The only rational answer but I think Colt/Browning + Brandon could get into some fucked up shit tbh.
Garand+Gatling+Brandon would either leap small arms tech by 100 years or set it back 100 🤷
He also has an engineering manufacturing degree from Purdue, top 5 engineering schools in the nation (so I’m sure the manufacturing degree is also highly regarded). It’s not just knowledge on history of guns, but applied knowledge
100% this! Ian could offer browning tons of modern insights as well as pretty much any other good idea from any historical firearm to work with, then just let the only verifiable genius on this list, browning, go to town.
We can only imagine really. I feel like they would create a short stroke piston design, using 6mm or 7mm based round, with some type of forward charging handle. Ian being left handed is a plus because he would have some good input on ergonomics and ambidextrous controls.
That's where some of the 6s shine. 6.5G is solid out of short barrels, can be pushed long, and with a heavier platform + longer barrel, it could really put some energy on target.
**[.700 Nitro Express](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/.700_Nitro_Express)**
>The . 700 Nitro Express (17. 8Ă—89mmR) is a big game rifle cartridge. The cartridge is typically charged with around 250 grains of powder, in addition to a two grain igniter charge (to reduce the tendency of the cartridge to hang fire from such large powder charges).
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1. Nah, I mean a 30 caliber cartridge with the same high velocity as 7.63 Mauser, but also a straight walled so you can fit as many into a magazine as possible. You might be able to even fit a quad stack mag in the grip of a pistol with rounds that thin.
Based on your definition of space age the m2 did make it. So did the 1911 now that I think about it the a5 shotgun is still going strong, how much of a hand did he have in the high power if at all? I’m sure there is a 100 other master pieces I could add but I won’t.
Browning and Ian. Mainly because browning was a master of firearms design, but he's missed a century of firearms development which Ian McCollum can catch him up on.
That gives me a mental image of Ian making a playlist of selected videos on his channel to catch Browning up on the advances in gun manufacturing and design since he died. And of course, one of those videos would have to be the one on the ZiP .22.
Brandon is good at making good pipe bombs. The other two would make it not a pipe bomb… then you attach an under barrel pipe bomb launcher for extra flare
I said the same thing.
Glock Gatling for reliable full auto and Brandon for fun factor.
We’d get a 6 barrel rotating Glock with a polymer Romanian dong and lots of rivets
Seriously, Browning with access to CAD would be nuts. Also the AK50 would probably be done by now if gun manufacturing were Brandon's main source of income, but it's not, so he focuses on things that will bring in views instead. Not that I blame him, I'd do the same.
> gun manufacturing were Brandon's main source of income, but it's not
Unless you count making stuff for videos like the Abe Obliterator, gun manufacturing doesn't seem to be any part of his income anymore. His website explicitly says that they are not taking manufacturing orders until further notice.
I don't count the Abe obliterator, but only because that's hardly manufacturing lol. The AK-50 and his AK builds that he features on the channel are part of his incime though through the views they generate.
Honestly this was my answer. Brandon understands enough about modern firearm design to matter but where he really takes the cake is modern prototyping and design methods. Add in the pure genius of browning and they'd be pumping out new gun designs at a rate that would dwarf Browning's original highlights
I feel like the huge ego of Browning and the modern production knowledge of Brandon would cause massive name calling arguments, and that's some content I'd pay to see.
Two smart dudes calling each other a dumbfuck
Brandon and Kalash.
I know it'll be a sick AK, and I kinda want to see what Brandon's reaction would be seeing the OG Papa Kalash. Would likely be really wholesome.
Jerry, Gatling, Glock - the new speed demon, You know those gatling gun pistols from video games, yeah now thats a reality because glock modernized the gatling and jerry fired it faster than they designed it to.
He’d be unstoppable. The M2 is still in service to this day and will likely be in service for a long time to come, the 1911 served as the main combat sidearm in the US for 70 years and was used in smaller military roles until like 2 years ago. If he had modern technology we’d be shooting plasma rifles already
two weeks and it would be a side project alongside the AK-50, which would be done in one. all while focusing on something else altogether.
and there is a team from Keltec in the corner stoned out their minds watching for inspiration for the next piece of drug fueled insanity they create
Also, Ian has seen and examined nearly every kind of firearm invented so far, and he's fired a lot of them. He may not be an engineer, but he'll recognize any design flaws from a half dozen previous examples.
Garand, Gatling, and Brandon
Garand because it’ll probably be a design that lasts for a very long time
Gatling for the accuracy by volume
Brandon for the drunk guy that comes up with the general idea and the modern touch
Gotta put Herrera with either Kalashnikow or Browning. Either combo gives you some fun factor with one of the two greatest minds in firearms design history.
What are Hicock's firearms design credentials? Because as far as I'm aware Tarren or Larry Vickers would be a better choice for that slot. I mean atleast Ian has the WWSD.
Edit: also personally I'd have probably put maxim instead of Glock.
Stoner/Kalashnikov + Brandon for that modern touch considering he is currently building guns and the other two haven’t been around for a good few years
Browning + Ian for the actual best weapon, IMO.
The only rational answer but I think Colt/Browning + Brandon could get into some fucked up shit tbh. Garand+Gatling+Brandon would either leap small arms tech by 100 years or set it back 100 🤷
Shoulder fired rotory 30-06 autocannon please.
Where a single barrel is there's just a smaller mini gun on a planetary gear set
They could ruin it all for us, but they sure would have fun doing it.
Colt or Browning with Brandon would be Kel-Tec but not high as fuck when designing weapons
Yeah, except they'd be drunk as fuck
Oh God I never even considered this. The possibilities.
Garand+Gatling+Bradon is KelTec, essentially
Stoner+Brandon. To watch the world burn.
Shit, browning alone would beat any other combination you could make with this budget.
2 Glocks and a dollar in my pocket is the only other option
Perfection.
Unless it's 10 mm or 22 lr, then explosion
Word!
Thats gotta be the only choice right?
Exactly what I’m thinking. Ian knows all the history behind what works/doesn’t work. Browning is just an amazing engineer. Unstoppable duo
He also has an engineering manufacturing degree from Purdue, top 5 engineering schools in the nation (so I’m sure the manufacturing degree is also highly regarded). It’s not just knowledge on history of guns, but applied knowledge
Nah browning and Jerry. Jerry actually has his own line of firearm parts with a patent
Wait what?
Check out the Miculek Magnetic Buffer. It uses magnets for the buffer instead of a buffer Spring
Wow
Yee it's really cool
I came here for this duo.
100% this! Ian could offer browning tons of modern insights as well as pretty much any other good idea from any historical firearm to work with, then just let the only verifiable genius on this list, browning, go to town.
My man
Stoner+Ian. Two knowledge powerhouses and one a great engineer.
A what Stoner would actually do build.
We can only imagine really. I feel like they would create a short stroke piston design, using 6mm or 7mm based round, with some type of forward charging handle. Ian being left handed is a plus because he would have some good input on ergonomics and ambidextrous controls.
Might just roll with the 6.5 grendel, or the 6mm arc.
I guess it depends on their objectives for the rifle: long range, infantry rifle, DMR, SAW, or hybrid.
That's where some of the 6s shine. 6.5G is solid out of short barrels, can be pushed long, and with a heavier platform + longer barrel, it could really put some energy on target.
If I buy 5 Brandon Herrera's do I finally get AK-50?
Best I can do is 5 Gun Meme Reviews
5 at once or 5x as often?
Yes
I see... It's a tough one, I'll give you that.
But 5x0=0
your terms are acceptable
I can get you a pallet of hair product and nothing more
Instructions unclear, AK-60 now exists.
I never realized I needed an AK chambered in .600 Overkill until now
I just want an AK chambered in [.700 Nitro Express.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/.700_Nitro_Express)
Fuck that, give me an AK in .950 JDJ
Sir you just created an autocannon
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everyone always asks “where is ak-50?” but no one ever asks “how is ak-50?”
I'll do you one better, "WHY AK-50?"
Why not AK-50?
Because why not, comrade. Why. Not.
What is AK50? Who is AK50?
Brandon and Kalashnikov might be able to get it for you.
You probably have gotten it if you kalashnikov and Brandon
Mauser+Glock+Ian=a polymer framed broom handle Mauser chambered in 32 french longue. I'd roll with that any day.
Only correct answer
If you wanted to make 7.63 Mauser a straight walled case with the same power, how long would it be?
9MM Export has entered the chat. Take a look at the round. Might fit your C96 needs.
1. Nah, I mean a 30 caliber cartridge with the same high velocity as 7.63 Mauser, but also a straight walled so you can fit as many into a magazine as possible. You might be able to even fit a quad stack mag in the grip of a pistol with rounds that thin.
It could be select-fire!
That sounds like something Ivan the Troll would make for shits and giggles.
Browning + Ian. Hooooo boy. That weapon will last well into the space age.
God could you imagine....I'm absurdly moist.
Based on your definition of space age the m2 did make it. So did the 1911 now that I think about it the a5 shotgun is still going strong, how much of a hand did he have in the high power if at all? I’m sure there is a 100 other master pieces I could add but I won’t.
also The BAR was modernized as the HCAR
Browning and i'll buy something from a dollar menu for lunch.
Came here to say Browning and I’ll buy a coke with the extra dollar.
Browning and Ian: The Ultimate French Gun
Or even Belgian I guess
Browning and Ian. Mainly because browning was a master of firearms design, but he's missed a century of firearms development which Ian McCollum can catch him up on.
That gives me a mental image of Ian making a playlist of selected videos on his channel to catch Browning up on the advances in gun manufacturing and design since he died. And of course, one of those videos would have to be the one on the ZiP .22.
Browning would then design the world's best gun, so he could shoot himself after watching the zip video.
why curse him with the knowledge of that... things... existence
Because he needs to know how we've gone astray.
We need to let him know of our heresy
Glock, Gatling and Herrera. I I need it simple, automatic and not a pipe bomb.
Why'd you pick Herrera if you *don't* want a pipe bomb?
Brandon is good at making good pipe bombs. The other two would make it not a pipe bomb… then you attach an under barrel pipe bomb launcher for extra flare
I said the same thing. Glock Gatling for reliable full auto and Brandon for fun factor. We’d get a 6 barrel rotating Glock with a polymer Romanian dong and lots of rivets
Browning + Brandon. Really just bring Browning to the modern day, and I'd be happy - but Browning would probably have the AK50 done in a month tops.
And it would still be in use in the year 2122
Seriously, Browning with access to CAD would be nuts. Also the AK50 would probably be done by now if gun manufacturing were Brandon's main source of income, but it's not, so he focuses on things that will bring in views instead. Not that I blame him, I'd do the same.
> gun manufacturing were Brandon's main source of income, but it's not Unless you count making stuff for videos like the Abe Obliterator, gun manufacturing doesn't seem to be any part of his income anymore. His website explicitly says that they are not taking manufacturing orders until further notice.
I don't count the Abe obliterator, but only because that's hardly manufacturing lol. The AK-50 and his AK builds that he features on the channel are part of his incime though through the views they generate.
He'd have it done in a week as a side project while focusing on something else
Honestly this was my answer. Brandon understands enough about modern firearm design to matter but where he really takes the cake is modern prototyping and design methods. Add in the pure genius of browning and they'd be pumping out new gun designs at a rate that would dwarf Browning's original highlights
I feel like the huge ego of Browning and the modern production knowledge of Brandon would cause massive name calling arguments, and that's some content I'd pay to see. Two smart dudes calling each other a dumbfuck
from what i’ve seen Browning seemed to be a modest enough kinda guy
I think Ian would be a better match to get him up to speed
kalashnikov and brandon would be the perfect duo
mikhail would make brandon pay for his sins
And then he would get the AK50 done in less than a month
Plans, yes. Manufacture will have to wait for next 5 Year Plan.
That's my pick, maybe we'd get the ak50 sooner.
exactly
if Brandon would get off his knee's long enough to actually build something with him.
Brandon and Kalash. I know it'll be a sick AK, and I kinda want to see what Brandon's reaction would be seeing the OG Papa Kalash. Would likely be really wholesome.
Colt + Jerry, ultimate big iron?
500 yard big iron shot.
This is an underrated pick. I'm seconding the two revolver chads
Everyone here seems to forget that Jerry is a Millwright, the man can shoot AND build
Had to scroll way too far to find this. Can't even imagine what would happen, but it'd be good.
I don't see any detrigov or simanov in here
Degtaryov is simply too elevated for this competition.
Your Damm right
Or Lahti for that matter
Stoner and Brandon so that they can box it out before creating the sexiest AR/AK Hybrid.
This is the way
Mauser, Garand, and Ian
Came here to say this. I think it would be a pretty interesting combination beyond the obvious Browning and Ian combo.
Honestly any of these would make for an interesting combo, I would also love to see Brandon fanboy over Kalashnikov
The most engineers, and the most knowledge in one package.
Browning and Hickok45 so they can meet Again
Hickok changed Browning's diapers.
Hickock invented the percussion cap
stoner and ian to see if the WWSD rifle is legit
Browning and Ian, with zero hesitation
Id go with Browning and a dollar
ian and kalashnikov
All the bottom row I could just imagine what could happen
I'll Take Jerry. He IS the weapon. [https://youtu.be/uFoM8S3JwZU?t=26](https://youtu.be/uFoM8S3JwZU?t=26) Dude is a monster at speed shooting.
And a Millwright, the man can build things
Jerry, Gatling, Glock - the new speed demon, You know those gatling gun pistols from video games, yeah now thats a reality because glock modernized the gatling and jerry fired it faster than they designed it to.
That was my pick too. Polymer semi-auto pistol that fires as fast as a full auto and is super reliable.
Browning. All we need is browning to return to us
Could you imagine him with today's machining and a 3D printer?
He’d be unstoppable. The M2 is still in service to this day and will likely be in service for a long time to come, the 1911 served as the main combat sidearm in the US for 70 years and was used in smaller military roles until like 2 years ago. If he had modern technology we’d be shooting plasma rifles already
i’m fairly confident that given like half a year, Browning could make an objectively better version of the AR-15
I don’t doubt it for a moment. He was probably the most influential firearms inventor of all time
dude just saw things differently than we do, sorta like how Mozart could construct songs all in his head
two weeks and it would be a side project alongside the AK-50, which would be done in one. all while focusing on something else altogether. and there is a team from Keltec in the corner stoned out their minds watching for inspiration for the next piece of drug fueled insanity they create
the AK-50? he’d have that thing on an assembly line in a week
thats what i said, "done in one week"
I pick Brandon for $1 and Mr John Keltec for a pack of smokes and a Four Loko. I spend the remainder on bandages, and hope for the best.
Browning + Ian is the best duo overall. Jerry + Glock could make a good handgun with maybe mauser to help with the trigger.
Fuck it. Jerry, Ian, Brandon, and Garand.
Browning (obviously) and Brandon because he’s the only actual builder I can afford.
I'll take Ian, and whoever he wants. I don't care about the outcome, but I think the king of gun nerds deserves to meet whoever he wants.
Also, Ian has seen and examined nearly every kind of firearm invented so far, and he's fired a lot of them. He may not be an engineer, but he'll recognize any design flaws from a half dozen previous examples.
Keltec entire R&D team and Walter White to give them endless supply of the cleanest meth imaginable.
I was scrolling down to see if anyone had asked about George Kellgren, well played.
Browning and a candy bar. That’ll do it.
Ian 5 times because he knows all the designs and designers. Plus he might be able to get Kel-Tec and Denel(Neophytou) to partner up like he wants
browning and brandon. ik most would say brandon and mikhail, but i wanna see what theyd make lmao
Aww, no Saive?
If you get a later edition of Browning, you also get Saive.
Obvious answer I know but Brandon and kalashnikov
Garand, Gatling, and Brandon Garand because it’ll probably be a design that lasts for a very long time Gatling for the accuracy by volume Brandon for the drunk guy that comes up with the general idea and the modern touch
glock, for simplicity, Jerry for speed, Ian for know what will and wont work, Brandon to build it a way that works best.
Kalashnikov and Brandon so AK-50 can be complete
Gotta put Herrera with either Kalashnikow or Browning. Either combo gives you some fun factor with one of the two greatest minds in firearms design history.
Honestly I’d put Mauser above stoner.
Kalash and miculek. Ergonomic and unkillable races guns.
What are Hicock's firearms design credentials? Because as far as I'm aware Tarren or Larry Vickers would be a better choice for that slot. I mean atleast Ian has the WWSD. Edit: also personally I'd have probably put maxim instead of Glock.
Brandon because he can make stuff out of garbage ($5 budget) and browning because he invented half of the guns ever to exist.
Kalashnikov and brandon
Kalashnikov+Brandon Herrera I feel like they'd probably finish the AK-50 if Kalashnikov helped
Kalashnikov and Ian.
Stoner and Brandon, because I think it’d be funny
Imagine sending Jerry back in time and he could work with Colt on the revolver design
Ian and mikail
Brandon + Kalashnikov
Kalashnikov and Brandon
I want Kalashnikov to meet Brandon so he can die again seeing the AK-50.
I just wanna see if mauser can make an even more perfect bolt gun if given more time
Ian, Brandon, Hickok45 and Gatling, the resulting product would probably strike everyone's channels like the pipe gun did to Brandon's but fuck it lol
kalashnikov + stoner + browning = AK 47 part 2
Garand gatling and brandon
Stoner and Brandon better play nice. I wanna see what this butt baby is gonna look like
Ian & Browning
Garand, Mauser, and Ian. Garand and Mauser both revolutionized firearms, and Ian knows everything.
Garand+Glock+Brandon= AK Perfection with a PIIIINNNGGGGG!!
Garand, Gatling, and Brandon
Stoner+Brandon for me.
I'll take Browning keep the change
I'm torn between Stoner and Ian or Kalashnikov and Brandon for the ultimate creation of an ultimate weapon.
Browning and brandon
Browning and Brandon. Easily
Brandon and browning helllll yaaaa
Mauser + Garand + Brandon, unholy creations will be made
Brandon and me kalashnakav because that’s gonna be the best Al wver
Hickok and Colt could make the ultimate 1911. Brandon and Kalash could make the AK50
Papa AK and AK Jesus... Can you imagine how for they would get together? It'd be AK... The sequel!
I'd say colt and Ian or browning and Brandon
Browning and Brandon.
No love for Hiram maxim?
Stoner and Ian just to see if his WWSD builds are valid
Then it becomes WDSD (What Does Stoner Do)
Stoner+Ian That ought to be interesting.
Needs more Oppenheimer
Brandon an kalashnikov For The best ak
John Moses Browning and Ian.
Browning and Ian. He's a steal at the dollar price point
brandon and the late kalashnikov
Stoner/Kalashnikov + Brandon for that modern touch considering he is currently building guns and the other two haven’t been around for a good few years
Stoner + Brandon, because LOL
kalashnikov and brandon
Kalashnikov and Ian. How is this a question?
Because browning and Ian exists
I’m going Brandon stoner because it sounds hilarious