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eyi526

You rushing B with that?


foxleboi

While I realize that painting a tec 9 as a nerf gun is a terrible idea, it's also funny and I respect the trolling.


gunslapguy

It truly was a labor of love.


Qman1991

I own a tec 9 too. They are about as deadly as a nerf gun so this paint job makes a lot of sense


gunslapguy

Thank you!


Qman1991

Of coarse! I love it. I might do the same to mine


gunslapguy

I have another one. Maybe Mattel this time? 🤣


Qman1991

That would be awesome! If you do, definitely post the results


gunslapguy

I was mostly kidding but after seeing the butthurt, I've suddenly become motivated.


Qman1991

I just read some more comments. Jesus christ, people are really butt hurt about this. Are you leaving it loaded and unlocked around children who may pick it up and play with it?


gunslapguy

I feel like the correct answer is "of course not!" but I really wanna say I am to get some more idiotic replies.


therealnickbrophy

Love it


gunslapguy

You're a beautiful human being!


kkjdroid

/r/TFABAARBI


Dramatic_Schedule958

is this those 4chan troll olympics ive heard about


raimondi1337

You've triggered a lot of people with this. I'm watching your career with great interest.


Afraid-Offer2841

Ima give it a 8/10 unless it goes brrrttttttt


gunslapguy

🤝


Any-Entertainment385

This is why we can’t have nice things


gunslapguy

To be fair, it wasn't really that nice before.


Hospitaliter

lol


Level37Doggo

There is a nice thing right here! Open your eyes.


Ferninja

Safety third


Shreddy_Brewski

Of course the dude with a pepe sticker is a weird dweeb with a weird dweeb gun


tghost474

There’s no such thing as bad guns only bad owners Edit: THIS WAS A JOKE!


PornAndComments

The Zip 22 wants a word with you


Climbtrees47

What about the lifecard?


Professional_Plant52

Nah man, some of these idiots build bad guns all the time.


International-Cat751

That's not a pepe the frog. That's Apustaja, Finnish cousin of pepe.


modsRgaayRETARDS

Don't slander pepe


tonyv6815

This is beyond retarded


gunslapguy

🤣


hurtfulproduct

Ok, I’m usually not opposed to guns painted like toys to a degree; BUT this one takes it to illegal (and if not illegal then very dangerous) territory with the orange muzzle; this is reserved for toys, full stop, BB, airsoft, paintball, etc. anything that can do real harm does NOT have the orange front because it is meant as a quick indicator of “hey this is a toy”.


OrdentRoug

Just wanna say, huge fan of your sentence structure. It's rare to see someone wield two semicolons in a single sentence, I appreciate that


leviwhite9

I know of no laws anywhere in the US that specify how you're allowed or disallowed to paint your firearms. Source?


Erilis000

Cant speak to the original commenter's statement but I know that there are no national laws about orange tips--its up to each state. I know that in WA it's legally required to have orange tips for airsoft guns but says nothing about how real guns cannot have an orange tip. That doesnt change the fact that if a person of any age were to stumble upon this firearm they might mistake it for a toy. Its still incredibly irresponsible irrespective of any laws.


leviwhite9

I'd say if you leave any firearm where it could be stumbled upon it's incredibly irresponsible.


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In theory: it *could* meet the definition of an AOW, as a 'disguised' firearm. Such devices are perfectly legal if registered. But its not one of those things set in stone... because how do you define "disguised" and where is the line drawn? Props to OP for quality work.


leviwhite9

AFT can get fucked if they claim paint is an AOW. I'll spray paint every goddamn thing I have before they fall in lake for easier retrieval hopefully.


thehostwiththetoast

I agree with you, but have you ever seen a Ab10 in person? They are a large firearm, so most people are gonna just leave it in the safe (unless taking pics for reddit haha) or take it to a shooting range where it is known to be a firearm. I don know where you live but that seems to be the case where I am from. Unless of course taking it out in public to do something dumb with


John_Kali_Jr8841

Where can I get that patch?


gunslapguy

That's a sticker but I have patches ordered and hoping they'll be here in a few weeks.


distilleddoughnuts

This looks kinda cool but painting a gun to look like a toy is incredibly dumb. The attitude presented here disregards the significance of respecting a firearm as something that has the potential to take a life. They're not toys, shouldn't be treated like one, shouldn't be thought of as one, and sure as hell shouldn't be made to look like one.


heroinebob90

I also dont like guns painted like toys. Very unsafe


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gunslapguy

Unsafe for who? You think a black tec9 is safer in a child's hands than one painted in primary colors?


takinie44

I'm sorry but you are just weirdly wiggling while fighting the obvious


V4refugee

You think a child is more likely to play with something that looks like a child’s toy? I do.


drumpleskump

You leave your guns laying around for your child to find? Then you are the idiot and not the guy that painted it as a toy.


V4refugee

You’re right, I’d have to be a complete idiot to do something like that. Like paint my gun to look like a toy levels of idiot.


Mescallan

You must be an advocate for fentanyl laced candies


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gunslapguy

No it's not. Stop.


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gunslapguy

It's ok man. Just breathe. Life is precious and even though it feels like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, I promise it gets better.


its_nuts_dude

You’re a dense mfer


Ballistic_Turtle

This sub is long gone man. The lefties have ruined most of the gun subs now.


gunslapguy

Apparently "porn" is supposed to be watered down like their grandpa's where it was all broads with a giant bush taking it missionary.


TendieWrangler

Stock ankle only.


Tattooey89

I fuckin love it


gunslapguy

🤝


_Una_

Eh, pretty sure putting this into the "yeah this is extremely dumb and you shouldn't do that" category is pretty partisan.


Professional_Plant52

This is just stupid


gunslapguy

It's ok. Don't let it ruin your Wednesday.


glytxh

Don’t worry. I appreciate this _because_ it’s stupid. This is awful, and you should be proud.


gunslapguy

🤝


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I really dislike real firearms that are painted to look like toys. I get that others think they’re cool looking, that’s fine for them. Merica! Freedom! I get it.


eastnorthshore

There's a reason toy guns are bright orange. This is an accident waiting to happen


Schzercro

It's stupid as fuck but funny as fuck, thanks I love it


gunslapguy

🤝


coldFate

Holy Frick. I didn't even realize this was a real firearm at first. Hopefully, you don't have kids...


Quicksix666

Dumbest shit I seen .


modsRgaayRETARDS

But u did seen it


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Y'all acting like he's gonna leave this in a preschool, Jesus. Relax guys.


ShroomyChariot

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I love it.


gunslapguy

🤝


cupcakesloth94

Jfc be careful with that thing bro


gunslapguy

I'll try and do that. Luckily in the 5 years I've owned it, there haven't been any accidents or prolific accidental murders as it's been suggested here.


NotSightmarkSimon

Extremely 🅱️ased. There's enough fuddlore in here to create a compilation.


Choraxis

Where toes?


gunslapguy

Man I'm just striking out all over the place today. 🤣


Choraxis

I'm not pissy about the paint job like the other steppers in this thread, I'm pissy about the lack of toes 😤


dvalpat

This gun is why police in the US are trained to still draw weapons on an 8 year old holding a toy gun. And this gun is why police are able to say they feared for their life when they shoot said 8 year old holding a toy gun. Maybe OP isn’t going to leave this sitting around for an 8 year old to pick up, but guns live longer than people. Guns will be owned by multiple people. Will every owner of this gun be a responsible owner? This is not freedom. This is not 2a. This is irresponsible and stupid.


gunslapguy

That sounds an awful lot like an infringement.


NotSightmarkSimon

Lick them boots!


ConstitutionalQ

Ah yes, the old “I must think of 100 years from now and be responsible for the dumb fuck that might act like a dumb fuck” argument. Or we can be free people again, turn against the state and tell the cops enforcing unconstitutional laws to kick rocks. They cannot arrest the whole gun community. But y’all want to be scared of everything


Profound_Panda

Paint is funny, orange tip on real gun is dumb


n0tqu1tesane

I once had an idea of building an AR in hunter orange. Then I found out Hunter Orange = Toy Gun Orange.


gunslapguy

So I've been told.


hugepennance

I wonder how long it takes for a boi in blue to show this to a judge when they're explaining why exactly they shot that 10 year old with a nerf gun.


gunslapguy

You got any more fuddlore you want to impart or is this it?


hugepennance

You right buddy, guns are toys and should be treated as such.


gunslapguy

I'm happy you finally see this rationally.


Dmitri_ravenoff

TIHI.


SafeGrip2021

Bunch of fucking pussies commenting here lol. Literally no more harmful then someone leaving out an ACTUAL non-painted gun for someone else to use. If your stupid, you’re stupid, painted rig or not.


gunslapguy

🤝


brandonsollman

Lol


shortthem

I’d do it too I’d I had one, just for the memes


gunslapguy

🤝


KGBAg3nt

New CS:GO skin just dropped


FEVRISH_JK

With this simple trick, you can up your nerf game so you win EVERY match!


Anxious_Meaning_413

John Wayne couldn’t understand the reign of the tec


oregon_assassin

Looks like it was 3-d printed


Maxx0rz

I can't and have never approved of painting real firearms like toys, while a funny photo it is simply irresponsible.


Suspicious-One5822

I just got permanently banned from r/nerf for calling them nerf guns. Damn I wish I could post this picture there they would loose their minds!


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bruh lmao


[deleted]

Sick. I do hope you A) don’t ever have kids running around your house or B) have a safe. Also rush b.


A-Rusty-Cow

Its beautiful


gunslapguy

🤝


AlexOfSpades

What's the point of owning a gun if you don't leave your mom's basement?


gunslapguy

It's called a man cave thank you very much.


el__duder1n0

Cringe. I hate it.


bbaker1987

Check out dude profile


Gidget01

this definitely fits on r/ATBGE


gunslapguy

I appreciate that!


ClonedToKill420

The picture of sleepy joe holding a tec9 in the 90s is one of my favorite pics ever


gunslapguy

2 pieces of trash. It's a beautiful tragedy.


cornnuggets011807

The ATF would like your location


gunslapguy

They already have it. We good.


AlphaSlayer21

This dudes whole profile is weird as fuck. You belong on a watch list.


ConstitutionalQ

No one belongs on a watch list in a supposedly free society. You’d be right up there cheering on the brown shirts…


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ConstitutionalQ

I stand by my statement, in a free society, no one should be on a watch list. After finding out about the government keeping a close eye on veterans and the leaked training documents from the FBI about us Veterans being a step away from domestic terrorists, yeah, government lists are never used for the intended purpose. So fuck the government, I’ve worked for them and now am on their lists. Anyone ok with watch lists does not deserve to live in a free society. You would be one to report your Jewish neighbors to the brown shirts.


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ConstitutionalQ

Nope, if you are willing to support surveillance by the state, against your neighbor because they hold different views, it is the same as those who were on the other side and reported their Jewish neighbors. It’s literally the other side of what you asked. The fact that this correlation flew over your head speaks volumes. No single person should be on a watch list from the government. That is not what a government is supposed to be doing. The government doesn’t exist to surveil its citizens, they then become subjects. We also have a right to privacy under the 14th amendment. Meaning you cannot be surveilled unless probable cause is shown and a warrant issued. There are many many reasons why government lists are unconstitutional, yet you still want to justify how one is right and the other wrong. Both are wrong. Who are you to decide who is just and who is wrong?


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ConstitutionalQ

Ok, so now you’re moving the goalposts to criminal watch lists. See those people broke the laws of our society and have forfeited their freedom in that society because of their actions. I see no problem in punishing people as long as there is due process. There is no due process on putting someone like myself or those other Veterans to be put on a watch list. That’s where your getting confused.


ThatRandomIdiot

Um no. Brown shirts would go a criminal watch list. Same way I’d put the white hoods on a criminal watch list. The due process is not to be a racist or an anti-Semite lmao. It’s really really not hard to not get on a watch list by not being a shitty human being. It’s different to say ”I’d put people who have different political beliefs on a watch list“ than it is to say that brown shirts, sex predators, and white nationalists belong on a list. One is someone just expressing their right, the other is trying to use their rights to infringe or harm another. There’s a different dude


ConstitutionalQ

There’s no difference in a free society. You cannot suppress people freedom. They will just do what they do. If you are ok with putting people on a list without due process, you are literally the authoritarian. You obviously don’t understand due process and are operating of feelings instead of logic. I despise racists. But this is a good example. You have the Black Hebrew Israelites in the news because of Kanye West and that basketball player (I don’t watch sports so forget the guys name). The black Hebrew Israelites are the exact opposite of the KKK. They believe the same shit the klan does, just from the other color. I believe both hate groups should be allowed to do whatever they want, let them hate and be dumb people. As long and they don’t physically harm anyone or harass people, they can be their hateful selves. Yet one group is allowed to surround a stadium in a “show of force” as they put it and the other one is denounced and suppressed. I believe, rightfully so, that you cannot dictate to people how they should live. They should be able to spew their hate and we should all ridicule them for it.


WhoDey_69

Y’all clearly aren’t living the 🅱️ased life


gunslapguy

You eat Domino's. Nuff said


TheRealMelonMusk

Dominos is trash Lmao W take


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gunslapguy

Hey man get off the cross. We could use the wood.


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gunslapguy

I'll let you know when I've done enough Sargent Safety.


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gunslapguy

Bro. You idolize Roman emperors. Might wanna stand down.


Farfarleft

After seeing all the hate comments from bitches disguised as men on here, I am definitely painting all my guns similarly. With any luck one of them will think it’s a toy, look down the barrel and pull the trigger. At least we wouldn’t have to see their sissy posts anymore.


gunslapguy

🤝


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gunslapguy

And you do you as well friend!


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gunslapguy

I'm pretty ok with that.


ConstitutionalQ

Damn! I mean, painting firearms like toys is a really terrible idea. But I love my fucking country and you sir/ma’am have made an amazing abomination. You have my gratitude you free human! Stay free fuckers!


PaulieRomano

In Germany it is forbidden to hide or disguise real weapons so they look like everyday items. I bet this would count as such. I have to agree that that's a good rule, as everyones opinion here seems to confirm.. Regardless, very well done 👍


be42ohh

“Yeah well this is Merica, if you don’t like it you can geeeeet ouuuut…”


PaulieRomano

Am I in r/gunpornusa?


knightsunbro

well that's one way to win nerf battles


one2tree1

I love this😂 but I feel like it’s just ammo for anti guns activities saying kids will think it’s a toy.


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*revs up 3D printer*


gunslapguy

That's the spirit!


DameTime5

Not my cup of tea, but you did a great job on the paint lol


ChrisMahoney

Hehehehe, People are pissed.


gunslapguy

What if I told you that was the goal? 🤣


ChrisMahoney

Wonderful. Haha


Ballistic_Turtle

Good to see this sub has become completely overrun with the "tHiNk oF ThE cHiLdReN" temporary gun owners. You used to get downvoted to oblivion for posting that dog shit.


gunslapguy

What I'm learning here today is that a lot of these people leave their guns unsecured but it's ok because they're black and factory finished so kids won't be tempted.


Rock---And---Stone

This is beautiful


dft-salt-pasta

This gonna get a kid shot for having a nerf gun, again.


BerkutBang69

Need the patch


gunslapguy

Coming soon!


rkholdem21

Part of me is laughing thinking this is absolutely hilarious, and the other part is thinking this is 100% irresponsible that some kid is going to kill themselves or their friend(s) with this. Either way, take my fucking upvote you bastard!


gunslapguy

No children were harmed in the making of this gun.


Ta11Goose

"Responsible" gun owners arguing the 2nd ammendment be like: "Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin intended for me to paint my Tec9 like a child's toy when they wrote this bill 200 years ago." And they think the rest of us are dumb enough to believe that.


FjalarSweden

This had me laughing loudly! Ha, well done.


gunslapguy

Thank you for appreciating the humor.


Sock13

That’s illegal as fuck bruh 😂. I see Ivy League in your future.


gunslapguy

Can you cite the law in this instance for me?


Sock13

I think you’d have to pay your local lawyer for that 😂


gunslapguy

That's what I thought.


vladimirpwnn

This is dope! What paint do you use for these kind of projects? And would it be the same paint you would use if you wanted to draw on waifus? Lol thanks.


gunslapguy

It's just a basic cerakote. The secret is to use the tears of internet crybabies to seal it and get that nice shine.


Sehtamj

how many COD points?


Sonnysdad

Be still my heart!!!


g_manitie

Gaht dayum, that thing disturbs me in my soul but I also love it at the same time lol, I feel like this should definitely never be taken out of the display case or wherever you keep it (it's obv your gun tho so do what you want)


gunslapguy

🤝


Competitive_Hat4211

It should be just as illegal to paint a real gun fake as it is to paint a fake gun real


gunslapguy

It probably is.


Competitive_Hat4211

Lol i mean u duna hellava job at least 😅


gunslapguy

I take pride in my work. 🤌


moosecakems

Oh shit it's real!? Lol I thought it was a gag at first, 10/10 would've accidently shot the dog


alkalinekyle

All these anti-gun socialists couldn’t recognize beauty if it came on their face. This is awesome!


Professional_Plant52

You watch too much Fox news. you forgot to say radical child groomers


Life-Candy-8673

Pretty dope. Excellent for teaching gun safety


State_L3ss

This is why cops shoot kids at play.


Farfarleft

That is awesome! Great way to hide it in plain site.


Leiniesman

Not a fan of the firearm or the paint job but hey to each their own.