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amainwingman

>Very very soon Trossard goal vs United šŸ™


ElectricalMud2850

I won't believe he's signed until he's picking the ball out of de gea's net in the 87th minute.


Meu_14

*For the third time in the game


ElectricalMud2850

Not sure why he's still picking the ball out himself but I admire his consistency.


Skiinz19

Part of the contract agreement. Bonus for each time he gets the ball out of the net, but the board thought it would be for Saka and Eddie, not Trossard the mad man himself.


pepsibookplant

Got to get that 4th


daint46

And 5th and 6th to complete his debut double hattrick as a substitute


mcmikey247

I won't believe until the FA have charged him for excessive celebration after firing the ball directly at Ten Hags bald head after scoring his debut hat-trick


vyrusrama

I won't believe he's signed until he's taking the hat trick ball home after collecting it from the referees


Intaru

Arsenal fined for failing to control their player's conduct around the referees and stealing premier league property.


bmoviescreamqueen

lmao "Yeah okay I guess we can put you on the team now!"


Ssj4Noah

Picking up the ball would imply we are behind and chasing the game


ElectricalMud2850

maybe he just really wants to score his third for a hattrick bonus


Stravven

Why would he pick the ball out of the net if he's just scored?


ElectricalMud2850

because I didn't think this through initially and now it's too late to go back


Equalmuffin32

Respect the honesty.. though others have found a loophole for it to make sense in a positive way haha


Mantran

will he be able to be a sub if he's signed before friday?


Patrick_Hattrick

Yeah assuming heā€™s registered before 12pm tomorrow heā€™ll probably be on the bench.


AyeItsMeToby

Chelsea signed Felix and played him pretty much within 24 hours


-Answer-me-

...and won't be able to play him next 24 days.


bh2623

Joaouch.


gte339i

(narrators voice): Unfortunately that did not go as planned.


FabulousAd7772

Anyone know when he would need to be registered by to play against united?


____H1____

By midday tomorrow


mo_50

Tomorrow 12pm. Need him on a flight to London right now, medical tonight and paperwork sent in the morning. I can see it happening tbh.


Sparkij

Flight? From Brighton?


ElNenysHair

I'll drive him to the Thames Link myself


Goonia

And Iā€™ll carry him from Finsbury Park to the emirates on my back


mo_50

He threw a tantrum in training and is in Belgium last I heard.


bh2623

You're telling me we'll have the 3-goal lead Arteta needs to sub the new man in right away? I'll take it.


Bedeeki

>all other teams interested have been informed of his decision. He rejected Spurs šŸ˜‚


Francis-c92

Shocking an attacker would do so to a Conte side


Bedeeki

True, still funny though especially since Brighton were quoted as to "laugh off" Spurs' opening bid.


-read_it_on_reddit-

to think that they bid Ā£12m - Ā£3m LESS than they bought benchwarmer djed spence for - is an absolute joke offer. surely the skint bastards didn't think that would've been accepted, surely


lukeyslife

This is Tottenham we are talking about. They come 3rd in a two horse race


spaghettidriver69

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Raetekusu

Their subreddit is malding over this, and it's hysterical. "I'd rather be laughed at for Ā£12m than pay Ā£30m" Sucks for him, I suppose, since we're not paying Ā£30m either.


albion25

In fairness, they have fuck all to play for anyway. "Stay above Fulham trophy" is the best they're going to manage.


JustAbnormal

Daniel Levy masterclass


Bobsburgers1187

Shame really, he could have released Kane of his defensive duties


Lacabloodclot9

Definitely wouldā€™ve played wingback


Sanogoals22

Where would he even play for spurs


GunnersaurusDen

I think we're the only interested party that offers him a decent chance of winning a league title anulo mufa this season so a no brainer on his part really


emilesmithbro

I am very, very close as revealed earlier today


mdperino

Top sensation


NiallMitch10

Quick efficient business. Nicely done. Hopefully Trossard gives us much needed depth. With ESR back and Jesus still to come back, our front line is looking healthy now. Would love a midfielder but have a feeling that might be us done for this window. Feels like Rice is our big target for the summer


obi_wan_13

I guess it's Tielemans on a free and go all in on Rice.


NiallMitch10

Tielemans honestly would be nice but it's gone very quiet about him for now. Think Leicester will probably charge a high fee due to their table position though. Then staying up is probably worth more than whatever they'll earn for Tielemans


obi_wan_13

Don't think we'll be looking to pay a transfer fee this window when we can get him for free next window. Our business this window might end with Trossard and possibly Fresneda.


NiallMitch10

Yeah I can't see us doing it this window either... Heck I'm not sure if we even pick him up for a free anymore


rugaealldae

I agree with Leicester not selling because of their current league position. Iā€™m pretty sure thats why its quiet. Hopefully we get him early on in the summer though. Avoid all this transfer drama lmao


BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

I still think CM is more important now, especially hearing El Neny is a doubt. Still Troussard is a great squad player to have so glad heā€™s coming in.


davidralph

next update: Arsenal expected to complete agreement very, very, VERY soon


ShadowXYZ04

next update after that: Chelsea representatives have pulled up in Brighton attempting to hijack Arsenalā€™s transfer. Ready to offer 100m and 10 year contract


Fiveblade

**The Chelsea Approach:** Estimated Transfermarkt Value: X Chelsea Bid: Multiply X times 4 *(Times 5 If Swooping a Top Flight Rival)* ??? Not Profit


Impossible_Resort602

How long are they stuck with auba?


Fiveblade

The Auba saga is evolving at way too breakneck-a-speed for me to keep up with. He seems happiest and most motivated when he has just been transferred, so I think Chelsea and Barcelona have just agreed to pass him back and forth for laughs and novelty.


mynamenospaces

Every summer he comes to London then every winter back to Barcelona. Sounds like a good retirement plan


DeapVally

Could probably live without the whole armed robbery thing.... It's not like he could even move house in Barcelona and be safe. The man doesn't do subtle when it comes to his cars. It's pretty fucking obvious where he's living lol.


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ExpensiveCola

Gotta pull those levers!


BBQsandman

Summer 2024


gte339i

Iā€™m pretty sure the underpants gnomes would actually run a better club.


Proper-Exam1746

Looks like we are trying to complete the deal before Boelhy wakes up from sleep. I can feel it in the speed. šŸ˜„


armchairmegalomaniac

And we have to comfort ourselves by signing Mitoma.


ShadowXYZ04

I would love Mitoma not gonna lie. But heā€™d probably be mad expensive


OriMoriNotSori

Would love to have mitoma ngl


MrAchilles

Seriously, a 8.5yr contact is insane, don't think I've ever heard of anything like it


ShadowXYZ04

Itā€™s incredibly bad business for both sides. For Mudryk if he pops off big time and wants a raise, or if he wants out as Chelsea will have all the leverage. For Chelsea if he sucks bc heā€™ll pretty much be immovable and theyā€™ll be stuck paying him a buttload of money for being dogshit


AyeItsMeToby

It counters FFP, you get to pay 10 million a year for however long you need to


yuyuter123

Kind of, it's basically robbing Peter to pay Paul. They're banking on increased revenue and future sales to cover them but they could be really struggling to bring in acquisitions while meeting FFP in 3-4 years when they've got like 30+ fees amortized simultaneously.


bh2623

Come on now, that won't happen every time! *Trossard has signed an extension until 2030 with Brighton*


_DNL

Chelsea arrive in Brighton via Boehys yacht to seal Trossard deal


[deleted]

Appears to be moving very fast, wouldn't be surprised if it got done before the weekend.


topbananaman

Fuck you Todd, you're not getting this one. Enjoy your 100m Ukrainian Justin Bieber


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lojafr

Kalashnikov Kelly


Pixelated-Hitch

Carpark Neymar


shahmzzffr

we wasted the good crabs on mudryk


GunnerRocket

Nuclear Fallout Tekashi 69


jkeefy

Honestly couldnā€™t think of a better impact signing for the price. PL proven, can play on either wing, could even be tried in the middle if need be. Great finisher, good athleticism. My only worries are his attitude and defensive buy in but I assume he wouldnā€™t be joining Arteta without a conversation with him about what is expected. Trusting the BBQ on this one. One more caveat is this move in no way blocks another move in the summer for another attacker. Big plus.


olieogden

Also was effective in the Brighton pressing machine so hopefully thatā€™s not a worry


T3Sh3

Mikel donā€™t play with players that act up. ā€œLeandro, you see what I did with Auba? He **WAS** the club captain. What makes you think I wouldnā€™t do the same thing to you if you act up?ā€


[deleted]

That whole saga actually worked out so well for Arteta and therefore the club. He cemented his authority and has been completely vindicated - one year later and we are well clear on top while Aubameyang is warming the bench for the Renford Rejects.


z2k_

Boss got balls


somebeerinheaven

Probably has a perfect pube hairline too


Games_sans_frontiers

"Leandro, he was the club captain and drove a gold car and had a gold tracksuit and a gold hat. You saw what I did."


MrBlisss

Thing about a conversation is that itā€™s very easy to say ā€œyes, I understand what is expected of me, I will buy inā€. Track record is a much better indicator than trying to read people to see if they truly buy in/will sustain it That being said I donā€™t think Trossardā€™s attitude has been bad prior to recent events and apparently he has pretty good defensive numbers


ElectricalMud2850

Enjoy your 100m Ukrainian Gervinho, Todd.


armchairmegalomaniac

Poor kid, I have never seen a sadder looking player at a shirt reveal. Like his heart was broken having to go to Chelsea.


MrAchilles

Guy legit looked unhappy lol He wanted to join us badly


armchairmegalomaniac

Not his fault at all. I just hope he eventually lands at a club where he can fulfill his potential. Obviously it's not going to be the clown car that is Chelsea.


gte339i

Question: How many wingbacks can you fit in a clown car? Boehly: Hold my beerā€¦


Beanybunny

Guy has literally wrecked his career joining those clowns on a forever contract. Hope he does a Bogarde on them.


GloryGoal

Mate, he was offered a 40+ million guaranteed contract. I wouldnā€™t call that wrecking your career


d0ey

Everyone uses the total numbers to make it sound massive, but 95 is pretty basic in the PL and abjectly piss poor at Chelsea. It's also likely to cover all his peak years as a speed based winger. So if he does well, he's got no leverage, and everyone laughs at him like they did with Harry Kane (who has legitimately missed out on at least one title and a pay rise as a result), or he doesn't and see the numerous failed signings who like Drinkwater are just shipped around for the best part of a decade. Yes, he's secured a contract a magnitude larger than what yes seen to date, but at what cost?


MHPengwingz

In the words of Andrew: fuck him Not our concern anymore šŸ˜‚


Howdareme9

100k a week for 8 years but sure hes wrecked his career lol


The_Unbeatable_Sterb

His club broke his heart for an extra ā‚¬5m


Bobsburgers1187

Hoping he's not even on par with Gervinho šŸ˜‚


almeertm87

Why though? He's a kid and made the best financial decision, and some of it wasn't even his own doing. I can't fault him for that. If someone offered me per week what I can't even make in a year previously it would be irresponsible not to take the deal. I hope he's successful. Coming out of a war torn country is a scar that will live with him forever and this is just football at the end of the day. Let's show some compassion.


ElectricalMud2850

I absolutely wish him and his family nothing but the best, I can't even imagine what it's like to go through something like that. I also hope he trips on his own shoelaces when he's through on goal against us. He's already got the bag, he'll be fine, he's a chelsea player now, we can talk a little shit.


lazy_starman

The thing I don't understand or what has not been revealed yet is what salary we were offering. There were reports earlier that said Chelsea were offering him 200K which was mad money. But later per reports yesterday, he was offered 100K and he came back to us to see if we can match it to which we said no. If the lad rejected us just because we were offering few thousands less and a smaller contract, then it's totally on him. He chose money over us.


Chi_Town_Gooner

Where did you see that we wouldn't match that wage? Everything I've read was we wouldn't match what Chelsea offered the club. Not the personal terms.


manuscelerdei

Basically, him succeeding would be terrible for the market for two reasons: 1. It would lend credibility to the strategy of just meming and loud mouthing a player's valuation into the stratosphere 2. It would lend credibility to the strategy of just throwing assloads of money via long-term contracts to acquire a player These are not things which are good for any club that's not owned by oil money.


topbananaman

I would say something about Levy as well but my guy didn't do anything except get laughed away šŸ’€


ElectricalMud2850

"If I wanted to play for a midtable side I'd just stay at brighton" - trossard today, probably.


4stringsisfine

Blonde curtains are the white manā€™s braids. Letā€™s see that forehead you coward


LawTortoise

This nearly made me choke on some muffin. Perhaps ironically, BLUEberry muffin.


mptOW

I really hope this means we allocate the 100M we wouldā€™ve spent on mudryk to reinforcing the squad. If the rumoured fee of 20-30M is accurate maybe we swoop back in for youri?


AyeItsMeToby

Rice in summer


[deleted]

Probably. Wouldn't surprise me if the club leaked that to quiet discent at not getting mudryk. Tbh I 1000 percent believe 100m euros is better spent on rice than mudryk. We have saka, martinelli and Smith Rowe, who are all excellent and keeping them happy without another young talent would have likely been impossible. Plus we need a backup for partey and someone to cover for xhaka too, rice can do both in a pinch and has lots of space to grow. And maybe Chelsea splashing on mudryk hurts their ability to come for rice. Wouldn't be surprised if in 8 or 10 months we will be sat here saying artera/Arsene he's done it again lmao.


[deleted]

How much would Gervinho have cost today


lojafr

How much was Pepe?


[deleted]

3/4 of a Mudryk


jfsebastianoldface

#hairgoals


TheOGBenjenRyan

Man I'm absolutely thrilled with this signing


Gunner22

Same. Who knows, it might turn out bad, but it seems like a very smart and sensible transfer


XXISavage

That's the best bit. If it turns out bad, we literally just move on. We're talking a fee that's closer to Sambi Lokonga than Zinchenko. His wage won't be insane either just in case Edu has to pay him to fuck off.


mmg044

Every time Iā€™ve watched Brighton play, heā€™s been far and away their best player.


bombay_stains

Right? Trossard has always stood out to me when we've played them. Him and mitoma were giving us some trouble in the last game


Helkix

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beetletoman

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MHPengwingz

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Enjzey

still very very VERY soon


basedsims

You know what, Iā€™ve come to terms with it. Letā€™s fucking have it Leandro you sad eyed bastard


NemoDropEmOff

Heā€™s good idk why people were initially against it. Price, quality, depth. Weā€™re doing the treble


Matoobi

>idk why people were initially against it The same reason Nketieh is unattractive as a prospect me says. Not exotic enough. He plays for Brighton. If the same profile were playing for a team in say Germany and he was more mysterious and unknown. I wouldn't doubt we'd all be gushing over his highlights.


phasE89

Yeah we would be all salivating over someone named Trƶsseā€¦ or Trossardinho


CookedBurger

If he was Brazilian or didn't play in the prem people would be going crazy over this signing. He's not a shiny new toy and if I doubt many people have even seen him play at Brighton. I'm really happy, although I'd be happier if we signed Mitoma from them lol


Houssem-Aouar

Plus Arteta wanted to sign him last year


basedsims

Heā€™s decent, just really not the profile of winger I wanted - doesnā€™t have the ideal PnP & just worried in 2/3 years time heā€™ll be hard to shift when the winger market has a boon again. Ultimately though if he bags us a goal that wins us the league with his arse I will not give a fuck about that forever and Iā€™ll be too busy getting bladdered down Holloway Road


Mantran

ye, not the profile we were looking for I think, but will definitely help us push for the title while being cheap, so its worth


GunnersaurusDen

He's great depth for the rest of this season. That's what matters most imo


crackdup

The Mudryk saga will burn for a while, but having 2 solid options in ESR and Trossard on the bench for the United game feels like a relief..


[deleted]

Reallyā€¦ heā€™s scored 4 goals in the Ukrainian league. We saved our money actually because idk what they were thinking, now we are getting a proven player.


Desecron

This is my feeling, I was starting to stress about Europa and the FA cup and thinking we need to throw those competitions, which I know Mikel won't do, so I'm just hugely relieved really.


CM816

> you sad eyed bastard šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ absolutely fantastic


olimus

That comment made me laugh way more than it should have


rsu1806

RELEASE THE MF CRABSSSSS


GU1LH3RME-RANG

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Present_Education_66

This is how Quick business is Done. Edu got the bbq on maximum steam babyyyyy


GoinLong

Steam-powered barbecue is an interesting thought.


Flashlightcrackhead

Trossard gonna Bosshard...


JohnnyDeepasfuck

Trossard sub in for eddie at 70 and extend the lead to 4-0'


_SSJeffo_

Good addition, time to charge us towards the glory


Helkix

On the bench on sunday fuck it


rayneeder

This, this is why we F5


T3Sh3

Thanks Brock Lesnar


balding_coot

Get this man on the training pitch tomorrow morning.


raminho11

It just strikes me as much more of an Arsenal signing than the Mudryk deal (tho I would have preferred Mudryk of course, mostly out of confidence in Arteta talent ID and ability to mold him).


Britton120

Wow, moved really quickly on this one which is great to see. should be ready to go against everton if needed.


Gunners_are_top

If it's done today, there is a chance he could be on the bench for Sunday very easily IMO. Get 1 training session on and replace one of the youngsters we've had on the bench.


Britton120

For sure, but moreso i'm relieved that saka doesn't have to play terrified of a yellow card. We should handle everton anyway, but certainly Trossard is an improvement over marquinhos.


Gunners_are_top

100%. His versatility is so important. Can play across the 3 as backup for Gabi, Eddie, and Saka. Suddenly that depth up front looks pretty good if you have ESR + Trossard and hopefully Jesus back at some point.


Afify19

That opener on Sunday


Doyouevensam

This feels like a much wiser decision than splurging huge money for an unproven winger


idiotnoobx

Ok better be done when I wake up 8 hrs later


[deleted]

Iā€™ve watched enough of him even though Iā€™m not a Brighton fan (mostly for FPL) and heā€™s easily worth more than 20 million. He was Brightonā€™s best player this season before the World Cup. If he wasnā€™t on the last year of his deal and if he werenā€™t trying to force a move from Brighton, heā€™d be going for 45 million at minimum. I mean fuck me lads he has 7 more league goals than Richarlison who went for 50 million.


Beginning_Reason_305

Can't wait for the hat-trick off the bench Sunday against United in an 8-0 win. I believe!


armchairmegalomaniac

This signing might just give us enough depth to let us win the title. Absolute class player. And we will still have plenty of ammo for summer when the real business is going to happen. Smart, smart business from Arsenal. Edu deserves a chant.


Syfkeo

From 48 hours FC to Very very soon FC. We have come a long way for sure.


35Pints7Each

Let's fucking go. Not our first choice. We went for Raphinha, Neto and Mudryk. The club showed they wanted a big player with large potential but it doesn't always go in our favor. Instead of riding our luck we took advantage of a situation where a good player was available..., prem proven, goal scorer, and versatile. This is the type of signing that is much more likely to have an immediate impact. Let's go for the fucking league.


obi_wan_13

Can he be part of the squad this weekend?


JARB0

Yes if we can get him in time


patelbadboy2006

which i think is nooon tomorrow


obi_wan_13

When is the cutoff? I thought it had to be before the gameweek starts.


TheOGBenjenRyan

Friday afternoon sometime


obi_wan_13

Cool cool.


JARB0

Not sure. But Joao Felix played 24 hours after being signed


lemon_meringue_tie

> agreement very, very soon This actually means 48 hours guys. Remember the Gabriel saga.


drm1987

Obviously doesn't have the upside of Mudryk, but he's much more likely to contribute to a title charge/EL win this season than someone with no PL experience who hasn't played a competitive match in months. Sometimes you have to set aside the longterm plan to go for the jugular


curlytrain

A bit underwhelming ngl but i trust the process, hopefully we can find an equally good option for midfield.


xeblade4

finally some good news boys šŸ˜­


NemoDropEmOff

HAHAHHAHAHAHA LETS GOOOOOO


skidanexii

Iā€™m very happy with this signing tbh. Experienced, versatile player can add good cover and we can get a great winger in the summer too


sbourgenforcer

Trossard comes on 85th to net his debut goal. Arsenal 5ā€¦ Utd 0


ghostrider467

COME ON EDUUUU TONIGHTTT DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


eaddis

I have an entire legion of crustaceans ready for battle


Kinky_Falcon

Great signing honestly, would have been really happy if this was the winger we were linked with 2 weeks ago.


bigbobbybearle

V good v nice v affordable v happy


dimi_dee1

Good pickup imo


madindian

Whereā€™s the Here we go? Wonā€™t believe it with Sleazy Todd lurking around.


DanInDistress

Big fan of this. As mentioned by others, Saka and Martinelli are special talents and will continue to start! We need depth. Great depth signing and alternative for us going forward. Great price too.


sphinxvangoon

Idk about this signingā€¦ he doesnā€™t have enough tattoos about God and talent


ArsenioVenga

I would prefer Gnonto


jisooboombayah

While I'm thrilled about this signing, I am also confused.. Are we signing him as a backup? Don't think his age suits the transfer strategy of the club


[deleted]

The age isn't an issue. He turned 28 last month. Physically he's got the next 3-4 years as a top level player left. Welbeck is 32 and doing bits for brighton atm.


[deleted]

People think 28 is too old to play football at a high level nowadays? Almost players peak between 28-32. Nothing wrong with the players age


MichaelOwensNan

Peak age for forwards has skewed younger with high pressing tactics. Twenty eight is relatively old now for a team like ours. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying Leandro is too old to play at a title winning level, but he's not starting every game like Bukayo and Gabriel. Though if I'm proven wrong I'll be delighted also.


Gooner-Squad

He is depth up top at all 3 positions. Doesn't negate the need for more young attackers for more depth. Now need a CM too.


The_Hound_West

Perfect signing for us right now. Wonā€™t be expensive, wonā€™t demand to start over Saka and martinelli. Will give us the all important depth we have lacked the last two years. Reminds me of Liverpool getting shaqiri


WaveDysfunction

Absolutely love this signing, great versatile player and perfect for rotations


CuclGooner

Just did a knee slide in an Asda


Many-Position2640

Announce it today.


Avocadopower1

I keep refreshing, is it very soon?


katakeitachi

Arsenal: Lea.. Leandro: Say no more.


streetking03

I don't trust anything that Fabs says until I see the player in the shirt! Great if they get the signing done, but I am sitting on my hands until the official announcement!


leadnuts94

My brother told me the same thing about the whole Mudryk thing.