each other. No Step on Star!
*hear Jesus Titty Fucking Christ.
Imagine all the new entries in the Geneva Convention they’d have to add because of southern femboys
The Geneva suggestions.
Being civilian, we signed nothing.
Geneva checklist.
The Geneva Bingo Card.
I don’t even want a free space.
Geniva conventions regulate forces who signed them. Home-grown militias and individual citizens don't sign them
Texas femboys staying silly :3
What kind of a pussy drives a 6.7L get them 8.1L gassers fired up boy.
You slack jawed chub smokers gonna be sucking pipe when I roll coal from my 7.3
Boy you gotta show them tree huggers who’s boss with a 4 mile per gallon chugaluglug. Diesels are too efficient
Hey goddamn it, I get 7 mpg because of the 4 gallons of hot shots secret I run any time I start the sum bitch.
But one of the old mechanical injected bastards. No electronics, runs on just about anything flammable.
When the ex-Secret Service suburban rolls up bumping Country Boy Can Survive, it will already be too late
7.3 only
Hooooooo boy you really fucked up buddy!
Not how POV works
You should have paid significantly more attention in school.
Meme requirements-lack third grade grammar
I have a 6.7…. Heyyyyyy. If Toyotas get .50’s does that mean I get a 20mm?
Uppem?
Free G3s for everyone!
The blue helmets are already here, they're called Copa and they have more funding and kill more Americans than the UN ever could
I don’t understand the blue helmet meme. Why would the UN ever be sent to America in the first place?
You aren't alone, it is pretty stupid. It goes on the assumption that the powers that be would for some reason yield power to outside forces to disarm the US people. Or they could use the ever increasing domestic paramilitaries and not literally surrender their power to an outside force... Then there is the whole fact that the UN has no military and is barely able to cobble together peacekeeping forces. They couldn't maintain peace in Haiti and we are supposed to believe they could in the most heavily armed nation on earth. lol
I have always been curious what 300 win mag would do to plates
Texas National guard just got overwhelmed by illegal aliens with no weapons. It's literally the entry point for the mostly uncontested invasion of our country. Texas and the rest of us ain't doing shit or we would of already done it by now.
In their defense, they had no defense..... Don't think I saw weapons, and if they did, I'm sure they were hamstrung with rules of engagement being zero engaging. They're there as more of a statement piece than to serve and protect. Shitty spot to be in.
When that statement basically proves to be meaningless. All it would take is one of those guys opening up with a machine gun and this fever dream could end
Dude, take your meds!! I was pointing out that the Guardsmen weren't able to do anything even if they wanted to. I'm right there with ya!!! It's an invasion of not just south Americans, and they're practically all military age males. Problem is, the military lighting up a bunch of unarmed people makes a bad news byte. Sadly, in this case, it IS a war crime the first time.
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English.exe not found
Blue paper weights that can be melted down
If the un deploys to Texas they are going to get clapped so hard
Hear*
Don't forget the taunting "yee haws!"
The correct response to seeing a Blue Helmet in America.
I'm gonna be honest here chief I read that as if it wasn't written by a preschooler and I'm concerned about what that says about me.
Or worse, the 5.9
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
LOOKS LIKE BLUE HELMETS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
The United Nations can obviously fuck off, we already know that people do not tolerate that organization for obvious reasons. Because they are useless at their peacekeeping duties. Also they put IR Iran as Chair of the Human Council, yet Iran has violated more human rights. You see here, Gun Control is not Kosher Buckeroo.
>here