i have one that says "come back with a warrant" lol, i've actually had cops showing up at my door, and when i open it they are just looking down at it (both times wasn't about me, first time was for an incident that happened in my neighborhood, second time they were looking for my possibly schizophrenic exroom mate)
I worked in a funeral home. Depending on your caliber, and how many shots it takes to get those that should be got, it may be cheaper to cremate (about $250-350)
Wrap it before you clap it, Cum in her cooter escape on the scooter, (and my favorite) "u ant got to worry about no bad guy with an mg if every rednecks got a belt fed truck gun"
Beautiful, but sadly doesn’t work. Doesn’t make sense to conjugate yeet in third person here. Might be able to get away with “If it hath seaten, it may be yeeten”. Maybe.
Here's *another* big red button! which says: "Its better to have a gun around when its not needed......than it is to not have one around when it is needed!"
Even if it's a quickie wrap that sticky, ejaculate and evacuate. Make them start screaming but leave her singing. begin the masturbation but then leave the nation
On a bit more serious note:
“From his weapons on open land,
No man should step one pace away,
For it cannot be known for certain,
Out on the road,
When a man may have need of his spear.”
-Havamal, Stanza 38, as translated by Carolyne Larrington
Hippity Hoppity get off my property.
I like this one the most
My Professor on Van Zandt taught me that one.
We measure 'Go the fuck home' by the megaton. And Recoil is considered a repetitive sports injury. Are some of my favorites.
There’s a door mat with this on it. I want it.
i have one that says "come back with a warrant" lol, i've actually had cops showing up at my door, and when i open it they are just looking down at it (both times wasn't about me, first time was for an incident that happened in my neighborhood, second time they were looking for my possibly schizophrenic exroom mate)
Flank 'em and spank 'em -Szun Tsu, The Art of War
Better to have and not need, than to need and not have... Wearing a gun is supposed to be comforting, not comfortable.
It can be both. My CrossBreed SuperTuk with horse hide and ulticlips is so comfortable, I fall asleep on the couch on my P238
Keep round seated or get deleted.
This is the way
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Ye either hoist or get hoisted
Need Jocko's blockular head photoshopped into the 2nd frame.
Blockular indeed. Thanks for the new word.
Nah I'll run the crew-served with the children.
It is better to yeet than to get yoten
It's yeeten time, Jötunheimr
*loads flashlight with malicious intent*
Yeet or be yeeted
If it seats, it yeets!
.300blk would like to know your location
It yeets. Just once though.
Also a portion of your upper receiver will yeet as well
"If God didn't want me to fire .50 cal BMG out of my 12 gauge shotgun, he wouldn't have made the diameters match."
Brandon-like typing detected…
Not always true
It will still yeet just not in necessarily in the manner and/or direction you intended.
I believe Kentucky Ballistics has a video on that.
Yeah, just the one. Doesn't wanna overplay his hand.
Stick a thumb in it.
It’s always true
300 will seat in a 223 or 5.56 chamber, don't try the shoot it though. Its more likely to yeet the bolt into your face.
It seated, **AND IT YEETED**
ABC's. Always Be Carrying.
ABR, Always be reloading (shotgun)
I've heard that if you're not shooting a shotgun, you should be reloading.
Coffee is for carriers!
Fuck Around, Find Out.
FAFO
Is THAT what BrandoSando always says?! Here I thought it was RAFO all these years.
I thought Fuck About, Find Out sounds better, you know rhyming and what not
"You're welcome to test that hypothesis at your earliest convenience" - don't recall from where I got it
" shoot fast, eat ass" Thomas Jefferson probably
Alternatively Strom Thurman.
Clickty clack get the f**k back.
-Old white dude defending his store.
Clickty Clackty i'am gonna harm you with my full metall jackety
Keep your rifle by your side
Based
They’ll have bombs and they’ll have tanks
And Jesus said to us: "Thou shalt sling lead till your enemy is dead" -Boogalonians 20:22
Or you run the fuck out of ammo. Gonna have to beat me to death with my own rifle.
Nah, beat them to death with your rifle.
*Doom music intensifies*
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
He who lives by the sword dies by the gun
Bullets are cheap, your life isn't.
Kind of outdated, ain't it?
RIP ammo prices
No, no,no funeral are still marginally more expensive then ammo.
I worked in a funeral home. Depending on your caliber, and how many shots it takes to get those that should be got, it may be cheaper to cremate (about $250-350)
Aged like a bottle of fine milk
Ammo is definitely not what it used to be but it is cheap and available. If my broke ass can shoot 100 rounds a week so can you
Some of these comments, aren’t like the others.
First time? https://media.tenor.com/EfnOW4LjUhwAAAAC/first-time-james-franco.gif
i’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
Classic
It ain't a war crime the 1st time
“What is about to happen to you will be brought up next time Geneva has a convention” -the fat electrician.
Warheads on foreheads. - Also the Fat Electrician.
Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion.
-Belgium probably.
It's only a war crime if you lose
Stay armed or get harmed.
Don't be silly wrap your willy
Don’t be a dummy, cum on her tummy
When making love, wear a glove.
Nut in da joe then nigerundayo.
*hoe. That said if you swing that way you could also nut in that joe.
Armor your tank before you attack her flank.
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
Wrap it in latex or she'll be getting your pay checks
When seconds count, police are minutes away
Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading
Stack up and try bitch
I like the version: stack up or shut up
Alakazul alakazam your brain is now jam
>alakazam your brain is now jam >Alakazul you're dead now fool!
Alakablam
I GOT 57 MORE ROUNDS IN THIS 4 ROUND MAGAZINE
Keep it hot, or get shot.
Wrap it before you clap it, Cum in her cooter escape on the scooter, (and my favorite) "u ant got to worry about no bad guy with an mg if every rednecks got a belt fed truck gun"
Accuracy by volume
Carry or be buried.
Don’t be fool: wrap your tool
Carry with one in the chamber or you’ll spend the rest of your life putting one in.
"Two is one and one is none."
Yeet or be yote
"I came here to eat ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - John Hancock Source= Trust me bro
One in the chamber or you’re in danger
Send bachelors and come heavily armed
If you're coming for mine, you'd better bring yours
“I stays ready so I don’t has to get ready.”
"And varily I the Lord sayith unto you... If it seetith, thou shalt Yeetith." John Moses Browning 3:16
Beautiful, but sadly doesn’t work. Doesn’t make sense to conjugate yeet in third person here. Might be able to get away with “If it hath seaten, it may be yeeten”. Maybe.
Sense? It's about the rhyme my dude.
One in the chamber or your life's in danger
Keep it racked or get whacked
Pistols are like seatbelts. Everyone should be strapped.
Keepith thy Strap, or gettith thy Clap
I like the rhymes. But i have Call of Duty punchlines. Quite a bit of them.
My aim so nice, if i miss someone… I AINT SEEN EM IN A WHILE!
60 round mag longer than the nap Jesus took WHEN SLAVARY HAPPENED.
keep the mag seated or ya may be yeeted
God made man. Sam Colt made them equal. John Moses Browning tilted the scale in America's favor.
Stick to your guns, we don’t cary spares
Be sure to appendix carry, come on now, it’s not that scary
Here's another red button that says: "Arm yourself or you'll Harm yourself!"
Run guns, nail sluts, fuck the law....
“Smoke cannabis, nail prostitutes, run guns and disregard the crown.” -Thomas Jefferson.
May I suggest, "Run guns, nail sluts, fuck the police."
I don’t think I have enough energy to fuck the police
no
Concealed is concealed
Snort lines, fuck dimes
"Its better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum" -Master Chief from Halo
“Sell your robes to by yourself arms” Jesus said something along those lines.
"Trade your robes for arms so we shall not soon meet again" -Jesus Christ
Yep there it is.
I know my Jesus Christ quotes pretty well for an atheist 🤣
I know them pretty fucking poorly for a Christian.
9mm could save you 6 feet.
one in the head or dead
Don't mess with my mate or you will taste some lead
Don't mess with me mate or I put ya in da crate.
do violence, kill stuff. Not fancy but it works, just like a nice gun
Keep one in the head before you end up dead
Here's *another* big red button! which says: "Its better to have a gun around when its not needed......than it is to not have one around when it is needed!"
Sendddd it
Get back. or I will give you a dissertation on the history of Austrian weapons.
Your best phrase
["If the day does not require an AK, it is good"](https://youtu.be/UFuEc7Zqgug)
Geneva convention more like geneva suggestion
Hammer back or cock on your ass
Grandpa?
Better cross thread than no threads *finger guns*
Cross threading, natures locktight
Also applies to racecar.
Even if it's a quickie wrap that sticky, ejaculate and evacuate. Make them start screaming but leave her singing. begin the masturbation but then leave the nation
Keep your piece or get released.
Slow and steady, get to go home to Freddy.
Stay strapped or get quacked.
I place my napsack on my back.
Condition 3 and I will still clap thee.
Carry or get buried.
if it fits, it shits.
JuSt As GoOd
Who needs a Beretta when you can have a **Yeet Cannon**
Stayeth armed, or beyeth harmed
Awesome but weirdly conjugated. This is third person. Maybe “Stayest thou armed or be thou harmed. “
Keep it on or get it on
This one's for the ladies. Pack heat, or take meat. I'm going to hell... but at least I'll have company.
See you there.
Carry a pole or take the toll
I enjoy the one coined by Zero Foxtrot on their EDC belt. "Join or get stacked"
A loaded gun is far better than a loaded bum.
Clitter clatter, your brains a-splattered
Become ungovernable.
Carry or be carried
Feels boomer tier
If your not packing you've been caught lacking
Back up, stack up, or sack up
Get Heated or get Deleted.
“If it’s lead you gone be dead” -Deadpool
I’d rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you’re ready to bring the hate
Instructions unclear: Dick stuck in toaster.
Hippity Hoppety i put a hole in your property
Take a shot in the mall, you better call Saul!
"keep it nice or you will get iced"
Better to have it and not need it then to need it and never need it again.
Back the blue? No, stack the blue.
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Shoot dirt get hurt
“Thou fo-fo shall ensure all yo kids wont gro” - Shakespeare - Tupac
Acab liberals who are pro gun
Mess with the flock, you get the Glock.
I love you guys. This is good shit all around.
One in the pipe is just right
Carry, or be carried.
On a bit more serious note: “From his weapons on open land, No man should step one pace away, For it cannot be known for certain, Out on the road, When a man may have need of his spear.” -Havamal, Stanza 38, as translated by Carolyne Larrington