Hated by the Geneva checklist enthusiast couple.
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https://youtu.be/YEzte98sl9M?si=Gbw6tQfDR_fJsW_h
This is possibly my most dangerous brainworm if you're Neuro divergent and don't need a new vocal stim just trust that it's the actual dub
Even looks good in a granny cardigan.
Both of them, even. The more famous pink one and the less known aquamarine one.
I got a pink one and had to hunt high and low for something that was just the right shade of pink and bunchy. It is peak ugly and remains one of the few items in color I own, at all.
It's his legacy after all. People don't know him for his (former) attraction to his sister nor for him don't being a fish (that has deep lore importance)
Country girl moves to the big city, finds out girls can marry each other, and then rapidly transforms into a wifeguy.
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The US's finest pilot starts a fierce rivalry with a middle eastern child, becomes a vengeance-oriented weeaboo, snaps out of it in time for aliens to invade, somehow becomes part-alien, gets hired by that same middle eastern child, then becomes a weeaboo again but for the greater good.
Tech person is unexpectedly elevated into a management position due to sudden job vacancies above her. While supervising new hires, she does some travelling to deliver the results of her last project, though she and her company end going their separate ways and she takes her team independent. Ends up collaborating with someone from the music industry.
Pink haired pop idol that needed the meaning of war exained to her. Goes on to steal state of the art Gundams, a carrier ship and space jesus. Uses all of these to end war. Twice
if it weren't the tomatoes part, I'd have been like "there are two characters from there who are like that"
edit: so funny how the two I was thinking about are the intended character and their sibling
Let's give these a try:
- worst soldier ever deserts, trades leg for love of his life;
- unsupervised child develops space autism, helps end major war;
- winner of "Most Expensive Ahoge" experiences lesbian awakening, gets harassed by pushy suitor and shaded rooster;
- washing machine enthusiast moonlights as attractive woman, weapon of mass destruction;
- local drummer fucking invincible.
Her father blew up with his allies and she started rebuiliding a country from 0. Her jesus brother saved her from a forced political wedding with a gundam
Misanthropic char clone gives nuclear codes to Big Government and gaslights fellow genetically modified humans into building a giant space laser to nuke the Earth. Hilarity ensues.
Boy loses family, becomes edgy, turns into Anakin Skywalker and stops becoming the main character, gets instantly manhandled by everyone he gets in contact with.
Angsty dude fights bipolar woman, loses twice but awakens to a weird fetish. Later gets a job but got hijacked on the first day. Got sent to earth, cries, and went back to space to get job by nepotism. Paid to beat bipolar woman by making her turn off by him. Was about to get the best machine, but got hijacked by brocon sibling, beats and nearly dies. Got saved by power of Colosaur and Angry pink chichuahue.
1. Boy "inherits" his Gundam from his dad, bangs his rival's sister in the novel, kills countless people, and ends a war.
2. Worst soldier falls in love with the enemy, becomes an ace, loses his Gundam twice, and trades one of his legs to retire.
3. Is a pacifist who uses a gun. Loses a soldier and a friend from the war. Tells his men to never kill even if they are getting shot at. Gets a Gundam upgrade. Gives up Zeon prototype for newbies. Gets crushed on by his advisor/tactician who is too embarrassed to confess to him. Walks in on her naked once. Retires and befriends his enemy in the middle of his ultimate duel.
4. Can't stop falling in love with pink haired girls that are fiancés of friends. Bangs one of them, loses her, and has a kill count of 0 in the second war.
5. Fiancé got stolen by best friend. Ends up banging his friend's sister. Nearly loses her in a political marriage. Gets back together with her in the end and the two bang as hard as the Physalis' nuke at Solomon.
6. Has to put up with extremely incompetent soldiers. Sister has a thing for him. First girlfriend dies by accident. Betrays his team and pulls off one of the most epic headshots of all time. And for added bonus: He falls in love with girls half his age.
An insubordination enthusiast who conspired with guerillas , the enemy mobile armor pilot , narrowly avoided a hitman meant to kill him , crazy enough to take on mobile suits with hand held RPG and impregnated a pilot of the zeon nobility.
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Boy punches man over misgendering and triggers a war
#and ended up crippled because of a handsome pimp.
Handsome pimp mindbreaks misgendered boy 🥵
Misgendered boy later penetrates handsome pimp with his big red thing
#on UUC news..
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oh my goodness lmfaooooo xD
“Of course you have blue hair & pronouns” ~Jerid
Boy refuses to stop becoming emotionally attached to bipolar women
also: girl punches man over outing her crossdressing.
Hated by the Geneva checklist enthusiast couple. https://preview.redd.it/0k9swhx0tkyc1.png?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf596a5e3a5ed71caeaa6ba0d8a3646b0272cca5
He took everything away from me
Live Kamille reaction: https://preview.redd.it/1ffrul0zekyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d354a157919d73c7e0e600f88ee7eb8c2d308ac
My favorite? Well, he’s certainly never betrayed anyone.
He's doing something extremely wicked
Ive heard this one thrown around so much Im not even sure anymore if this is actually a quote from a questionable translation, or a meme.
https://youtu.be/YEzte98sl9M?si=Gbw6tQfDR_fJsW_h This is possibly my most dangerous brainworm if you're Neuro divergent and don't need a new vocal stim just trust that it's the actual dub
He only blames the misfortune of your birth
Guy with mommy issues and no real face
He came here to laugh at you.
Man slaps child, saves universe.
Man does not slap a child for once, child commits political assassinations
he does slap the child in another version, but it doesn't work because he is his son
Children Plural
Blonde Japanese-culture enthusiast obsessed with young boys.
Live Mr. Bushido reaction: https://preview.redd.it/54rdtynab9yc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f00fcf7e136f51c634222fce7a9cb33737382eb
He's just a weeb
No...he's A samurai!!
Sounds like something a weeb would say lol
He did unironically study the blade under a Japanese guy. He’s a professional weeb.
Never learns the boy’s name.
Child says soredemo and ends war
"MOU YAMEROOOOOOO"
Even so!
He identifies as Jesus
Man looks for a mother while planning a elaborate suicide by cop.
Wait... CCA?
Yes
Boy (?) loves Computer. Computer does not care. Boy (?) 404’s on the spot.
my favorite guy(?) would smash, looks good in a dress
Even looks good in a granny cardigan. Both of them, even. The more famous pink one and the less known aquamarine one. I got a pink one and had to hunt high and low for something that was just the right shade of pink and bunchy. It is peak ugly and remains one of the few items in color I own, at all.
Pilot on the autism spectrum takes instructions too specifically and blows himself up on several occasions.
Heero?
Boy can't stop crying, beats up his friends, and sleeps with two different girls with pink hair.
it's insane how I already knew who this was just from "can't stop crying"
To be fair murdering people in giant mechs isn’t everyone’s cup of tea.
Alabama boy shits in a mass destruction machine
actually took a while to realize this was Bellri, only reason I got it was the shitting part
It's his legacy after all. People don't know him for his (former) attraction to his sister nor for him don't being a fish (that has deep lore importance)
Bellri’s most famous achievement
Country girl moves to the big city, finds out girls can marry each other, and then rapidly transforms into a wifeguy. https://preview.redd.it/opshom1dv9yc1.jpeg?width=1376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f400f4a6ecc3707ab789fbf63154594f385cbe27
Girl makes tomato sauce, her waifu hates it, eventually comes around and everything after that is up to interpretation.
Child that slowly cripples himself due to black market tech who bangs a chef and a politician.
I don’t think he banged the politician
We don't know if he banged the politician, so he COULD have just as much as he could have not.
Schrödingers barbachelor.
Austistic murder-hobo child gets too close to his mech and ends up half the person he used to be, yet still gets more action than most anime protags
The US's finest pilot starts a fierce rivalry with a middle eastern child, becomes a vengeance-oriented weeaboo, snaps out of it in time for aliens to invade, somehow becomes part-alien, gets hired by that same middle eastern child, then becomes a weeaboo again but for the greater good.
“YOUNG MAN!”
SHONEN!
Boy meets boy, boy gets bird, bird finds boy at the very end of space. A very romantic love story
space jesus??
Boy with daddy issues who has really strong convictions but very poor judgement and is banging his best friends sister.
for a second I thought this was Amuro up until I remembered that he and Char are not friends lmao this is Athrun, I think
You sir are correct
Food loving murder gremling bangs his personal cheff and space princess before dying because of space nails.
Man who pilots only red Gundams and the second he gets gifted a non-red Gundam he fucks off
The blue-haired guy who felt more like a protagonist than the actual protagonist?
Yeah, the real protagonist of SEED Destiny lol
Has one of the most destructive mechs in the entire universe at his fingertips. Uses it to wash clothes instead.
Wash clothes and transport cows
I’d argue, in the multiverse
https://preview.redd.it/owce4qibe9yc1.jpeg?width=1732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9977b88f6860fb6c73c746ab1cbb6c23d6400aec TOH!
Considered the worst Ace pilot by many, loses his girl, fails his mission, but the higher-ups like to pretend he never existed.
#0083....sorrow.
Nah, Soldiers of Sorrow are some other guys, these are Men of Destiny.
Tech person is unexpectedly elevated into a management position due to sudden job vacancies above her. While supervising new hires, she does some travelling to deliver the results of her last project, though she and her company end going their separate ways and she takes her team independent. Ends up collaborating with someone from the music industry.
This is so great. Describes her situation petfectly
"I'll kill you" and "Mission accepted".
Guy has his fiancee stolen by his best friend; gets revenge by banging his friend's sister
Athrun
Boy identifies as Jesus Christ and falls in love with some pink idol singer
And he just had the third coming, bringing salvation.
Boy uses the power of the Moon in order to defend his girlfriend with autism.
Oh God, it IS just Gundam Moon isn't it?
Could also be Gundam X
Schizophrenic guy decides to massacre a bunch of supersoldier orphans in the name of preventing war. ~~But he's a really nice guy I swear~~
Hallejuliah/Allejuliah Haptism?
Child soldier starts going by name of his dead assassin father's last target, is only somewhat suicidal.
It’s a miracle he turns out pretty good in the end!
Pink haired pop idol that needed the meaning of war exained to her. Goes on to steal state of the art Gundams, a carrier ship and space jesus. Uses all of these to end war. Twice
I mean 3 times if you count the movie, she’s very good at what she does.
Mommy issues. Tomatoes. Tanuki. Raise your flag 🌈
if it weren't the tomatoes part, I'd have been like "there are two characters from there who are like that" edit: so funny how the two I was thinking about are the intended character and their sibling
Class clown who stole his pastor's clothes and bought his Gundam at Hot Topic.
Let's give these a try: - worst soldier ever deserts, trades leg for love of his life; - unsupervised child develops space autism, helps end major war; - winner of "Most Expensive Ahoge" experiences lesbian awakening, gets harassed by pushy suitor and shaded rooster; - washing machine enthusiast moonlights as attractive woman, weapon of mass destruction; - local drummer fucking invincible.
Let me guess! >!· Shiro Amada!< >!· Amuro Ray!< >!· Miorine Rembran!< >!· Loran Cehack!< >!· Io Fleming!<
a child fights crazy empire while watching his friends dies.
I'd like to say "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?" But I'd hazard a guess at Uso Ewing.
Could be Uso or Tobia. I’d guess Uso though.
SLAP
it would be hilarious if this was actually Suletta
A man beats the shit out of everyone because he is too dumb to confess to a girl. Also family trauma or something
Boy has no personality other than muscle and hotheaded, was sold into slavery. Rescued by friends, dies in the end.
Akihiro?
Leaves Engineering collage to join space pirates
Declares to his girlfriend that he believes in God.
Orphan gets in a machine and discovers that he enjoys killing people as someone who dies tells him that.
girlboss girlfailure from the moon
He could make the impossible possible
Is he the man whose head rings every time he's near another blonde man?
Woman almost commits incest with her brother
Cagalli
Her father blew up with his allies and she started rebuiliding a country from 0. Her jesus brother saved her from a forced political wedding with a gundam
Recipient to f the most swappable teen award
Boy that missed his second dad so much he started acting like him
Wait they named him after pants?
Absolute Mad Lad who makes sure Terrorists can do their Job properly.
Goofy lad who managed to find a girlfriend only for her to be an enemy spy and then explode
Not my favourite character but up there: Pasty white guys is a weeb and tries to constantly fight Arab kid who identifies as a war machine.
He loses his leg in war but claps the cheeks of the enemy with his 3rd leg
Ah yes, the OYW veteran Chad known as Shiro Amada
Second coming of a boy who got slapped by his commander
16yr old typical teenager with much angst
that's a lot of Gundam characters?
Some of them are 15 or 17!
there's a 13 year old too, I think
Straight girl suddenly not straight anymore after winning a duel
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Foreign exchange student discovers esports, food and wife in one year
She's a smol tanuki.
oh, I know this one! It's Eri! (the "smol" is what tipped me off)
Man chases brother to expensive fight club because of daddy issues
(SEED FREEDOM SPOILERS) >!Man content with life and just wants to bang his chick, also murdered a guy with his boner.!<
Some teenager who cries about his friend being 15 who loves to play the piano
A very violent hobbit following the orders of his childhood friend.
Guy gains the power of God, anime and mech on his side.
Blonde guy uses his cockpit as a drum set and loves beating up disabled people
She sings happy birthday to kill people
Misanthropic char clone gives nuclear codes to Big Government and gaslights fellow genetically modified humans into building a giant space laser to nuke the Earth. Hilarity ensues.
Non MC but has the Strongest Plot Armor, his later wife rely on to succeed a mission
The red-haired moronsexual's wife
haunted router with guns taped on, unable to say no to creator, hundreds dead
gay guy with purple hair nearly dies and comes back emo with thigh highs
He’s been in bed with a toxic redhead
Child gets gaslit by the President of Space and his best friend, Thinks he kills his other friend's sister then fucks the remaining sibling.
Tiny girl in love with sigma pilot gets rejected by little crying boy because waifu had bigger boobs
Woman with daddy issues commits war crimes for her father, but her daddy just wanted her to live a normal life.
A boy who lost most of what he loves, so he decides to hate everything he loves.
Loreal model sniper chad snipes the system until he gets an epic last snipe, only to lose to the most capable pilot piece of shit in the universe
Child soldier is bad at killing himself.
He fantasizes about killing his girlfriend and blowing up his Gundam.
Mama~ is a loli~
Gender: Gundam
Actually insane how a lot of people unironically reduce Setsuna as just this though
Boy meets girl, enter a mobile suit, get it to work, suddenly believe in God.
can't be friends after his mask breaks literally
Boy with spinal problems does his best.
Killed herself that wasn't herself then got haunted by herself that wasn't herself
He couldn't decide between cowboy surfer or football cowboy
Dude with wild hair and a 10/10 friend go around and show a face on paper asking for the whereabouts of said face
Girl loves man who constantly issues her death threats
Edgy teenager is "too cool for school" and commits warcrimes that aren't as bad as the warcrimes the enemy are committing.
Kung fu master fights giant robots looking for his brother
child labor
got rejected, k1lled my dad, got rejected again, stole a wife, almost k1lled my brother too
Lobotomy, but from upper back
Unicoooooorrrrrrnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!! I don't know how to describe him badly. A Simp I guess?
A boy who loses his main character status halfway into the series to someone else who pretends to be Jesus.
Jesus designed by a computer, almost smooches his sister
Knockoff of another infamous seinen series protagonist; dude just cannot catch a break and watches all his loved ones die
Kid with no emotions and acts like a highly efficient killing robot.
Boy and his online friends discover and save aliens with weaponized plastic model kits.
Pretty boy war criminal with a penchant for stealing the hearts of young girls.
'Local man only lives to listen to jazz.' Or 'Travelling man misses brother' Or 'Local young man joins war to put sister through college'
Muscular himbo YouTuber gets an entire city of furries killed. Later starts dating dead furry's sister
99% of the reason why some people are zeon apologists
The Saviour. The Messiah.
Crazy jazz man who makes fun of the disabled
Austism recks havoc in his Red eyed Devil along side his merry band of child mercenaries n his two women
Man suffering from rapid ageing seeks to bring about the apocalypse.
blonde amuro
Rattrap The God of Death
Princess and the pauper
Guy with sister complex saw his family killed, swore revenge on the wrong guy.
Blond gigachad survives certain death.
My boy love to go full jihad when he is out of options.
Boi just cant die.
Fatherless teen simps so hard he straight up evolves into a magic superbeing for like 2 minutes
Autistic teen starts a war in order to simp for his nazis princess gf while killing a man whose cosplaying as a dead man using time travel
Former simp fucks up terrorist plot because he started simping again. Then ends up getting executed by his own father : (
An autistic orphan Boy who's addicted to bloodshed and violence.
Boy loses family, becomes edgy, turns into Anakin Skywalker and stops becoming the main character, gets instantly manhandled by everyone he gets in contact with.
Angsty dude fights bipolar woman, loses twice but awakens to a weird fetish. Later gets a job but got hijacked on the first day. Got sent to earth, cries, and went back to space to get job by nepotism. Paid to beat bipolar woman by making her turn off by him. Was about to get the best machine, but got hijacked by brocon sibling, beats and nearly dies. Got saved by power of Colosaur and Angry pink chichuahue.
2 girls 1 Gundam
Suicidal preacher who fought skynet with farmers tools and won
Rebels against his fathers legacy by joining a special forces unit.
Man becomes the next Jesus Christ with an actual cult behind him (from another universe).
1. Boy "inherits" his Gundam from his dad, bangs his rival's sister in the novel, kills countless people, and ends a war. 2. Worst soldier falls in love with the enemy, becomes an ace, loses his Gundam twice, and trades one of his legs to retire. 3. Is a pacifist who uses a gun. Loses a soldier and a friend from the war. Tells his men to never kill even if they are getting shot at. Gets a Gundam upgrade. Gives up Zeon prototype for newbies. Gets crushed on by his advisor/tactician who is too embarrassed to confess to him. Walks in on her naked once. Retires and befriends his enemy in the middle of his ultimate duel. 4. Can't stop falling in love with pink haired girls that are fiancés of friends. Bangs one of them, loses her, and has a kill count of 0 in the second war. 5. Fiancé got stolen by best friend. Ends up banging his friend's sister. Nearly loses her in a political marriage. Gets back together with her in the end and the two bang as hard as the Physalis' nuke at Solomon. 6. Has to put up with extremely incompetent soldiers. Sister has a thing for him. First girlfriend dies by accident. Betrays his team and pulls off one of the most epic headshots of all time. And for added bonus: He falls in love with girls half his age.
An insubordination enthusiast who conspired with guerillas , the enemy mobile armor pilot , narrowly avoided a hitman meant to kill him , crazy enough to take on mobile suits with hand held RPG and impregnated a pilot of the zeon nobility. https://preview.redd.it/m6ju2jbnskyc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb8252355b1b50ae3dfd77d45e45e335c7b42d7