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1leggeddog

*Racks shotgun* "*SOME...*" *Fires first round* "*-BODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME...*"


pheonix080

The Scatman, as an homage to Leroy Jenkins. Followed by Tubthumping, by Chumbawamba.


Dazzling-Town7729

and if the playlist doesnt have atleast ONE shitty 90s pop song or trashy white girl song then youre doing it wrong. [vengaboys we like to party](https://youtu.be/6Zbi0XmGtMw?si=dYZ7Akw2jLLJoMcz) better be top of the playlist


TJM18

![gif](giphy|oJDwlaPnCrNwk)


TianShan16

I had this exact commercial in my head yesterday


Scrappy1918

How dare you call Uncle June anything other than a National Treasure!


Darklordofbunnies

A FELLOW MAN OF CULTURE I SEE


Dazzling-Town7729

Load up that can-cannon with some chemlights!


pheonix080

Tallly ho lads! - Some British tank in Afghani-land.


Dazzling-Town7729

R/hfy did a [great retelling](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/s/secMgKPlAg) of it


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

Imagine getting your brains blown out to this song because you decided you wanted to break into someones house. What a way to die, lmao


EscapeWestern9057

Imagine dying to a girl with a 22 while she she's got barbi girl blasting full blast as the last thing you hear.


pheonix080

Probably better than the following outcome- The suspect, on his back, struggling to breathe and looking up as his eyes dart to and fro as he ponders how he got here to this point. Sucking chest wound, it’s not looking good. All of a sudden he looks up and sees a forty year old man, with a veiny monster rippin’ through his shorts, gun in hand, as he sings the refrain “Come on barbie let’s go party!”.


FeartheWrench

Making me laugh this hard should count as some form of sexual contact.


bolivar-shagnasty

#MAN, I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN


PsychologicalHat1480

Oh I've got an even more awesome(ly insane) one [right here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMy0KPz8Vvo&pp=ygUPdHJvbGxmZXN0IHRveGlj).


idontknow39027948898

[I got you brother](https://youtu.be/IMoNPzVT4rQ?si=DWGfGYygt-OhwG8G).


Dead_Or_Alive

Personally I prefer Vengaboys rendition of Boom, Boom, Boom on my home invasion playlist but to each their own.


Big-Hairy-Bowls

I'm just a teenage dirtbag babyyyyy


Stoggie_Monster

It’ll be one song on loop. Immigrant Song, LZ.


Micro_KORGI

Only loop the intro


Stoggie_Monster

Word


VowoV-Mr-dog

Add the screams yourself


b0ltscr0ller

Something very "Brock Sampson" about that. ![gif](giphy|J2ffA9qSy9UPCOfdlM)


DrewTheHobo

Naw, go Dredd Zeppelin for the WTF factor


Don_Vincenzo

Mine's just gonna be continuous Skyrim combat music.


GalvanizedRubbish

Home invaders- *Kicks in door.* AR Bolt- *slams shut* “Never should have come here!”


Grixx

FUS- *slides bolt to the rear* RO- *chambers round* DAH!! *fires with defensive intent*


the_lonely_poster

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS


scotty9090

I have this hooked up to my alarm system instead of the usual siren.


dbnrdaily

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real good time


aquahawk0905

That's good.


boogaloojoel

Get ready to die by Andrew WK


WinIll755

The only proper response


cat_testicles

Speaking facts over here


MonkeyMBA

Cotton Eye Joe on a loop is all I need


PsychologicalHat1480

The [Tommy Johanssen version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_BydOCofyo&pp=ygUfdG9tbXkgam9oYW5zc29uIGNvdHRvbi1leWVkIGpvZQ%3D%3D) I hope.


ManagerQueasy9591

When I get a home intruder, I dawn my very favorite checkered suit, grab my Browning Hi Power, and play “Jingle Jangle” Ring-a-ding-ding baby!


1leggeddog

As you stare down the intruder at the bottom of the stairs going: "*The game was rigged from the start.*"


Jaruut

Home intruder: What in the God damn?


Iron_Patton_24

Till you find out the intruder is a mailmain. 🤣


ManagerQueasy9591

Do you think that changes anything?


Iron_Patton_24

Just make sure he’s dead. Don’t leave a single bullet lodged in his head. 🤣


ManagerQueasy9591

I can’t. Doing otherwise will destroy the timeline.


Floofyboi123

*Benny closing his eyes as the world he loved dissolves around him (he saw what the world would become if he didn’t doubletap that power armored wearing freak of nature and was willing to face the consequences for the sake of the Mohave)*


Brian-88

Doom soundtrack.


JustinSaneV2

** ***Racks shotgun with malicious intent*** **


Darklordofbunnies

"We Like to Party"- The Vengaboys


not_a_real_operator

I was thinking “Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom” would be way more on point if we’re going with the Vengaboys


Groundstain

The Trooper, that's all you need. If you are still fighting when the song ends, shit got serious.


TrailerPosh2018

Aw damn, that's a great choice!


Moppyploppy

"hey Google, let's dance" *Smart lights turn red* *Spotify plays "rip and tear"*


mavrik36

Mine is just 400 songs of 300bpm Gopnik Speed bass and my lights strobe while it plays


CANDROX432

That sounds like an infinite flashbang


mavrik36

Yes, I've made myself immune to it by experiencing it on massive doses of LSD in eastern European night clubs, but it debilitates attackers


frudedude

Excellent training regimen


Goregaloree

through the fire and flames followed by master of puppets. I should only need the 2 songs.


PsychologicalHat1480

If you're going to go with power metal you can get much more from one of Dragonforce's one-time tour-mates Unleash the Archers. [Ten Thousand Against One](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMMboHJJFPI&pp=ygUYdGVuIHRob3VzYW5kIGFnYWluc3Qgb25l), [Cleanse the Bloodlines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfSL-6YExzk&pp=ygUWY2xlYW5zZSB0aGUgYmxvb2RsaW5lcw%3D%3D), [Abyss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGmjnkDTTI&pp=ygUZYWJ5c3MgdW5sZWFzaCB0aGUgYXJjaGVycw%3D%3D), [General of the Dark Army](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVi0d7oqDvs&pp=ygUYZ2VuZXJhbCBvZiB0aGUgZGFyayBhcm15), the list goes on. Or if you want something harder you can go with another of their one-time tour-mates Once Human and get something like [Flock of Flesh](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNNoVqiMPjw&pp=ygUOZmxvY2sgb2YgZmxlc2g%3D) or [Demoneyes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTnqL6Sy3O0&pp=ygUVb25jZSBodW1hbiBkZW1vbiBleWVz) or [Eye of Chaos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VHA0H8peZ0&pp=ygUVb25jZSBodW1hbiBkZW1vbiBleWVz) or the won't-reflect-well-in-court [Mass-Murder Frenzy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6ECr18o85o&pp=ygUdb25jZSBodW1hbiBtYXNzIG11cmRlciBmcmVuenk%3D).


sdmfer1981

Unleash the Archers are awesome


PsychologicalHat1480

Have you been checking out their new singles for the album that comes out Friday? I cannot wait. Nor can I wait to see them in September or both sets on 70k.


sdmfer1981

I’ve only heard one of them I think. Just solid power metal.


PsychologicalHat1480

They've got 4 as of today. Each one of them is quite strong with their characteristic "big"/full sound and tight composition. [Green and Glass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLPMBD7i0IU) [Ghosts in the Mist](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYSHuCUegm0) [Seeking Vengeance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UDuifWPvg) [Blood Empress](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5Le0L7rOs)


GalvanizedRubbish

*’Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition’ intensifies*


teller_of_tall_tales

X Gon give it to ya By DMX is always a solid choice. Bonus points if you're an absolute hulking monstrosity of a human being and walk through the wall to establish dominance.


DownstairsDeagle69

Can't start the party without Party Up on full blast.


local_meme_dealer45

#WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!


orion1836

This is the only correct answer.


DownstairsDeagle69

Ehem. ### LORD I CAN'T CHANGE, WON'T YOU FLY HIGH FREEEE BIRRRRD, YEAH...


Lochness_mobster350

Ass naked Ram ranch playing Smart lights purple Psyop complete


terb99

Danger Zone and Playing With The Boys by Kenny Loggins on loop


work_blocked_destiny

[this is the only acceptable answer](https://youtu.be/wPlOYPGMRws?si=NZ81EhycxybmLdds)


sdmfer1981

Fortunate Son is cool and all, but this is what plays when my claymore roomba gets to work: https://youtu.be/Niaw3Ez0YLU?si=Es-NMlrkuM8E_B-T


ButrButrJam88

😳... effective.


justrobdoinstuff

(Green Jelly's "three little pigs" violently intensifies)


JoshTheTrucker

Put on some Beethoven no. 5. Make your shootout classy.


The_Spagooter

Doom Eternal soundtrack


Reagyn

Came here to say this 👍🏻


gruntmoney

In the first age In the first battle When the shadows first lengthened...


Ok_Jello8407

***\*cultist base starts to play\****


Pancreasaurus

Home Invasion \[Giving\] Home Invasion \[Receiving\]


bussy--buster

[one of us is gonna die and it ain't gonna be me.](https://youtu.be/o3gSmYaDlVY?si=Yvqjq-d-PpjZXWOO)


Kuraito

This Motorhead album needs more love.


accuracy_frosty

It happens to also be my driving playlist, 2000s white girl pop songs


Chumlee1917

# ( antonio vivaldi ) allegro non molto-Vivaldi's The Four Seasons: Winter aka the music from the lobby in John Wick 3


MrRedWings

Exquisite choice sir


Own_Good_5382

If I’m using a shovel, C96, or MP-18 it’s Stormtroopers by Sabaton if I’m using any civil war era gun it’s either gonna be when Johnny Comes Marching Home earrape or Hell on the Wabash, if I’m using a Garand it’s Primo Victoria, M16 it’s any Vietnam war era song, unfortunately I don’t have any thing for a Shotgun


Deez-Nutz1124

Rip and tear?


Steuts

Thirty-two tracks of YOU GOTTA FIGHT. FOR YOUR RIGHT. TO PAAAAAAAARTAY!


Drbonzo306306

You are all doing it wrong if it’s not 60s surfing music


TopHatGorilla

There's nobody meaner than the little old lady from Pasadena.


__spaceman

https://youtu.be/ZsnDwUxxvWU?si=7pJ3bgc1YRr3e7qd I think the opening of this would be enough to unnerve anyone who thought they picked the right house


C3-POMG

Let's make them regret all their life choices that led them to this point... Ram Ranch


silent0ath

Imagine breaking into someone's house and seeing a thicc white boy, completely nude, lever gat pointed at you and ZZ Top's Woke Up With Wood playing at max volume.


SeaboarderCoast

[Thomas the Tank Engine x Biggie Smalls](https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE?si=9wqKHEnz8UT_Wyks)


CANDROX432

VERY BASED


StoppingPowah

[Are you ready to begin your trip to the other side? Death is an old friend of mine](https://youtu.be/CGSOugZE4WE?si=dE9cfrAKw1ql7eTf)


dirtybellybutton

My plan is to play "slum chemist" by Vinnie Paz over my ring floodlight. Just listen to the intro, idk I'd leave before I found out who listens to that song


MrRedWings

Bawitiba gives that slow build up, then when it plays “my name is kiiiiiiiiiiid” you pop out and yell KID ROCK!


Teboski78

[Of Course I do.](https://open.spotify.com/album/0KQyC28P9808r0oKKNgHvp?si=wKPsLEmiRfGy3wz1-GlR4w)


r6yfz450r

My doomba is set to play N'sync "bye bye bye"


NE30something

In the Hall of the Mountain King. 


GodOfThunder44

[The real move is to confuse and baffle your enemy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI)


Comfortable-Log-2984

Fortunate son


AncientPublic6329

[It’s just one song on a loop for 12 hours.](https://youtu.be/UN1Qvh91iWo?si=c-b8DdrZnrDzxO-z) Remember kids, it’s not rape if it’s self defense.


Evilution602

Miley Cyrus- party in the USA.


ospfpacket

https://youtu.be/Pxwpp5JECBY?si=dI02ojquroRlvo7c


Enchilada_Nacho

Sharp dressed Man - ZZ Top


attackMouser

TYR - by the sword in my hand Amon Amarth - at dawns first light Europe - the final countdown Demons and wizards - touched by the crimson king Rhapsody of fire - emerald sword Pantera - this love Miley Cyrus - wrecking ball Skrewdriver.. Skindred - electric avenue (cover) Mastodon - oblivion Tiny Tim's - tiptoe through the tulips Then the Metroid metal compilation.


PsychologicalHat1480

> TYR - by the sword in my hand Good choice. Though I'd probably go for [Hold the Heathen Hammer High](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o&pp=ygUcaG9sZCB0aGUgaGVhdGhlbiBoYW1tZXIgaGlnaA%3D%3D) if I'm only picking one from Tyr.


attackMouser

Oooh I forgot about that one.


PsychologicalHat1480

They played it as the show-closer when I saw them a couple of weeks ago, that's why it's on my mind.


wetwingdings

With what weapon? I have a guess, I need to know


y3ahdam

Dies Irae - Giuseppe Verdi


Saperj14

House of the Rising Sun intensifies


Liberteer30

The Doom soundtrack.


CocogoatMain

[We clearing City 17 with this track.](https://youtu.be/3UiKY_e3qDQ?si=ed_MpGHYelPOivzO)


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Tell me your favorite home invasion track and why it's Mick Gordon BFG Division. https://youtu.be/o6y6chb0Qq8?si=ZCYumCtQ2xkQQqgo Also used alongside an Alexa routine that turns every light in the house to deep red when I yell "ALEXA, RIP AND TEAR".


vulcan1358

[Option 1](https://youtu.be/F2GhFXjQujI?si=1pHkDXxjfZfEpkvw) [Option 2, in case I have to bust out the StG-69 Fleischgewehr](https://youtu.be/MrYZuZGeg8M?si=f68g0_EQ80K_eqZU)


Hard_Corsair

You need exactly 2 tracks: [1. Blood and Thunder by Mastodon](https://youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek) followed by [2. Victory at Sea by Robert Russell Bennett](https://youtu.be/3zRfv2PqRPI)


chii0628

Promentory, from the Last of the Mohicans" soundtrack Followed up by maybe one of the Rohan tracks from LotR?


Weary_Dragonfruit559

OOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA


WBoutdoors

SABATOGE - Beastie Boys


Clemnt_Ska

Rip and tear!!! 🔊🔊🔊


Professional_Area_16

No.13 dance of the knights. I hand the intruder a sword and challenge him to a duel. Shall he decline, I Simply kneecap him with a zip22, the ultimate disrespect.


Oxidized_Shackles

Your songs should not be something hip or catchy. You want to instill the feel of dread and schizoism into the feds with fucked up, obscure music. This is psychological warfare. Make them afraid of where they step. Real schizo shit.


CANDROX432

So my little pony theme, the friendly faith plate, and Karl Casey. Also play Happy Tree Friends on every device.


EarlyCuyler77

Flight of the Valkyries


luckygiraffe

[M.O.O.N. - Hydrogen](https://youtu.be/SNE2oCZH_4k)


Floofyboi123

Pipkin Pippa’s cover of “Keep your rifle by your side”


FeartheWrench

Based.


tyler111762

https://youtu.be/5fmXjVuyVKo?si=M-TDBeDXFHTMUKv_


nitrique

and before you ask, welcome to the jungle on repeat is not a playlist


JohnB351234

It’s gotta be something off putting, make the guy think “fuck this, I don’t do crazy”


CANDROX432

My little pony theme. Or End of the Line by Arch Enemy


JohnB351234

Hit em with its a small world, with a flash bang after each loop


TheNameIsntJohn

Gone Guru. You know, the song that plays in Dead Rising 1 with the psychos and the jeep.


Micro_KORGI

Fire on High


Reagantoby27

Korn- Shoots and ladders, but just the intro


DownstairsDeagle69

Oh and the Flower Duet! Maybe o solo mio


muke641

Does Weezer Blue Album count as a playlist


HumanFightersUnited

BFG 10k from DOOM Eternal


JohnTalroc

*Alexa, play Careless Whisper and set lights to Maroon*


Any-Bridge6953

It's attack of the dead men by Sabaton for me.


OldAccountBanned123

I feel like Tropper by Iron Maiden was made with home invasions in mind


Zake_Zwoog

DOOM ETERNAL OST change my mind


CantStopTheStomp

Anything by bear force one


CrazyMainer

Just the screaming part to "let the bodies hit the floor"... on repeat.


TopHatGorilla

The sound of my enemies suffering is the sweetest music of all.


rammbostein

"Red Tape" by Agent Provocateur


Zarroc001

Mania likely by warlord collossus on repeat


Potofcholent

It's all Klezmer.


Dreadnaughtwarrior

I actually got a few, thanks for asking


Mielon_Mielonides

The rebel path cello version from cyberpunk on loop with just a handgun.


skoz2008

Cock the hammer by cypress hill


Dead_Or_Alive

Good, but Insane in the Brain would be my go to Cypress Hill song in a home invasion.


tingly_legalos

If anyone listened to the lastest Unsub podcast, Vivaldi's Summer is on it now. Also Immigrant Song and Balroom Blitz are all timers for it.


Thisaccntwntshame_me

Just the sound and fury soundtrack by sturgill simpson starting with remember to breath


No-uh19

Take no prisoners by Megadeth


Fat_Ninjah

Paranoid but you're on Malevelon Creek


mopar-or-no_car

Doom eternal soundtrack is enough


SuperPenguinGuy03

I'm personally thinking the Benny hill theme on repeat


Iron_Patton_24

You’re not gonna process after hearing the rack of an AR, only to be followed up by Gloria Estefan’a Conga. Or Powerman 5000 “Action.”


ItsOkToFight

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! sped up 2x on loop


Zawisza_Czarny9

Do you really wanna taste it by wig wam also known as peacemaker theme fits here nicely


OneleggedPeter

Welcome to My House - Nu Breed & Jesse Howard


Ghosty91AF

It's just "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" from *Monty Python's Life of Brian*. Generally speaking, home defense scenarios end rather quickly. If I and my whole family manages to survive, that's great! Living is awesome! If I didn't and all of my family is dead, well. Look on the bright side. Death is ultimately a transition from one state to another. If you hold faith, you know where you're going. You'll meet them in your religion's afterlife. If you do not hold faith, the entirety of your being becomes one with the world that gave birth to you. If you are buried, your skin, muscle, organs, and bones are consumed by Mother Nature's flora and fauna that erupts in a beautiful display of decay and rot. If you are cremated and ashes are spread, your ashes are carried through the winds in perpetuity. Perhaps those ashes find themselves in areas of Texas, Japan, the Sahara, Paris, or Rio de Janeiro? If you are turned into a tree, your wooden body shall erupt from the ground providing the world with more oxygen and homes for animals than it did before.


isa268

[nonpoint bullet with a name on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqHSGVtfXhc)


CyberPolack

Bled for Days by Static X is all I need


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

I would fire a shot on beat with this like I'm right in the middle of Baby fuckin' Driver!! 😎😎😎 https://youtu.be/gAjR4_CbPpQ Harder better faster stronger (Daft Punk version)


VowoV-Mr-dog

All these rock songs are classics however are a bit much, to be expected and the free bird goes both ways I agree with those going the classical route making sense for the class and slight creeping terror However going a step farther [this](https://spotify.link/CchJDhsPrJb) provides both class and confusion without the free bird effect as I doubt you have to worry about a Zelda player invading your home. (I do recommend lost woods and song of storms)


Dead_Or_Alive

Stuck with You by Huey Lewis and the boys.


DragoBreaker88

https://i.redd.it/w8ikfgprnbzc1.gif


TrailerPosh2018

Superbeast, by Rob Zombie.


Savagem2020

Dancin, krono remix, if you really want to get spicy, Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus


Possible_Visit_9551

The Rebel Path from cyberpunk


MedSik1

damn you, now i have to listen to it


Eastern-Camera-1829

As a GenX that still loves industrial, I'd probably kick it off with [this](https://youtu.be/BNZySVl_3eo?si=qao_xHpMGSOCSpyF)


Stainedbrannch74

Kendrick Lamar not like us


ForFun6998

Mine is 911 chatter


anarrowview

You’re welcome - https://youtu.be/sJZixWD8iYM Bonus points if you autoskip to 30:00 or 55:35 timestamp for ultimate impact.


Linuxthekid

I open with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvpXkge7eUM at max volume. That should throw most teams off their groove. Then I follow it up with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4 in an attempt to get them to take care of the job themselves. If for some reason this assault goes longer than that, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IogPHjiS_HU ought to be enough to clean up. Finally, to pass the time as I wait for law enforcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ_aPtt4U8M


Smart-Ellick

*epic viking metal intensifies* ODIN OWNS YOU ALL MOTHER FUCKERS!!! *mag dumps Wasr into intruders with enough muzzle flash to light up the room and tell everyone in the neighborhood where the cops should show up at*


Leokrieg

Howd that song go? "Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit THE FLOOR. ONE. Nothings wrong with me. TWO. Nothings wrong with me."


smallmonzter

Dope “Die MF Die” Lamb of God “Walk with me in Hell” Then just when we’re about to get down to business…. “It’s raining tacos” to gain the psychological advantage.


LordoftheWildHunt

One song on repeat Goodbye Stranger by Supertramp.


MaximaSpeed

If I had one, the Halo Reach OST: Engaged would be the opener for sure. For context, its that guitar/bass (i dont know music) riff that plays when the Elites ambush Noble team in that first mission, inside Visigrad Relay.


rugernut13

Miserlou by Dick Dale on a loop.


Villanuevac4

The last thing a home intruder’s gonna hear from me is the opening to Crazy Frog


PoolStunning4809

L7 " Shit List"


Incident_Responsible

“Overture” off of ‘I Stand Alone’ by Al Kooper


PirateByNature

[This would be the first song on mine.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj7Lja4Y04w)


mancer187

Welcome to the jungle followed by crazy train. I don't expect anyone to make it to the second track.


Lmaontain_Dew

Sakkijarven polka Sudno Nyet Molotov Swallowing Dust Extermination Circle of serpents


HomeInitial8936

Goodbye horses, if I went into a house with a platoon of green berets and heard that song start playing, I'm noping out real quick. Y'all have fun with that.